Text Chapter 142: There will be merit, and there will be any fruit!
After Wukong defeated Tubi Langbo Bowl, the master and apprentice continued westward. This walked, walked, and walked from summer to autumn.
The autumn is high and cool, and the melons and fruits are fragrant.
Wukong naturally loves to eat melons and fruits, Bajie and Wujing are foodies, and they eat all the way, but they are also happy and happy. It's a pity that time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like shuttles, and there is always a time when the fruit is eaten.
On this day, Bajie said: "Alas, the weather is getting colder day by day, and this fruit is gone, and the days are so difficult." ”
Wujing said: "Yes, yes, it's hard to find food in winter." ”
Wukong said: "After winter, it will be spring again." In spring, it's the season of peach blossoms. When I think about it, I feel like I smell the fragrance of peaches. ”
Bajie said: "This monkey really dares to think about it! Winter has not yet arrived, and he is fantasizing about next year's peaches!"
Wukong said: "It's good to have ideals, which is like you, short-sighted, only looking at the present." ”
Bajie said: "As far as you have a long-term vision, then tell me, when can we go to Lingshan and obtain the true scriptures?"
Wukong said: "You don't have to think about this kind of problem, the more you think about it, the more troublesome it is." If you don't want to, you'll be there before you know it. ”
Bajie said: "Can I really do it? I can't do it?"
Wukong said: "Of course I can do it! When do you think I complain about the long way?"
Wujing said: "Yes, Senior Brother really hasn't complained. Master, Second Senior Brother, don't you think it's strange?"
Xuanzang said: "This monkey is abnormal, I have long seen it." ”
Wukong said: "Master, do you think I'm abnormal?"
Xuanzang said: "Anyway, we have traveled west to learn scriptures, and we have been walking for ten years, don't you feel depressed at all?"
Wukong said, "Why should I be depressed?
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey is a schizophrenic, and I have long seen it!"
Wukong said: "I shouldn't be optimistic? What kind of truth is this! I see, you are jealous of me!"
Xuanzang said: "Hey, why doesn't Xiaolong speak?" Xiaolong, do you say this monkey is normal?"
Ryoma said: "There's nothing wrong with it, I think Brother Monkey is quite normal." ”
Xuanzang continued to ask, "What about you? Do you feel depressed?"
Ryoma said, "I don't feel depressed. I take a walk every day and eat grass, and I feel so satisfied. ”
Wukong smiled, "Haha! ”
Bajie said: "This dragon sets the horse, and he doesn't have to fight monsters, and he doesn't have to serve the master, he is the easiest in our team." ”
Ryoma said, "I'm carrying the master." ”
Bajie said: "You are a divine beast, carrying a mortal of more than 100 catties every day, isn't that just like playing?"
Wukong said: "Bajie, it's too late to regret it now, just use you as my mount." ”
Bajie said: "You are just a piece of stone, so heavy, I won't do it." ”
Wukong said: "Senior brother, I didn't say you! This person can't be too lazy, and learning from the scriptures is based on the merits." If you look farther, there will always be fruit, bread, and fruit. ”
The Eight Precepts said: "Meritorious results? These eight characters have not been skimmed yet, what kind of merits are we talking about now?"
At this moment, something fell from the tree and hit Bajie's head.
Bajie jumped up, pulled out a nine-tooth nail rake, and shouted: "Which one is plotting against the old pig! Get out of here!"
The people looked around, but they didn't see anyone, but there was an extra peach on the ground.
Wukong has a quick eye and quickly picks up the peach, looking left and right.
Bajie also saw it, and said cheekily: "Brother Monkey, is this peach real, show me." ”
Wukong said: "If you want to identify the authenticity of peaches, I am naturally the most professional!" As he spoke, he put the peaches to his mouth and took a bite.
Bajie said with a smile: "How does it taste?"
Wukong said: "It's really a good peach, it really can't be wrong!"
Bajie said: "How can there be a peach here? Could it be that you just imagined it?"
Wukong said: "If I have that kind of means, do I still use it along the road?"
Bajie said: "That's too! But then again, isn't this fruit gone, why did it pop up again for no reason?"
Wukong said: "You ask me, how do I know?"
Wujing said: "Could it be the cause of jet lag?"
Bajie smiled: "Jet lag? This answer is too!"
Xuanzang looked up and saw that there were still a few peaches on the tree! Without hesitation, he climbed up the tree and picked two. Bajie and Wujing saw it, and they couldn't wait to jump on the tree and pick all the remaining peaches.
The crowd ate peaches and continued on their way.
Bajie said: "Master, why don't you say that this peach doesn't fall to the sky, not to the front and back, to the left and right, but to the ground?"
Xuanzang thought for a moment and replied, "Yes, why did it fall to the ground? ”
Wukong said: "Bajie, you should study your "Imperial Maiden Heart Sutra" well, don't go astray and embark on the crooked path of studying physics!"
When Bajie heard this, he felt that it was reasonable, so he didn't think about it anymore.
Wukong's words completely changed the course of physics.
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Along the way, a lot of melons and fruits were found one after another.
Bajie said: "No, why is there more and more of this fruit?"
Wukong said: "It's probably the abnormal climate, right?"
Wujing said, "No! We've never encountered this before. ”
Xuanzang said: "Why speculate here, let's move on, maybe the answer is ahead." ”
The crowd walked all the way for five days, about 300 miles, basically rugged mountain roads. The further you go, the hotter you feel.
