It turns out that not every catastrophe has to be crossed? Wukong really hasn't heard such a statement. Vertices are updated the fastest

He thought for a moment and replied, "Isn't it the most detrimental thing that can soar in the first tribulation?"

Bajie said: "That's right, I'll make an analogy: a certain employee has mixed enough qualifications in the company, and they are all mixed into old fritters." Now he wanted to be promoted, and then he wrote an application report, and it happened that the boss was also very satisfied with him, so he signed it very happily. And another employee has also become an old fritter, and he also wants to be promoted, but unfortunately the boss is not very satisfied with his performance, so he rejected him. After a while, he applied again, and the boss was satisfied, and the application was successful. If the second application fails, you will have to wait for a while to continue applying. When he applied for the third time, the qualifications were already quite high, and the work experience was quite rich, even if the boss was still not very satisfied, he had to reluctantly agree. ”

Wukong said: "Then what if the boss doesn't agree all the time?"

First of all, this employee has passed three assessments, which shows that he is already quite familiar with the business, and at the same time he has served the company long enough, what reason does the boss have to refuse him?"

Goku asked, "What about a situation like me?"

Bajie said: "You are a special case. If it's in the Three Realms, then I'm sure you've become holy. For example, Erlang God, he encountered the Emperor Thunder of the Six Wild Emperors, who succeeded in crossing the tribulation at one time and finally achieved the holy throne. ”

Wukong said: "No, I'm a born saint, what else do I need to do?"

Bajie said disdainfully: "Your natural saint is self-appointed, it doesn't count." ”

Wukong said: "But I'm still the Monkey King!"

Bajie continued to disdain: "Your Monkey King is also self-appointed, so it doesn't count. ”

Wukong said: "Nonsense! I, the Monkey King, was sealed by the Jade Emperor and obtained the permission of the Heavenly Court, so why don't I count it?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, it was the Jade Emperor who fooled you back then, and you still have the face to say it! He also named you Bi Ma Wen, why didn't you mention this?"

Wukong said embarrassedly: "Okay, okay, let's not mention this." But I just want to ask, what is the difference between sanctification and godhood?"

Bajie said: "From ancient times to the present, there are as many gods as dogs, but only righteous gods who have reached the realm level can be called holy, I just say this, right?"

Wukong said: "It turns out that the threshold for sanctification is the domain level?"

Bajie said: "That's right, you see which one of those sanctifications is a little god? Erlang God is awesome enough, right? He only dares to call himself a little saint." ”

Wukong said: "According to what you said, the six saints of Meishan are also great gods?"

Bajie said: "I'm sorry! They are the same as you, they are self-appointed! By the way, there are also your group of fox friends and dogs, what Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King, Covering the Sea Great Sage Jiao Demon King, and Chaotian Great Sage Peng Demon King, all of them are self-proclaimed. ”

Ryoma interjected: "Is Erlang God very good? ”

This time, the roaring dog was not convinced, and he shouted: "Long Taoma, you underestimate my eldest brother too much! In fact, I tell you honestly, when Brother Monkey was in turmoil, my eldest brother didn't do his best. ”

Ryoma said: "Is there any evidence?"

The Roaring Sky Dog said: "At that time, Brother Monkey was berserk, was my eldest brother berserk? When my eldest brother went berserk, he still turned the heavens upside down, but that was many years ago. Just because he had a conflict with the Jade Emperor, as long as it was a task assigned by the Heavenly Court, he would never do it with his heart. ”

Ryoma said: "Since he is so powerful, why don't you dare to come with us to break into this other world?"

The Howling Sky Dog replied proudly: "My eldest brother is now a business predator, why should he take this risk? If it weren't for my father, I wouldn't want to come." ”

Wukong smiled: "That's it, that's it! Now that Erlang is a local tyrant, why do you want to accompany us to suffer this crime?"

When the Roaring Sky Dog heard Wukong praise Erlang God, he couldn't be happier. He said happily: "Yes, my eldest brother is a man, he is a tyrant." Maybe when he's in a beautiful mood, he'll give your team a million gold reward or something. ”

Bajie shouted: "Where is one million gold enough! At least twenty taels of silver must be added!"

Wukong said disdainfully: "Brother, as long as I complete the task of learning the scriptures, I will be paid eight million taels of gold." ”

Bajie hurriedly asked, "Brother Monkey, what about me, how much is my salary?"

Wukong said, "Yours, I didn't ask." ”

Hearing this, Bajie muttered: "No, next time you go back, you must ask the Bodhisattva." After more than ten years of hard work, and now they have all been taken to the other world, how can this reward be less?"

Wukong said: "What kind of salary are you talking about now, let's take care of the present first." Let's go!"

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Hearing the word 'departure', Ryoma's eyes rolled. He interjected and asked, "Brother Monkey, who has the final say in this team now?" ”

Bajie said: "That's right, why did we forget Daoji? Usually this guy's mouth is quite slippery, why don't you speak now?"

At this time, everyone remembered that Daoji was coming, and turned their heads to look at him together. If it is said that the eyes can kill, then the current Daoji has died hundreds of thousands of times.

However, our Mr. Daoji didn't care at all in the face of everyone's unkind eyes, he just said in a low and vicissitudes of life: "It is really disheartening to think that I have descended the dragon all my life, and I think that my martial arts and wisdom are not inferior to others, and I have practiced hard for endless years, but in the end I can't compare to a monkey who has only practiced for less than 700 years." That's it, that's it, I'd better go back to the mountains and forests, and be my idle clouds and wild cranes! Brothers, goodbye!" he turned around and left.

When Wukong heard Dao Ji say this, he was so angry in his heart!

He shouted angrily: "You want to leave after pretending to be forced? Where is it so easy! If you don't make your words clear today, I will have to beat you up!"

Dizzy, this time the monkey really turned his face! Dao Ji hurriedly changed his tone and said: "Brother Monkey, don't be angry first! Now that we have just come to the other world, the road ahead is inexplicably dangerous, but we must not engage in a nest fight!"

Wukong said: "Aren't you quite good just now? Why did I become your monkey brother again in the blink of an eye?"

Dao Ji said solemnly: "You have always been Brother Monkey, they all call you like this, why can't I call you like that?"

Wukong smiled: "You're not leaving now?"

Dao Ji said: "Let's go, of course we have to go! Now that the master is uncertain, we must not stop and move forward!"