Chapter 201: Discussion on Human Nature (4)
Hearing this, Wukong shouted happily: "Good kill! This kind of scum should have died a long time ago!"
Bajie said: "I also think it's good to kill." Unfortunately, the country has national law, and murder is a serious crime. Before the lovers could enjoy the sweetness of love, they were thrown into prison. ”
Xuanzang said: "Needless to say, in the end, this man took all the charges, just to save the woman's life." ”
Bajie Qi said: "Oh, I was actually guessed by the master." ”
Xuanzang said: "Then do you need to say that? According to your theory, men in love are also stupid." A stupid man like this can't even figure out how to destroy a corpse, so it's no wonder if he doesn't get caught. ”
Wukong Qi said: "Could it be that there is anything special about this corpse destruction? I can directly turn all traces into ashes." ”
Xuanzang said: "Of course you are exquisite, do you think those mortals are as powerful as you?"
Wukong said: "Then how many things does the master say to listen to?"
Xuanzang said: "This topic does not conform to the central idea of this article. Bajie, it's your turn. ”
Bajie said: "Well, it's the first time I've heard of the idea that men in love are stupid, and it seems that Master has a deep understanding of it." ”
Xuanzang sighed: "Experience a fart! The understanding of the teacher is no worse than yours!"
Bajie said: "Yo! It turns out that Master is also a piece of material for studying the psychology of love." ”
Xuanzang said: "Don't be poor, hurry up and tell the story! I feel that this story can really touch me." ”
Bajie immediately turned back to the topic and said: "This woman also wants to sacrifice herself to save her lover, so she said that she did the murder alone." However, her confession was not accepted by the county order that tried the case. ”
Wujing said: "According to the world's saying, this is a pair of adulterers and adulteresses, conspiring to kill their husbands. Why didn't the county magistrate convict them of the same crime?"
Bajie said: "Because their confessions are completely inconsistent." If a collusion is convicted, it will not be reviewed by the higher-level yamen. This county magistrate is also a man with brains, and he won't make trouble for himself. The woman saw that her lover's life was in danger, so she decided to seduce the county order, but unfortunately failed. ”
Wujing nodded and said, "This county commander is indeed a smart person. ”
Bajie said: "But he was also moved by this woman's behavior. However, people's lives were at stake, and he didn't dare to release people easily with a small county order, so he reported the case to the higher level of yamen. ”
Wujing said: "This is useless, even if it is reported, it is still intentional homicide." According to the law of mortals, murder is a matter of life. ”
Bajie said: "Murder should indeed pay for life, but it depends on how the report is written." This county order is from the top of the gold list, and he has been in the officialdom for many years, so it is also a matter of effort to play a word game that avoids the important and trivial. ”
Wujing was puzzled: "Killing is killing, how can you avoid the important and light?"
Xuanzang said: "Isn't that simple? First of all, let's start with this little gangster and investigate his various bad deeds. This guy has a bad track record, and it is easy to draw conclusions from the investigation. It would be even better if we could find out what heinous things this guy had done. He then describes in detail how he persecuted the killer at the scene of the crime, causing the killer to become emotional and overreact. If it can be proved that the murder weapon was not a murderer, but a gangster, then it is entirely possible that this case will be judged as legitimate defense, and the big deal is that it is just an excessive defense, which is not a capital crime. ”
A few words were so clear and dumbfounded!
Wukong laughed and said, "Senior Brother Sha, have you forgotten? Our master is a great detective of Prajnapolo!"
Bajie said: "Alas, when it comes to love psychology, I am the best, but when it comes to this case judgment and reasoning, I can only bow to the wind." Master guessed all the results!"
Xuanzang said: "What I just mentioned is just a little skin, and there is a lot of knowledge here." ”
Bajie said: "Actually, the master has almost said everything that should be said, and this story is nearing the end. After the report was sent, it was reported layer by layer, and finally it alarmed the emperor of that country. The emperor issued a holy decree, not only pardoned the murderer's guilt, but even rewarded a thousand taels of silver, and the two got married immediately, and finally became a well-known heaven-sent relationship. ”
Xuanzang sighed: "It seems that love is indeed a serious and esoteric science. After listening to these three stories today, I feel that I have lived to a dog for the past 30 years. ”
Wukong said: "I have lived to a dog for more than a thousand years!"
Wujing said: "I have lived to a dog for thousands of years!"
Ryoma said: "Thousands of years +1." ”
Bajie said: "Master, Brother Monkey, you two must not be presumptuous. When it comes to understanding human nature, you are no worse than me, and the only thing that is inferior is only systematic theoretical knowledge. Why don't I take the time to train you?"
Wukong immediately refused: "Don't! Your set of tastes is too heavy, I'd better follow my own routine." ”
Xuanzang also said: "The Tao is not the same, I have my own understanding!"
Ryoma said cheekily: "Second senior brother, teach me." ”
Bajie said: "No way! you still wanted to kick me just now." ”
Ryoma said: "It's not that I didn't kick it, you have a lot of adults!"
Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, you can't learn this if you don't have enough understanding, otherwise you will get into trouble." If you really want to learn, I'll click you first. ”
Forget it, it's more important to keep the roots, and Ryoma immediately dispelled the idea of delving into the psychology of love.
Bajie asked, "Now that the story has been told, which story do you think is the most meaningful?"
Ryoma said: "I chose the second story, because this story is the closest to reality, and I have a sense of substitution after listening to it." ”
Wukong said: "I like the first story the most because it's a comedic story. ”
Wujing said: "Brother Monkey, in fact, these three are all comedy stories. ”
Wujing said: "If I had to choose, I think the first two stories are quite good, and it is difficult to choose the favorite one among them." As for the third story, it seems paradoxical everywhere, and I really don't understand it. ”
Xuanzang said: "I think the third story is the most interesting. This story portrays the word 'love' vividly and vividly. I don't really understand it, but I think it's a good story. ”
Ryoma said: "The third story is not bad, but the ending seems a little unnatural. ”
Bajie asked, "Why is it unnatural?"
