Chapter Twenty-Nine: The King of Dodgeballs
Deadpool didn't seem to hear Charles' words and continued to high-five Dofende, and then happily got out of the car.
"Music up. Deadpool stood to the right of Charles and Laura and began to go to the scrap yard, why not in the middle, because Charles had refused to allow Deadpool to approach Laura within one meter, Deadpool had to give up the shining position in the middle and walked to the right of Charles, halfway through, Deadpool suddenly thought of something: "Wait, where is my gun bag?"
"Oh, that bag, it was on the taxi, and you were so high-fived with the taxi driver that you forgot to take it off. Charles replied to Deadpool's words in a timely manner, and the words were very affirmative, why, because he saw it.
"Pick up the phone, answer the phone. After a few seconds, Deadpool put down the phone, and it seemed that Dofende still did not escape his own fate, because he was hit by answering Deadpool's call.
"Looks like I'm going to have to deal with them in the traditional way, two knives, and all my strength. Deadpool took a deep breath and continued with Charles and Laura to the scrapyard.
As soon as they arrived at the scrap yard, a large wave of heavily armed troops poured out of the surroundings, and Ajax shouted from above: "Wade Wilson, what is my name!"
"Don't he know what his name is? Laura looked up at Ajax while drinking milk, and said in a soft and cute voice that made Deadpool feel that his humor was very low.
However, Deadpool didn't have time to discuss with Laura right now that Ajax didn't know he was Francis, and looked at Charles and Laura and waved at him: "Whatever, we're going to see a superhero landing, wow, superhero landing, cool! ”
After the dust angel fell, Deadpool thought of a question: "Little scumbag, what are your abilities to deal with this humorless woman? Honestly, what did you do to be called an acrobat, did you play monkey on the street?"
Charles looked around at the exact same set as in the movie and answered Deadpool's question, "No, I just like to make people into a ball and throw it out, so people like to call me an acrobat." Then he looked at Deadpool with a smile.
It's a pity that Deadpool didn't see Charles's smile, the Dust Angel had already begun to charge, and Deadpool said to the Dust Angel: "I'll leave myself to Francis, so I'll bring you the Acrobat, you fight him, on, Acrobat, use your best trick against him." ”
"Okay. Charles grinned and grabbed Deadpool's neck with his hand.
"No, we're friendly now, alas, are you going to liquidate what I said in the car now? Let's talk about it, isn't the little scum too careful, I just said a few words of conversation between adults in front of Lori to help the child grow up healthily, and he has been angry until now!" After Deadpool was captured by Charles, he thought that Charles just said that he liked to throw people out in a ball, and understood that he would be the one who was thrown together, and immediately began to complain.
"Don't worry, don't you recover automatically? This kind of injury will recover in a while, okay, the man on the other side, let's play dodgeball!
"I knew that playing with teammates who were in a temporary group would be pitted by the slightest misrhythm, and those who could still score points in a single row of games had a strong heart. After Deadpool smashed into the car with a "boom~", fortunately he was not too seriously injured, turned around and complained, and then got up and began to find the surrounding troops to fight.
"Laura, hide a little, this woman just jumped down and was covered in dust, and it will stain our clothes. Charles looked at the dust angel who continued to rush after dodging Deadpool, and then looked at himself in a white superhero uniform, feeling that it was better to touch less, after all, she had too much dust on her body after she had just made a superhero landing.
The dust angel didn't care whether Charles liked it clean or not, he rushed over and gave Charles a punch, but unfortunately Charles had no interest in playing boxing to the flesh. In fact, the biggest threat to Charles at the scene was the troops with guns, not the Dust Angels, who completely blocked the bullets for Charles after the Dust Angels attacked, so that those troops had to go to Deadpool, who was not afraid of bullets at all.
The dust angel who had been circled a few times found that he couldn't even touch Charles, and angrily turned the target of his attack to Laura, who looked like a child, while looking at Charles, the meaning is obvious, if you hide again, I will kill this child.
Laura felt discriminated against by the situation where the dust angel took herself hostage and threatened Charles, and Laura, who was eating snacks on the side while listening to Charles's words, immediately changed her state, and watched the dust angel rush towards her, and immediately hedged over, punching the flesh or something, but Wolverine, the favorite of the species, was not afraid of Laura who was beating or something, and even said that Laura didn't even stretch out her Wolverine claws, and blasted over with a punch.
What is the result of a strong female man and a cute little Lori fist, Charles at the scene said with certainty that he saw a big trapeze, Laura has long been taught a strange girl by himself with "Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong", and now the person who can compare strength with Laura is Spider-Man and Thor, and the strength of the superheroes is no longer comparable to the level of Captain America.
The Sand Angel is very depressed today, he has always been proud of his strength and speed, and he thinks that he is inferior to an unconventional superhero like Hulk, but he is definitely stronger than the street hero of Acrobat or Wonder Girl, but unfortunately the reality is always slapping in the face, he is faster than Charles, he is completely being slipped and played, compared to strength, and was hit head-on by a little girl, and the Sand Angel lying in the pit felt the world's target for the first time, and he couldn't even get angry.
"Wow, Rossio Donnay, you look like you've been crushed by a hundred super strong men right now, and you don't look angry at all. Deadpool also finished spelling Francis's name at this time, and just happened to come over to see the lost eyes of the sand angel, the whole person became excited, and then shouted at Charles: "Little scumbag, let's dodge the ball again to the sky, believe me, I will be a very good dodgeball, in terms of friction, my head has a lot more lines than those normal people's heads." ”