The light began to appear in front of me, blurry, but I could barely see some of the outlines, and a familiar smell rushed into my nostrils, and in a moment, I was sure that this was the hospital.

The palm of his hand touched the soft, linen sheets that are characteristic of hospitals.

I felt a foreign object stuck in my nostrils, and the familiar smell of oxygen mixed with the smell of hospital coming to Sur burrowed into my nostrils.

After waiting quietly for a few breaths, everything in front of me began to slowly change from blur to clarity, and at this time, I lay down again.

My body was so weak that it made me wonder if I was really "alive".

Everything in the room has become clear.

The white room, surrounded by a bedside table more than a meter high, reaches the waist height, there is a machine on the cabinet, the zigzag curve is constantly changing, and there are numbers below are constantly beating, with the beating, the machine is also ringing a fairly uniform dripping sound.

ECG monitoring, when this thing was "alive", it was used almost every day, but I didn't expect that I would use it one day, although it would be used sooner or later, but this time was really too early.

The semi-recumbent position allows me to clearly see my fingers, and it is this clip that allows me to clearly see the changes in my blood oxygen.

On the other side was a ventilator, which was working evenly, and the bubbles in the jug were rising and falling happily.

The white room, the white sheets, the white everything, even the light on my head seemed much whiter.

It's just that after seeing all this, I didn't move.

One is because I am mentally prepared, of course, there is another reason, that is, the struggle of the underworld for hundreds of years has made my emotions hard enough, even in the face of my own life, it is much calmer than before, even indifferent.

I need some time, not too much.

I need to sort out what happened during the time I was away, I need to understand how far my body has become, and I need to re-understand the world that I've been living in for thirty years.

After a few moments, I finally understood my condition, and I had a clear picture of how long I had been in the hospital on my wristband.

On August 3rd, it was clearly written on the wristband, and the time on the ECG monitor at the bedside was August 8th, that is, I was away for five days.

It's not a long time, but I can't ignore one situation, and that is the way I left - sudden death.

Fortunately, he can still feel his body, but he can't see the strong spiritual sense and physical fitness in the underworld, and of course, he doesn't have to think about spiritual power.

If I want to rush back to my spiritual platform, as long as I enter there, I will be able to get everything I want, and it will at least be a very high starting point, but unfortunately, when I started to try, I found that I can't even feel the spiritual sense now, let alone the spiritual platform.

Nima, is the gap so big?

When I thought of this, I finally remembered what I said to me when I was in the Liuyun Sect.

It is very possible to return to the world, and the probability of success is very high, but if I return to the world, I will definitely face a situation, that is, almost a new beginning.

Grass! I scolded fiercely in my head, Made, I am suddenly thinking about a question now, what am I doing when I came back on horseback? Why do I come back? In the underworld, now I am already a master of the sixfold realm of the divine realm, an absolute existence below one person, above ten thousand people, and then there to be my own uncle, it will definitely be a good enjoyment, why come back to suffer this crime.

After smiling bitterly, I finally calmed down my mood, the reason is very simple, this is also my home, and I have my father and mother at home. As for the safety of the Three Realms, I really haven't thought about it, after all, I am such a special character of more than 100 catties, and my ability is just a little bit.

Calming down, I started to look at my body, which was very weak. This conclusion is not simply felt by me, but also by the various tubes that have been inserted in my body, and the two machines that are annoying to the people who tick.

Heart rate: 41 beats per minute. Respiration: 13 breaths/min. Blood oxygen: 77. Blood pressure: 102/61.

All of this proves my weakness now.

It's only been five days since I've been away, but now I'm as weak as a seedling in a storm, and maybe I can send myself away with a sneeze right now.

I tried to move my body, and it was fine, although it was a little harder, but at least I could feel it, and more importantly, it felt very clear.

Alas, man, hehe.

I closed my eyes again.

After a short rest, I started trying to control my body again.

This action lasted for half a day.

Just as I was about to try again, the door of the ward was suddenly pushed open, and then I heard a string of footsteps, and the sound of sleeves rubbing against my clothes, which sounded extremely stiff.

In an instant, it became clear to me that this was a daily round.

Lying there quietly with his eyes closed, listening to the whispered communication between the doctors, it was basically some basic situation. To the surprise of these doctors, my physical condition seems to be better than yesterday, and of course, they can only rely on those data to observe, at most they can only reach out and scratch my muscles a few times to see how I react.

Luckily, the doctors didn't do a full examination of me, and if someone pulled out a hammer and gave me a knee-jerk reflex experiment, the rider would be exposed.

The doctor left, and then there was a sudden sound of footsteps, very soft, but the soft sound, I heard very clearly, very familiar.

My mom.

I don't have to open my eyes to know.

So I slowly opened my eyes and looked at the apparently much older figure. It's old, it's too old, although it's only such a simple five days, a person in his fifties, his hair was originally black, and in a few days, it has turned gray-white, just like the bleak sky of the underworld, and there is no luster on it.

Mom is not a sloppy person, although it is not very neat, but at least she will simply clean herself up every day, at least her clothes and hairstyle will not be as messy as now.

