Chapter 270: Stalling for Time

readx;?“ You are so obedient. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Xiaofeng couldn't react at first, but soon understood, and deliberately cooperated: "It seems that it can only be like this." ”

"Zhang Yan, we don't make it disgusting, you just need to strip naked in front of us, and then walk around a few times. The Great Elder grinned and took out his phone.

"Yes, yes, this special moment, no matter how you say it, you have to commemorate it. "The people who summoned the ghost gate took out their mobile phones one after another, and seemed to think that I would be obedient.

"Zhang Yan, if you really agree, don't say that I know you, I can't afford to lose this person. A weird smile appeared on Li Xiaofeng's face.

"Li Xiaofeng, I admit that you are very powerful, even beyond our cognition and imagination, but don't be too complacent, if our master comes, you will only die. The Great Elder said coldly, and then began to urge me again, "Zhang Yan, do you still want your woman's life? A man is unwilling to take off his clothes for his woman, and he dares to say that he loves him?"

The Great Elder's tone reminded me of some jokes on the Internet, and it seems that he usually doesn't use the Internet less.

"Okay, but after I take off my clothes, you promise not to worry about this?" I said just to stall for time.

"It depends on how exciting your catwalk is, if you can do more exciting actions, we will also benefit netizens. The Great Elder smiled ambiguously at me.

"Well, I promise you. "I knew that if I wanted to delay with them, I had to take off one piece before I could gain their trust. I began to slowly take off my coat.

The weather was still a little cold at night, so I wore three of them, and I didn't mind taking off one.

"Oops, my hand hurts. I deliberately screamed, "You're amazing. ”

It took about a minute for me to take off my coat.

"Zhang Yan, go on, we're all waiting!" the Great Elder continued.

"You guys play slowly, when it's over, call me again. Li Xiaofeng actually lay down.

"Don't, although you are your own people, you can also admire Zhang Yan's figure. To be honest, I'm looking forward to it, an old man. The Great Elder laughed.

"If you have the ability, go head-to-head with me, don't play these things that you don't have. Li Xiaofeng opened his eyes, but quickly closed them again.

"I'm just going to be mad at you on purpose. How are you?" the Grand Elder turned around and deliberately farted in our direction.

"It stinks. I screamed pretendedly.

"Stinky just take your clothes and plug your nose, stupid. Li Xiaofeng snorted coldly.

"Yes, thanks for the reminder. "I understood that Li Xiaofeng was helping me stall for time, so I deliberately picked up the clothes and used them to plug my nose.

"Zhang Yan, why don't you hurry up?" The Great Elder's face became very ugly.

"This fart really stinks, isn't it one of your formations? Sure enough, if you don't have clothes to block it, you can't do it. "Evil Heaven will come to my senses, "I don't have clothes, I smell the stench, and I want to die." ”

"Is it useful for you to delay like this?" the Great Elder sneered, "Or are you Zhang Yan not caring about your woman's life and death at all?"

"It's really stinky, my mother has always taught me that you must be honest and can't lie to people. Evil Heaven suddenly crouched down and began to vomit.

I suspect he did it on purpose, but it looks like that's what happened.

"Does my fart really stink that much?" even the Grand Elder began to doubt.

"Wow wow. "I smelled a strange smell, and my stomach felt like it was tumbling, and I couldn't help but vomit.

Immediately afterwards, a group of ordinary disciples of the Ghost Summoning Sect also vomited.

"What the hell is going on?" the second elder seemed to feel that something was wrong.

"Haha, the two of them vomited, it must be uncomfortable, let's kill these two first. Just now I just knew that they might not die for women, so I deliberately humiliated them, but I didn't expect to really succeed. "The Great Elder quickly pounced on me.

Although I vomited, I didn't vomit much, and I didn't feel uncomfortable.

"Bang. "The Great Elder was sent flying by Li Xiaofeng.

"Damn. The Great Elder quickly got up, "How can you sneak attack?"

"He's still throwing up, aren't you sneaking up?" Li Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.

The Great Elder was speechless.

"Don't be complacent, we'll bring your woman over again now, the first time the Great Elder didn't pay attention, you can save it, this time we sent the most powerful ghost to guard, you want to save it, we will kill it directly." The Fifth Elder proposed, "Great Elder, let's let them pretend to be forced, and they will know how to write the crying word in a moment." ”

"All right, go ahead. I smiled nonchalantly.

"Hmm. The Great Elder nodded slightly.

"Xiao Yang, go and bring people over. The Fifth Elder shouted.

"Yes. The disciple named Xiao Yang walked in the direction where Lele flew away.