Xuanzang said: "That's not right. Isn't it late autumn now, why do you walk more and get hotter and hotter?"
Bajie said: "Yes, such a hot day, it seems to be summer." ”
Wukong said: "Anyway, it's all gone, you don't care if he's hot or not." ”
Bajie said: "This fruit is slowly decreasing again." ”
Wujing said: "The weather is too hot, and the fruit will naturally be less. ”
The crowd went forward for another two days, and this time it was really hot and unbearable.
Bajie lost his luggage, sat in the shade, and gasped: "No, no, I can't stand it." ”
Wujing also threw off his luggage, sat down under the tree and said, "This climate is definitely not normal. ”
Xuanzang said: "What's going on, why don't we ask someone." ”
Bajie said: "There are few people here, and it is difficult to find people. ”
Wukong said: "Actually, it's not that troublesome, I'll know when I summon the land out and ask." ”
So Goku recited a spell and summoned the local land.
As soon as the land saw that it was the Monkey King coming, he hurriedly stepped forward and bowed and saluted, "The land of the Flame Mountain greets the Great Sage Grandpa." ”
When Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Flame Mountain! Before we knew it, we had actually walked to the Flame Mountain!"
The land said: "This is the Flame Mountain." Two hundred miles further on, there is the core of the Flaming Mountain, and it is even hotter there!"
Wukong asked, "Is this place under the jurisdiction of the Mighty Bull Demon King and his wife, Princess Iron Fan?"
"Yes, this Flame Mountain does belong to their jurisdiction. The two of them originally lived in Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain in the southwest, but later Niu Dasheng ran away from home and went to Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain to be the son-in-law of the inverted door. ”
Wukong said: "Sure enough, this is it." I've been to Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, but this is the first time I've come to this Flaming Mountain. ”
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, didn't you say that you were quite familiar with this area before, why haven't you been to this mountain?" ”
Wukong said: "You don't know anything about the eight precepts. This Flame Mountain has a hot climate, a radius of hundreds of miles is bare, and there are few tourist attractions, so there is really nothing to play. ”
Bajie said: "You haven't been here before, how do you know that there are no tourist attractions here?"
Wukong said, "What's so strange about this? I haven't eaten pork yet, but I've seen you walk!"
Bajie said angrily: "I'm talking to you in a good way, why do you want to engage in personal attacks!"
Wukong said, "Aren't you a pig?"
Bajie said: "I, I only have a head like a pig." ”
Wukong said: "Pig's head." ”
Bajie said: "Splash monkey!"
Wukong said: "Splash pigs!"
Bajie said: "I've only heard of splashing monkeys, but I haven't heard of splashing pigs!"
Wukong said, "Don't you hear it now?"
Bajie said: "There's no such name!"
Wukong said: "Then I will call you this name!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xuanzang hurriedly spoke out to stop him: "Apprentice!"
The land asked, "What's the matter?"
Xuanzang said: "It's none of your business." ”
The land said: "It's none of my business, what do you tell me to do?"
Xuanzang said: "I didn't call you. ”
The land said: "I heard you calling me just now!"
Xuanzang said: "My name is apprentice. ”
The land said: "Yes, I am the land." ”
Xuanzang said: "My name is the two of them." ”
The land said: "The two of them are not land, I am." I still have a business license, a health permit, and a work permit. ”
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, you quickly drive this gag guy back for me!"
Wukong said to the land: "Old man, there is nothing for you here, you can go back first." ”
The land said: "Great Sage, the weather here is hot, and it's not easy to find food, why don't I send you something to eat?"
Wukong said, "I'm not too hungry. ”
Xuanzang said: "I'm not hungry, you go back quickly, I really can't stand you." ”
Bajie said: "Don't! You're not hungry, I'm hungry! ”
Wukong asked, "Pig head, aren't you noisy?"
Bajie said: "Hey, I figured it out, the pig's head is the pig's head." I don't care, just be happy. ”
Wukong said angrily: "You dare to laugh at me!"
Bajie said: "I don't!"
Wukong said: "The tone of your voice is not right!"
Bajie said: "You are strong and reasonable!"
Wukong said: "You hit a rake!"
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, did you forget to take medicine today?"
Wukong said: "You scolded me again!"
Bajie said: "You scolded me first!"
Wukong said, "What did I scold you?"
Bajie said: "You scold me for being a pig!"
Wukong said: "You just admitted that you were a pig." Since you have admitted it yourself, then I am not scolding you, but objectively stating a fact. ”
Bajie said: "Splash monkey, I only said that I was a pig's head, not that I was a pig!
Wukong said: "Splash pigs!"
Bajie said: "I've only heard of splashing monkeys, but I haven't heard of splashing pigs!"
Wukong said, "Don't you hear it now?"
Bajie said: "There's no such name!"
Wukong said: "Then I will call you this name!"
Xuanzang said: "Apprentice!"
When the land heard the call, he quickly agreed: "Don't rush! Don't rush! Zhai is coming! Zhai is coming!"
As soon as Bajie heard that the meal had arrived, he didn't care about the quarrel there, and went directly to enjoy the meal.
So this quarrel ended without a hitch.
The food sent by the land was also sufficient, Bajie and Wujing had a big meal, and Wukong and Xuanzang ate casually. After eating, the land bowed down and said goodbye, and the master and apprentice continued to hurry.