Chapter Twenty-Three: The First Word on the Wine

As soon as the wine is on the head, it is dizzy, it is called a beauty!

At this time, Ji Kang'er still cares about "the phoenix fell into the chicken coop", just enjoy Qingfu and Sister Xiang now, and go to his mother's dream to be the unlucky night watchman!

"Smack-"

With this strength of wine, Ji Kang'er slapped her thigh, and she was drunk with wine today. So, like a man, he tore open half of his shirt to breathe, took off his coat, jade pendant, and long sword and threw it away, and his eyes only knew that he was following the woman's snake-like waist and limbs.

However, he didn't forget the business, Ji Kang raised his hand: "Serve!"

"It's coming, it's coming. The woman seemed to be the proprietress of the store, she walked over with a pot of sake in one hand and a glass cup in the other, and before Ji Kang'er could react, she sat on the young man's lap.

The drunken Ji Kang smirked, lost the strength to take precautions, and just waved his hand and said, "My own sister-"

"Don't, sir, you still call me aunt. Hahaha-" The woman laughed loudly, the house shook and fell, and the majesty swept away the fallen leaves like the wind, and said, "Little guest officer, please order the name of the dish." ”

The wooden board in front of her shook, and Ji Kang'er fixed her eyes to see what the main dish was

"A pear tree presses begonias", "I don't know if I am a guest in my dream", "Ice and fire", it looks very exquisite.

Ji Kang'er nodded casually: "Just this dish, 'marry the wrong man in the wrong sedan chair'." And this, this ...... All on, all on!"

"I'm pretty good at picking you up!" A string of silver bell-like laughter came from near and far......

The hot sweat towel was applied to the face, the fragrant spring was soaked in the feet, the little promised to rub the back, and the eldest aunt served wine...... Ji Kang'er felt that the past fourteen years were good, but it was not as good as being surrounded by the little girls and old girls at this moment, and he hummed comfortably......

After a while, from the splendid hall, seven beautiful girls came all the way.

Each of them carried a plate of good food, and the seven girls came to Ji Kang'er with a smile and a smile.

That Ji Kang'er couldn't take her eyes off it, and was about to stand up to greet her, but she was so weak that she hurriedly sat down on the chair again, causing a lot of laughter.

"Stuffed puffer fish with deer belly"

"Pine nut roe deer legs"

......

The beautiful voice of announcing the name of the dish made Ji Kang'er feel like a cheese, and he couldn't help but be poetic, and he praised it: "If you don't take three thousand weak water, you dare to ask today that you can have a total of seven sisters?!"

The wine is still on the tip of the tongue, and the aroma of the food is already on the cheeks......

The girls got Ji Kang'er's reward, and they persuaded them to drink and the vegetables to pick up the vegetables.

"Wait a minute. ”

The audience immediately cleared up with Ji Kang'er's shout, and Ji Kang'er felt out of shape, and quickly restored the aristocratic demeanor of the children of the family:

"The woman here is really beautiful, she is really drunk with the young master Ben who has traveled south and north. Auntie, what a trip I did!"

"The master praised it falsely. Come on, Auntie will give you some more red. ”

The proprietress lowered her head with a smile and poured wine, shaking her bewitching breasts and waist in front of Ji Kang'er's eyes.

"But," Ji Kang'er said bluntly: "You have sent many fairy sisters in a hurry, and as a result, you have sold a delicacy for the price of cabbage!"

It can be said that the store is big and does not deceive the poor owner, and the beauty is not wrong. Although the young master is not as weak as the crown, he is also personable, and he is the most important customer in the heart of the eldest aunt, and he does not dare to slack off. ”

The eldest aunt responded with a smile and glanced at the seven girls:

"That's it, come on, come on, the girls all report their names to the little brother, and in the future, the spring night will be wine, and the autumn morning will be fishy, so that this young man will often be remembered. "Auntie said.

The seven beauties immediately left the table and came to a row directly opposite Ji Kang'er.

