The old dean tricked the robe into watching it carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more sad he became. When the pen and fun pavilion www.biquge.info arrived, they were crying and couldn't stop.

The henchman next to him said, "Master, are you swollen?"

The old dean said: "Alas, the more I look at this baby, the more sad I become." Don't watch it, don't watch it...... I'll take another look...... Still don't read it...... Woooooooo ”

Henchman A said: "Master, don't get excited!"

Henchman B said: "Yes, Master, you are a lot of age now, but you have to take care of your health." ”

The old dean said: "I'm sad, I'm really sad, don't persuade me." ”

Henchman Jia said: "That's not right! Master, you should be happy to see such a good baby today, why are you sad!"

The old dean said, "But the baby is not mine!"

The henchman said: "Huh, it seems that the ancestor still has any ideas?"

The old dean said, "Ideas, I want to learn from the scriptures!"

Henchman Yi said: "Master, are you joking?"

The old dean shook his head and said, "Alas, you also know that my greatest hobby in this life is all kinds of precious robes. If I go with Xuanzang and them to learn scriptures, won't I be able to see the robe often?"

Henchman Yi said: "Master, you are the spiritual pillar of our Liuyun Sixth Branch, how can you just leave! ”

The old dean said: "Look at this, why am I just tossing? There is a lyric that is not sung well, everyone has a dream." ”

The henchman said: "Master, I can understand it! You just said that you want this robe, why bother with so many moths?"

The old dean immediately came to his senses: "Hey, do you have a way?"

Henchman Jia said: "What's so difficult about this? Those two monks have been on the road for a day, and they must have been tired and asleep for a long time. I called a few more senior brothers, picked up the steel knife, and clicked them directly, isn't the robe your ancestor?"

I heard that the hairy-faced monk has some magical powers, he killed a lot of monsters when he was a monster, and when he was a fairy, he killed a lot of immortals. ”

Henchman A said, "Who are you listening to?"

Henchman Yi said: "It was Tang Xuanzang who said it himself." ”

The henchman sneered: "Can a foot monk find an immortal as an apprentice? I also said that the Bodhisattva is my distant relative, you also believe such big words!"

Henchman B said: "As the saying goes: there is no big mistake in being careful." You see that hairy apprentice has a fierce face, he must not be good, let's be cautious. I suggested attacking with fire, and the gods did not know it, and the custodian asked him to settle the account together. ”

The old dean said: "This idea is good, this idea is good. So he called a group of leading monks to bring firewood to burn.

Wukong is a monkey spirit, how can this group of mortals hide what they have done from him?

When he heard movement outside the door, he jumped up to check and saw many monks carrying firewood. Wukong thought to himself: "Master is really right, these monks want to kill people and take treasures!"

The monkey had an idea and came up with a vicious idea. I saw him jump onto the South Heavenly Gate with a somersault. When the gatekeepers saw him, they spread their feet and fled, shouting as they ran: "Oh no, no, that Bi Ma Wen has come back to take revenge!"

Wukong stretched out his hand to grasp the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, and shouted, "Bring the fire cover!

The King of Heaven was so frightened that his hand shook and directly threw the fire shelter to Goku.

Wukong got the hood and flew over the Zen monastery. By this time, the fire had already been ignited.

He threw down the hood and covered the meditation hall where the master lived. I still felt that it was not enjoyable, so I recited a trick again, and a gust of wind blew the flames in all directions, so that most of the Zen temple was shrouded in flames.

In an instant, the Guanyin Zen Temple seemed to have exploded, and a group of monks cried and shouted for their mothers, and chickens and dogs left.

This fire was really big, and it happened to alarm the black bear spirit in the back mountain.

Xiong thought to himself: "Hey, it's the Guanyin Monastery that is on fire! Who is so bold as to dare to smash the field of the famous Guanyin Bodhisattva? This is against the sky." ”

So he ran down the hill to see the excitement.

It was a coincidence that he had discovered the shining brocade robe.

At this point in the story, there is basically no suspense. The Bodhisattva's field was smashed by Wukong, and the robe given by the Buddha was led by the black bear.

As the saying goes, if you don't do it, you won't die. But in fact, everyone knows the final ending, one keeps Tang Xuanzang to continue to learn scriptures, and the other bids farewell to his life as a monster and successfully transforms into the great god of guarding the mountain of Guanyin Bodhisattva! He actually became a god like this!

In other words, none of these two are causing trouble!

It seems that when you get into trouble and get into trouble to a high enough level, it is also an achievement.

Oops, off topic!

Let's get back to business. The fire burned until the fifth watch was extinguished, and Wukong estimated that the Guanyin Monastery was almost burned down, so he took the fire cover and returned it to the Guangmu Heavenly King.

The King of Heaven was moved to tears: "I thought that the Great Sage would not repay the loan, but I didn't expect the Great Sage to be so trustworthy." ”

Wukong glared at him and said, "What do you think of my grandson!" Okay, I'm very busy now, I'll look for you to gamble another day." He did not wait for the king to answer, but turned and left.

Wukong turned around the meditation hall and found that Xuanzang was still sleeping. So Wukong said: "It's dawning, it's time for Master to get up." ”

Xuanzang got up, tidied up, opened the door and looked at it, and said strangely: "Hey, why is the Bodhisattva's Zen temple gone?"

Wukong said: "There was a fire last night, and you slept soundly." ”

Xuanzang said: "Since there is a fire, how can I sleep well?"

Wukong said: "I went to borrow a fire shield and covered the entire meditation hall, so naturally I didn't alarm you." ”

Xuanzang said: "Since you can protect the meditation hall, why don't you save the fire in the other rooms?"

