Chapter 117: Have You Ever Stole a Manhole Cover?
The power of the explosion in my arm made my eyes flicker at all, even though I was facing an opponent with a double god realm.
The man was rushing down, head down and foot on foot, the spear opening the way, fleeting.
My body was lowered, and my shoulders, waist, and hips had been pulled into a bow by myself.
The spear slammed in, and my fist finally blasted out with an indomitable rage, straight towards the golden spear.
This kind of thinking is definitely not something I think about now, on the contrary, I really want to experience this feeling now, because only then can I grasp my strength more accurately and clearly, so that I can clearly understand how far I have come.
The power of the rage began to rise in my fist, and the golden tip of the spear was less than half a foot away from my fist.
The castration of the fist remained unchanged, and the madness in his eyes was already so thick that he could not dissolve.
The man's brows furrowed, he didn't know what kind of courage the man in front of him who was only one of the gods had to dare to use a fist to resist his spear, and it wasn't until the spear was about to stab the man's fist that he felt the heavy smell of madness, as well as the indomitable momentum on that fist.
Fear, almost instantly, this mere legendary feeling rose in the man's heart, and almost instinctively, the man's spear turned, and it was already half a foot away, and then stabbed at my shoulder.
The corners of my mouth pulled a smile, I looked at the spear that stabbed me in the shoulder, and the man behind the spear, the divine realm is twofold, it is indeed as Suzaku said: twofold.
I'm afraid that it will start to spread like a plague in the man's body, and even his palms are trembling slightly, as if the muscles that control the spear are faintly trembling.
The figure was slightly deflected, the spear almost stabbed against my chest, and my fist that had been blasted out had already spun in a circle, still slamming towards the man with furious force, even though there was still a spear between me and the man.
The position of the spear is indeed very in the way, but at this moment, I am thankful for the spear that is in the way. Because this spear is stopped here, the man in front of him will at least not die so happily.
The furious power of the fist finally slammed into the spear.
The man had a spear in front of him, but his body was retreating violently, and the spear in his hand was constantly trembling, just like the man's body now. The soles of the man's feet plowed two long furrows into the ground, and he looked at the ravines under his feet with horror, and the man who rushed towards him.
As soon as the attack began, the fist had already slammed into the man like a torrential rain, and the man's eyes were full of horror, and the spear in his hand was also dancing impermeably to resist. It's a pity that the man finally forgot to attack because he was frightened, as if all he could do was resist.
The figure of me and the man rushed out in this way, and when I rushed out for a thousand meters, the man could no longer resist my attack.
With a crisp sound on the spear, and then it was broken, my fist finally slammed into the man's chest.
A clear crack sounded under the fist, and the man's horror finally began to subside in his eyes, but a thick despair rose instead.
Once upon a time, a man who was regarded as an ant by him actually broke his spear with his fist, and then bombarded himself behind the spear that he was proud of all his life, even if he died, he was still afraid of the attack of the man in front of him, it was a crazy attack, almost no way out, even, such an attack was almost irrational, but even with such an attack, he pushed himself to walk a distance of thousands of meters, and then slowly fell at the feet of this man.
The man is not dead, but he is going to die after all, but he can still live for a while.
The man's body was then thrown to An Zai by me, and after An Zai smiled quietly at me, his palm stretched out and wiped it on the man's dantian, and the golden light flashed, and the man began to age rapidly, and in an instant he had changed from a high-spirited middle-aged man to an old man who was about to die.
By this time, my figure had rushed to another place.
Because of my joining, the battle began to end quickly, and after a while, except for the two people who fought against Purr and Bai Aya, one of them sacrificed his life to blow himself up and cover his teammates to escape, and the rest of the Jin family were all wiped out.
Of course, it is impossible for the Jin family to have such a small population, as a family that can be mentioned in the heavenly realm, the Jin family's family will surpass the soul clan in terms of numbers alone, and may even surpass several times or even more than ten times.
