Chapter 5: And this kind of operation?
"I have stolen everything in the world, but I have not won half of your affection..."
A lazy voice came from the tavern, but it was a female thief god with a bewitching charm all over her body, sitting and drinking leisurely in the place where she had been.
After the female thief god drank the wine in the cup, she stared blankly at the front for a long time, then smiled and stood up staggeringly.
After the female thief god left the tavern, she looked left and right, and began to have fun again.
"Yo, Xiaoxi, it's early in the morning, why don't you sleep at home, what are you doing here? You say, why do you appear in front of me when I want to have fun?"
"Ah, it's Sister Thief!"
Wang Xi was thinking about things in his heart, and after finding out that it was the female thief god who called him, he hurriedly responded.
"What, what's on your mind?"
The thief touched his face with his hand, and looked at Wang Xi in a circle, with a playful smile on his face.
"Ahem, it's nothing, just go find Aoki and see what he's doing. ”
Wang Xi was a little uncomfortable with the playful expression of the female thief god, and after coughing lightly to relieve the embarrassment in his heart a little, he replied casually, but his face turned a little red.
"Really, then what are you blushing about?" The female thief god gently put a hand on Wang Xi's shoulder seemingly casually, and then the playful smile on her face became even more prosperous, and said, "Go and get busy with you." ”
Wang Xi hurriedly said: "I'm not busy, I want to talk to you about something, don't you want to have fun, I..."
"Slightly slightly stupid, not listening, not listening to you will be angry. The female thief god covered her ears without waiting for Wang Xi to finish speaking, and spit out her cute little tongue and said to Wang Xi.
Wang Xi: "..."
The appearance of the female thief god at this time was too much in contrast to her charming appearance, and Wang Xi's heart beat violently.
"Goodbye, sister thief. ”
Wang Xi didn't dare to look at it again, and after saying goodbye, he fled in the wilderness.
It's not that Wang Xi is too cowardly, but that he knows how many catties and taels he has.
Looking at Wang Xi's back, the female thief god chuckled, and then touched her good-looking chin and whispered:
"The old immortal has eaten all the food over there, and I'm afraid the other poor ghosts are almost the same. It seems..."
When the female thief god said this, her voice stopped abruptly, but her eyes were looking at the impassable mountain range that surrounded Suhua Village.
Behind the Dead Man's Mountain is the endless Demon Beast Mountain Range, among which there are many huge Demon Beasts looming, doing seemingly meaningless things in the continuous mountain range, but at the same time, some powerful Demon Beasts have moved their hearts, their pupils are different, but they are all very terrifying at the same time looking at the small village under the mountain, looking at the sexy and enchanting female thief god, and from their mouths there are bursts of low roars.
The sound waves of the demonic beasts affected each other, and gradually formed a huge web, connecting them all together.
"What is that dangerous woman doing when she looks at us and looks at the beast like that?"
A demonic beast bathed in flames asked with a grin.
There was not a single beast around this demonic beast, and the voice was not loud, as if it was talking to itself, but the powerful demonic beasts in different positions all heard this.
Sonic snare, similar to the modern world, the initiation of group chats in the WeChat software, Warcraft use star magic and the characteristics of their own sound waves to form a sonic network, and the Warcraft that enter the sonic snare can video chat.
"There is not much food in the village, they should be going out of the mountain again, but I don't know how they will pass us this time. A demonic beast that looked like a tiger and a leopard said.
"I don't know, but he's embarrassed to see someone. ”
A cat demon with a beast body and a human face licked his tongue, there was no trace of embarrassment on his face, his whole body was cloudy, but he was a little eager to try: "When I turn into a complete human form, sooner or later... Sooner or later I'm going to eat her!"
"You're a mother. A pictogram reminded.
"If I were male, I wouldn't want her. The cat demon smiled and rolled her eyes.
Other Warcraft: "..."
And this kind of operation?!
Although the topic has just begun, but after being led crooked by the cat demon, there is no way to talk about it properly, and after a while, a rather serious voice said:
"If you are idle and bored, you can cultivate, don't just turn on the sonic net to find an excuse to chat on the public screen because of a look from that woman, I'm very busy!"
The owner with a rather serious voice seemed to have a good identity, and after its words fell, other powerful demonic beasts responded one after another, waiting for the master to unblock the local area network of the sonic snare, and then they were playing happily.
However, one by one, the demonic beasts lowered their heads like quails, and after waiting for more than ten minutes, in the sonic snare, it still showed that the master was online.
"You've disappointed the beast so much. At last, the master spoke again.
"Boss, what's wrong?" The demonic beast with flames all over his body asked cautiously.
"I didn't expect that you guys who are so boring, after opening the sonic snare, will talk to death, how should you let me pass this boring time!"
After saying this, the monster that was called the boss by other monsters retreated from the group chat angrily, and did not forget to mutter, "It's just too disappointing for the beast!"
Monsters: "???"
Busy with the promise of a good job?
......
On the windowsill of Aoki's house, a giant spider fell on a spider silk and crumbled on a spider web.
Under the windowsill, a white and chubby young man was squatting, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, looking at the spider intently, and when he saw that the spider was about to fall, his eyes lit up, and then he happily put his head under the spider, opened his mouth, and waited for the spider to fall into his mouth.
"Aoki, what are you doing?"
After Wang Xi arrived at Aoki's house, he happened to see this scene, and walked to Aoki's side in curiosity, looking at this fat man with a white face, doing something seemingly funny there.
"Ahh Yes... Ahh
Aoki saw that it was Wang Xi out of the corner of his eye, his open mouth was even bigger, and the corners of his eyes narrowed into a smile because of happiness, but because he had a long mouth and was worried that the spider would fall when he spoke, he could only speak "ahh
"With his mouth open, his eyes staring at the spider on the web, there is still saliva at the corner of his mouth, according to your kid's stupidity..."Wang Xi pinched his little chin with his hand, looked at Aoki's appearance and analyzed, paused, and suddenly realized: "You kid won't wait for the spider to run out of strength, and then automatically fall into your mouth!"
"Hmm... Hmm..."
Aoki listened, and immediately made a nasal "uh-huh" sound in response to Wang Xi.
Wang Xi saw that Aoki was really as he guessed, so he couldn't help but hold his forehead and was speechless, but after putting his hand down from his forehead, Wang Xi's eyes lit up, picked up a wooden stick on the ground, and then quickly swept the spider silk with the wooden stick.
Syllable!
The spider's silk broke, and the spider lost its grip and fell into Aoki's mouth without any resistance.