Wukong said: "Those monks want to kill people and take treasures, that is their own sin, what to do for them." ”

Xuanzang said: "Are you sure?"

Wukong said: "The disciple saw it with his own eyes. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you lie, you will be struck by lightning." ”

Wukong pretended to be aggrieved and said: "I've been following you for so long, do you think I look like someone who lied to Master." ”

Xuanzang thought about it, felt that Wukong really didn't look like a lie, and asked, "Have you ever burned people?"

Wukong said: "It doesn't seem to be." ”

Xuanzang sighed and said: "Money is something outside the body, if you burn it, burn it, it's good if you don't die." By the way, what about my robe, what about my robe!"

Wukong replied: "The robe is something outside the body, if you burn it, burn it, it's good that you don't die." ”

Xuanzang shouted: "I'll kill you troublemaker! If you don't show off your robe, how can those monks have bad intentions! If they don't have bad intentions, how can my robe be burned!"

Wukong said: "I'm kidding you, the robe is in the old dean of the back room, and it didn't burn." ”

Xuanzang felt a little relieved, and said viciously: "Do you remember the three chapters of my covenant with you?

Wukong hurriedly said: "Master Mo Nian, I'll find it for you now." So he took Xuanzang and went to the back room.

Those monks were sad, and suddenly they saw the two of them, and one by one the bluffed souls were scattered, and shouted: "The ghost is coming, the ghost is coming." ”

Wukong said angrily: "What nonsense, return the robe!"

Two bold puzzlers asked, "Haven't you been burned to death, why did you come to ask for some robes?"

Wukong smiled: "Open your dog's eyes and see, isn't that meditation hall good?"

The monks got up and looked ahead, and sure enough, when they saw that the meditation hall was good, they suddenly realized, and said secretly: "That Xuanzang really didn't lie, his apprentice is really a fairy, otherwise why wasn't he burned to death?"

Since Xuanzang and the others are not ghosts, they are not so scared, and they kowtow together and apologize: "I and other ordinary people don't know the two fairy grandfathers, please forgive me." Your robe is with the old master, and it has not been burned, so we will go and bring it back to you. ”

The monks went to the back room and said to the old dean: "Master, something is wrong, those two monks from the east are really immortals, let's return the robes quickly." ”

The old dean said, "I wanted to return them, but the robes are gone!

When the monks heard this, they were dumbfounded. The old dean said: "This time it's a big disaster, I'll just die!"

Boom!

Very simply hit the wall and hung it!

The monks had no choice but to return to Xuanzang and the others: "Immortal grandfather, the robe is gone, and the old dean is ashamed and embarrassed, and he has committed suicide in fear of sin." ”

Wukong was startled and shouted, "Are you going to be a three-year-old child and lie to me with such big words?"

The monks said: "Grandpa, how dare we lie to you, it's really gone, it's really gone." ”

Wukong didn't believe it, so he went to investigate in person, and the old dean was really dead. He searched the entire Monastery again, but still did not find the robe.

Xuanzang sneered at Wukong: "Wukong, what should I say now?"

Wukong's eyelids jumped violently, and he quickly knelt in front of Xuanzang and begged for mercy: "Master, I was really wrong this time, don't curse me." I promise, I swear, I'll get it back for you!"

Xuanzang said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, don't blame the teacher for not giving you a chance! I limit you to find the robe within three days, otherwise, hehehehe......"

Wukong saw that Xuanzang was relieved, and immediately jumped up, turned his head and poured his anger on the heads of the monks: "Do any of you know where the robe went, quickly tell me to listen! ”

Xuanzang said: "You monkey head, what kind of majesty do you have when you make a mistake." There are so many monks in the Zen monastery, and not all of them are at fault, if you want to get your robe back, you should talk well. ”

The monks wept with gratitude, knelt down to Xuanzang and said, "Thank you Holy Monk for a lot, it was the old dean who designed to frame you." When the fire broke out last night, we were all busy fighting the fire and moving furniture, only the old dean was alone in the back room, and we really didn't know how the robe was lost. ”

Wukong thought for a moment and asked, "What kind of monsters are there around here?"

The current dean said: "Don't ask, sir, I didn't think about it." Our back mountain is also called Black Wind Mountain, there is a Black Wind Cave in the mountain, and there is a black bear spirit living in this cave. This black bear spirit often comes to this Zen temple to find the old dean to participate in Zen and discuss the Tao. ”

Wukong said, "How far is that Black Wind Mountain from here?"

The dean said, "It's only more than 20 miles away." ”

Wukong said: "Master, I guess it's the black bear spirit who is doing the trick, I'm going to go and get the robe back." ”

Xuanzang said: "I don't care which one stole it, anyway, you have to get it back for me." ”

Wukong said: "Hehe, if you can't even find a robe, I won't have the face to come back to see you!"

Xuanzang said: "You want to abscond in fear of sin!"

Wukong grinned and said, "Is my dignified Monkey King like that? ”

Xuanzang said: "Then you don't want to go quickly!"

Wukong hurriedly took care of himself, looking like a baby monkey.

After dealing with the master, he turned around and changed his face, and then filled the uncle in front of a group of monks: "I'll go look for the robe, you accompany my master to chat, if something goes wrong, I will ask you!"

This time, it was the turn of a group of monks to pretend to be cute and flattering.

Wukong finally found some of the majesty of being a Monkey King in front of a group of mortal monks, and felt quite satisfied, so he raised his head and headed towards Black Wind Mountain.