Cleaning up the battlefield is naturally done by Song Ercub's people, and after Tsing Yi collected the souls of a few people, we have returned to Changshan City.
Back in the study, I actually felt a little bit like a human being.
Before I cultivated, I was still in the demigod realm, but after I woke up, I was already in the god realm, and not long ago, I actually killed the master of the double god realm to death, such a change, even myself, I still can't believe it.
Regarding my "confession" meeting, it started with Liu's stammering sentence "dead pervert".
After being strictly interrogated by everyone, I finally gave a clear account of my current situation.
In fact, there is not much to explain, the strength I have, after the first battle just now, everyone has seen it clearly.
The realm of the god realm, the strength of the current owner to fight against the first heavy, but this point is not detailed, and the specific extent to which it can be achieved still needs to be discovered slowly.
There are some similar changes to talent that the god realm will have after that, but nothing has happened to me, and the main manifestation is in the matter of flying, I can only jump now.
And these are my own strengths, and as for my other strengths, everyone is naturally clear.
The strength of the three of Vermilion Bird, Soul Cleansing, and Broken Mountain is also a heavy god realm, but they definitely have the strength to fight back, especially that Suzaku, although it is just a simple battle, but just look at the state of ease, you can know that his strength may be above me.
And my three doppelgangers have the same realm as mine, but because of their pure character traits, they even have the strength to fight back.
Xiaohuo and wood are much simpler, the two of them are typical mages, a fierce horse in a large-scale team battle, but the two of them are definitely players who can only hide behind others, once exposed, the two of them are estimated to not even be able to withstand a move from others.
Of course, these are just what everyone sees, and, obviously, everyone is not interested in these, what they are interested in is what they don't see, such as what extent is my fist to determine the world, to what extent can I beat a master of the double god realm to death with my fists.
It's a pity that even I don't know about such a situation, maybe the soul cleansing should be able to know some.
After having a general understanding of the current situation with everyone, everyone also dispersed one after another, busy with their own work. And I finally had a little time for myself, and the next moment, I had already drilled back to the altar.
I was in the spirit platform, moving forward step by step, whistling briskly, and finally I saw the soul cleansing who was tinkering with the broken mountain not far away.
"Old man, old man, what are you busy with?" I saw that the two of them were squatting on the ground, bowing their heads to study something, so I simply squatted down and threw myself at what they were carving on the ground with a gossip expression.
"What is this?" I asked, pointing to the pile of paintings on the ground that zigzag, zigzag, like earthworms.
"The line of practice of the exercises. "Cleanse the soul back, but he didn't raise his head.
I still know the route of the exercises, after all, I am now a great god no matter what, although my great god has a lot of mud legs. But I still know this kind of theoretical knowledge, which is basically at the level of a literacy class.
It's just that the pile of practice routes in front of me makes me extremely confused, not because of the complexity, on the contrary, the road map for these exercises is very simple, even simpler than my fist to determine the world's exercises. It's because the roadmap of these exercises is obviously wrong, and even a lot of places are reversed, just like the route that was supposed to take the perineum and acupoints, but suddenly rushed to the Baihui acupoint.
"If you follow your route, I wonder if you'll fart with your mouth?" I pouted, looking at the road map on the ground.
"You know. Cleansing Soul roared directly with a word.
"Cultivating this kind of thing, in fact, to put it bluntly, is going against the sky, whether it is you or Tsing Yi and them, what everyone does is actually a perverse thing, so we are studying an exercise that allows you to practice with the body of the soul in the underworld. ”
Perversely? Nima, do you know what that word means? I was about to complain, but suddenly I remembered the last sentence of the sentence "Soul Cleansing".
"Are you saying that this exercise is for me to practice?" I asked with a shocked expression as I stared at the "perverse" practice routes on the ground.
"Yes, we don't need to cultivate these things. ”
"Do I have to practice this exercise?"
"This ...... It depends. Cleansing the soul said.