Mom is old, and when she bends down to put down the basin in her hand, it is all slowly. There were towels in the basin, washing things, and I recognized them just by looking at them, and they were all mine, just as they were in the basin.

Then my mother got up, turned around, and saw me with my eyes open.

I should speak, at least I should shout mother, this is the most important thing to do as a person, but, for me, I have been away for hundreds of years, at this moment, I actually seem to have suddenly lost the ability to speak, I can only look at my mother in a daze.

The basin in my mother's hand fell to the ground with a bang, and toothbrushes and toothpaste jumped everywhere. My mother looked at me as if she didn't see it, just like me.

Half an hour later.

"Mom......" My voice was hoarse, like a cold wind blowing on the surface of the sand.

"Son......" The mother's voice should be joyful, but it is always accompanied by some sadness.

My mother rushed over and hugged me, just like when I was a child, but much softer than when I was a child, as if I was a newborn child, and even my mother didn't dare to touch my body with her own hands, and hurriedly pulled her sleeves and covered her hands, as if she was afraid that the calluses on her hands would grind my skin.

"Mom, you get up first. "I would love to stay in my mother's arms for a while, and since I went to school, it seems that this opportunity has quickly disappeared with age. Just like independence, we have to pay some price for growing up.

Mom nodded desperately, got up, and then asked me softly, "Did Mom accidentally press you?" Mom's expression was very anxious, eager like an ant on a hot pot, her eyes kept scanning my body.

"No, Mom. "My nails were pinched my nains, which was a little better, because now was not the time.

The progress of science needs a price, the price paid by many people, but this price, I don't want it to be paid by myself, I don't want it to be paid by my parents, I am not so noble, the only thing I hope is that the people around me can live a few more years, be happy for a few more years, be able to eat a good meal every once in a while, and be able to see the people I want to see often, it's as simple as that.

"Mom, don't cry yet, I'll tell you something. I looked at my mother, who was already crying in an instant, and smiled hard.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm It's just that all this is very difficult, and I can clearly see that my mother's palm is next to mine, trembling slightly. I can clearly feel that the ** of the palm is only less than a centimeter away, but this distance, the closest person, dare not cross.

"Mom. I reached out and gently placed my fingers on my mother's palm.

Mom's palm gently reversed, allowing my fingers to rub gently against her palm, as if that was enough.

"Mom, when I woke up, don't publicize it yet, I still need a few days. ”

I looked at my mom and said, she was a little confused, and it was obvious that she didn't know what the reason I was doing this.

"Daddy better not tell me. ”

There was a look of embarrassment on my mother's face, this kind of happy thing, the only person she could share seriously was her father, but now I asked her not to even tell her father, which she couldn't do.

"You just have to talk to your father, you and your father have to cooperate with me to act. ”

Mom finally laughed, like when she saw something wrong with me when she was a child.

"What are you going to do?" said Mom with a straight face.

"I don't want to be taken away by those experts as guinea pigs, then you really don't have a son. ”

"Well, yes, be careful with the experts. ”

Mom, you're ...... It's too sensible, it's too up-to-date, it's too discordant. There are still good people among experts, at least not every one of them will pry open the shell of a mussel that has lived for five or six thousand years.

The time for the visit was soon over, and the mother left with a happy face, but before she walked out of the room, she instantly regained her sad face.

I stretched out my thumb behind my mother, Mom, good acting, you have a place in the Academy Awards. (Actually, parents are the best actors, because they have to act for a lifetime.) ）

My mom left, and I continued to work hard to master my body.

And at this time, the faint light around him flashed, and two people appeared.

Made, it won't be so soon, will it? Lao Tzu just came back, and the people from this office came to let me take up my post?

However, after seeing the faces of the two people clearly, I have determined that these two goods are definitely not from the office, because the people in the office will never have such an arrogant expression on their faces that make people want to beat him.

One person is dressed in black, with thick eyebrows, a bronze face, and a resolute expression, and he looks like a tough guy at first glance.

The other was dressed in white, with long hair hanging obediently behind him, a fair complexion, and a folding fan in his hand.

"You two ......" To be honest, these two people always feel that they have met somewhere, but they are very vague.

"I am dark. The resolute man said, and his voice was the same as his own. Nima, Vin Diesel?

"I'm a dragon. The dragon's voice was much more normal.

"You're really weak. He pouted, then sat down on the chair next to me, the steel tube welded chair creaking uncomfortably under his ass.

Your uncle, do you greet people like this? Lao Tzu is now sick in bed, if you try it in the underworld, Lao Tzu will not kill you. I glared at him, lazily accosting him, and turned my head to the dragon on the other side.

This one looks much more comfortable.

"You two ......"

"We're just here to see if you're dead, and then we're going back to report it. Dark continued.

You uncle! you uncle! you ......

No, let's see if I'm dead? Go back and report the news? What does this horse mean? A spy? Or a spy? Report the news? Who to report to? It can't be the Soul Clan, right? No, if the Soul Clan, I guess I would have been killed in bed by these two things by the finger of the finger, and would you still be talking nonsense with me?

"You don't have to guess, Lao Tzu is reporting to Sister Meng Po. ”

Made, I'm relieved.