"Young master, the little slave family is called 'Yizhang Red' in the store recruitment, because of the fact that the guest officers like it, every time they separate, the slave family is always rewarded with a zhang of red silk by the guest officer. The woman said proudly.

"Master, my name is 'Infinite Scenery', and I am a girl who is known for her fat and beauty. ”

"'Tsundere', as the name suggests, is tsundere and. ”

"Uh...... I am...... I'm 'empty', just ......"

"Her name is 'let you slaughter', this one is called 'speechless heart plug', I'm not afraid of the jokes of the guest officer, I am called 'crazy panic'. ”

"What kind of panic? Oh, it turns out—" Ji Kang'er stroked his palms and laughed: "It turns out that girl, your name is 'Crazy Panic', it's not bad!

Ji Kang'er thought to herself, the name was on point, and sure enough, it was so white that it was bloodless, which made people panic.

Just as he was happy, Ji Kang'er felt that although he was still surrounded by soft fragrant red jade and laughter, somehow, faintly, he smelled a trace of bitter cold in the air?

In the end, he is a child who grew up in a big family, although Ji Kang'er has refused to learn exercises since he was a child, he is naturally intuitive, and if a third eye helps, he can maintain some kind of sobriety in the moment of hangover.

Instead of indulging his drunkenness, he carefully surveyed his surroundings.

He paid attention to his chopsticks, ah! A pair of swarthy eyes were staring at him, and it turned out that there was a huge white silkworm chrysalis between the chopsticks, which was wriggling and moving. Ji Kang'er exclaimed: "What's going on?"

"This is a pear blossom pressed begonia ordered by the young master, white flowers, fat and tender, with Northeast big vermicelli!" The proprietress didn't notice Ji Kang'er's different color at all.

Ji Kang'er remembered that she had already eaten a few bites, and her throat was blocked and her breathing was difficult.

"This is a tanuki cheese snack, why don't you have a bite of it?"

Where can Ji Kang'er, who has been distracted, still be able to concentrate, in a panic, he saw a pair of shaking big breasts like a heavy sledgehammer, suddenly crashing into himself when he was defenseless, smashing himself off the chair and falling to the ground.

"Someone-" The proprietress suddenly became hoarse, her fox face in the eyes of the drunk Ji Kang'er, at this time has become four, one is crying, one is laughing dismally, one is amorous, and the other is full of voice, which really makes Ji Kang'er have a splitting headache, and she no longer dares to look directly.

He looked under him again, and the black scorpion that had fallen out of the plate was holding him firmly to the chair with its claws.

Countless cockroaches, spiders, bed bugs, and shells are climbing up and down on their bodies, numb and slightly cool.

"I'll let you eat!" The proprietress said fiercely, while pouring beans into a bamboo tube to pour all kinds of gnats, mosquitoes and flies into Ji Kang'er's mouth, and taking the opportunity, she neatly pulled out the second half of Ji Kang'er's waist "The Essence of the Hades Realm" and stuffed it into her arms.

Ji Kang'er wanted to resist, he slapped a palm, but was hit back by the proprietress with a slight block, Ji Kang'er's chest was hot, and hot blood spurted out.

He couldn't resist, but was choked.

The proprietress opened her red lips, twisted her hand, and pressed a fingernail-sized, angular stone in her hand into Ji Kang'er's eyebrows without thinking. She said softly: "Boy, for the sake of your sensibleness, spare you this time from death." ”

Ji Kang'er thought that at this moment, he had no ability to get out at all, so he had to be a hero not to suffer the immediate losses, and in desperation, he would plan and calculate, which was also a kind of ecological degree of living.

So, Ji Kang'er simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dead in place.

The proprietress shouted, "Come on, evacuate." ”

Out of nowhere, two young strong men in black came out of nowhere, and carried the whole of the plate with the big case three times and five by two.

The two strong men walked on their front feet, and the other two brought out a new big plan of red lacquered pear wood. Then, the seven fairy women served delicious delicacies and filled the table again.