I'll go to your uncle's, Lao Tzu won't practice this exercise, God knows if you two unreliable old people will study something out, will Lao Tzu talk with one mouth after cultivation, and all that comes out is stool, or a few wisdom teeth directly on the buttocks.
However, since the Soul Cleansing also said that this is a matter of situation, there should be room for relaxation, so I don't have to rush for a while.
So, I directly pulled up the Soul Cleansing and Broken Mountain that were squatting on the ground.
"I'll leave these on beforehand, and I'll ask you something. ”
"What's the matter?"
"It's what I'm fighting today, what is the extent of those exercises in my fist determination world and Yangguan Sandie, Lei Xing or something?"
"I don't know. ”
Do you dare to be irresponsible, Lao Tzu humbly asks for advice, you don't know the whole sentence, in other words, isn't this fist the world made by you two old people?
After the patient explanation of the Soul Cleansing and the Broken Mountain, I finally left the Lingtai triumphantly.
Actually, Soul Cleansing and Broken Mountain really don't know how far these exercises on my body have reached now. Because after I raised my strength to the Divine Realm, all of my exercises had reached the Great Perfection realm, and this was supposed to be the end of these exercises, but after I ascended to the Divine Realm, these exercises that should have been stagnant happened to something that even their ontologies didn't know about - mutation.
"Lao Tzu doesn't even know if he is still the ontology of the Soul Cleansing Exercise. Cleansing glared at me with slanted eyes.
It's true, soul cleansing and broken mountains are originally a kind of exercise, in fact, they are also a form of instrument spirit, but their form of instrument spirit is obviously beyond the cognition of ordinary people, and after the two exercises of soul cleansing and fist fixing the world have mutated in my body, the two of them have also mutated, so now even the two of them can't be sure what they will become.
Although I don't know if it's a good thing, but now I know at least one thing, that is, this mutation is definitely not a bad thing, after all, the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation, and this kind of thing is generally not too bad.
That night, everyone gathered together again, and this time the meeting was not proposed by us, but Song Ercub.
The main content of the meeting was about the next development of Changshan City.
After a heated discussion, in the end, everyone finalized that Changshan City is still developing a fart, and now that the soul clan is in charge, and it has been mixed into a Heavenly Realm Jin family, if we are sticking to Changshan City, one day a great god will come and destroy us directly.
"What should I do then?" Song Ercub straightened his hair in annoyance.
Who are you blaming for, why do you have to make such a city when you have nothing to do? When you see a great god who is fine, he drags a city behind him, and even drags his family and runs away. Have you ever seen Superman run around the street with his daughter-in-law, or have you ever seen Spider-Man take his little girlfriend to a food stall?
Eventually, the solution was finalized. In fact, it is very simple, it is Song Ercub to seduce the Jin family's crazy bees and butterflies, and shift the Jin family's attention from Changshan City to Song Ercub. After all, Song Ercub is also a great god no matter what, and he will not live precariously every day. Moreover, the Jin family, a family from the heavenly realm, is naturally aimed at us people, and they still disdain to do it to those civilians.
And for this plan, Song Ercub is naturally strongly opposed, the reason is also very simple, he is afraid of death, God knows if there are any old monsters in the Jin family, and if he is not careful, it is very likely that he will explain it in front of someone's door.
It's a pity that regarding his opposition, everyone didn't even look at him directly, you don't wipe your own ass, you still expect us to wipe it, and our soul clan's ass hasn't been wiped clean.
And the only thing that surprised us a little was that Song Ercub searched for memories according to Tsing Yi to find the Jin family, and when he arrived at the Jin family's land, it was now a desolation where people were empty.
At this point, the battle of Changshan City is finally over, and the demerits are not too satisfying, but it will not hurt the muscles and bones in the end.
And we have once again embarked on the road of finding the Immortal Peak.
In the end, half a year later, we finally stood in front of the Immortal Peak.