I can guess that the strength of the two of them is definitely the kind of great god, otherwise, they can't casually cross the Yin and Yang Realm.

But no matter how strong you two are, you can't stand here so blatantly, can you? Through the glass of the ward, I can already see that a little nurse on the nursing office has already craned her neck and looked this way, and the next moment, the girl has already rushed over with a frown.

Nima, bad thing, grass!

The words popped up in my mind, and then I closed my eyes, leaving only a small gap.

The nurse rushed in, whispering Darkness and the Dragon.

"It's not visitation time, how did you get in?" said in a very unceremonious tone.

If it were me, I wouldn't be polite when I stepped on the horse, you two thought this was an anime exhibition? The robes of the two of them, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a modern person from ancient times, and it doesn't look like a modern person at all, and you say you cosplay it, what are you doing cosplay when you go to the hospital, cosplay is black and white?

Thinking about it this way, and looking at the two people in front of him, not to mention, the color of this dress is right, if you put on two high hats, your tongue is hanging out a meter, it will be more similar.

Then I saw Dark go into my arms, and so did the dragon on the other side.

Nima: An ominous premonition instantly haunted my heart, wouldn't it be like this?

Sure enough, the two of them moved almost in unison, took out an eye from their pockets, and put it on. Then he reached out again and pulled out a ballpoint pen.

When I look at the ballpoint pen, I already understand it all.

I cursed in a low voice, and quickly closed my eyes.

I opened my eyes with a very slight click, and saw the nurse standing there with a dull face, and a faint cough in her throat.

"We are government officials, we are here to investigate some things, you just need to cooperate with us and not come to disturb us. ”

Can you have a doorkeeper on your horse's mouth, a government official? Will Smith pretending to be a horse is enough bullshit, and then he took out a shit pen to erase his memory, trying to erase the memory of the little girl, and now he has made himself a government official who is some kind of Rausch, have you ever seen a government official dare to come out to cosplay? Ya will isolate and censor you tomorrow.

After saying it with a cool face, he took off his glasses, then waved his hand at the beautiful nurse and said, "You can leave." ”

"Neurotic, do you two think you're Will Smith?, the man in black?" the beautiful woman's voice rang out.

Hold the grass! This time it's a big game. Made, did you buy that thing on behalf of you? Do you have three guarantees? This horse is an inferior product at first glance.

Then I saw the corners of the dark mouth twitch, the palms of my hands began to tremble, and the ballpoint pen snapped into two in my hand. Obviously, this is an IQ tax.

Made, these micro-businesses, agents, and purchases are really terrifying. I shuddered, not to mention how awesome the product is, let's just say that this ability to flicker, even the gods of the Horse Mansion can be fooled, it's too terrifying. It is estimated that after the election, Biden will not be able to do Lao Te, and if Lao Teh does it for a few more years, it is estimated that it will be difficult for the United States to say.

Then, I saw Dark raise his palm again, and look at the beautiful woman from afar

Scholar.

Alas, this time it must have been done. Then I saw the beautiful nurse leave the room in a daze, and then looked at the ballpoint pen in her hand with a gloomy face, and her eyes showed a fierce light.

"Where did you buy it?" "Since it's okay, I'm happy to watch the great god come out of nowhere."

"Let's make a lot, right?" the dragon interjected naturally.

"This thing actually deceived Lao Tzu's five-star praise!"

I laughed when I stepped on the horse, and Lao Tzu was about to go to the ground, and he collapsed.

After tossing for a while, he finally left with an angry face, and when he was leaving, I told me to exercise well.

"Why are you going?"

"I'm going to hit the supplier. ”

"What are you doing with suppliers? It is true that other suppliers are guilty of manufacturing and selling counterfeit and shoddy products, but you can't go beyond the level to handle the case, you should go to your agency and purchase first, right?"

"The agent and the purchaser are Chinese, and the supplier is American. ”

Well done, I wish you all the best. If you can still vote in the election, vote for Trump for me, that's funny.

The two of them left, although the arrival of the two didn't tell me any useful information at all, but this kind of action represents one thing, I still have a backstage in the world, and this backstage is still consistently hard, Sister Meng Po, absolutely hard, dissatisfied?

At this time, the black and white impermanence of the underworld is doing things in the world, the matter has just come to an end, the two of them are eating hot pot in the sea, and then this sneeze came one after another, if one person fights, it's okay, this is two people fighting together.

This time, the people in Haidilao were busy and frightened, thinking that these two people were eating badly. Haidilao's people are paper towels, pure water, warm babies, and heat stickers.

When black and white impermanence walks, the inside and outside of the body are almost plastered.

As soon as I went out, I happened to meet two buddies who were a little dazed and were chatting about Chinese martial arts films. As soon as I looked up, I just saw black and white impermanence fished out of the bottom of the sea, stared at it for a while, and knelt down with a pop, bowing my head.

"Disciple Jingzhou divides the helm of Wang Ergou and meets the nine generations of elders. ”

The other seemed to be a little sober, desperately pulling that buddy, but unfortunately, the buddy who was kneeling on the ground didn't mean to get up at all, but with a hard hand, he pulled this guy to the ground, and then pointed to the buddy's head with a serious and angry face and said, "Don't you see the elder wearing a hundred clothes? Why don't you kneel when you see the nine generations of elders?"

