Stannis lay on the bed, the simple hard bed made his neck hurt, but he couldn't do so much, he could only touch his belly and sigh.

Because it was really bad to be disgusted by those women, he climbed into bed without even eating dinner.

No, it should be said that he has not eaten a drop of water since he woke up from the crossing, and he didn't feel it because he was too excited before, but now that he has quieted down, these evil consequences have begun to appear.

The thunder of the fasting stomach echoed throughout the room, and if it weren't for the stone walls of these rooms, he doubted that the people of the castle would have thought there was an earthquake.

But after a whole day of farce, he no longer cares what those people think, there is not a single normal person under the entire earl, etc., could this earl be a madman himself?

He has begun to miss the days in the accounting firm, although he is bullied every day, he is always caught working overtime, he is scolded by customers on the phone, and his salary is not even able to raise a dog, and he has lived for twenty-five years without even a girlfriend, but he is still very happy......

After the last wail in his stomach, he finally couldn't stand it and was ready to let his subordinates prepare supper.

As for whether it will disturb their rest at such a late hour, whatever, he is a real lord now!

He cleared his throat and shouted, "Serve your master, people!"

After a while, there was a noise outside the door, as if a bunch of people were running around, and it was getting louder and louder.

It seems that as a city lord, his prestige is very high, and a single order can make so many subordinates carry out orders so selflessly. Stannis rekindled hope for life.

Something was wrong, though, because a whole bunch of people were starting to shout at the top of their voices, and there was no need to be so excited to prepare a supper, Stannis listened with bated breath.

"The witch is gone!"

"That evil woman is gone!"

Why, it turned out that the witch had run away! Stannis pouted in dissatisfaction, he didn't even bother to get up and move, these junk men were really, even an old woman couldn't look at it.

The sound outside the door was getting louder and louder, and it seemed to be getting closer and closer to the room.

"Did you find the witch?"

"I'd love to see her head to the lord's room!"

...... What a bunch of shit!Wait, coming to his room!Before Stannis could react, the door was slammed open, and before he could scream in fright, a dark figure leaped into the door, and then an arm around his neck.

Stanidon, who encountered this experience for the first time, was frightened and stupid, and he hurriedly subconsciously tried to push away the arm holding him with his hand, but found that it was clearly a slender arm, and it was as smooth as silk to the touch.

It's been a long time since Stannis has been in such intimate contact with a woman, and if it weren't for this situation, maybe he would have been proud for many days.

It was only then that the guards in the castle belatedly arrived under Korodov's leadership, and Bachelor Romon and Robert also appeared in the crowd with sleepy eyes.

"What's the matter, who has kidned the boss again?"

The word 'again' expressed endless bitterness, and Stannis swallowed for a moment, it seemed that the lord was indeed a high-risk profession.

"Let go, sir, you damned witch!" shouted Korodov, sword raised.

Witch? It was a witch who held him hostage? But Stannis clearly remembered that it was a wrinkled and small old woman, but what the hell was this white arm! He reluctantly turned his head to check the person behind him, but heard a young female voice say: "Don't move anymore, or I'll break your head!"

He was so frightened that he immediately stood still.

But if you taste it carefully, this female voice is gentle and crisp, just like enjoying it with the gentle wind power from Amsterdam, and the taste of a woman with such a beautiful voice must not be too bad.

"Tell these bitches to stand back!"

Stannis, who was still enjoying himself, immediately complied, and immediately shouted to his men, "You all heard this good man...... Oh no, the woman! Don't come any closer, I don't want to die!"

"Your Excellency, people are inherently mortal, so why can't they die with dignity!" Lady Romon sounded in a serious voice that was out of place.

Stannis nodded thoughtfully, "My scholar, what you said makes a lot of sense, and it makes me feel a lot. It's just that you're fucking here to swap places with me!"

The old man didn't hear him at all, and still said to the others: "Your Excellency, after your death, according to the prescribed law of succession, your title should be inherited by your distant cousin, Baron Dodoria, in order. ”

Hey, hey, don't talk to yourself about my afterlife!

"I'm against it!" Korodov said, holding up his hand.

Stannis almost cried out with emotion, but he didn't expect that this stupid big man was the most loyal to himself.

"Dodoria is a sissy, he is not fit to be a lord. I think Sir Johnny, the cousin of the adults, who is a major in the Imperial Army, should inherit the law. ”

Ha!!?

At this time, Robert spoke, he looked a little embarrassed, "Do you think I can be this earl, in fact, I and Stannis can be regarded as related, but I have been hiding it for twenty years, but now, I have to show my true identity as his illegitimate son!"

In my memory, you're bigger than me!

The three of them quarreled with each other, arguing with each other about their own candidates, completely forgetting what was happening in front of them.

"You are really a good lord, and your subordinates are more loyal than the other. The woman behind her couldn't help but speak, full of mockery.

Looking at these unscrupulous men, Stannis's only thought now was to stop them from being embarrassed, and even after his death, he didn't want to see these three living treasures look like foreign people.

"Hey, you guys, don't talk to yourself, I'm still alive!" he finally couldn't help but shout, but unusually, a powerful momentum poured out from his body and shook the audience.

Everyone fell silent, staring at him with fearful eyes, as if looking at an awakened monster.

What's the matter, Stannis looked around blankly, could it be the protagonist's own Wang Baqi?

"Sure enough, as rumored to be, the roar of the son of the dragon. The witch said slowly, "I'm going to get out of here and get out of the way for your men!"

"Hurry, make way for this woman!" said Stannis, flattering her.

But finally someone remembered to get down to business, and Korodov stood in front of them with a horizontal sword, "Don't think about leaving, I won't let a witch leave alive." ”

Stannis was shocked, now he was a fish to be slaughtered!

"Are you stupid big brains, I'm a hostage now!"

Korodov slowly raised his head, that look made people shudder, "I'm sorry, my lord, even if I lose your life, I will erase all the sins of the world." ”

This second burst of lines made Stannis doubt his ears, and he was so frightened that he was about to pee his pants.

It's over, it looks like I've just crossed over for a day, and I'm going to die here.

How can a one-day trip win the title of the world's most failed crossing?