A notoriously troublemaker, Cupid is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp, and it is not easy to fool him.

Bajie guessed that since Cupid was a god of love, he was naturally interested in the affairs of men and women.

After thinking of this, Mr. Zhu Bajie, the peerless crooked talent, simply made up a children's song by himself.

After the children's rhyme was compiled, Bajie shouted happily: "Okay, okay, I finally thought of another one, you will be satisfied after listening to it!"

Cupid said, "Then you will sing it?"

Bajie said, "Listen, I'm going to start singing," he cleared his throat and began to sing: "

Have two rats,have two rats,

making love,making love.

one have no JJ,the other have no MM,

too strange,too strange.”

Cupid exclaimed in surprise: "Two mice series..... I've never heard anyone sing it before! You must have made it up yourself! Awesome my pig!"

Bajie said: "Okay, after listening to the children's songs, you can sleep." ”

Cupid said, "I can't sleep even more after hearing this......

Bajie said: "As long as you are obedient, I will sing a song to you every day, if you are disobedient, then I will beat your ass!"

Although Cupid is a god, he is a child after all, and under the combination of soft and hard of the eight precepts, he finally chose to sleep obediently.

Nothing was said all night.

The next morning, Bajie appeared in the restaurant refreshed.

Wukong said strangely: "Bajie, did you sleep soundly last night?"

Bajie smirked and said: "Nonsense! Don't you just deal with a little fart, brother, I have a lot of means." ”

Wukong said happily: "Bajie, you must fool him, this guy is of great use to keep, you know?"

Bajie nodded yes.

In the days that followed, Bajie brainwashed Cupid every day.

These two brothers are both love psychology bricks, with a common language and a common hobby. They discuss their expertise every day, and the more they mix, the more familiar they become.

In the end, Cupid became a faithful little follower of Bajie.

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With the spread of Theravada Buddhism, the lifespans of many mortals have been extended, and many gods have gained tremendous power of faith.

For this reason, everyone also made a special trip to the kingdom of Isopia.

Perseus persuaded the king and queen to join the alliance through Princess Andnomeda.

Due to the influence of the Kingdom of Isopia on the northern coast, and the fact that Perseus was widely praised by the troubadours for his exploits in slaying the North Sea Monsters, the trip was a great success.

But when he returned, Ai'e noticed something unusual about the Medusa tattoo on his arm.

Ai'e asked, "Perseus, what's the matter with your tattoo?"

Perseus said, "What's up, it's normal." ”

Ai'e said, "But how did I find that Medusa's waist was several times bigger?

Perseus shouted, "Wife, we are going together, what can I do with you watching? Besides, she has a snake head ...... body."

Ai E said: "I didn't sleep in the same room with you, how do you know what dirty things you did in the middle of the night!"

Perseus said, "Wronged! not what you think!"

Ai'e said, "So what's that?"

Perseus said, "Well, haven't my skills increased a lot lately, so this muscle is stronger than before, and the arm looks thicker!"

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at Bajie and the others.

Bajie said: "Well, it's true! I think when I was just born, I wasn't really fat, but later as my skills got higher and higher, my body naturally became fatter and fatter, not only fat, but I also gasped." No problem!"

Ai E said in disbelief: "But Elder Sun has always been so thin!"

Wukong hurriedly showed his arm and said, "Sister, mine is also thick, mine is also thick!"

Dao Ji also said: "I heard the second senior brother say that this is called the unicorn arm, which is one of the important characteristics of a single dog. ”

Ryoma persuaded earnestly: "Sister-in-law, you should think about it." ”

Eventually, the matter was settled.

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As time passed, the gods suddenly discovered that they could obtain more substantial faith without fighting. In that case, what is there to fight for?

As a result, more and more gods chose to join the anti-war alliance, and the legendary butterfly effect finally showed its powerful power.

To be precise, the battle of the gods that has covered the entire world is slowly coming to an end.

However, there are always some surprises!

On this day, a group of people were gambling in the main hall, and suddenly a guard came to report: "King, disaster is coming, disaster is coming! A large group of immortals came outside, as if they were coming to kick the hall!"

Perseus was furious: "This is Mount Olympus, who dares to make trouble!"

The guard said, "I don't know, but the kings should go out and have a look!"

Your uncle, you don't let people have a good time......

Everyone was furious, and they all dressed up neatly, planning to go out to see which unobtrusive guy dared to make trouble.

As soon as they went out, they found that twenty-one Taoist masters had gathered in mid-air, all of them with immortal wind and dao bones, and their momentum was amazing.

Among them, there are three people who hold dustbrushes in their hands, which seem to belong to the ranged profession, and there are eighteen characters who carry long swords, which seem to be legendary sword fairies.

Wujing exclaimed: "All of them are at the level of the Nine Rank Immortal Emperor, what a gorgeous lineup!"

Wukong said: "The Nine Rank Immortal Emperor is a fart! I can pick them all up by myself!"

Bajie said with a smile: "That's it, my monkey brother King Kong is undefeated, and thousands of people have incarnated supernatural powers! Even if there are a hundred times more people coming, it is still not enough for him to stuff his teeth!"

When the people heard this, they thought it made sense.

Wukong's skill is against the sky, and he can fight a group one by one. For him, it doesn't really make much difference against one or a thousand.

Ryoma shouted, "Come and get your name known!"

At this moment, a man stepped out of the enemy line.

This person is high-crowned, white-faced, and speaks unhurriedly: "Our crossing group was invited by Hades, the king of Hades, to come and kill you. and those who are interested in it will obediently lead the neck to be killed, so that the flesh and skin will not suffer. ”

Wukong sneered: "It's a shame that you are still a group of immortal cultivators, and you will actually be in cahoots with Hades!"

The man said: "Immortal cultivator, go against the sky, in order to compete for that opportunity, what can't you do? Sun Monkey, you just accept your fate." “

Wukong shouted, "You dare to go against me with your miscellaneous hairs!" Before he finished speaking, he raised his stick and hit him.

The man also shouted: "Sancai Forbidden Demon Space!"

With his shout, the three ranged professions, including him, instantly formed a three-talent array, and listening to the name of this array, it seemed to be very cranky.

Daoji shouted, "Forbidden demons, can't you use spells?"

When Wukong heard this, he immediately blew out a bunch of monkey hairs, which fluttered in the air, but there was no change. He used another trick to make a magic skill, but he still didn't succeed.

This time, Wukong understood: no wonder these guys dared to take the initiative to come to the door, it turned out that they had such a means.

said that it was too late, and then quickly, the eighteen sword immortals were divided into two nine palace gossip arrays, one positive and one negative, one yin and one yang, and trapped Dao Ji firmly. It seems that their first goal is to get rid of Daoji.

In other words, Hades felt the great threat that Daoji brought him, so he spent his blood money to invite these more than twenty masters from the other world to try to kill Daoji in one fell swoop.