"The hundred clothes are worn by monks, are there any monks in the beggar gang?" said another buddy quickly.

"Aren't there any monks in the beggar gang?"

"Nope. ”

Then the buddy stood up with the help of the other buddy, stared at the black and white impermanence with a staggering eye, and then stepped up.

"Master, look at my muscles?" and then the sleeve was rolled up to reveal a hairy arm.

In short, the black and white impermanence almost didn't cry, and the next day, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the Quality Supervision Bureau, and the Health Bureau, under the leadership of the Public Security Bureau, rushed to the upstairs of the sea fishing.

And on the same night, there was also such an announcement on the government announcement platform of our small city: according to reports from enthusiastic citizens, our city xxx Haidilao operated illegally, used inferior raw materials in violation of regulations, maliciously deceived consumers, and caused a bad impact, and its behavior was ......

Under the guidance of such an opportunity, a vigorous action on the illegal and illegal operation of the catering industry was suddenly in full swing in our small city. After a month-long rectification, the catering industry in our city has been reduced by at least half. Some went out of business, some ran away, and some entered the bureau, in short, after I was discharged from the hospital, it was difficult to find a suitable place to eat.

Made, do I have so much energy now? The next step is to rectify other industries, such as baths, song halls, bars, hotels, etc.

Of course, these are all afterthoughts, and my current state is: it's hard to get off the ground.

The next day, my father and mother came to visit the hospital, because the visit could only be done by one person, and in the end, I had never seen my father since I died, and I could only stand outside the transparent window of the ward, watching my mother happily chatting with me, a "comatose" patient.

And just as my mom was chatting with me, I suddenly woke up, and for a while it was almost rumored to be a miracle in the hospital.

In the end, under the pressure of countless reporters and experts, I replied very weakly: "Ah! It's all the power of family affection." "Then, and then I was unconscious again. Of course, I installed it. As for the reason, it was because I was scared and scared. At that time, those experts looked at me, and they stepped on the horse and looked at the undressed woman, yes, their eyes widened, and they were about to pop out.

And after I fell into a coma, my drama mother went online in an instant, and with my father, who can definitely win the best praise award, all these experts and reporters were sprayed away with a scolding. Because of my parents' actions, I was finally rewarded by the hospital and was awarded the honorary title of hospital-level patient guard. If it weren't for the fact that those experts and the hospital are more or less inextricably linked, it is estimated that experts and reporters would have hung a sign prohibiting experts and reporters from entering the hospital at the entrance of the hospital.

Of course, these things don't have much to do with me, and the biggest impact on me is that those little nurses and little girls in the hospital walk around my room when they have nothing to do, and they look at my face with big eyes one by one. You look at ECG monitoring and ventilators or something.

And my parents, because of this incident, also became famous in our department, and instantly became celebrities in the entire department. Moreover, looking at my mother's kind face, holding the hand of the little girl, I instantly had a strong sense of crisis, this is to find a daughter-in-law for them.

One day, just one day, I estimate that the news of my ondol when I was three years old has spread throughout the department.

And this situation finally stopped after I was transferred to the general ward. The reason is simple: I told my mom that I had a girlfriend, and that I was much more beautiful, gentle, capable, and rich than these nurses. Of course, my mother absolutely didn't believe this kind of statement, but after looking at my very determined eyes, my mother still reluctantly chose to believe me.

"How old is the girl?" because there are no visiting hours in the general ward, my mother and my father simply carry a small Mazha every day and accompany me in the hospital all day and night as if they were going to work.

But this should have been the first very serious conversation between me and my parents about the spirit of the soul, and the first question of the conversation pinned me to the ground.

How big is it? This question is too difficult to answer.

"Mom, if I say she's over 500 years old, do you believe it or not?"

My mom stood up at once, pounced on me and tore my mouth.

"Little rabbit cub, just two days ago, you started talking nonsense, five hundred years old, have you married the daughter of Lord Yama?"

I didn't believe it until I died, especially people like us who grew up under the influence of absolute Marxist-Leninist ideology, and we would never believe in the existence of these things like myths and legends.

In fact, I really want to tell my mother, although she is not the daughter of Lord Yama, but it will definitely not be worse than the daughter of Lord Yama, and if the daughter of Lord Yama is counted in terms of generation, you have to call your future daughter-in-law an aunt.

In short, under the siege and interception of my mother and my father, I finally confessed to the matter of the soul of the soul, of course, except that the standard has not changed, it is still very beautiful, very gentle, very capable, and very rich, none of which is true, even the age, ethnicity, place of origin, and educational background are not true.

I can't tell my mother, your future daughter-in-law is a master of the God Realm, and an ordinary person like you can kill thousands of people with a single sword. As for the aspect of money, it is impossible to say, the Liuyun faction is all owned by other people's families, and the total assets are estimated to be in the top 100 of the Forbes list together, and they do not have as much money as anyone else.

In the end, after my tsunami of nonsense, my mother finally ended my interrogation with a sigh, and finally attributed my situation to the fact that I was suffering from marital resistance syndrome in older youth. Anyway, Mom, where did you hear that word?

