Bajie said: "There is a lot of knowledge here, I will give you a simple example: you go to send flowers to a beautiful woman, but it rains heavily and you are drenched into a soup chicken, then your plan is not in vain? There is an idiom called 'the letter of holding the pillar', which is about the unlucky egg tail was born." Oyo went on a date with a woman, and the woman was supposed to go, but she suddenly found that it was going to rain, so she didn't go. And that tail gave birth to xx brains, gladly went to the meeting, but encountered a rising flood and drowned! This is the harm of not knowing astronomical knowledge! Just as the so-called going out on a date to see the sky first, the time is not good to wait for the next time. ”

Wukong couldn't help but nod and said, "It's really exquisite!"

Bajie continued: "Let's talk about this geographical knowledge again: if you don't even know where there is a good scenery suitable for a tryst, where there is a theater, and where there is an inn, how can you pick up girls?"

Wukong said: "It's an inn again! I'm convinced of you! Don't say it, don't say it!"

Ryoma leaned in and interjected, "Oh, Er's wet breasts, you're my idol!

Bajie said disdainfully: "You are a mount, what kind of book do you read?"

Ryoma said: "When everyone is asleep, I will hide in the porch and watch secretly." ”

Bajie said: "There is no light in the corridor!"

Ryoma said: "I cut the wall to steal the light!"

Wukong said: "You also chisel the wall to steal the light! I think you want to gouge the wall to peep!"

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, don't follow the eight precepts, he is all crooked." ”

Bajie defended: "Master, you have wronged me! In fact, I am only using the knowledge of love psychology to comprehend the philosophy of life and participate in the mysteries of nature, in order to achieve the right result." At heart, I'm pure!"

Xuanzang said: "Alas, Bajie, what kind of fruit are you proving?"

Bajie said: "There are three thousand avenues, hundreds of millions of small roads, and all roads can be proven!"

Xuanzang asked, "Who told you?"

Bajie said: "This is what is written in the Heart Sutra of the Imperial Maiden." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's the Maiden's Heart Sutra again! I'm also drunk." ”

Bajie loudly defended: "Master, doesn't your Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra also say that color is emptiness, and emptiness is color? ”

Xuanzang exclaimed: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! You talk first, I'll go back to the room first!"

Wukong looked at Xuanzang's departing back and said, "Bajie, Master seems to be touched when he hears your words." ”

Bajie said: "This is the comprehension, the master is really good at understanding!"

The next morning, Wukong met Xuanzang and asked, "Master, did you gain anything last night?"

Xuanzang said: "Well, I do have some understanding, and it is related to you." ”

Wukong was surprised: "Hey! It's still related to me?

Xuanzang said: "You think, since color is emptiness, emptiness is color, then Wukong is Wuse, and Wuse is Wukong." You can change your name in the future, and you can call it Sun Wuse. ”

For a while, the blood in the air of enlightenment surged, his throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out wildly: "Master, you are really good at playing!"

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Had breakfast. Wukong said: "Bajie, it's time to work." ”

Bajie said: "Such a little monster, you just go to fight, why do you want me to go?"

Wukong said: "Although it's a little monster, the scene still has to be done, go quickly, go quickly, my brothers and sons will play tricks!"

Bajie had no choice but to go with Wukong.

Coming to the mountains, Bajie asked, "Brother, where are we going to find this monster?"

Wukong said: "There is a demonic spirit in the southeast, and most of it is there." We've been looking for it, and we're sure!"

After a while, I suddenly saw a large hole with a diameter of more than six zhang on the opposite cliff. Wukong said: "This monster is really huge. ”

Bajie said: "It can't shrink out, what can I do?"

Wukong said: "I'll pound it out!" After speaking, he took out the golden hoop stick, which became a hundred zhang long, and then smashed it into the hole, and then stirred it after pounding, and pounded it again after stirring, and so on three times, and the monster really flew out of the hole.

Bajie smiled: "It turned out to be a snake spirit." ”

The basilisk is entrenched at the bottom of the valley, filling the entire valley to the brim. It held its head high, the head of the snake was equal to the mountain peak, and a pair of triangular eyes looked at the two of them coldly.

Bajie said: "What a monster who doesn't know what to do, he actually compares the size with me! I will also change one to show you!" As he spoke, he used his magic skills to become several times higher than the mountain peak.

Wukong also transformed into a tall man, and the two of them looked down on the basilisk together.

This basilisk has not yet opened his mind, how can he know the power of Wukong and the two. I saw him with a snake tail, and I wanted to entangle Wukong. Wukong stretched out his hand and grabbed the snake's tail, like an iron hoop, firmly clamping it, so that it could not break free.

The basilisk's tail was restrained, and he immediately opened his mouth to bite Goku. Bajie also stretched out his hand and grabbed the snake's head. The basilisk twisted and struggled.

The two of them shook their hands a few times, and the basilisk was completely weak.

Wukong said: "Senior brother, are we too anxious?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, this monster is not enlightened, and he can't even speak, how can he play?

Wukong said: "It's not interesting to do it like this!"