"If you are told to eat, you will eat it!" The proprietress stood beside the ground where Ji Kang'er was lying, trampled on the young man's face with her slender feet, and whispered softly while picking up a piece of duck paw on the plate and leaning over and stuffing it into Ji Kang'er's mouth.

Ji Kang'er was so frightened that he had already woken up, he didn't dare to make any resistance, stared at a pair of seemingly helpless eyes, tearfully at the mercy of the proprietress, and was fed a fat brain by her......

When the last fishy rotten leaf entered his mouth, the proprietress didn't forget to get up, wiped the soup from the corner of Ji Kang'er's mouth with a spoon, and poured it into his mouth again drop by drop.

Seeing Ji Kang'er swallowing the last bite of soup with difficulty, the proprietress let out a long breath.

Before it was over, a drooping child brought a cup of tea and fed it carefully to Ji Kang'er's mouth again. At this time, Ji Kang'er had been exhausted by the abuse of his mind, and he was also able to endure to the point of being in a trance.

He didn't care about the heat from the teacup slowly wafting out of his nose, so he just obeyed one by one. I thought to myself, but don't expose the identity of the Ji family's children, I'm really ashamed.

"Call it a day!" The proprietress motioned for everyone to leave, she caressed Ji Kang'er's face lovingly, and said, "When will the hustle and bustle be closed, Zongzong's crimes are difficult to prevent." Today, let you know what the crime and punishment of gluttony is, and in the future, let you still have the teachings and the sins to suffer!"

With that, she turned and stwisted away......

After being teased like this, Ji Kang'er just wanted to vomit.

Mourning is greater than dying. He thought to himself: Did I fall into the hands of thieves at a young age and be saved?!

Just when she was worried, suddenly, the screen in front of her turned up and down, and Ji Kang'er looked at it, and the other side turned out to be a mirror.

The haze on the mirror slowly dissipated, and a few lines of words gradually emerged, which read: "Seven deadly sins, gluttony first, primordial seed, seven years." ”

This line of words appeared in the blink of an eye, and then it dissipated like a ball of gas, Ji Kang'er tried his best to reach it with his hand, and the mirror was shattered to the ground.

......

At this time, in the wooden house, tongues of fire are wrestling around the fire like the tentacles of an octopus.

Outside, the wind was blowing up, and the sand and gravel on the ground must have been blown over by the wind, and then fell on the wooden planks outside the wooden house, making a "crackling" sound.

Between the rocks and sand, outside the wooden house that was being attacked, a certain wooden board emitted a long and old "squeak" scream, which made people feel that the wooden house could collapse at any time.

Lao Feng was looking at the flames in a daze.

The veteran brought out the prepared meal, and Ji Kang'er had been sitting opposite Lao Feng, he came back to his senses, looked at the green onions on the table and dipped in sauce, and remembered the danger he had just entered like a dream. There, there was a table of unheard of delicacy, but the good times did not last long, and the delicacy became a worm snake and scorpion that was hard poured into the stomach...... Right now, it's real that the green onions are dipped in sauce, but he can't eat a bite.

I thought I was just having a terrible dream, but why is there still soup on the corner of my mouth, and why hasn't the drunkenness completely dissipated?

Lao Feng saw that Ji Kang'er's face was pale and feverish, and he was all suffering from the cold, so he ordered the veteran to help him into the house.

When Ji Kang'er was about to leave his seat, Lao Feng comforted him and said: "You may have suffered from the wind and cold, anyway, we can't leave today, and besides, I heard that the sky is about to change, and there will probably be a snowstorm, let's rest here......"

Tossing and turning on the shoddy wooden bed, as soon as Ji Kang'er closed her eyes, the voice of the proprietress echoed in her ears. When he opened his eyes, it turned out to be an old cat pressing against his chest.

"Wow-" With a sound, Ji Kang'er's face was full of tears, and she said in her heart, my mother!