Chapter 32: The River ......
At the bonfire party, Chen Mo taught everyone to sing, a divine comedy that people of the 21st century will sing: apprehension.
The current song in the primitive society is roaring, all kinds of roaring, roaring in the jungle, roaring when eating, and roaring when pooping, but their roar is a kind of miscellaneous roar, chaotic roar.
After Chen Mo sang his anxiety out at night, everyone felt that this was a divine comedy!
What a beautiful Divine Comedy!
slandered Chen Mo and asked Chen Mo to teach them to sing, and Chen Mo used his incomplete voice to teach the primitive people with incomplete evolution to sing worriedly.
The whole tribe was sounding all night, and Chen Mo felt panicked when he heard it too much.
I regret teaching this divine comedy to everyone, and now the ghosts in the tribe are crying wolves, and Chen Mo can't sleep easily.
Chirp also learned to say, "Ahhh ”
It was in Chen Mo's ears all night long.
As the real boss of the tribe: the saber-toothed tiger, but did not attend the party.
The Navy's tribe was very afraid of the saber-toothed tiger at first, especially the new clansmen, when they saw Chen Mo coming out to walk the saber-toothed tiger for the first time, they were so frightened that they fled in all directions.
After all, the saber-toothed tiger belongs to one of the gods of death in primitive society, and in primitive society, saber-toothed tigers often treat primitive people as a snack after cooking, and chew and eat it crunching.
Even now, the average person will be scared to pee his pants when he sees a tiger in the wild. Singing of conquest or shouting for help.
But when the newcomers saw the saber-toothed tiger obediently following Chen Mo, yawning lazily or licking their mouths, the hearts of the people changed from the saber-toothed tiger to the chief.
"This new chief is so powerful, the saber-toothed tiger's belly is big. The newcomers thought to themselves, but they didn't say it.
If Chen Mo knew what everyone was thinking, he would definitely come out to refute the rumors: "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!"
The saber-toothed tiger's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and the whole tiger is getting lazier and lazier. Lying on a fur cushion in the house all day, not wanting to move. In addition to following Chen Mo out to bask in the sun, he followed Chi to the river to comb his hair.
The more experienced Chi said: "Master Tiger, I'm about to give birth." Chief, you're about to become a father. ”
“...... It's not mine, it's not mine..."Chen Mo quibbled with tears in his eyes.
A few days later, the sleeping Chen Mo was woken up by the painful screams of the saber-toothed tiger, and Chi had already squatted beside the saber-toothed tiger and gently ** the saber-toothed tiger to comfort it.
Chen Mo knew that the tiger master was about to give birth!
The birth of the first life of the Sailor Tribe is about to take place here in the Tiger Master.
The black, big, thick, and strong daughters-in-law are only five months pregnant, and they are very early from giving birth, and the saber-toothed tiger has reached the brunt period.
Chen Mo hurriedly crawled around on the bed, came to the square and filled a basin of hot water with a clay pot, came to the house, and looked at the saber-toothed tiger nervously: "Master Tiger, work hard! I'm ready for hot water!"
The saber-toothed tiger looked at Chen Mo and continued to roar.
"Oh yes, the scissors that cut the umbilical cord, if you don't have one, I'll use a knife instead. Chen Mo remembered the midwifery scene on TV in the later stage, hurriedly put down the hot water in the clay pot, and turned around to go out to find the bone knife.
The people of the Navy's tribe were also startled by the painful roar of the saber-toothed tiger, and they all came to the outside of Chen Mo's house, looking in through the crack in the door that was not tightened.
Chen Mo set up a rule in the Great Water Army tribe, private space, forbidden to peep.
So people could only look inside curiously outside the crack in the door.
"The tiger master is going to give birth! our chief is going to be a father!" Pi told everyone loudly outside, and everyone cheered.
"Wow, the chief is going to be a father!"
"The chief is so powerful, he became a father so soon, I think when we came to the tribe, the tiger master was still a yellow flower!"
"Our tribe has finally added Ding, it is still the chief's child, come on, chief, give birth to a few more saber-toothed tigers!"
Chen Mo, who came back with the bone knife, heard the discussion of the people, was speechless for a while, put aside Chang, who was lying in the front, and went back to the house to tighten the door, leaving no cracks in the door.
"Chang, do you see, the little saber-toothed tiger is like a chieftain. The rough curiosity on the side asked.
"I don't know, it's dark inside, I only saw Sister Chi. Chang replied.
"Ah, Sister Chi is about to give birth?" said curiously.
"Wow, did you hear me, Sister Chi is about to give birth!"
"How did the chief do it, Sister Chi has only been with the chief for a few days, and she is about to give birth to a baby!"
Chang scratched his head: "It seems that so, Sister Chi is squatting there, tweeting on Sister Chi's shoulder." Chang was a little unsure.
The crowd received Chang's vague acknowledgment, and once again exclaimed: "The chief is not a child of the gods! I can give birth to a baby in a few days, and there is hope for our tribe to grow stronger in the future, so we have to let the chief teach us!"
This suggestion was unanimously endorsed.
Chen Mo, who was nervous and sweating in the room, was extremely heavy when he heard what everyone was discussing outside. At this moment, it can only be replaced by heaviness. No other word can replace it.
"It's not mine, the tiger master's baby is really not! I didn't do it!" muttered in his mouth, looking nervously at the screaming saber-toothed tiger.
Zhuang who went out came back, and when he saw everyone gathered at the door of Chen Mo's house, he asked curiously, "What's wrong, is the river back?"
"Lord Tiger is going to give birth, and Sister Chi is also going to give birth, the chief is so powerful!" Jing replied.
"Jing, are you saying that the cub conceived by the tiger master is the chief?" Zhuang sat on the outermost part of the tribe every day, and he didn't hear the whispers of the people.
"Yes, Zhuang, Sister Chi is also going to give birth, and she is also the chief. He added.
"We're all talking about how to follow the chief's student children, and when the mammoth comes back, I'll ask the mammoth to give me a little smile. He said with a smile on his face.
"Mammoths are male, you honestly learn from the chief how to have babies with your mother-in-law, and give birth to a few more babies in a year. Pi tapped the head of the laughing and said viciously.
The river has been out for more than ten days, there is no movement at all, whenever Zhuang asks about Chen Molai, Chen Mo will say: The river went far this time, came back slowly, and will come back in two days.
As soon as the two days passed, Zhuang would ask Chen Mo again: "Chief, it's been two days, why hasn't the river come back yet!"
Chen Mo continued to deal with it: "There is something delayed on the road, and I will be back in two days." ”
Today happened to be the third day of two more days, Zhuang who was cutting bamboo outside remembered that he planned to come back and continue to ask Chen Mohe about the return date, but he didn't expect to hear that the chief Tiger Ye and Chi were going to have a baby.
Immediately put aside the matter of the river, went back to find a bamboo mat, and sat at the door to watch the excitement.
Time passed minute by minute, and the screams of the saber-toothed tiger inside became louder and louder, and Chen Mo shouted inside to come on!
"Come on, come on, come on!" shouted the crowd outside.
The saber-toothed tiger's screaming stopped, Chen Mo looked at the three little saber-toothed tigers lying next to the saber-toothed tiger, and couldn't close his mouth with a smile, this is a little saber-toothed tiger, and when he grows up, he is the top combat power of our big water army tribe!
At this time, there was a commotion outside.
Zhuang opened the door, stumbled into the house, and said to Chen Mo, "Chief, the river is ......."