In fact, Changsheng Peak is not such a difficult place to find, the top ten Lethe rivers of the underworld, I don't know how many people have explored, and we also have the two great gods of Purr and Bai Aya to fight the front station, and now to find this Immortal Peak, it is naturally twice the result with half the effort.
It's a pity that Changsheng Peak is indeed not difficult to find, but it is even more difficult to enter Changsheng Peak, because Changsheng Peak has now been surrounded by the soul clan, and there are some people from the Jin family with golden guns and golden armor among these soul clans, so it can be seen that this Jin family also moved the family to Changsheng Peak.
Yes, everyone had no other way than to grit their teeth. Not to mention anything else, the tens of millions of soul clans and the population of the Heavenly Realm Jin family who are now besieging Immortal Peak are no longer something we can easily shake.
And when I was spitting my teeth and the flowers were uncomfortable, the flower farmer appeared in front of us with a snort.
"Something's wrong, there's an accident. The flower farmer said breathlessly.
What a big deal this must have been, to make this great god of the heavenly realm frightened into this virtue.
I looked at the flower farmer's heaving belly and quickly asked.
"Thor, the electric mother, and the supervisor of the demon slaying platform have been found. ”
I thought it was a big deal, these missing people were found, this should be a good thing, you panicked.
I glared at the flower farmer.
The flower farmer stared at me quietly.
I continued to stare at the flower farmer.
After a few moments, I finally understood.
"What did you say? Thor and Electric Mother, they found it?"
"Aang. ”
"The horse rider turned out to be fake?"
"Hmm. ”
I slapped my head on the ground.
The next thing is simple, the flower farmer directly crackled and explained all these things clearly, and then twisted his big ass and left, as for the reason, it is because the heavenly realm is now a mess of porridge, and before the flower farmer left, he carefully told me again, of course, about the matter that asked me to take the place of the heavenly realm and repair the heavenly gold family.
"What should I do?" the flower farmer's question was now in front of everyone, and I spread my hands and asked for everyone's opinions.
"Since it's all done by the soul clan, let's just click all these soul clans?" The Ape King was very enthusiastic.
It's a pity that the solution proposed by the Ape King is indeed a good method, but it is also the most difficult method to do, and in terms of strength alone, we don't have that condition. Although we have all been promoted to the god realm now, we have also experienced the battle of Changshan City before, and the Jin family has casually made a little person out, which has already overstretched us, not to mention the tens of millions of people under this Immortal Peak now, saying that there is no old monster guarding here, I will not believe it if I am killed.
Everyone studied and studied, but they didn't come up with a decent way, the soul clan and the Jin family joined forces, which was also mixed with some other forces, and now people are piling up in this Immortal Peak, and it is clear that they want to do it with our real swords and guns, and it is obvious that our strength is not enough to do others.
Grass! Yangmou, naked Yangmou! Numb eggs, are these goods of the soul clan all descendants of Cao Cao?
And just when everyone was at a loss, I was directly pulled into her yard by Sister Meng Po.
The courtyard is still the same courtyard, and Sister Meng Po still has such a quiet expression, as if what happened in this big underworld has nothing to do with her at all.
Only this time, there were two more people in Sister Meng's yard.
A fat man with a black face, a thin man with a red face.
When I looked up at the two of them, they were looking at me too.
The fat man had a faint smile on his face, a crescent-shaped mark on his forehead, and a Tang costume cut very well, although he was sitting in the humble courtyard of Sister Meng Po, but he couldn't hide the aura of the superior on his body at all.
This horse-riding person can't be the king of Hades, right? I have influence on this great god, the legendary Bao Zheng, black face, crescent moon, this is simply the standard.
The red-faced thin man beside this man looked much more serious, standing there solemnly, his body as tall as a javelin, his hands on his chest, his eyes drooping slightly, and he didn't look at me at all, as if he were a soldier standing guard asleep.
I don't know this man, I'm pretty sure. Of course, the fat man doesn't know either, so I can only guess.
Sister Meng Po walked out of the house with a kettle in her hand, and the water in the kettle was emitting white smoke.
