Chapter 35 The brain circuits that are eaten out of the nails are really strange
In the coffin, Liu Fan lay on his body.
It's lonely!
None of the women who were willing to bury him a thousand years ago fulfilled their promises!
Women are really big pigs' trotters!
As soon as his eyes turned, outside the coffin, Liu Erquan was still crying about the woman's goodness.
Liu Fan was disappointed in his heart!
If a man really loves a woman, then he will be strong, and the love in his mouth is not valuable.
Only a house, a car and a ticket can make a woman feel the sincerity of your love.
Liu Erquan, the genius of the Liu family many years ago.
Back then, it was only because of the snot baby Liu's little mother's dystocia that Liu Erquan suffered a dramatic injury, and since then, there has been no progress in martial arts, and the potential has dissipated, and there is no him among the potential clansmen with normal distribution statistics.
Now, with Liu Fan's help, Liu Erquan broke the bottleneck, stepped into the realm of the Great Martial Sect, and activated his genius potential.
In the bottom of his heart, he still hides his love for the snot baby, and the fetters of this affection hinder his martial arts path. ”
Liu Fan groaned.
Liu Erquan, it's too long-lasting!
He lacks a kind of hypocrisy like those women in the Red Mansion who claim to be selling their art but not selling their bodies, with a sweet mouth and a sword, a sweet mouth and a knife in his heart!
Thinking of this, Liu Fan's eyes lit up.
"The love of the ancestors - the mantra of the Buddha's mouth and snake, go!"
Those who fall under the spell must have a mouth like a Buddha and be able to deceive people, but their hearts are like snakes and scorpions, ruthless and ruthless, family interests come first, and feelings are second.
Especially the stall of the Liu family, what is needed is such a person.
Liu Erquan is worth having!
At the moment when the spell came to his body, Liu Erquan was excited, and his brain suddenly woke up as if he had been overpowered.
It feels like a twilight drum and a morning bell!
Or a realization!
He looked in a trance, remembering that he was immersed in the little lady in the past, and ignored Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family, and couldn't help but feel guilty.
"Little, I've been dead for years, it's time for me to let go!"
"Taking advantage of my youth, I also need someone to take care of me, I have to marry another woman to continue the string, I can't hang myself from a tree!"
Liu Erquan muttered to himself, his eyes brightened.
raised his head, looked at Liu Fan's tablet, and looked excited: "Old ancestor, this must be your old man's manifestation in the sky!"
Incense.
Burn paper.
Kowtow!
Filial piety +1000!
Liu Fan was satisfied, and the Buddha's mouth snake mantra was beginning to show results, and the future could be expected.
Outside the ancestral hall.
Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, and several other elders waited quietly.
Liu Erquan's state is very bad, and they are all worried.
At this moment, the door of the ancestral hall opened.
Liu Erquan walked out, with the smell of wine on his body, but his eyes were clear.
"Patriarch, can you help me talk about family affairs? I want to find a stepmother for Xiaoxiao!"
"Oh?!"
Liu Tao's eyes lit up, and then nodded with a smile.
Liu Erquan's state is great!
Everyone else let out a long breath.
Liu Erhai glanced at Liu Erquan, then looked at Liu Tao, and suddenly said: "The Liu family is still too small, many people are in their 30s, and they are still fighting singles!"
"In the past, we were poor and had no money, but now we are in chaos and chaos, and the money is overflowing, I think the people of the Liu family also need to give a gift!"
"If you don't have a daughter-in-law, marry a daughter-in-law, if you don't have a concubine, take a concubine! Then encourage everyone to have a few more babies, and in a few years, our Liu family will be a veritable big family!"
Liu Erhai finished speaking in one breath, and found that everyone was looking at him in a daze.
"What's wrong?, isn't it?!"
Liu Erhai ate the fingernails in his mouth and asked a little panicked.
"No problem, what the second elder said is so right!" Liu Tao admired, he really underestimated Liu Erhai before, and the brain circuit that came out of eating fingernails was really strange.
