Chapter 1 I'm an otaku!

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Chen Mo is a typical otaku in the 21st century, so much so that he even buys instant noodles for a month, according to the original words of the non-staple food store owner, if there is no lazy food like instant noodles, Chen Mo can starve to death.

Chen Mo smiled when he heard this: Instant noodles are also a kind of manual labor that wastes energy, okay! It's already very tiring to stay at home, and boiling water to make noodles is simply a waste of life.

Chen Mo's personal studio for online games at home, every day is to move bricks in the system, infinitely brush the gold coins of system tasks, and then sell them to players who need them, so in his world view, every minute and second is money, sometimes there is no time to even boil hot water, and directly use tap water to soak it, saving trouble and saving, after all, electricity is also money, hot noodles can only be eaten when they are cold, and cold water instant noodles can be eaten by snoring in a few bites, which saves more trouble.

After the instant noodles were down, Chen Mo was about to start moving bricks again, because two bosses had ordered 500 yuan of game currency today, and he only had less than half of the game currency here, so he had to hurry up and brush it out.

There are three computers at home, two are used to hang up with scripts, and the other is used to operate transactions and watch movies, Chen Mo has no other hobbies, he just likes to watch movies and variety shows.

He used to like to watch reality shows, but after watching a few reality shows, he gave up, obviously all the links were arranged, and the director was fooling the audience to show his IQ?

Chen Mo has recently become obsessed with reality shows of survival in the wild, or the reality show of survival in the wild is the most real, everything is the most realistic plot story, although there may be arrangements by the crew, but the protagonists eat real materials, this is what Chen Mo admires the most!

"I'll go, I thought that cold water instant noodles were the laziest food, it turned out that eating raw is lazier than me, can't you make a fire to roast it? can't make a fire, and can't drill wood to make a fire, primitive people can make it, modern people can't make it!?" Chen Mo looked at the scene of eating raw meat in the show, and suddenly felt a wave of nausea.

Although he had eaten sashimi specifically for the sake of pickling girls, Chen Mo only ate such a small piece of sashimi because of the thick ingredients.

"I'll go, and this operation?" Chen Mo was amazed by the operation of the strange trap to capture the prey in the show!

Whether it is Bei Ye's survival in the wild, or the survival of Mike and his wife in the wild, Chen Mo likes to watch it, and he wants to know how his ancestors survived in a primitive society.

At that time, there was no computer, no WIFI, and no air-conditioned watermelon, no wonder the life span of primitive people was very short, not only the survival of the fittest in the environment, but also the death of boredom!

By the end of the night, I finished watching one of the latest updates, and I also finished my job to brush up on the process, trading buyers!

Closing the game, Chen Mo felt hungry, this time he didn't use tap water to soak noodles, but boiled a pot of hot water, and during the boiling of water, he lit a cigarette and was thinking about tomorrow.

Tomorrow his cousin will get married, Chen Mo is 27 years old, but he has always been single, he talked about a girlfriend in college, talked for three and a half years, and only developed the degree of holding hands and hugging, until later, I learned that it was three and a half years of love, in fact, it was a three-and-a-half-year spare tire process, well, there is also the function of a small payment wallet, every time he goes out with his girlfriend, no matter how big or small the consumption, Chen Mo pays, he originally did not have much living expenses, he had to start a small online game studio, and there were more or less tens of hundreds of yuan of income every day, and if he saved more, he could buy a dress for his girlfriend and make a hair。

In the end, his girlfriend told him that he was pregnant with someone else's child, Chen Mo thought about it all night, saying that he didn't care and that it was acceptable. But she would rather beat it than leave it to Chen Mo, Mei said: If it weren't for your child, I wouldn't give birth to ...... But you haven't slept with me, how can you have my child?" Chen Mo sneered. In the end, the girlfriend ran away with another little fresh meat, leaving Chen Mo to pay for the abortion in the hospital.

Chen Mo, who was devastated, said goodbye to the opposite sex and decided to be a single dog for the rest of his life!

Chen Mo's hometown is in the mountains, he graduated from college and returned to his hometown, but did not return to his hometown, from where he lives to his hometown needs to take a bus for nearly 3 hours, buy a ticket and wait at the station, take a mobile phone to brush UC headlines, feel bored, although it is a flow car, but just now because I went to the toilet to smoke and missed a shift, so I can only wait for the next train after 20 minutes.

"Poof. Chen Mo couldn't help but laugh when he saw the funny part, and a girl sitting next to him squinted at him with her eyes, and then moved away a little. Chen Mo was speechless for a moment: I'll go, I'm not ugly, how much does this dislike me?

When the car came, Chen Mo reluctantly got into the car with his backpack to find a seat, leaving only the last row of window seats. Chen Mo sat down and narrowed his eyes, the three-hour bus was really not as good as a good sleep, although the posture was uncomfortable, but sleeping was the best behavior for him to pass the time.