In the blink of an eye, four cups of tea were made, and Meng Po put the four cups of tea in front of the four of them, and then looked up and smiled at me.
"Do you know these two people?"
"I don't know. "I'll be honest with you, as for the fat man, I'm only guessing.
"Guess what. "Sister Meng Po seems to be in a good mood today.
"Hades?" I said, anyway, Sister Meng Po asked me to guess, and I am not the kind of person who twists and turns, if you let me guess, then I will guess, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, it's a random guess anyway.
"You're very clever, little one. The fat man spoke, and it was actually an authentic Henan dialect.
This time it was stable, not because of what the fat man said, but because of the fat man's accent.
Thereupon......
"Hades, are you really Bao Zheng?"
"Tired. ”
"Then you're the one from Kaifeng Mansion, aren't you?"
"To be tired, to be tired. ”
"You have three big guillotines?"
"To be tired, to be tired. ”
"Have you ever stolen a manhole cover?"
......
Hades must be scolding me, and I felt my ears suddenly get a little hot.
"Arbitrary, this is Judge Cui of the underworld. Meng Po pointed to the red-faced thin man beside the fat man.
Hold the grass! Another great god, I quickly got up, and regardless of whether this Judge Cui wanted to shake hands or not, I pulled out the hand of the girl directly from his sleeve, and grabbed it and shook it.
In fact, compared to Hades, I know more about this great god, and I have heard more legends when I was in the world. It is said that he is the number one person in the well-known Yin Cao Difu, wearing a red robe, with a thin life and death in his left hand and a soul hook pen in his right hand, specializing in the task of adding longevity to the good and returning the evil to the yin. It is rumored that it can "manage the affairs of the yang during the day, break the injustices of the underworld at night, and pick people and ghosts, which is better than a god." And the story of "Mingju Tiger Wounding Case" is even more widely circulated, and even made into a movie.
"Great God, do you usually go to the human world?" I quickly asked.
Obviously, my questioning made Judge Cui a little confused, and his two eyes stared straight at me.
"That, the world is a little chaotic now, and you can go back and have a look when you have time. ”
I believe that if this great god returns to the world, within five years, the world will definitely stop a lot, and maybe GDP will increase by a large margin.
I sat back in my seat, and Meng Po also took over the conversation, but it was a sentence without beginning or end.
"How's it going?" he seemed to be addressing Hades.
"My sister is right, any little brother is a good person. Hades continued to speak the standard Henan dialect. (I don't speak Henan dialect, everyone YY, take care of your body.) )
"Then ......," Sister Meng continued, but only said one word, and then turned her gaze to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui fumbled in his arms for a while, then took out a notebook and a pen, and then placed them in front of me.
What does it mean? Is this a book of life and death? This is not like a soul pen, in other words, is the soul pen produced by stationery?
I opened the notebook in front of me, and there were only two paragraphs in it.
And it's just two simple paragraphs, but it makes me watch the sweat come down.
Both paragraphs are actually IOUs borrowed from the Book of Life and Death, but I know what happened after this thing.
The first paragraph was borrowed by the king of Hades, and then it was beaten into the underworld by Brother Monkey, and the "graffiti" in the book of life and death led to a big chaos in the life span of the Three Realms.
And the second paragraph, it was the king of Hades who borrowed the book of life and death, this time is not long, only a few decades, but unfortunately, after this time, it is the soul clan to make trouble in the underworld.
The rest is blank.
Obviously, Cui Dashen is asking me to write an IOU, and what I borrowed is obviously a book of life and death.
"Sister, what does this mean?" I looked at Sister Meng Po. That's the book of life and death, this thing is in hand, and then bring the soul hook pen, if you rush into the immortal peak, then the billions of living beings in the Three Realms are all in my hands, but I can hook whichever I want.
Made, this thing doesn't mean liquid life, and even if it is, it's definitely going to be many times more than normal.
"Little brother, please do something. But Hades came over.