Half a month later, I was successfully discharged from the hospital, although my body was restored to a seven, seven, eighty, eight, eight, but those are just their standards, according to my standards, I am not even as good as a crescent moon now.

So, on the day I was discharged from the hospital, I started my exercise program as follows:

1. Run and commute every day. (Our home is twenty kilometers from the prison where I work)

2. Strictly control your diet. (At least four catties of meat a day, four meals a day, four bowls a meal.) ）

3. Strictly control the work and rest time. This is quite normal, I go to bed after eating every day, and I don't sleep until my mother brings the food to the table and doesn't get up at all.

So, after a month of tossing and turning, my mom finally began to expel me with a look of disgust after watching me start to gain weight like a balloon.

Oh, women, no matter what their identity is, they are definitely two faces and two standards.

Of course, I do this for my own purposes.

The weight instantly increased from one hundred and forty pounds to two hundred and forty pounds, and everyone in our unit was shocked, among which the old policeman who was responsible for assisting us in brushing our faces and opening the door every day at the prison gate was the most painful, because in this month's time, my image collection has been carried out four times, and every week that passes, my original video image is not the same as the current me, and I have no choice but to re-collect. I guess if it weren't for the police officer, the badge and the iris image, I wouldn't even be able to get in.

If you have gained weight to the point where you meet the standard, then the next thing is to lose weight.

Then I reformulated my workout plan as follows:

1. Run twice a day in the morning and at night, no less than 20 kilometers each time.

2. Go to bed early and get up early.

3. Strictly control your diet.

So, after a week of tossing and turning like this, my mom and my dad went on a trip. Walked in a hurry, only brought a wallet and ID card, and the posture of the two of them going out was like a 100-meter sprint. As for why this is happening, it's naturally because of me.

In order to be able to control my body shape smoothly and increase my strength, I got up at 3 o'clock in the morning, put on my clothes, and ran out in a smoke, and when I came back from the 20-kilometer run, my mother and my father had not yet gotten up. Of course, exercising can't be so simple, so after every run, I have to do a systematic and comprehensive training, what arm strength, dumbbells, barbells, tension machines. Anyway, every time my mom got up, she came out with a feather duster, fluffy messy hair, a frown, and then woke up looking at me worriedly.

And it's just morning!

The evening is basically the same, the original one, so, my dad's favorite news broadcast and my mom's favorite serial series are inaudible, and the room is full of the sound of my humming breathing, and occasionally the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

In a week, the aunt of the neighborhood committee visited the house three times for the reason: disturbing the people.

The police station came to the door once and suspected that there had been a burglary in my house, but after seeing me holding a dumbbell and slamming it, they all left in shock. In my state, let alone my own family, even if it was a burglary, the only thing they could do was to block the door and prevent me from going out, and then wait for support. After all, with their simple batons, they obviously couldn't subdue the big man in front of them.

My mom and my dad ran away, and when they ran away, they didn't forget to turn around and tell me, "Arbitrary, you let your girlfriend come to our house to accompany you." ”

You guys dislike me!**Naked dislike me!Moreover, the old couple definitely has a purpose, they asked my girlfriend to come, they must have hoped that I could consume my exuberant energy. For their thoughts, I give my opinion: for the old disrespect!

In another month, my weight returned to 160 pounds, although it was 20 pounds more than before, but now my body shape is absolutely perfect.

With a height of 1.8 meters and a weight of 80 kilograms, he is thin in clothes, undressed and fleshy, with a sunny face and a radiant look.

It's just that the old policeman who was bitter about the doorkeeper re-recorded my face swiping information four times.

Of course, the happiest thing is the little girl in the unit, and even some of the bold, the first thing to do when she sees me is to reach out and pat on my chest and abs.

Made, are you guys shooting? You're going to take it after you're done. Forget it if you touch it, you still catch it!

In short, I'm definitely a man of the year now, of course, these are just the most basic training for me, compared to the offense I was in the underworld, this thing is too pediatric.

And one day after my crazy workout, when I was lying comfortably in bed and taking a shower after my workout, my body suddenly had a convulsion for no reason.

Naturally, I woke up instantly, and my first thought was, Made, is this an exercise for epilepsy? But just as the thought came to me, the voice in my head was already ringing.

"Calcining, one step at a time. ”

And at the moment of this voice, all the familiar feelings that I had been away from for two months came back in an instant. The spiritual platform, spiritual consciousness, and spiritual power appeared clearly in front of me again.

So, the next moment, I went back to the altar with a snort.

Suzaku, Soul Cleansing, and Broken Mountain are all there, and the bodies of the three of them have recovered as before, and they are looking at me with a smile.

The three of them are still the same, but now there is one more person next to the three of them, and the first time I saw this person, a name flashed in my mind: Dwayne Johnson!

Made, this cargo foot has a two-meter elevation, the arms are almost up to my waist thick, is holding my arms, looking at me with disgust, the two biceps bulge in front of the chest muscles, so that although he is standing there with his arms in his arms, but it feels like a flight attendant, the two hands can only grasp a little bit behind his wrist in front of him, I don't know what court etiquette is.