In a daze, Chen Mo had a dream, dreaming that he came to a primitive society tens of thousands of years ago, led his people to conquer other small tribes, and after returning home victoriously, a group of female primitives and a large group of small primitives poured out of the tribe, well, it seemed that they were all his wives and children.

Directly fulfilled his desire to create a nation that he had fantasized about for many years! This feels so cool! When he was going back to Dongfu with his wife to continue to create a nation, someone woke him up: Hey, buddy, it's time to stop.

His cousin's family bought a house in the county seat, only a few intersections from the station, and Chen Mo walked towards his cousin's house. On the way, I inadvertently remembered the dream I had in the car, and sighed: If I really return to the primitive society, how many days can I live?

"Squeak" ...... There was a sharp sound of brakes, and then with a "bang", Chen Mo felt that he was flying! His consciousness gradually blurred, and he could only hear the screams of the pedestrians around him. For a long time, it landed. Hurt...... Finally lost all consciousness.

In the pain, Chen Mo felt that a century had passed, and he opened his eyes tiredly, and the first thing that caught his eyes was the blue sky and the dense jungle. Well, and the air is so fresh!

"It hurts me to death!" Chen Mo struggled to get up, and then he thought of a very serious question: Where is this? Didn't I get hit by a car at the intersection? Could it be that the car could knock me into the mountains? Is this car the speed of light?

The surrounding jungle was relatively lush, and the trees were also very thick, obviously trees that had grown hundreds of years or more, and according to what he knew about their town, it could not be the mountainous area of their area, because the thick trees in their mountains had been sold by the mayor of the town when he was a child, and all that was left were small trees, not much older than him.

Thinking of the dream I just had, I can't really return to the primitive society, right? I'll it, I'm an otaku who lives to death!

Empty-handed, I don't know where my backpack fell, and now I only have a set of high-imitation Nike tracksuits on my body, well, a lighter and a pack of cigarettes bought at the station in my pocket.

If you come here, you will be safe, and maybe you can go back by chance, but now the first thing to ensure is survival and safety.

Chen Mo lit a cigarette and quickly extinguished it, smoking in the jungle and being caught by the patrol guard was a fat beating!

But then I thought that it would be nice to let the rangers take it back, but in this mountainous jungle that is suspected to be tens of thousands of years ago, will there be patrolmen?

Chen Mo rubbed his face and lifted himself: I am the tribal leader who wants to have a harem of 30,000! I want to create a new nation!

I was very hungry, and I thought that I would eat more at the banquet and get the bride price money back, but who knew that I would come to such a ghost place.

There are many trees, but there are not many fruits, even if there are fruits, Chen Mo does not dare to try rashly, who knows if there is poison. Chen Mo didn't dare to eat the fruit all the way, but he encountered a few hares, but Chen Mo didn't believe that he could catch them, besides, he couldn't eat the hares when he caught them, there was a lighter but he didn't know how to make it, and people who didn't even bother to make instant noodles would have any cooking skills.

Inadvertently, Chen Mo saw a grove of trees bearing green and red fruits, which should be regarded as shrubs, Chen Mo carefully picked a red fruit and rubbed it with his hands, and stuffed it into his mouth, a little sweet and sour, this is a sour jujube? The sour jujube tree tens of thousands of years ago turned out to be a bush, hey, it's up!

The sour dates in a bush barely filled his stomach, and his arms were covered with injuries, Chen Mo didn't dare to eat more, he was afraid of diarrhea. And he didn't bring paper!

There is also a sour jujube bush not far away, Chen Mo has no choice but to keep some for reserve rations, there is no backpack, he can only put a T-shirt in it, what's wrong with being shirtless, isn't there still a pair of pants. Chen Mo comforted himself.

Now he can estimate that it should be July and August of the lunar calendar, because children in the mountainous areas know that mountain dates are ripe in July and August, but where is this? There are sour date trees all over the country, and the geographical location is really difficult to determine.

The sky is getting dark, Chen Mo must find a safe place to spend the night at night, at night many bigwigs in the mountain jungle should come out to solve the problem of food and clothing, Chen Mo does not want to become the nourishment of the trees the next day.

Fortunately, children in the mountains have many skills, and there is no CD, the basic skill of climbing trees has been passed down for tens of thousands of years, and it still exists in modern times, Chen Mo found a tree that is not very thick, with many branches and thick forks, so that it can avoid accidentally falling down at night and sending supper to primitive carnivores.

Take off your shoes, tie your T-shirt and shoes with shoelaces, and climb the branches with a lot of effort.

Let's make do with it tonight, fortunately, there are some mountain dates, which can cope with hunger.

The early autumn night was not cold, and the cries of various beasts were heard not far away. Chen Mo hugged the tree tightly to avoid accidentally falling down and becoming a nocturnal carnivore's supper.

Unconsciously, the moon rose very high, the moon was very round, like the fifteenth moon, and Chen Mo fell asleep unconsciously.

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