"What's the matter?" I could barely retreat, if I hadn't known in my heart that I couldn't run out of Sister Meng's palm, I would have run away by now.
The king of Hades asks for errands, and this horse-stepping man knows with his ass that it will definitely not be a good thing.
"You take the book of life and death, and then, enter the Immortal Peak and save Reiko out. ”
Reiko, who is Reiko? Wait, Changsheng Peak?
I slapped my thighs with a clatter.
"You can't be talking about the second-generation head of the Destiny Gate, right?"
"To be tired, to be tired. ”
Grass! You are tired of your uncle, if Lao Tzu goes in, can he still have his life to come out? I remember the words of Snoring and Bai Aya, the place of Changsheng Peak is guarded by the Ghost King, just my little way, in front of others, it is estimated that a finger can blow me into slag, let alone save people.
Looking at my state, Hades obviously knew what I was thinking.
"Don't worry about the rest, you just need to go in and save people, those ghost kings, soul clans or something, Xiao Cui will help you get it done then." ”
"Hades. I glared at Hades.
"What's the matter?"
"Xiao Cui can handle those ghost kings and soul clans, you just send some people out to get them, won't they be finished? Why bother to let the soul clan toss in the underworld? "I don't care about whether Hades is not Hades, this matter is actually something I have always wanted to ask." There are so many great gods, any one of them can take care of the affairs of the soul clan, why do we have to fight to the death?
"No. "Who knows, after I asked, Hades also had a bitter face in an instant, rubbing his hands there for a long sigh.
"Actually, there have always been wars in the Three Realms, and these wars are not even confined to one realm, you know this. Meng Po took over the conversation, looked at me and said.
I do know about this, when the gate of hell was opened, all kinds of people in the Three Realms rushed into the underworld to grab the flowers of the two realms.
Sister Meng Po continued.
After a while, I finally understood what Sister Meng Po meant.
There are indeed constant wars in the Three Realms, but there are some problems, but they are definitely not something that these great gods can participate in casually, one is the mutual restraint between the high-level, such as the ten Hades of the underworld mentioned by Sister Meng Po, the strength of the five Hades who suddenly disappeared is probably the strength of the Great Hades in front of me, even if it is poor, it will not be too bad, and it is such a strength, and it can be inexplicably missing, you can imagine the extent of the strength behind this. Therefore, even the king of Hades, who is the lord of the realm of the underworld, is subject to certain restrictions.
And the second reason is a bit illusory, it is actually because of the so-called Heavenly Dao. And listening to Sister Meng Po's words, it is what the way of heaven has reincarnation, and the sky has spared anyone, so I also put forward my own opinion on this matter.
"You are all afraid of the rules of the Heavenly Dao, so if I go to do these things, I will not violate the rules of the Heavenly Dao?"
"You're different. Hades said with me raised an eyebrow, his eyes full of temptation.
"You are the living dead. ”
You're the living dead, your whole family is the living dead. Lao Tzu is still alive and dead, how can Lao Tzu himself not know that he is from the Tomb Sect?
"That's not what it means, look at this. ”
Hades grabbed the Book of Life and Death from Judge Cui's hand, and then grabbed one of my palms, his fingers crossed my palm, and an inch-long opening appeared in my palm in a blink of an eye, and the pain rose instantly.
Then Hades didn't wait for me to react, and pressed my palm on the book of life and death with a snap.
The light in the book of life and death flickered, and the light bloomed, and after a moment, it was calm. Then my name slowly appeared in the book of life and death.
Arbitrary, male, age 30 years old, Han nationality, XXXXXX party member, ID number: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, current address: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In short, all my information is in the book of life and death, and it is clearly written, even my birth date is accurate, and one of the contents made me instantly angry.
There are eight shocking characters written in the line of the spouse between them: unmarried, pure yang body.
I jumped up from my chair with a thud, and my hand was already grabbing Hades by the collar.
"You are violating my privacy, and I want to sue you. ”