Westbound MLM team ...... Uh, wrong...... The westward journey left Chin France and continued westward.

The westbound road is a long road, and in a word, it is all kinds of rushes. This walk, and more than half a year.

Fortunately, everyone can chat in addition to hurrying, and this day is quite easy.

The most important point is that the Monster Alliance has been disbanded, and there is no longer a need to worry about it, so Teacher Xuanzang and his apprentices are particularly happy.

As soon as this person became happy, there was naturally more nonsense.

On this day, several people were chatting about Xingtou, and suddenly saw a mountain in the distance.

Xuanzang called the police: "Everyone, put the trick on the spot, there is a mountain in front!"

Wukong said: "Isn't there a great mountain? We don't know how many mountains we have passed along the way." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't you know that Master has a phobia of mountains? Every time he sees a high mountain, he has to come to say this. ”

Xuanzang said: "Nonsense! I'm just reminding you properly, why did it get to the phobia." ”

Wukong said: "That's right. This mountain is not too high, let's work harder, and we can climb it today. ”

Everyone walked together, and it didn't take long for them to come to the foot of the mountain and start climbing.

The scenery of this mountain is quite good, and with the happy mood of the master and apprentice, the whole painting style is very freehand.

Halfway up the mountain, a gust of wind rose, and a thick fog drifted over the mountain.

Bajie exclaimed: "There is a demonic spirit!"

Wukong smiled and said, "Bajie, when did your sensing ability become stronger than mine?"

Bajie asked rhetorically, "Isn't it?"

Wukong said: "There's no demonic spirit, you think too much." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, I also think this thick fog is very abnormal. There really aren't youkai, right?"

Wukong said: "Where there are mountains, there is fog, and you think too much, Master!"

Xuanzang said: "But the color of this fog is wrong, you don't fool me." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, since you all say it's not normal, then I'll go and investigate." ”

With that, he lifted up a cloud and went to explore the way.

After a while, Wukong returned and reported to the master, "I have already found out! There is a village on the other side of the mountain, and there is a big hotel in the village. The fog was actually formed by the smoke wafting from the restaurant. ”

Bajie smiled: "This monkey is starting to blind people again!"

Wukong said: "Why did I get someone?"

Bajie said: "This mountain is full of fog, you actually say it is cooking smoke!"

Wukong said, "You don't believe what I said?"

Bajie said: "It's hell to believe in you!"

Wukong asked again, "Are you hungry?"

Bajie said: "Hungry! starve me to death!"

Wukong said: "There is a hotel in front of me now, do you want to go?"

Bajie said: "Go! Even if it's a black shop, I'll go!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, have you deceived Bajie again?"

Wukong said: "Master, now Bajie's brain is very smart, let's not talk about whether to cheat or not." ”

Xuanzang said: "But you know that he can't see it!"

Wukong said: "It's okay, it's okay, now that the difficulty of the dungeon is so low, are you still afraid that something will happen to him?"

Xuanzang said: "But the work efficiency of this pig's head has always been very low, and he doesn't know when he will come back, so are we waiting here blindly??"

Wukong said: "Let's play mahjong." ”

Xuanzang said: "You cheat, don't play with you." ”

Wukong said: "I don't want to play with you yet, your money is basically earned by me fighting monsters." ”

Wujing said: "Otherwise, let's study a fair gambling method, no one can cheat, how about it?"

Xuanzang said: "Wujing, don't fall for the monkey! But where gambling money, there is no word fairness, this monkey has fiery eyes, none of us can fight him." ”

Wukong sneered: "Oh, you have discovered such a deep secret, it seems that you will not have to mix it up in the future." ”

Xuanzang and a few people were chatting and farting here, and Bajie had already flown to the other side of the mountain.

Looking up, an inconspicuous mountain village really has a large-scale hotel.

Store name: Xi'er Stew Hotel!

Bajie said to himself: "Hey, Brother Monkey really didn't lie to me this time, there is really a restaurant here!"

He was overjoyed and quickly landed in front of the hotel.

The high-end atmosphere of this hotel decoration can be rated as a four-star at least, but unfortunately, it is a pity that there is not even a welcome sister!

Bajie shook his head, gave a bad review directly, and then rushed in in a hurry.

The lobby of the hotel is spacious, bright and quiet.

Bajie looked around, and said disdainfully: "It doesn't matter if you don't have a welcome, you don't even have a waiter!" Needless to say, it's another bad review.

None of these are the strangest.

The strangest thing is that the atmosphere in this hotel is still a little weird, except for one shopkeeper, there are only Bajie left.

He found a place to sit down and began to shout: "Xiao Er, Xiao Er, I'll order food!"

The shopkeeper at the counter glanced at Bajie and said, "What kind of dishes does the guest want to order?"

Bajie said: "I am a monk, of course it is a vegetarian dish." Hurry up and bring out the vegetarian rice, I want to pack it. ”

The shopkeeper said: "This store does not sell vegetarian dishes. ”

Bajie Qi said: "Don't sell vegetarian dishes? Do you only sell meat dishes?"