"How do you know she's still there?" I didn't understand.

"Haha, there are our ghosts everywhere, he will know when he asks at the assembly place. The Great Elder looked at me mockingly, "Isn't it speechless, I know it, but there is no way to change the ending." If you surrender for the sake of this woman, it is better, if you don't want to, I will let this woman cry in front of you, and let her know that you are not willing to save her. I'm not going to lose anyway. Haha, I'm really talented. ”

"Great Elder, it's not good. After a while, Xiao Yang ran back.

"What's wrong?" the Great Elder's face turned very ugly.

"They said that they didn't catch any ordinary woman, maybe some ghost was ignorant and took that woman somewhere else. Xiao Yang said.

"Bastard. The Great Elder directly fanned Xiao Yang to the ground.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, I wanted to surrender, but none of you caught our people anymore, and I have no excuse to do so. Oh, what a pity. Li Xiaofeng stood up. Naturally, he said cool words.

"Are you really willing to surrender?" said the Great Elder in surprise, "If so, I am willing to give you the position of the Great Elder, and also let you learn our sect's ghost summoning technique." ”

"Oh, is there such a thing as a ghost summoning technique in this world?" Li Xiaofeng seemed to be really interested, "But we are obviously mortal enemies, why should I believe your words?"

"I became an enemy with you just because you offended the Ghost Summoning Gate, but with your strength, if you are willing to join, it will be a good thing for the Ghost Summoning Gate. You just broke one of the arms of the five elders, and when you really talk about it, it's not a hatred that can't be resolved. The Great Elder paused and looked at the Fifth Elder, "Isn't it?"

"Yes, as long as it is beneficial to the sect, what is my personal honor and disgrace? Not to mention that losing to a master like Li Xiaofeng is not a shameful thing. The five elders echoed.

"Well, this is enough to show our sincerity in summoning the Ghost Sect, right?" said the Great Elder with a smile.

I don't believe they have such good intentions. I guess the Great Elder was very angry with Li Xiaofeng at first, but not taking Li Xiaofeng for a long time did not make him anxious, but made him recognize the reality. He should have figured it out, if he wanted to kill Li Xiaofeng, he would really pay too much price. They were afraid that they would think that the strength of the door master was stronger than Li Xiaofeng, and they could kill Li Xiaofeng after they deceived him back.

"Let's show us the ghost summoning technique, otherwise I'll only think it's a lie. Li Xiaofeng seemed to be moved.

"Good. Just look at it. The six elders had words in their mouths, and then set up a strange formation.

After a while, many demons were summoned. But the six elders were also so tired that they sat on the ground.

"The hosts. The ghosts greeted the Great Elder and the others one after another.

I also saw Lele in the group of ghosts. She gave me a look.

Didn't Lele get on Sophie?She was summoned, so where is Sophie?Originally, I thought that so much time had passed, Lele had already taken Sophie away, and wherever I thought of Sophie, I would be summoned over. If she also listened to the words of the Summoning Ghost Gate, it would be troublesome.

I saw that these demons were very respectful to the elders of the earth.

"Well, this ghost summoning technique is amazing. The Great Elder tried to stand up, but finally sat down on the ground again. "It's amazing. Li Xiaofeng nodded, "But it doesn't seem to have any effect." ”

"How could it be useless to have so many terrifying ghosts all at once?" the Great Elder held back his anger.

"I'm not talking nonsense. Li Xiaofeng sighed.

"You ......," the Great Elder pointed at Li Xiaofeng.

"Xiaofeng. The fifth elder pretended to be very close to Li Xiaofeng, "You can talk to us." ”

"Although this ghost summoning technique is powerful, why didn't you bring Sophie here? Could it be that when you can't summon it, these ghosts can't even lift their pants even if they are?" Li Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"This ......" The Great Elder was originally angry, but now he felt that Li Xiaofeng's words had a lot of truth. His eyes swept over the demons, "Why didn't you just bring people over by the way?"

"I don't have anyone on my hands. ”

"We didn't really see anyone. ”

The ghosts expressed their stance one after another.

"What the hell is going on?" the Great Elder suddenly understood something, and looked at me angrily, "Zhang Yan! Isn't that girl human? That's why she escaped." ”

"You're making a bit of a joke, she's either a human or a ghost, and she's still here just now, if you summon her, she'll definitely come over, do you still need to look for it?" I pretended to be angry, "Do you don't want to give me back, so you deliberately lied to me?"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter where the person is, as long as Li Xiaofeng is willing to follow us. The Great Elder waved his hand.