"Hey, what do you mean by six reincarnations?" I said, touching Tsing Yi beside me.

"These six realms of reincarnation are the Buddhist sayings, and the six realms refer to the heavenly path, humanity, and the asura path......"

"I know that. ”

"Actually, these six realms of reincarnation, that is, such a saying, are divided into the three good paths and the three evil paths......"

"I know that. ”

"What else do you don't know?" said Tsing Yi as she glared at me.

"What's the point?"

"It depends on whether you do good or bad things when you are alive. It's about the same as the exam, 60 points are passed, about 70 points are the Asura Path, 80 to 90 is humane, and 90 to 100 is the Heavenly Dao. ”

Grass is also an exam-oriented education for stepping on horses. When Lao Tzu was alive, he studied for exams every day, and he thought that he would be able to take the job easier, so he began to take the job title exam again. If you have the opportunity to step on a horse, Lao Tzu will definitely formulate a set of assessment system for Lingshan, and then come up with a set of evaluation management methods, and give all the eighteen Arhats professional titles and administrative levels, so that they can eat the offerings of the world every day, and they also turn around to find ways to find things for Lao Tzu.

"Which way should I go?"

"You should go to the women's road. ”

"What's that?"

"The woman's wife. ”

I gestured my middle finger towards Tsing Yi, my face was righteous and awe-inspiring, but my heart was happy.

As we spoke, we finally set foot on this green land.

As soon as you enter it, you will be greeted by a calm and peaceful atmosphere.

Grass! Lao Tzu can't be the big boss of Lingshan who has just pondered something, right? What does it mean to create such an atmosphere? Let Lao Tzu take refuge in Buddhism? But I thought about it again, I am a person like me who has six black roots and all the purple roots, and a person who has broken the six precepts of Buddhism, I guess I want to go to Lingshan to practice, and I am afraid that the big boss will not accept me.

When he was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard a loud shout.

"Who's coming?"

I saw that in the originally empty mountain forest, there was a sudden golden light, and then a golden helmet and golden armor, like a god-like person, appeared in front of us, a suit of armor was shining, very dazzling. All of us hurriedly covered our eyes with our hands and looked at the people in front of us through our fingers.

Is this the kind of thing that is all in the heavens? One by one, when you are an Audi headlight? You also drive a horse with high beams, grass! High beam dogs.

"Oh, can you not be so bright? Are you blind in broad daylight?" I shouted into the golden light in front of me.

"Bold thief, dare to offend Tianwei! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......" The person shouted angrily, and finally stepped on the horse to bring the joke.

I'll go to your uncle's.

The next moment, the bright light bulb had been ridden on the ground by me, and my fist was even more slashed at his face.

While picking people, my mouth was still muttering: Who are the thieves? Who are you pretending to be Tianwei here? Is Tianwei just letting you drive a high beam as a dog? Grass ......

A moment later, the shining light bulb went out, and we stood in front of us with a look of grievance.

Everyone looked at me like they were looking at a monster.

"Boss, that's the way of heaven. Liu stammered over and said, it seems that this guy should also know something about the six realms of reincarnation.

"Heaven is a blue man, and Lao Tzu believes in Taoism. ”

"What does Taoism mean?"

"Taoism says that the way of heaven is the way of nature. ”

"What do you mean?"

"The laws of nature, reason. ”

"What do you mean?"

"The law of nature is the survival of the fittest. I pointed to the grey-faced light bulb in front of me.

"What about the reasoning?"

"That's the truth. I shook my fist.

Liu stammered and nodded thoughtfully, and everyone collectively supported their foreheads.

"Aren't you afraid that Lao Tzu will jump out and directly smash you with a thunderbolt?" Tsing Yi whispered beside me.

Cut......

The corners of my mouth pulled out a sneer, Nima, Lao Tzu has been mutated as soon as he gases and three clears, and he is afraid that he is distorting the truth?

"Hey, what are you doing here?" I asked the light bulb in front of me, which had returned to normal and was no longer covered in golden light.

"I'm here to stop you from being so wicked. ”

Hold the grass, uncle, you can't talk well, can you?

This time it wasn't me who did it myself, a group of people hula came up, and in just a few breaths, the light bulb had buried its head in the crotch of its pants, and its body shrunk into a ball, allowing us to punch and kick, as long as we didn't hit our faces. 62

Everyone stopped, and I pulled the bulb's head out of my crotch again.

"Say, what are you doing here? ”

"I'm really here to stop you ......"

My palms were raised high, and I was about to slap him with a big ear, and the light bulb quickly reached out to protect my face, and screamed in my mouth: Don't hit me in the face, don't hit me in the face.

