The son-in-law in the city came to the door, which is undoubtedly a very important thing for the Jia family in the small mountain village, Jia's mother made a table of sumptuous dishes, chicken, duck and fish, don't care if you are good at it or not, you can say that the dishes are all on the table, at least it seems enthusiastic. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The Jia family also invited Lu Fan to have lunch together, but his parents had already prepared the meal, so Lu Fan politely declined.

"Xiaofan, have you eaten well?"

After only half eating, Dad Jia mysteriously ran to Lu Fan's house.

"What's wrong?"

Lu Fan asked with the dish in his hand.

"Why don't you go and accompany the guests. ”

Dad Jia said.

"Why, Brother Lu, I look at people very well. ”

"It's good, it's just that we don't dare to speak. ”

These words made Lu Fan smile, "I don't dare to speak yet, what's the situation." ”

"The young man is from the big city, that is a person who has seen the big world, the food and clothing are used, what he sees and hears, and we are not in the same world, we are afraid that we will make jokes if we talk too much, but don't say anything, it's not appropriate, the young man is embarrassed. ”

"Isn't it true?"

"Zhenzhen grew up with you since childhood, don't you know what she is like? In private, she may have something to say to the young man, no, there is our second elder at the dinner table, she can't let go, from the time of the meal to the present, the young man is talking alone・・・・・・

"Okay, okay, I'm almost done. Father Lu took the initiative to agree for Lu Fan, "Stinky boy, go quickly, we finally have a son-in-law in the city in Kunyu Village, but we can entertain it, don't let people think that we are underestimated." ”

"Dad, you think about it too much, although I don't have much contact with Brother Lu, but I don't think he is the kind of person who will look down on people, or he wouldn't have a relationship with Zhenzhen. ”

Lu Fan said.

"If you want to go, you'll go, what so much nonsense!"

"Oh, go. ”

Lu Fan followed Jia's father to Jia's house.

"My best friend, she told me that she was a distant sister's best friend, and it was really unfortunate that she met such a scumbag・・・・・・"

When Lu Fan followed Jia's father to Jia's house, Jia really lobbied Lu about her best friend's sister's best friend.

Even this kind of gossip that no boy likes to listen to can be taken out and said, it can be seen that Chai Hemei really has nothing to talk about, and she is forcibly looking for a topic there.

"What kind of scumbag?"

Lu You looked very interested, and he didn't know if he was really interested or taking care of Jia Zhen.

"It's all kinds of shameless, more than 20 people, don't do anything, don't even have a job, live in my girlfriend's house every day, even the rent and meal money are paid by the woman, as long as you mention breaking up, you will be threatened and intimidated, disgusting to death. ”

It's really disgusting that there is such a man in the world.

"Brother You, if you are a woman, what will you do in the face of this kind of scumbag?"

Jia Zhen asked.

"Break up. ”

"There is no way to break up at all, he just stays at home and does not leave, and he is threatening and intimidating. ”

"Call the police. ”

"I reported it several times, but it was useless, and there was no evidence of threats and intimidation, and the police at most criticized and educated it. ”

"Find his parents and let him take care of this son. ”

"His parents are just as shameless. ”

Lu You paused, and his gaze fell on Lu Fan, "Brother Lu, if it's you, is there any most convenient and quick way to deal with this situation?"

"Yes. ”

"How?"

Jia Zhen also turned her head to look at Lu Fan, she was quite looking forward to what kind of answer the omnipotent Lu Fan could give Ali.

"Kill it. ”

Burst!

Jia Zhen almost squirted, big brother, are you sure you're solving a problem, not creating a bigger problem?

"Oh, that, it's probably too much to get killed. Lu Fan also felt that his proposal was not appropriate, so he changed his words, "Although this kind of scumbag is hateful, but the crime is not to death, it is good to be crippled so-so, break a hand or break a leg, he will definitely be afraid, and he will not dare to entangle." ”

"Ahem, that, Xiaofan, you still like to joke so much. ”

Dad Jia was choked directly, he originally wanted to invite Lu Fan, someone else's child, to come to the battle, but this other person's child startled him as soon as he spoke.

"Hehe, what Brother Lu asked, it's the most convenient and fastest. Lu Fan smiled, "The most convenient and fastest way in the world is violence." ”

"Hehe, eat vegetables, eat vegetables!"

Dad Jia laughed awkwardly.

Fortunately, at the next dinner, Lu Fan did not drop the chain, and Lu You and Lu You talked about it there, from the strange creatures at 30,000 meters under the sea to the three main reasons why Washington encountered Waterloo, and then to the world's second person who was willing to have head replacement surgery chose to freeze his head for 50 years, and finally talked about women's menstrual care and 36 strategies for breast enlargement.

Jia's father and Jia's mother were stupid when they put it aside, and said in their hearts that they were worthy of being from the city, and they knew a lot, and they glanced at Lu Fan, who was happily talking to Lu You, and they were all secretly glad, fortunately, there was still this great god in the family, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

After eating a meal for more than an hour, full of wine and food, Lu Fan wanted to go home.

"Brother Lu, I really told me many times about the beautiful scenery of Kunyu Mountain, we plan to climb the mountain, why don't we go together?"

Lu You warmly invited Lu Fan to climb the mountain.

"Okay. ”

Lu Fan readily agreed, he had planned to climb Kunyu Mountain, and Lu You was also a match, since Lu You was invited, let's go together.

"Brother You, he just came back, he must be tired, just let him rest and rest, just let the two of us go. ”

Jia Zhen didn't want to be with Lu Fan at all, how romantic it was to climb the mountain with her boyfriend, how could she bring such a light bulb?

"No, I'm not tired at all, I'm fine. ”

"We don't climb mountains, we just go to the top of the mountain to see and drive!"

"By car?"

When it came to driving, Lu Fan was instantly uninterested, climbing mountains and climbing mountains, that had to be walked, and he was still climbing a fart mountain while driving.

"Brother You, don't you really want to go to the woods on the top of Kunyu Mountain to see, if you set off now, if you don't drive, it will be almost dark by the day. ”

"Okay, let's drive, and we'll climb the mountain with our bare hands another day. ”

Lu You listens to his girlfriend.

"If I drive, I won't join in the fun. Lu Fan waved his hand, "Brother Lu, you plan to really 'climb' the mountain another day, and call me again." ”

"Xiaofan, is this boyfriend really rich?"

As soon as I got home, my mother came to gossip.

"Audi A6, how can there be no money?" Dad sat while drinking tea, "Back then, this girl had yellow muscles and thin muscles, and there were two unknown liquids hanging under her nose all day long, which was called a bump, I thought she couldn't get married in this life, but I didn't expect to find such a boyfriend." ”

"This is called the eighteen changes of the female university. ”

Lu Fan concluded.

"Yes, the eighteenth year of the female college has changed, Chai Heniu's hair is now long, and her legs are also long, well, it's not an airport anymore・・・・・・"

"Big brother, do you talk like that?" Mother Jia didn't know when she came to the door of the house, and happened to hear Lu's father's words, which was called angry, "What is Chai Heniu? Just tell me what Chai Heniu is? You run all over the village to see, who else in our village is more beautiful than Zhenzhen? You still have a Chai Heniu, hey, won't your conscience hurt, Uncle Zhenzhen's uncle is crying in vain?"

"Zhenzhen Mom, you heard it wrong, I didn't say Chai Heniu or anything, how can you say that I'm an elder who says that, it's all Xiao Fan's words, you know, he has been called that since he was a child!"

Lu's father put his son's pot on Lu Fan's head without blinking.