A small placket is short, and the five-point pants are also raw, Made, if this product is green, it is definitely a proper Hulk, it is estimated that I don't even need makeup to go to Hollywood to play the Hulk series of movies.

"You're so weak. It was obvious that the calcined guy pouted.

Made, can't these goods change their own virtues? This was the sentence when the soul was cleansed and the broken mountain came out, and although Suzaku didn't speak when they met, the meaning in that look was also very obvious, and then there was darkness and dragon, dark virtue and the absolute virtue of the body in front of him.

"Tempered body?" I asked anyway to make sure of my thoughts.

Who knows, Ya didn't answer me positively at all, and directly gave me a cold snort, which was regarded as an answer.

That's right, calcination.

"How am I weak?"

"It's weak. "When it came to the topic of interest to the body, this guy finally talked a little more.

Then, the three of Suzaku looked at me with a gloating look on their faces, and they looked at me with a strong expectation of watching the excitement in their eyes.

Nima, it's definitely not good, I looked into the eyes of the three of them, and I felt like a cold sweat was breaking out on my back.

Sure enough, after discussing for a long time, the cultivator finally reluctantly instructed me the method of cultivation, however, his cultivation method is indeed very simple, but it is also very extreme.

To put it bluntly, it is to play with one's own scourge, and then constantly break through one's own limits.

In Ya's words, it is to put it to death and live afterward.

Of course, in view of the current state of the world, the body has also given me some exercise methods.

For example, meditating on an iceberg, pouring boiling water on yourself, or burning it with fire, looking for thunder, and so on.

In view of the so-called exercise method of calcining, I think that this is definitely not a matter of leaving it to death.

This horse is deadly. Lao Tzu's current strength is mostly an ordinary person with a relatively strong body, you let me take boiling water and pour it on myself, if Lao Tzu is not instantly burned three times, it will be considered sorry for you.

After getting my final reply, the Tempered Body also frowned and was silent for a while, and then spoke: "In view of your current physical state, you can only use an extreme cultivation method. ”

"How extreme is it, can I guarantee that I won't die?" I was very worried about what she would say.

"You can try touching the electric door, but as for whether you die or not, I don't know. ”

Cleansing the soul, don't pull me, Lao Tzu wants to kill him.

Of course, this kind of thing will never happen, not to mention the question of whether I can kill the calcitrant body, that is, the identity of the calcined body, Suzaku They will never let me kill the calcined body, the four people are four holy beasts, what would it be like if one was missing.

Eventually, after the result that none of the four of them could leave the spiritual platform until I got my Divine Realm Sixfold, I rushed out of the spiritual platform crying all the way.

It's really self-inflicted, what are you doing with such a high realm, now it's okay, the four great gods can't come out, but the strength of the body is stuck in the sixth level of the god realm, once it comes out, my physical body will definitely not be able to bear it, and the only result is to directly support me.

Of course, it can't all be bad news, that is, although the four great gods can't come out, their strength can still provide me, but it's just ...... Their current strength is the same as mine, and they are just a relatively strong ordinary person who is stepping on a horse, and they are not even in the mortal realm of riding a horse.

Grass!

For such a result, I can't think of any adjectives other than the standard national scolding.

So, in a state of absolute rage, I grabbed an iron nail in my hand and resolutely stabbed it at the socket on the wall.

At this time, another conversation was unfolding in the spiritual platform.

I saw that the calcined body was watching my movements with a lewd face, and at this time, his figure was no longer the same figure as the Hulk, but had become similar to the Soul Cleansing and Broken Mountain, so everything Ya showed before was definitely deceiving me and tempting me.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, force, force, force. The calciner watched my movements, grasping the broken mountain beside him with his palm, and roared obscenely. Made, do you want to add a linen drop?

And the obscene expression is not limited to refining oneself, and cleansing the soul and breaking the mountain are also similar virtues.

"Will he be electrocuted directly?" Obviously, Soul Cleansing is still relatively new to such things as electricity.

"I don't know. The calciner replied very simply.

"Just try it. Suzaku's voice rang out.

Made, Lao Tzu always thought that you were a good person, but I didn't expect that you were more ruthless than the three of them, and now it seems that only one of them is a good person.

Of course, this was only because I didn't see Broken Mountain clenching his fists, watching my movements with his eyes wide open, and constantly shouting cheers in his mouth.

Oh!

A scream rushed out instantly, echoing in the room, a firelight burst out of the hole in the socket in the wall, and my hands were constantly twitched by electricity, and these are not the most disgusting, the most disgusting thing is, When I made up my mind and decided to touch the electric door generously, the leakage protector in our house clicked and tripped.

Grass!

I roared. The four people in the spiritual platform also roared in unison.

"That's a terrible idea. Suzaku looked at the calcined body with a disappointed expression, snorted coldly and turned his head and left. I don't know if he was disappointed because of the idea of calcining the body, or if he was disappointed not to see me electrocuted.

A few minutes later, I appeared in front of everyone with my still numb arm in tow, looking at the calciner with a gloomy expression.

The calciner has regained the virtues of the Hulk.

"You can't do that. "I said it directly.

