Chapter 40: Killed by a tabula rasa
Seeing this, Shen Ling smiled proudly, clapped his hands and raised his good-looking chin and said: "That's it, I'll sort out the contract and business details in two days, you just need to sign it." ”
"What's so decided, do I agree?" The expression on Su Yi's face was like being a dog, how hard it was to be forced, how hard it was, paralyzed, why should you be my master, Huang Shiren was not as domineering as you were to Uncle Yang back then.
"You don't need to agree," Shen Ling stretched out a hand to hook Su Yi's chin, smiling like a little female fox who had stolen a chicken, "You just need to follow Ye to make a fortune." ”
My day, Su Yi wants to cry without tears, day his grandmother, how do I feel a feeling of being taken care of.
Just as Su Yi wanted to continue protesting, with the sound ......of wings flapping, the whiteboard flew over from the courtyard behind.
"What a cute cockatoos. "Small animals have a natural lethality to girls, as soon as they saw the whiteboard, the excited Shen Ling immediately forgot what happened just now, and ran towards the whiteboard that fell on the counter.
"I-grass, what are you doing here?" Seeing the whiteboard, Su Yi's face suddenly darkened, in his heart, the whiteboard and the troublemaker were almost the same word.
"Can you manage it?"-for-tat is a consistent way of communication between one person and one bird.
"Wow!" Seeing that the whiteboard was talking so fluently, Shen Ling was like seeing an alien, his eyes were full of stars, "You can still speak?
Seeing that Shen Ling actually talked to the whiteboard, Su Yi on the side sighed, I said, eldest sister, why are you messing with it, aren't you uncomfortable?
"Hmph!" Seeing Shen Ling's fuss, the whiteboard snorted coldly, glanced at Shen Ling, and said in a weird manner: "It's really fierce!"
Poof! Su Yi, who was holding a water cup and drinking water, just swallowed a mouthful of water and squirted out again, and was about to laugh, but Shen Ling, who was extremely angry, glared at him and held it back.
was despised by a small broken bird, if this gets out...... Shen Ling, whose face was ugly, took a deep breath and was about to refute, but he was preempted by the whiteboard to speak, and said with a strange smile: "Beautiful Miss, you are so beautiful!"
Being praised by the tabula rasa like this, Shen Ling, who was originally full of black lines, suddenly turned his anger into joy, which girl doesn't like to be praised by others, not to mention that she is still a bird with a smart mind. So Shen Ling forgot the unhappiness of being scolded for being brainless just now, and began to tease the whiteboard.
"What's your name?"
"Uncle Bai. ”
"Uncle Bai?"
"Hey. ”
"Poof!" Su Yi squirted out another mouthful of water, this time not a drop was wasted, and all of it was sprayed on the whiteboard.
"Are you disgusting?" the whiteboard screamed angrily at Su Yi, and his body shook the droplets away, "I won't help you if you do this again." ”
I-grass, Su Yi's eyes darkened, and he felt that he was being put into this filthy bird's suit.
Sure enough, Shen Lingqiao's face was cold, and he gritted his teeth at Su Yi and roared, "Sure enough, you instructed it." said that I was brainless, and dared to instigate it to scold me, "After a while, Kung Fu was played twice by a bird, and Shen Ling was about to collapse, so he sprinkled all the fire on Su Yi, "Xiao Suzi, you are ruthless, let's ride a donkey and read the record book--- and we'll see." ”
"I, I...... It's not me ......" Su Yi wanted to cry without tears, he really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away, he was paralyzed, he should have blown it away when this damn bird came in, and he was hated by this little witch, how would he live in the future.
However, Su Yi's disaster was not over yet, and just as Su Yi was racking his brains to think about how to explain to Shen Ling, the bad luck bird whiteboard spoke again, "Beautiful young lady, don't be too sad, I just learned a song and sang it for you to dispel your anger, what do you think?"
"Get out!" Su Yi knew that this filthy bird was learning filthy songs, so how dare he let it sing again, so he picked up the feather duster on the counter and wanted to drive the whiteboard out.
Su Yi is fast, Shen Ling is faster, as soon as the feather duster was raised, Shen Ling snatched it over, pointed at Su Yi with the duster and said coldly: "What are you doing, your heart is empty? Sit still, I'll settle the account with you slowly in a while!"
"Okay, okay, you can listen to it if you want, but let me make it clear first, it doesn't matter to me what it sings. Su Yi knew that this little dirty bird's mouth was not in tune, so he hurriedly took himself out, so as not to carry the black pot again.
Seeing Su Yi sitting still, Shen Ling turned his face and smiled at the whiteboard: "Okay, let's sing." ”
The whiteboard soared, flapped his wings and flew to the recliner at the door, turned around and said to Shen Ling: "I also said in advance, this song was sung by Xiao Suzi when he was waiting for you just now, I'll learn it, don't be surprised if you don't sing well." ”
I'm grass, this grandson really wants to yin me, I can't let it sing. Su Yi was just about to stand up, but he was frightened by Shen Ling's eyes and sat back.
"Okay, I'll sing, hang my voice first, ah--- yo---ahh......h
The wolf cried and howled a few times, and in Shen Ling's expectant gaze, the whiteboard finally started singing.
"Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you," the whiteboard stopped after singing this sentence, and looked at Su Yi and the others triumphantly.
"Yes, yes, keep singing. Shen Ling applauded, turned around and glanced at Su Yi, who was worried at the counter, and teased: "Listen to these lyrics, do you have a crush on me?"
Su Yi covered his face, I can't hide from you before I have a crush on me, that's not whether I sing well or not. There was such a big misunderstanding, and at this time, Su Yi wanted to kill the whiteboard and then commit suicide, and he had no face to live.
What made Su Yi feel a little relieved was that although the whiteboard's voice was broken enough, there was nothing wrong with the lyrics, what was the situation? This is not the style of this hooligan bird, just when Su Yi was puzzled, the whiteboard began to sing again, "It's like being in a song hall, waiting for a wine girl." ”
After singing this line, with the sound of rattling laughter, the whiteboard shot out of the door like a bolt of lightning and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
In an instant, the atmosphere in the store seemed to freeze, and Su Yi was almost out of breath, this little beast was really bad, this was forcing himself to a dead end.
"No, Shen Ling, you listen to my explanation, it's not like this......" Su Yi hurriedly rushed out from behind the counter, and anxiously explained to Shen Ling, whose face was as cold as ice: "It's none of my business, it's all that bird that harmed me, you believe me, I have a grudge against it......"
Shen Ling sneered: "Edit, continue to edit." ”
"I'm really not making it up, I'm more wronged than Dou E, the conscience of heaven and earth. "Su Yi is almost crazy.
"Okay, don't admit it," Shen Ling stared at Su Yi with a demonic gaze, "Let's settle our accounts slowly." ”
"What's the matter, I'm just framed at all, okay? I really didn't change this lyrics. ”
Seeing that Su Yi was about to become angry, Shen Ling's chin lifted, "It's okay if you want me to forgive you, unless you promise me a condition?"