"Well, I've found it. After rummaging through the hut for a while, the sloppy uncle finally found a small leather suitcase with gray thicker than his face from a pile of miscellaneous items in the corner.

After wiping it, he walked to the door with the suitcase, looked at Su Ze, then looked at the box, and then asked a little reluctantly: "Boy, I'll ask you again." If you had a suit that you could wear and behave as usual, what would it be?"

Hearing this, Su Ze and Li Shasha both looked confused. In their opinion, this is simply a matter of fish and bear's paws, and it is not a Hollywood spy drama, how can you be handsome and flexible?

After a while, Su Ze felt that Uncle Sloppy didn't look like he was teasing himself, so he replied sincerely: "If there really is such a suit, then it should be...... Gentlemanly temperament. ”

Speaking of temperament, Su Ze's first reaction was actually aristocratic temperament, but when Li Shasha told the past of the "blue gentleman", the word "gentleman" appeared too frequently, so much so that he subconsciously replaced "noble" with "gentleman". Although, he didn't know what the difference was between a gentleman and a nobleman?

"Hmph, you're kind of funny. The sloppy uncle snorted softly, and then opened the suitcase in his hand in front of Su Ze and Li Shasha. There was only a square and neat stack of black cloth in the box, but if you looked closely, this seemingly ordinary black cloth still exuded a jewel-like luster.

Seeing that the two young men were attracted by the black cloth in the box, the uncle nodded with satisfaction and asked, "Do you know about the gold and silver silkworms?"

After many days, when he heard the word "gold and silver silkworm" again, Su Ze faintly felt familiar. The well-informed Li Shasha immediately asked: "Are you talking about the gold and silver silkworm with the gold ticket and the silver ticket?"

"That's right. The uncle nodded, staring at the black cloth in the box with the eyes of a lover, "The bank uses the silk of gold and silver silkworms as the raw material for the production of gold and silver tickets, and this question is difficult for the noble lady." However, only a few people in the world know that there are also mutations of gold and silver silkworms. That's right, this is the black yao cloth spun from the silk of the black pearl silkworm. ”

"Since you know the gold ticket and the silver ticket, you should know how resistant the cloth made of gold and silver silk is, resistant to burning, foaming, wrinkle, and tearing, and this black yao cloth not only has the above advantages, but also is more flexible than traditional cloth. Although there is no suit made of black yao cloth in this world, I can guarantee that the suit made from it will definitely suit you. ”

"Me?" looked at such a jeweled ...... For a country boy like Su Ze who has never seen much of the world, even if he has 15,000 gold coins on his body, he is afraid that he will not be able to pay for this set of clothes, so he suddenly asks in a panic: "How expensive is this?"

"I'll reward you!" I took out all the treasures at the bottom of the box, and this stupid boy in front of me didn't even praise it twice! For this customer who didn't know how to read people's faces and asked the price when he opened his mouth, the sloppy uncle was also very convinced, and immediately replied: "The gold and silver moths in the world may not be able to regenerate a black pearl, as long as there is no black pearl silkworm silk, this piece of black yao cloth is a priceless treasure! Even if someone takes the king's crown and scepter to exchange it with me, I will never change it!"

"Uh......" Su Ze is no matter how shallow he is, and he doesn't believe that fifteen thousand can buy the king's crown and scepter, so his little face collapsed, and he said in his heart that he was afraid that he had nothing to do with this cloth.

Compared with Su Ze, Li Shasha is too smart, even if she is in a bad mood, her brain circuit is countless times brighter than Su Ze's, and she immediately asked: "Boss, you are a viscount, you won't take out the baby and show it to the two juniors, right?"

"Hey, goblin girl. The last time you came, I knew that sooner or later I would have to break the bank on you. "The Kodai family's iconic red hair and red eyes are really rare in the territory of the Zex Empire, and it is not surprising that the sloppy uncle remembers Li Shasha. Speaking of this, he glanced at Su Ze again, and said angrily: "Why are you stunned, don't you come in yet?"

"Huh?" happiness came too suddenly, and Su Ze was completely unprepared.

"Ahh

After entering the house, the sloppy uncle closed the door, looked at Su Ze with a bewildered face, and said funny: "Your kid's skills are more beautiful than all the dragon knights I have ever seen, how can you become stupid when you encounter something?" If you hadn't met me, you wouldn't have seen Hei Yaobu in your life, and if you hadn't had a little girlfriend who was wholeheartedly devoted to you, you wouldn't have been able to wear my suit in your next life!"

"We ......" Su Ze subconsciously wanted to justify his relationship with Li Shasha, but the words stopped again. Looking at the closed wooden door, he also had his own thoughts: it doesn't matter, she shouldn't be able to hear.

The sloppy uncle was angry when he saw Su Ze's spitting appearance, and he didn't bother to ask him what he wanted to say, so he opened his mouth and said, "Take off your clothes." ”

"Oh. Su Ze honestly took off his robe outside.

"Keep taking it off!"

"Huh?" Su Ze looked at himself with only underwear left, hesitated for a moment, and then nodded in agreement: "Oh." ”

"Keep taking it off!"

"This ......" Su Ze was really anxious at this time, hugged his body and turned his back to the uncle, and protested: "I only have one pants left!"

"Then take off your pants!" "Usually tailor-made, how can there be any underwear to take off? This time, the sloppy uncle deliberately bullied Su Ze to be angry, so he should earn back Hei Yaobu's capital. So he shook the tape measure in his hand and pretended to explain professionally: "A suit is a kind of clothing that fits your body very well, if you don't measure your third leg, how can I cut your crotch?"

As soon as I heard this, Su Zexin said that it really made sense, and I was speechless! Then he took off his white pants and said even more twistedly: "I'm done taking it off, you can measure it quickly." ”

"Turn around!" said the sloppy uncle with a sloppy smile: "You shrunk like an earthworm, when I sell packaging bags, turn around quickly, and open my hands and feet, otherwise I will open the door!"

"Don't don't, don't!" Hearing the word "open the door", Su Ze was so frightened that he was struck by lightning, and quickly turned around and posed as the word "Tai", and at the same time closed his eyes tightly as if Jing Ke was possessed: "The wind is Xiao Xiaoxi...... Oh, hurry up and measure!"

Seeing a handsome guy with a poker face become like this, the sloppy uncle originally wanted to laugh at him. However, when he saw the countless hideous and terrifying scars on Su Ze's front from his chest to his lower abdomen, he seemed to instantly realize the suffering that this child had suffered, and the laughing worms in his head also disappeared.

"Okay, okay, open your eyes. It's all big men, don't look like virgins. The sloppy uncle picked up the pen and paper, and he didn't have anything to say, "At a young age, the size is not proportional to the age at all." I just said that you kid was lucky, but now it seems that that girl is also quite lucky. ”