Journey to the West, Floating World, Floating Immortals, Demons, Demons, Ghosts, Humans and Gods!

There are clouds:

Gentle and courteous to let the black thick,

Hyunsook Hye-min Zhuang Yigang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Realize the true meaning of this,

Crisscrossing the Three Realms and the Eight Desolations.

Since the opening of the heavens in Pangu, the land of the four continents, Taoism is respected, and the power of the fairy world is divided into three parts: one is the heavenly court, headed by the Jade Emperor, the second is the earth immortal, faintly led by the Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuan Daxian, and the third is the five immortal mountains above the East China Sea, and the immortals above the immortal mountain do not belong to each other, and they are at ease.

As for the Four Seas Dragon Palace, it was purely a water conservancy department attached to the Heavenly Court, and it could not be regarded as an independent force. And the Netherworld Sect Master, Jizo King Bodhisattva, is ostensibly under the control of the Heavenly Court, but in fact he is an undercover agent planted by the Buddha of the Western Heaven Elysium many years ago.

The immortals of the heavenly court are arrogant and arrogant, and they always regard themselves as the managers of the Three Realms, and they look down on the earth immortals and overseas immortals. What's more, he sent many land and mountain gods to establish a powerful intelligence network, which was uniformly dispatched by the nephew of the Jade Emperor, Guan Kou Erlang Zhenjun, to monitor all parties.

In this regard, the earth immortals and overseas immortals have many complaints.

However, the Heavenly Court was clearly organized and orderly, while the Earth Immortals and the overseas immortals were scattered and the hearts of the people were not aligned, so it was difficult to confront the Heavenly Court, so they had to swallow their anger.

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In the lower realm, there is a great power, the Bodhi Patriarch. This patriarch is indifferent, does not like to fight, and lives in seclusion in the three-star cave of the slanting moon in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain all the year round, and does not ask about the world.

The patriarch had an apprentice named Wuben Daoren. Once, Wuben traveled abroad and traveled to the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

There is a pure yang palace at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, which is dedicated to Lu Dongbin, the head of the eight immortals. Wu Ben saw that the scenery near this Chunyang Palace was pleasant, and he couldn't help but stop and enjoy it, and lingered.

While enjoying the game, he suddenly heard the sound of dispute in the direction of the main hall, so he leaned over to take a look.

Wu Ben walked in to take a closer look, and saw that the master of the Pure Yang Palace was theorizing with someone: "Shangxian Rongyu, according to the convention, all miscellaneous fees are paid once every hundred years, but now they are becoming more and more frequent. Where are you going for me to scrape together so much money?"

When Wu Ben heard this, he knew that this was the tax collector of the heavenly court who had come to collect the incense money again. Clearly said that it was to collect incense money, but in fact it was to collect protection money.

The tax official said: "The Jade Emperor said to collect, that is the must be collected! If you continue to push back, don't blame me for not being merciful!"

When Wu Ben saw the arrogant words of the tax collector, he moved his chivalrous heart.

He stepped forward and theorized: "This Lu Zu enshrined in the Pure Yang Palace is originally a lineage of my earth immortals, what does it have to do with Heavenly Court? What's more, every time the Queen Mother holds a peach feast, all the immortals have sent generous gifts, and she has never lost money, so how can she collect any peach fees now? This is too!"

The tax collector glanced at Wuben and asked, "I don't look like you like this person, why do you want to come here to make trouble?

Wu Ben said: "The small road is the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, the disciple of the Bodhi Patriarch in the three-star cave of the slanting moon. In this world, everyone in the world can manage it, so why can't I manage it?"

The tax official said angrily: "If you don't mention this stubble, it's okay, since you mention it, then don't blame me for being troublesome! That Bodhi Lao'er has been a private mountain gate for many years, has received countless apprentices, and has never applied for any license, which is an unlicensed practice." When I go to the Jade Emperor, I will come another day to collect the arrears. ”

Seeing that the tax collector was very disrespectful to his respected teacher, Wuben couldn't help but be angry and said: "Arrogant and insulting my respected teacher, how can I tolerate you!"

With that, he recited the magic trick, and the three-foot Qingfeng flew up from behind and slashed towards the tax collector.

The skill of the Taoist and this tax official are in the middle of the match, but the tax official's subordinates completely ignore the morality of the rivers and lakes, and rush up, so that Wuben has no power to resist.

In the end, he had to take advantage of the opportunity of many Taoist friends in the Pure Yang Palace to come forward to persuade him, ride the clouds, and flee in the wilderness.

The tax collector shouted, "Don't run!"