"You try to power a few more times. ”

I'll fuck your uncle, how many times will Lao Tzu use more electricity? Once just like that, how many times is also this virtue. So, I rejected the calcination in one bite.

"Didn't you say you have a defibrillator in your prison? ”

I stepped on the horse...... I stepped on the horse...... What kind of evil have I done by riding on horseback!

A day later, I brought back the unit's defibrillator.

The next day, trembling, I sent the defibrillator back.

"Look, I'll just say it's useful, right?" said the Temper.

I finally broke through to the first and second levels of the tempered body, and my realm was finally upgraded to the second level of the mortal realm. I'm a very strong person now, and I'm not old enough to play a dozen free fighting professional leagues, but I believe that it should be okay to challenge those tattered little martial arts gyms in our city.

So, the next day, I rushed into a taekwondo martial arts gym like my butt was on fire, took off my shoes when I entered the door, and shouted at the top of my voice: Kick the gym!

This kind of day lasted for half a month, and after half a month, I no longer had the possibility of kicking the gym, whether it was a taekwondo gym, or a karate gym, or a sanda gym, or a free kickbox, there was a sign on the door: No arbitrary entry.

This is discrimination, and it is an insult to strength, only in extreme confrontation can you strive to improve yourself, have achieved the purpose of strengthening the body, this is the highest pursuit of martial arts!

"You're in good health, Lao Tzu has changed two masters a month, and now there is one lying on the bed. ”

Grass!

This way of fighting is impossible, and I can only return to my daily cultivation method again: masochism.

At this time, the unit suddenly received a notice from its superiors, calling on the vast number of cadres and policemen to enthusiastically sign up and join in the action of supporting a certain prison in the western region.

The West! That Place...... I ran to sign up as soon as I got into the smoke. In my influence, it was full of tall, strong men, not to mention the strength of the martial arts, and the long endurance, which I liked. (Made, why is this sentence so awkward?)

The process went smoothly, and after I passed the registration, physical examination, intensive training, etc., I successfully joined the team to reinforce the western region.

In the early morning, the sun had just risen, and the sun shone on my face, reflecting that my whole body was red and full of vitality, and at such a moment, I stepped on the westbound train, and left my hometown with the joyful expressions of my parents.

Trains, planes, trains, cars, cars, ......

After countless transfers, I finally came to a ...... One...... One...... A place where even the 3G network is scarce.

This place, you still need to write a letter if you don't know how to contact you, right?

Well, it's not bad to build a prison in a desolate place, centralized and easy to manage, and in this relatively sparsely populated place, security has also been guaranteed to the greatest extent.

Next is another round of physical examinations and intensive training, but this time it is more accurate, after all, this is the real land, much stronger than the simulation we have in our hometown.

After a period of intensive training, I finally got a general understanding of this place.

Recklessness, this is my general assessment of this place, of course, these refer to the geographical location, of course, but also to some people, such as some criminals.

After a smooth end of the training camp, I was divided into prison quarters, received salutes and dormitories, everything was ready, and I put myself still in bed.

The conditions here are still relatively difficult, those of us who came to support, four people in a dormitory, the room is not big, two bunk beds, the upper floor puts their own salutes, the lower floor sleeps people, of course, if you have to sleep on the top bunk, no one cares about you.

Everyone is from all over the country who come here to support them, and there are people from that place, and I am separated by a young man, a middle-aged man, and an old man. It's very suitable, there are three generations of old, middle and young, four people in a room, three moat-like generation gaps, fortunately, everyone is a systematic person, so it's not too troublesome to communicate, after all, there is a little common language. It's a pity that the four of us are from four places, I, a native of Inner Mongolia. Another young man, from Shanghai. Middle-aged, Henan. Old man, from Sichuan. It's too hard to speak.

One over there got up, and after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't understand it, and I couldn't pick it up, so I could only throw it out with a melon, and everyone couldn't understand it anyway.

Mandarin is so important. On the first day, everyone went to bed with such a mood.

The biological clock is a miracle, it can make people wake up at a relatively fixed time, and I, who is used to exercising, has already gotten up early.

It was five o'clock in the morning, and I had already washed up, put on my thin tracksuit and went out.

Nima: What's going on?

I looked at the starry sky above my head, a little confused.

But now that I'm up, the workout is going on as usual.

I rushed out as soon as I smoked. Running is a solitary sport, but it's also one of the most workouting exercises.

Ten minutes later, I had rushed up a small hill, the top of which was not high, but behind me was a high snow-capped mountain.

I smelled the thin air, breathed hard, it was very fresh, maybe because of the high altitude, the air here was so fresh, I could even feel a faint sweetness in the air.

And at this moment, an exclamation suddenly came from my spiritual platform, and the next moment, I had been directly dragged into the spiritual platform.

Cleansing Soul was staring at the world outside with red eyes, and it was the same as when I was in the hospital, when the experts looked at me.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"It's so aura here. Cleansing Soul said hurriedly.

"There are few people, but of course the aura is strong. "I pouted, but I was short-sighted.

But when I thought of this, I was suddenly stunned, and a touch of red slowly rose in my eyes.

Made, habitual thinking is too harmful.