Bajie said: "Yes, the prelude of this episode is too long, and there are basically no fight scenes, so it is not watchable at all." ”

Wukong said: "No, no, this is too watery, we have to add drama." ”

Bajie Qi said: "This snake spirit is not moving, how can you add it?"

Wukong squeezed his eyes at him, and suddenly shouted, "Oh, it's not good!

Bajie comprehended, and also shouted: "Oops! I'm leaking air too!"

In an instant, the two of them changed back to their original appearance.

The basilisk fell to the bottom of the valley and was paralyzed for a long time before finally recovering its breath.

Run! These two plague gods can't be provoked! It shook its head and fled.

Bajie said: "The monsters have been scared by us, this fight can't start, what's the matter?"

Wukong said: "Then let's make a bet, how about it?"

Bajie asked, "How to bet?"

Wukong said: "The two of us will shoot together, whoever kills him first will lose!"

Bajie was overjoyed and said: "There is also this kind of play!

So the two of them began to fake a fight.

"Immortals show the way!"

"The old pig steals peaches!"

"Haidilao Moon!"

"Blossom on the bar!"

"Four A!"

"Wang Bang! This building is over!"

"I can't end it!

"Day...... Three thousand a day!"

"Thirty thousand a day!"

"Finish the book on the same day, finish the book will be God!"

......

"Poof......!"

Bajie took out a nine-toothed nail rake and directly killed the basilisk.

Wukong said: "Bajie, you lost!"

Bajie said: "Don't play! Don't play! I really can't play anymore!"

Wukong said: "Forget it, I've figured it out, this rating should be a matter for the Buddha to worry about, we just need to learn the scriptures." ”

Bajie said: "That's it! Whether the ratings are high or not, it has nothing to do with us!"

The two of them became taller again, dragged the dead snake back to Dhara Village.

When everyone in the village saw it, they were first shocked, then ecstatic, and then knelt directly, really kneeling.

Throwing the dead snake, the two received their magical powers, and went straight back to Li's house, and Lao Li personally came to the gate to greet them.

Wukong smiled and asked, "Old donor, we don't eat white food, do we?"

The old man hurriedly saluted and said, "The elder is laughing! The elders are really gods!"

Wukong said: "Now that the monster has been ambushed, we have to leave." ”

The old man said: "I can't go, I can't go!"

Wukong said, "Do you still want to keep us to eat?"

The old man said, "Rice must be eaten. However, Xiao Lao'er said that he couldn't go, but there was another reason. ”

Xuanzang asked, "Old donor, what else is the reason?"

The old man said: "From now on, more than 30 miles to the west, there is a Qijue Mountain, and the mountain is full of persimmon trees......

Wukong interjected: "As a result, the persimmon tree has become a fine?"

The old man shook his head and said, "It's not that I have become a sperm." It's just that the mountain is full of rotten persimmons, sparse and soft, knee-deep, and impassable at all. ”

Wukong said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! My master likes to pinch soft persimmons and play." ”

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "The mountains are full of soft persimmons, you go and pinch them to try!"

Wukong said: "If the master doesn't like it, then it's easy to do! Bajie is a dealer from a style of origin, and he is used to palladium." As long as he is willing to contribute, he will definitely be able to turn these seven unique mountains into thousands of acres of fertile land. ”

The old man was overjoyed and said, "That's good!

Wukong said: "But it's ......"

The old man said, "You want to say that he eats a lot of intestines, yes or no?"

Wukong said: "Oh, old donor, you are very conscious! The harder my junior brother goes, the more he eats." If you don't have enough to eat, you won't have the strength to work. ”

The old man said: "We have as much as he eats!" There are more than 500 families here, and each household will give a piece of food, and keep him enough to eat at a time!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you assign me this kind of dirty work again!"

Wukong said: "There is food, there is a lot of food." ”

Bajie gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "I'm stupid if I don't eat it!"

The old man said, "This matter is settled! A few elders will rest for a day first, and our people here will thank you and others." Tomorrow, we'll talk about ploughing the ground. ”

So the master and apprentice stayed for another day. Every family sent all kinds of food, and the two of them were so beautiful that Bajie and Wujing were very happy.

On the morning of the third day, the people on Zhuangzi prepared a large number of delicacies, carried them with hundreds of mules and horses, and went to the Seven Peerless Mountains with the team of Xuanzang's master and apprentice.

When he came to the mountain, Bajie changed his body and became a thousand feet tall. I saw that he was holding a nine-toothed nail rake and began to turn over the ground, and the persimmon trees all over the mountain were dug down by him, and then buried deep in the ground along with the rotten persimmon silt all over the ground.

At noon, Bajie was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, so he sat in front of the pile of food the size of a small mountain and began to eat and drink.

When everyone in the village saw it, they couldn't help but be secretly frightened, and they all thought: "If this product is good for eating, it is definitely not inferior to that python spirit." ”

After eating, Bajie began to plough the ground again, and worked until the evening, when he turned the whole mountain deep once.

Everyone said happily: "Okay, okay, the fertile land is also there, and the elders can continue to travel west, it is really the best of both worlds!"

That night, the master and apprentice went back to Dhara Village to spend the night, and all the old and young people came to thank them.

On the fourth day, the master and apprentice finally began to set off, and there were as many as seven or eight hundred people to see them off.