Ryoma said: "You said that they were so coincidental that they met a Qing official all of a sudden? Why didn't I meet a Qing official when I was sentenced to death?"
Bajie smiled: "Although you haven't met a Qing official, you have met a Bodhisattva." Besides, Master and Brother Monkey both like comedy, so this county order must be a Qing official. ”
Wujing said: "Oh, don't say it, don't say it, I'm hungry! Senior brother, can you go find something to eat?"
Bajie said: "Yes, my stomach is also hungry, so it's important to eat!"
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To the southwest, more than 3,000 miles away from the scripture learning team, a large mountain stands majestically, from above the mountainside, completely shrouded in black clouds like splashing ink. Because this mountain is very treacherous, it is called the mountain of forgetting to return.
At this time, the fleeing demon king was quickly flying through the thick black clouds and flying towards the top of the mountain.
The top of the mountain is very open, as if it has been cut horizontally, and it is as smooth as a mirror.
Flying to the top of the mountain, the demon king looked back at the black mist churning like waves on the side of the mountain, and then stepped forward with a respectful attitude. And in front of him was a magnificent palace that exuded infinite majesty.
Although this palace is not covered by black fog, it still looks very gloomy and low, full of black tones.
Under the steps in front of the temple gate, there stood a young man with a strange face, and to his left and right, stood eight demon guards armed to the teeth.
The young man looked at the dragon who was slowly approaching the temple door, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl slightly.
Of course, Qiu Long also saw the young man. Walking closer, Qiu Long said: "Senior brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's your turn to be on duty again today?"
The young man said: "Thirteenth Senior Brother, don't come unharmed, I think he has made a windfall recently, right?"
The demon king Qiu Long said: "Anyway, whatever answer you want, I can satisfy you." ”
The young man said, "That's a loss!"
The demon king's face remained unchanged, and he said directly: "It's up to you." ”
In fact, young people also look at the demon king unpleasantly. Seeing that the demon king didn't want to deal with him, he smiled wickedly and asked, "Isn't it time yet, why did you come back?"
Qiu Long said: "I'm here to see the Demon Ancestor." ”
The young man sneered and said, "Seeing the Demon Ancestor, you should know the rules of his old man, right?"
Qiu Long said: "I know, 300,000 taels of gold." ”
The young man stretched out his hand and asked, "Where is the money?"
Qiu Long said: "My head office was smashed, the ground was burned, and there was no money." ”
The young man said, "No money, no money, you dare to say that you want to see the Demon Ancestor?"
Qiu Long said: "Although I have no money, I have brought back a precious news, and I ask my junior brother to spread it." ”
The young man said, "Are you sure your news is worth the price?"
Qiu Long said: "Senior brother, whether my news can be worth this price is my business, as for whether you go to spread it or not, that's your business." ”
The young man looked at him seriously and said, "I hope your news can satisfy the master, otherwise you will get into a big disaster." ”
With that, he turned and went inside.
After a short time, an order came out, ordering the dragon to enter and see.
In the main hall, the light was dim, the Red Flame Demon Ancestor sat alone on the throne, and there was no one else, and the entire hall seemed unusually deserted.
As soon as he saw Qiu Long come in, he greeted him warmly: "Oh, my dear apprentice, have you come back to give me money?"
Qiu Long replied: "Master, my hall entrance was smashed, and now it is bankrupt. ”
Demon Ancestor said: "If you go bankrupt, then you have no money?"
Qiu Long said: "It's gone, it's nothing." ”
The Demon Ancestor deliberately changed his face and asked, "Since there is nothing left, do you dare to come back to see me?" Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"
Qiu Long said: "But I brought back a piece of news, this news is priceless!"
This was the first reaction of the Demon Ancestor: This kid shouldn't be poor and crazy, right?
So he asked curiously, "What news is so valuable?"
Qiu Long said: "Master, it was Tang Seng's second apprentice who smashed my field, Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie. ”
Tang Seng! This is a fragrant dumpling! The Demon Ancestor was immediately interested, and he asked happily, "Is it really Tang Seng?"
Qiu Long replied respectfully: "It's really Tang Seng! I smell his breath, it's very holy, it's definitely his fault!"
Demon Ancestor said: "Ah, Tang Seng, his eldest apprentice is Sun Monkey." ”
Qiu Long said: "The disciple's strength is low, and he is not their opponent. ”
Demon Ancestor said, "Then do you want to defeat that Sun Monkey?"
Qiu Long said: "The disciple doesn't dare to think about it. ”
Demon Ancestor smiled: "His grandson monkey is not invincible in the world, why can't he think about it?"
Qiu Long said: "At least he is much better than me." ”
Demon Ancestor said, "What if I can make you defeat him?"
Qiu Long raised his head violently and asked in a lost voice, "How is it possible!"
The Demon Ancestor smiled again and said, "Are you questioning me?"
Qiu Long, who was well versed in the character of the Demon Ancestor, was suddenly startled, and quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Master, please calm your anger!
Demon Ancestor said, "You haven't answered my question just now. ”
Qiu Long didn't hesitate any longer, and said in a loud voice: "Yes! I want to dream of it!"
The Demon Ancestor nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's not difficult for you to defeat him, but you have to promise me one condition." ”
Qiu Long said sincerely: "Master, as long as it is something that can be done by an apprentice, let alone a condition, even if it is a hundred or a thousand conditions, I have agreed." ”