The shopkeeper said, "Yes, and our store only sells one type of meat dish." Stewed pig ears, stewed pig face, stewed pig tail, stewed pork liver, stewed pig intestine. What do you want to order?"

Hey, the situation is not good, it seems that the monkey has fallen for it again!

Bajie touched his hungry stomach, and said hatefully: "Uncle Pig, I put up with it!" That, I won't order the dishes, bring me a few steamers for rice." ”

The shopkeeper said, "We don't just sell rice here. ”

Bajie said angrily: "It's clear that I'm disgusting, right? I don't want meat dishes, I want rice, and I'll give you the money." ”

The shopkeeper said: "You want to buy it, I don't sell it yet, I don't like to eat it." ”

Since the uncle has endured it, what reason does the aunt have not to bear it? In order to solve the problem of famine in front of him, Bajie decided to continue to endure it.

"In that case," he said, "let's bring the meal together." ”

The shopkeeper said: "It's a pity that the guest officer came unfortunately, the ingredients in our store have run out, and we have to prepare fresh ones." ”

Bajie glared at him and howled: "You told me there were no ingredients for such a big restaurant! What are you kidding!"

The shopkeeper said, "It's sold out." ”

Where is Bajie willing to believe, he shouted again: "I'm sorry! There is no ghost shadow in this store, who will eat!"

This time, the shopkeeper didn't bother to pay attention to the eight commandments, and continued to look down at his account book.

Bajie was bored, so he had to give in and said, "Then when will you be ready, I'm waiting." ”

The shopkeeper raised his head and glanced at Bajie, and said, "I think your body is quite good." ”

Bajie heard that this was not right, and asked rhetorically, "What do you mean?"

The shopkeeper said: "Fat is fat, but it's a little rougher." ”

This time, even Miss Gao couldn't bear it!

Bajie shouted: "Sure enough, it's a black shop!"

The shopkeeper said, "What, is it louder than anyone?"

Bajie directly took out the nine-toothed nail rake and shouted: "Where is the demon quickly show his original form, the old pig I will kill the immortal nameless rats!"

The shopkeeper shouted: "Little guys, the smashing field is coming!"

As soon as the words fell, more than a hundred and so little demons jumped out inside and out, blocking the door first. Oops, this is obviously the rhythm of closing the door and killing pigs.

Bajie pursed his lips and said to himself indifferently: "It's just a simple-level copy, what can I be afraid of?

With that, he shook the fish horizontally and rushed towards the shopkeeper.

Bajie is a water army leader, he is indeed very watery. But these little monsters are even more watery than him!

The parallel goods are full of masters, and Bajie is full of might, making a group of little demons cry and call their mothers.

When the shopkeeper saw that the situation was not good, he shouted: "Pierce your hands!

Before he finished speaking, the man had slipped away.

Most of the remaining little demons were killed, and those who were lucky enough to not die suddenly scattered as birds and beasts and slipped away.

At the end of the battle, Bajie threw the nail rake to the ground and laughed: "I can't imagine that the old pig I also have such a majestic time, happy!"

Mr. Zhu Bajie, the first assister of the Journey to the West team, has been defeated again and again, and this time he finally ushered in the first individual victory of his career.

"Goo ......" "Goo ......"

Although the battle was won, the belly problem was not solved. Bajie said in frustration: "What's the use of beating away the monsters? It seems that I still can't break the curse of 100% failure rate." ”

He was completely desperate for this, so he decided to leave this headache to Goku to deal with.

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He set a fire to the stew, turned and went back.

When he saw Xuanzang, he said happily: "Master, good news! good news!"

Xuanzang said: "What good news can you have when you come back empty-handed? Do you want to say that you have been successfully pitted by the monkey again?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, it seems that I can't hide anything from you!" Master, you are indeed a LinkedIn-level project manager who is strategizing and winning thousands of miles away." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's useless to pat yourself on the back!

Bajie said: "Zhaifan? Zhaifan didn't melt, only a group of monsters were defeated." ”

Wukong interjected with a smile, "Awesome, my ring! You finally completed the first perfect lore in your life." ”

Bajie said: "Thank you Brother Monkey for your success, junior brother, I finally became the main attacker." ”

Wukong said: "It's not right to think about it, your mission this time should be to turn into a fate, who told you to fight monsters?"

Bajie said hatefully: "Brother Monkey, I haven't even asked you for a theory, do you still want to erase my achievements?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, if this merit should be yours, it must be yours, but what about my fast? I am hungry for the teacher." ”

Bajie said: "Don't mention fasting, I'm already completely desperate for the task of turning into a relationship, let's let Brother Monkey complete this task." ”

One is a 100% success rate, and the other is a 100% failure rate, this is the gap.

Sure enough, after Wukong received the task, he returned to the meal within half an hour.

After everyone had eaten, it was not early, so they found a dry and sheltered place to set up a tent and stay.