Chapter 000: Prologue - Fusion Evolution Organism
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Singles' Day special, "I Am an Otaku Winner" recording site.
An otaku player named Wu Zhe is hitting the prize pool with a clever answer.
The host's voice is fast and urgent: parents suddenly enter the otaku child's room, and usually see what the child in front of the computer is doing?
In the ticking ten-second countdown, Wu Zhe had to quickly make an answer that satisfied more than 60% of the audience.
His answer is full of meaning: ...... The child is staring at the desktop of the computer in a daze!
According to the electronic counter, more than 60% of the audience thought his answer was correct.
Next question, what is the biggest difference between fever and whining?
...... The fever is the desire to get dressed, and the whining is the desire to take off the clothes!
More than 60% think it's a wonderful answer! Continue to ask and answer! There is never a zΓ i, but what is the human organ that both men and women pay great attention to?!
Cleavage!
Okay, the next question, you are about to hit the 100,000 yuan prize! Before that, I would like to ask, if you win the 100,000 yuan prize, what will you do?
Go to Akihabara, the holy land of otaku, and buy a lot of cute things such as glgme and figurines!
Oh, aren't you going to stop by to meet Japanese girls?
Don't talk to me about those vulgar three-dimensional female creatures!
...... Well, the next question, if you suddenly become a woman, that kind of three-dimensional female creature, what are you going to live on?
Uh(βoβ)?
Don't be surprised, that's the question. You still have five seconds to think.
Well, if I become a woman, I will ......
Bang ββββββββ
In the midst of an exclamation, a ceiling lamp suddenly fell from the studio, and it happened to hit Wu Zhe's head impartially.
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Wu Zhe stared blankly at his weak body.
It seems like...... Dead, become a soul?
A minute ago, he still had hands and feet, and was participating in the recording of the clever answer show, striving to hit the aspiring otaku of 100,000 soft girl coins.
But it seems that he has suddenly been hit in the head by something, and by the time he wakes up, he has been walking through a tunnel that constantly flashes with a black and white aura.
It's like a time tunnel.
It looks like your soul is traveling through a time tunnel.
Before Wu Zhe could figure out the situation, a cloud of smoke suddenly appeared in the space-time tunnel, enveloping his soul entirely.
A mysterious, mechanical, metallic voice rang out.
[The soul body is confirmed, and the fusion begins.] This process is irreversible, and the degree of fusion is 1%, 2%, and 3%......
γ...... 100% fusion complete!
[The strongest evolutionary body and the fittest soul body are successfully inlaid and the body recovery begins......
[Error! No combat driver found!To be fixed.]
[Boot in safe mode, survival probability optimization preparation......
These are the messages that echo in Wu Zhe's mind one after another.
Seem...... What did you fit in with?
Wu Zhe tried to struggle.
[In the optimization of the survival probability of the body, in the spatial turbulence, the liquid mercury is automatically selected.
At this time, Wu Zhe felt that he was softening......
Wu Zhe never thought that he would slowly turn into a pool of mercury-like liquid, floating forward in the tunnel.
Although he didn't have eyes or body, he could clearly feel that he had become a puddle of mercury.
Bang ββββ
Suddenly, a hole opened in the space-time tunnel.
A super huge woman's palm suddenly pierced through the space-time tunnel, and her reddened nails still carried the fragments of space-time fragments, and fiercely grabbed Wu Zhe who was a mercury-like liquid.
This hand grabbed, and it had a magnificent momentum, just like the divine palm of the Buddha slapping the monkey.
[Extremely dangerous! The probability of escape is less than one percent!] Wu Zhe heard the metallic sound just now, but it was full of sharp alarms.
Clickβββ
The space-time tunnel cracked again, and a man's huge palm poked in, narrowly blocking the woman's grasp.
Taking advantage of this delay, Wu Zhe's body automatically changed suddenly.
The mercury-like liquid quickly blurred, turning into a ray of light in an instant, bypassing the huge woman's hand and fleeing into the depths of the space-time tunnel like lightning.
[Photon-like escape completed, energy consumption 99%, jump cannot continue, random world falls......
In a trance, Wu Zhe felt that he had plunged into a pool of water.
[Terran lifeform discovery!The maximum survival chance is automatically selected!DN and clothing are evolving, 1%, 2%......
Wu Zhe couldn't react at all, and he didn't know how long it had been in a trance, but he felt that he had been lifted up from the water.
Whoop -
After crossing the water, Wu Zhe was rescued and the man was rudely thrown on the wooden plank.
It is the foredeck of a large ship.
Wu Zhe, who was drenched in water, opened his eyes and saw that the person who rescued him was a middle-aged man dressed as an ancient chivalrous man.
At this time, the chivalrous man was full of energy, and the water stains on his clothes were shocked out of his clothes by a breath.
Wu Zhe was stunned.
But the internal strength is not so powerful, is it the Xuanqi mentioned in some online novels?
After this chivalrous man threw Wu Zhe on the ground, he still scolded angrily, but Wu Zhe didn't understand.
The metallic voice sounded in my head again: [In language learning, 1%, 10%, 30%......
To Wu Zhe's astonishment, the reading of language learning was terrifyingly fast, and the man's words were only a few sentences and he had already begun to understand them:
Your mother...... Received...... Ten taels of silver...... Save your sister...... You actually wanted to defect last night...... Fortunately, I found it early and caught it...... There is also the body of Yuan Yin, but you are looking for an opportunity to throw yourself into the river and want to escape! You die as soon as you die, but how can you save the face of calling me the three heroes of Qingling?!
What? What did he say?
Hey, the translation is wrong, isn't it? Is your metal voice pirated?
Wu Zhe was stunned for a long time, patted his head and wanted to sober up.
But he was stunned to find that when he raised his hand, his forearms were white and soft, and he had brought up the pink sleeves of women's clothing.
No way?!
Wu Zhe put his hands in front of him in shock.
Girl's fair skin......
Pat your face and touch your head...... Smooth face, the bearded hair style of an ancient unmarried woman.
And the body...... Delicate girl's body.
I'll it, this otaku has become a woman?
It's miserable, that host is a crow's mouth!
Next, do you really have to think about it......
An otaku has become a woman, what do you have to rely on to survive?
In an instant, Wu Zhe suddenly remembered the nickname he had been laughed at since he was in elementary school: Wu Zhe, read separately, no jj......
Wu Zhe wanted to give a middle finger, but was stunned.
Uh(βoβ)......... Could it be that we won't be able to live in the future?!