Gomoto turned around and replied, "A group of faceless and skinless guys beat me up in groups, and it would be stupid if I didn't run!"

When the tax collector saw Gomoto fleeing, he wanted to chase and kill him. But when he thought about it, the other party's master was a nether power after all, and he was just a small priest, so there was no reason to blame him. Thinking of this, he didn't chase after it, but just sneered at it from afar.

Gomoto fled back to the three-star cave of the slanting moon. When he saw the patriarch, he complained with a handful of snot and tears.

After hearing this, the patriarch said flatly: "Originally, you should not mention my name casually when you go out; It's good that you're guilty of both. There is a reason for this incident, and I will not blame you, remember not to do it again. "Goben apologized and retreated.

When Wuben retreated, the ancestor frowned slightly, as if he was unhappy. is a central thread, but it is not known to outsiders.

On this day, the ancestor sat idly in the pavilion and drank tea. He thought to himself, "Why hasn't my precious apprentice arrived yet? Count the days, it should have come a long time ago, and I will count them again when I pinch my fingers." ”

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Dongsheng Shenzhou has a small country, there is a flower and fruit mountain near the sea, a strange stone is born on the mountain, and this strange stone is born with nine holes and eight holes, implying the principle of nine palace gossip.

One day, the sky was cloudless, but this strange stone exploded inexplicably.

You read that right! The famous Monkey King has once again been born!

By the way, how many times has this monkey been born? I guess I can't even count the Buddha.

When the stone broke through the sky, the stone monkey was born, and his eyes were full of light, reaching the heavens.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was discussing with the immortals, and suddenly saw a flash of golden light, knocking through a small hole that was transparent from top to bottom, but fortunately no one was hurt.

In the midst of a rush of alarms, there was a report from the Rolling Shutter General: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, Lingxiao Hall has been attacked by laser weapons of unknown origin!"

The Jade Emperor was shocked, so he sent clairvoyance to inquire about the news of the nether realm. After a while, the two replied, saying that a stone monkey was born in the small country of Aolai, and the stone monkey was looking around, and the golden light just now came out of the monkey's eyes.

The Jade Emperor said: "Oh! This monster has mastered such a powerful cutting-edge technology as soon as it was born, how can it be born in the future! Li Tianwang, you will send someone to catch it!"

Wenqu Xingjun stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, there have been similar situations before. Once this kind of natural property monster takes the diet of the mortal world, the golden light in his eyes will naturally fade, so there is no need to worry. ”

The Jade Emperor suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be just an ordinary stone monkey, then leave him alone, let's continue the meeting." ”

The stone monkey is uncontrolled, and it takes root in Huaguo Mountain, and is free to be with jackals, tigers, leopards, roe deer, and macaques all day long. It was by chance that he found the Water Curtain Cave, the ruins of the ancient immortals, won the support of the monkeys, established himself as the Monkey King, and became a tyrant of Huaguo Mountain.

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and more than 200 years have passed in a flash.

One day, the Monkey King was sullen, and the monkeys were busy asking why.

The Monkey King said, "I'm thinking, I'm at ease when I'm alive, but once it's a burp, isn't there nothing?"

When the monkeys heard this, they felt it deeply, and they all looked sad.

Just when the monkeys were sad and sad, a gibbon monkey came out of the crowd and said loudly: "The king is far-sighted, obviously not the fate of ordinary people. If you can worship under the power of an immortal, you will be able to cultivate the method of immortality!"

The Monkey King asked anxiously, "Immortals?"

The gibbon said, "My lord, I've only heard about it. Maybe you can find their traces in the ancient cave of Xianshan. ”

When the Monkey King heard this, he was full of joy: "Then I will go out tomorrow to search, so that I can visit a method of immortality so that I can avoid the suffering of this reincarnation." ”

The monkeys suddenly became sycophants: "The king's auspicious stars shine high, and the blessings are all over the sky!" "I wish the king's banner a victory and success!" "Thousands of years, dominate the rivers and lakes!" "The white head is old, and the case is eyebrows!" ......

The next day, the monkeys feasted on the monkey king, and after eating and drinking, they sent him off to the seashore. The Monkey King said goodbye to the monkeys, and then propped up the bamboo raft and headed for Nanzhan Buzhou.

The Monkey King's luck was also excellent, and the southeast wind blew his bamboo raft to the northwest shore of Nanzhan Buzhou for several days.

He abandoned the bamboo raft and went ashore, and saw that there were people coming and going on the shore, including fishermen, shrimp catchers, burden-carrying businessmen, and sea salt. He quietly walked over to see what he wanted, but as soon as others saw his Lei Gong's face, they were immediately scared away.