It is also very in line with the development status of the Liu family.
Liu Dahai, Liu Sanhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai all nodded approvingly, with a look of longing in their eyes.
Several people have made great progress in martial arts and broken through to the realm of martial arts, their bodies have become younger and younger, and the vitality of some parts of their bodies has increased greatly.
Now, Liu Erquan stood at the door of the ancestral hall, in front of the coffin of the ancestors, and put forward this suggestion, which was in their arms!
A bunch of old men are secretly happy in their hearts.
In the coffin of the ancestral hall, Liu Fan sighed, his eyes fell on Liu Erhai, and there was a sense of surprise.
This descendant is very disrespectful to him, and he is also very perfunctory when worshipping, and he seems to have no opinions, and he always eats his nails behind Liu Dahai.
But today, his suggestion is a blockbuster.
Hit the core population problem of the Liu family!
It also hit the filial piety value that his ancestor cares about the most!
Only when the Liu family has a strong population can he receive more filial piety values.
"Could it be that if you eat too much fingernail covers, you really get calcium and become smarter?!"
Liu Fan pondered and decided to reward Liu Erhai.
"The love of the ancestors - the old man's curse under the moon!
The old man under the moon, commonly known as the old man of the moon, the matchmaker, likes to help people tie the knot, pull the red line, and is the messenger of the clouds!
Don't you see, how a headache those old men and matchmakers are, when people ask how old your baby is, have you ever been married this year?!
......
The moment the spell comes to life.
At the entrance of the ancestral hall, Liu Erhai, who was eating his nails, trembled, and his nails slipped from the corners of his mouth, but he didn't know at all.
He looked up at the sky and saw that the sky was blue and the white clouds were long!
In the tree, two sparrows are touching their beaks, chirping, and very affectionate.
He looked sideways at the patriarch, at the willow sea, at the willow erquan, at the others, and found that although everyone looked calm, between their eyebrows, it was difficult to hide their loneliness, and they looked like a single dog who had been single for a long time.
He took a deep breath and felt like he had to do something.
"Patriarch, leave the matter of reproducing the population for the family to me!"
Liu Erhai said, patting his chest and said: "I promise, within a month, let the clansmen who do not have a daughter-in-law marry a daughter-in-law, and the clansmen who do not have a concubine will accept a concubine, and then after a year, the Liu family will quadruple!"
After speaking, he found that Liu Tao's eyes were stunned and unmoved.
He snorted, strode into the ancestral hall, and took out paper and pen.
"In front of the ancestors, I, Liu Erhai, made a military order!"
After that, he wrote a letter of guarantee with a few strokes, and stated at the end that if he failed to complete the task, he would resign as an elder and go to raise pigs with Liu Daquan.
Liu Daquan is Liu Erquan's brother, his martial arts are very poor, but he is very good at raising pigs, and the pigs he raises are fat but not greasy, and they are very famous in the chaotic underworld.
In the coffin, Liu Fan was very satisfied.
With the spell of the old man under the moon, Liu Erhai, who had always been cowering and unassertive, also began to contribute to the family, and became brave to take responsibility.
All around, Liu Tao and Liu Dahai looked at Liu Erhai strangely, looked up and down, and felt that the Liu Erhai in front of them was not the Liu Erhai they knew.
"Second Elder, you have changed!" Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai said bluntly, their faces serious.
"Hey, hey, yes?!" Liu Erhai smiled innocently, took a bite of his fingernails, and clicked and clicked.
Seeing this, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai smiled, "You are still the second elder we know, you haven't changed!"
On the side, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and Liu Erquan also took a long breath and put their hearts at ease.
Liu Erhai in this state is normal.
Liu Erhai just now is a little scary!
"However, since the second elder wants to benefit the clansmen and be the elder, then this matter will be handed over to the second elder to do!"
Liu Tao said, "Everyone fully cooperates with the second elder, and we must double the number of members of the Liu family by this time next year, and the snot babies will run all over the ground!"