What do you mean? Don't slap your face? Is the Heavenly Dao so face-saving? Or does the Heavenly Dao rely on your face to eat? Thinking of this, I can't help but secretly say in my heart that I hold the grass! Ya eats with my face? This Heavenly Dao of stepping on horses can't be a group of small fresh meat, right? That Lao Tzu also went to take the six cores of a fart, and if the Heavenly Dao couldn't get out, it was estimated that he would die of disgust here.

"Are you a little fresh meat?" I suddenly said with a heartfelt feeling.

"You're the little fresh meat. The light bulb said in a low voice, although the momentum was not very strong, but he still mustered up the courage to say it.

The next moment, I let go of my palm and let go of the bulb. The light bulb didn't think so, thinking that I was going to beat him again, but after a while, he found that we hadn't moved.

After sneaking a peek at us through his fingers, the bulb finally lowered his palm and looked at us with a puzzled face.

"Hey, light bulb...... "Grass!" why is it so awkward?

"I ...... I...... I...... I don't call light bulbs. ”

"And what's your name?"

"My name is Xiao Ming. ”

Damn, no wonder you're so bright.

"Hey, I said Xiao Ming, what are you doing here?" I continued to ask the first question.

"I'm here to stop you from passing. ”

"But you can't stop us, can you?"

"I can't stop you, and someone else can. When he said this, Xiao Ming was full of confidence.

"It's not a way to fight like this, Xiao Ming, you say, is there any other way to pass through your Heavenly Dao? "I chatted with Xiao Ming step by step.

"I can't say. ”

"If you don't, we're going to beat you. Do you see the big one?" I pointed to the Ape King behind me, Xiao Ming followed my fingers, saw the Ape King's angry King Kong-like expression, and then saw the Ape King pinching Pu Fan's big hands crackling, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

"That big one had a stick, so long, so thick. I gestured for a moment and continued: "Moreover, the big one likes to stab people in the next three ways, and it is from the back, you don't want the big one to stab you with a stick, right?"

Xiao Ming cried as soon as he cried, not to mention crying, but even sat on the ground with his ass, his hands were also stuffed under his buttocks, and he covered his ass tightly, as if the next moment, the stick of the king of apes would be poked in.

In the end, Xiao Ming, under our coercion and temptation, finally explained the secret of this customs clearance.

So, our group swaggered on the avenue, and when we met people, we shouted: The old immortal of the heavenly way, the magic power is boundless, and the magic power is vast, and the law controls the earth.

Grass, how can it be so similar to the slogan of the old monster Ding Chunqiu of the Star Sect?

In this way, we swaggered all the way to a splendid hall in front of it, but this hall is not as exaggerated as Xiao Ming, after all, it is a place to live, every day's diet and living are here, and if it is like a searchlight, it is estimated that he may also be blinded.

Before the main hall is a wide square, and there are people shuttling in the square, all of them are looking like golden helmets and golden armor, and all of them are young and handsome young men.

Made, why is the tone of the Heavenly Dao a little wrong? I thought to myself as I looked at the crowd of people who kept shuttling here.

At the moment when we stood in the square, a loud bell rang, the door of the main hall creaked open, and a figure also stepped into the air from the main hall, and it was not until it was in front of us that it slowly descended.

I cursed in my heart, but I didn't dare to delay, and shouted again: The old immortal of the Heavenly Dao has boundless power, and the magic power is vast, and the law controls the earth.

"Well, the children are teachable. The old man in front of him smiled with a red face, his hands twisted three strands of long hair on his chest, and his eyes were full of gleam.

"Are you here to surrender?" The old man's next sentence almost made me beat him violently, if I hadn't thought that I would definitely not be able to do him, I would have to give the old man a violent beating.

I surrender to your uncle.

"We will pass through the precious land and be tested. ”

Hearing my words, the old man changed his face directly in the next moment, and the speed was faster than the Sichuan opera changing his face.

"Then put it to the test. The old man's face was as if he was paralyzed, and he stopped talking, and with a wave of his palm, several light gates appeared on the square. Then he threw down a sentence: Pick a door to go in, as long as you can get out, even if you pass the customs, you will leave.

You're Taoist, aren't you?" I muttered to the old man's back, and then walked towards the shining door of light.

In a flash of light, I was already in a large hall.

In the middle of the hall was a woman tied to the high platform, her clothes were disheveled, she was drenched in sweat, her hands, feet and part of her body were tied with red ropes, and a rag was stuffed in her mouth, which seemed to be hollowed out of cloth.

I stepped forward quickly, and in a few steps I was already beside the woman.

The woman was lying on the platform with her eyes closed, her face turned sideways, with only one side facing me.

My arrival seemed to have caught the attention of the woman, who had just stood on the high platform and her face had turned in my direction.

Hold the grass!

Looking at the woman's face, I almost stood upright and gave the woman a standard Young Pioneer salute.