The monkey also knew that he was ugly, so he had to dress up slightly, cover his head and face, and wander around looking for his way to immortality.

On this day, he passed through a small town, accidentally revealed his form, and was seen by a reckless man. The man's eyes lit up, and he stopped him and said, "This brother, please stay!"

The Monkey King replied, "I don't think I know you." ”

The man said: "Oh, you look very much like an old friend of mine! Don't say it, don't look like it, the more you look at it, the more you look like it!"

The Monkey King said: "I covered my head and covered my face, and you can see it?"

The man said: "As the saying goes, it's a fate to meet thousands of miles away." Prepare a little wine below, and be willing to make friends with my brother or two, okay?"

The Monkey King had never dealt with mortals, and his mind was very simple, and now that someone invited him to eat, how could he not agree?

The man took the Monkey King to the inn where he was staying. After entering the guest room, he sat down opposite the Monkey King, and ordered the shopkeeper to prepare some wine and food.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the man handed over a business card with both hands and said: "I have opened a Nanzhan Entertainment Culture Co., Ltd., and I am the chairman of the board of directors. You don't need to take money to buy shares, you only need technology to buy shares, I let you account for 30% of the total shares, brother Tai must not refuse. ”

The monkey looked at the business card and asked, "Partnership business, technology shares, can you live forever?"

The reckless man said with a smile: "Brother Tai is laughing! That immortal art in the dark is hard to find, how can it be coveted by ordinary people like us? It is better to start a career in this red dust, and be much happier." ”

The Monkey King excused himself: "How happy can you be, what I ask for is the method of immortality." Drink all today, you and I should go our separate ways, and there will be a fate in the future, and I should prepare wine to thank you. ”

When the man saw that the Monkey King refused to agree, he immediately turned his face. He said arrogantly: "I'm not afraid to tell you, just now I have made a secret soft tendon in the wine you drank, which made your whole body sore." If you don't believe me, try it. ”

The monkey king was startled, and moved his hands and feet slightly, which was true. The Monkey King said angrily: "You and I have never known each other in life, why do you want to calculate me so much?"

The reckless man smiled: "I really want to cooperate with you, where is the calculation for you? You think about it, in the future, my brother and I will cooperate happily, eat and drink spicy, wouldn't it be happy." ”

The Monkey King shook his head and said, "You and I don't have the same way!" Today's matter is over, and I won't come to worry about you, and you let me go, and you and I will go our separate ways. ”

Seeing that the monkey head insisted on refusing to agree, the reckless man said angrily: "Today, you have to promise to agree, and if you don't agree, you have to agree!"

Seeing that the reckless man was so arrogant and unreasonable, the Monkey King also shouted angrily: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou! I have 3,000 monkey soldiers under my command, and I have an army of 800 tigers and wolves. If you dare to touch a single hair of me today, if I get out of trouble in the future, I will teach you that you can't survive or die. ”

The reckless man said with contempt: "Monkey King, is your Lei Gong face very beautiful? If you really love beauty, believe it or not, I will sell you to Thailand and turn you, the Monkey King, into a beautiful girl." ”

When the Monkey King heard this, he immediately lost his arrogance, but when it came to partnering with a reckless man, he was unwilling.

When the reckless man saw that he refused to give in, he imprisoned him in a guest room and gave him soft tendon powder regularly, in a vain attempt to force him to submit.

There are quite a lot of tricks for the man, and the torture of the Monkey King is unspeakable.

Half a month later, the Monkey King was completely tamed. The man smiled happily: "I knew this was the case, so why bother in the first place? In the future, you can follow me with peace of mind, don't think about it." As for the technology stake, I won't mention it anymore, and I'll take you out on tour tomorrow. ”

Early the next morning, the reckless man tied the neck of the stone monkey with a thin chain, led him to the street, formed a circle, and made a quartet, and said: "The so-called relying on parents at home and relying on friends when going out. I hope that all the judges passing by, those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will hold a personal field!"

The Monkey King scolded in his heart: "What is the chairman of Nanzhan Entertainment Culture Co., Ltd., what is the touring performance, it turns out to be a charlatan who plays monkey shows." But he's playing with me, a stupid monkey!"

Although the stone monkey was dissatisfied, he had no ability to resist at all after taking the soft tendon powder.

Seeing that he was stunned, the man had no intention of cooperating at all, so he waved a soft whip and beat the monkey king with his head and rats, somersaulting again and again, which was wonderful.

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