In the underworld for hundreds of years, I have been accustomed to the lack of aura in the underworld, fortunately, because of the broken mountains and soul cleansing, I don't care too much about the aura, but now back in the world, such an abundant aura, but I can't give up, and, although the body is always fundamental, but the aura is also a very good choice, not only to improve their own realm, but even to enhance the strength of the body. And right now, that's what I need most.

It's a pity that the next moment, I already had a bitter face.

Made, in order to make her body meet the conditions for returning to the human world, she left everything she could in the underworld.

"Without Xiaohuo and Wood, these innate spirit species, wouldn't you have cultivated?"

So, the next moment, I have strengthened my confidence, yes, Lao Tzu went to the underworld and was also in a state of poverty and whiteness, Lao Tzu still got himself to the sixth level of the divine realm, and now he has returned to the world, which is nothing more than starting from scratch.

I sat down cross-legged.

Grass! I looked bitter again.

"What's wrong again?" said Cleanser's mouth full of patience.

"I haven't been through the mortal realm. ”

Everyone slapped their heads with a bang.

As for the specific reasons, there are two reasons: First, God knows, how I cultivated to the sixth level of the divine realm, you must know that no matter what you do, the foundation is very important. And I, like a castle in the sky, directly skipped the mortal realm and entered the spiritual realm. Second, I'm just a fool, of course, that's their opinion. After all, how can a person who has already entered junior high school not even know how to do elementary school questions?

So, Cleansing looked at me, and the other three looked at Cleansing's mouth.

"Are you a fool or a coward? You wouldn't do such a simple thing? you seduce them!" "Soul Cleansing was completely furious, I believe that if it weren't for my Spirit Platform blocking it, the sound of Soul Cleansing would definitely be able to rush to the top of the snowy mountain behind me now, and it is unknown whether it will cause an avalanche.

How to seduce Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu can't even feel the aura of stepping on a horse now, I will seduce your uncle.

I complained in my heart, but in view of the current state of soul purification, I still decisively gave up the inquiry, adjusted my state, and sat there quietly, recalling the various fantasy passages I had seen before, what attracted the power of heaven and earth, what set the aura of the four directions, and cultivated it.

Thereupon...... Thereupon...... I fell asleep on my horse.

Later, a strong wind blew and woke me up from the cold.

The world is still that world, the stars are still the stars, the moon is still the moon, the mountains are still the same mountains, the beams are still the beams, the mills are the mills, the cylinders are the cylinders, the father is the father, the mother is the mother, the sesame oil lamp is still squeaking, and the light is still so lit, oh...... Oh......

Off topic, off topic.

In short, I'm still the same me, and as for the awesome things that suddenly dawned on me in a dream, it still didn't happen to me.

It was still so dark, and I raised my wrist to look at my watch, and the hands were already past half past seven.

Made, forgetting the location, caused the time to be surprised.

So, when I continued to toss and turn, and when I returned to the dormitory, I saw that the other three people were also sitting on the bed and sighing, looking out the window at the dark night in a daze.

When they saw me push open the door and come back, the three of them were all surprised, because I didn't have that decadent look at all, but showed a radiant look.

Nonsense, Lao Tzu just slept on the top of the mountain again, can he not be refreshed?

When I came in, the young man took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and threw one at each of us.

Luckily, all four of us smoked cigarettes, which we hadn't noticed before.

Cigarette is definitely a good thing, a cigarette down, we are all very familiar with it, the young man's surname is Li, two years younger than me, the youngest of us. A typical Shanghai man always speaks with a sense of superiority and a sense of superiority.

However, because of his age, the middle-aged man and the old man only smiled slightly, and automatically ignored his sense of superiority, and it was a pastime for a young man to brag to them here.

And I, I'm from Inner Mongolia, bold, so I don't care, bragging, just listen to a happy, and even if he doesn't mind, I can discuss my second aunt, his family has a lot of cattle, it seems that there is also a mother, Xiao Li can be closer to the truth.

Everyone chatted for a while, and finally got to dinner.

After eating, we went to our respective prison districts, because it had been reported before, so everyone also entered the work very smoothly.

One day, in a hurry, uneventful, at night, I kind of miss my brothers, I want to be spiritual, I think of everyone.

So, I also don't know much about what everyone is talking about, but I know that Xiao Li was sent to the administrative office, and, it seems, the first day's work was not bad, looking at his eyebrows, he should have integrated well, and we are happy for him.

Then it was running, washing, sleeping, and the night was finally in my tossing and turning.

The next day, it was business as usual, except that something small happened in my prison area.

The three prisoners had a quarrel because of trivial things, and because of the boldness of their personalities, the quarrel finally escalated into a brawl, and on this day, it happened to be the class of me and my substitute policeman.

Naturally, the matter was immediately reflected on our side, and the old policeman rushed in with a baton.

A few minutes later, the old policeman and I returned from the cell, and the three prisoners behind us looked pained, obediently sitting on their respective beds and writing about the examination.

"Awesome, Brother Tian. "The old policeman's surname is Ji, and his name is Ji Xiaotian, so I am very used to calling the old policeman Brother Tian.

"It's just not cleaned up. Brother Tian raised his eyebrows at me, took out his cigarette, pulled out one and threw it to me.