Chapter 2 Let's Fight! Morning Reading and Breakfast!
【(1)】About three divisions
As a self-proclaimed academy with clear objectives and a true ability to meet the requirements of the all-round development of its students, Enriment has divided the academy into three divisions, namely the theoretical department, the technical department, and the combat department, according to the "Criteria for Distinguishing Racial Talents".
The distinction is actually quite simple.
Warhead: Learn how to hit people;
Theory Department: It's not okay to hit people, so learn how to open your eyes and talk blindly;
Technical Department: Learn how to make "opening your eyes and talking nonsense" a beating skill.
——From "Enriment Gossip Tabloid Study"
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This division gives the impression that the latter two faculties are of little use, and in fact – really – of little use...... No, it's that their generality is generally not high across the continent, so much so that most people are not very enthusiastic about these two faculties, which leads to certain misunderstandings......
However, it is precisely this misunderstanding that leads to the fact that nine of the ten new students at the Anlimont Academy are interested in the combat department, and one is interested in the theory department—so from this point of view, why does the technical department still exist? Moreover, the theory department seems to be the most useless.
The answer to the first question is that, first of all, most people do have some misunderstandings, and in addition, there is a thing called school transfer.
The answer to the second question is that some people are good at using their hands and some are good at using their mouths, and there are not so many "geniuses" who can use both hands and mouths and are willing to put in more effort than others.
That is, geniuses and fools are relatively rare.
However, although the evaluation on the mainland is a bit exaggerated, in fact, the technical department has not made any contribution for decades, and it can really be said that it is "useless", but the incompetence of "usefulness" is not the most important factor that students in the college will consider - they don't want to choose these two departments The main factor is that the theoretical department and the technical department -
Read early in the morning.
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【(2)】Nursery rhymes and square dances
The Early Reading Spaces of the Theory and Technical Departments are arranged in the school building – classrooms are divided according to the grade level and class.
Very early on, there was a voice in these classrooms – the morning reading had begun.
Theresa Goldfinch was among those who read early, standing in an empty area of the classroom compared to the rest of the room—unconsciously given up by her classmates to hide from her. She didn't make a sound, she didn't even bother to do the action of "moving her mouth" to cover up, she just had a cold face, and there was a touch of grievance on her indifferent face that was extremely difficult to detect.
The meaning of that kind of grievance is not so much what kind of "inhuman" treatment you are suffering, but what disgusting things you are enduring are.
All it takes is a glance at the classroom.
"Ahh
"Basic Theory ...... Prostatec"
The content of the morning reading is self-determined, so it can be said that everything from poetry recitations to literary works, from literary works to theoretical works, even includes...... Nursery rhyme.
"I had a goldfish the day before yesterday babbling and babbling......," one of the members of the bird clan sang loudly—not so much singing as screaming.
Not only the goldfinch, but the other students also had a black face and retreated—it was probably the most "empty" place except for where the goldfinch was.
Can this be endured?—— why should you endure it?
The "thoughts" in the Sparrow's mind flashed away - the answer was extremely clear that she was going to beat someone. But then, she only took a deep breath, pulled her neck stiffly and slowly, tilted her head to the side, and slowly released her fist-clenched hand.
Then his eyes fell on another place-
Another great member of the Bird Clan, now stretching his waist, dancing to the rhythm that did not match the environment, looking at the movements, obviously—it was still a square dance.
As if sensing that someone was paying attention to him, he turned his head and made eye contact with the Plantage, about to throw a wink—but the man stiffened, for he saw the object clearly—and at once!
Click.
However, it was too late.
The finch that had already loosened his fist clenched instantly.
Knock ——!
This is probably the ...... I don't know if it's the first person who was thrown out of the goldfinch for reading early in the classroom in an "improper way".
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[(3)] Morning reading is a grand occasion
This was the grand occasion of the morning reading—the goldfinch twisted his wrist and took a deep breath to calm the anger that had just erupted, but the expression of nausea on his face was even more obvious.
Most of the students in the Theory Department were not originally intended, but were transferred, and only about one-tenth of the people who came to this department voluntarily - Goldfinch's combat power seemed to be evidence that she had originally chosen a warhead, but in fact, she was one of those tenths.
However, she doesn't like early reading, and the direct reason is that she is not happy to face this group of demons dancing like early reading.
Not rapping nursery rhymes and square dancing, playing chess, catching up on sleep – these are too many people to do other things.
No professor cares, just kidding—the professor never comes to the classroom so early because of early reading—that early reading becomes a "form of punishment" for students.
And according to the counselor, early reading should be the liberation of nature, the greatest desire for knowledge acquisition, and with encouragement, it has evolved to this point-
A bunch of idiots.
In this case, the object of the uncontrollable anger released by the goldfinch was only to see who was more excessive-at this time, and at this time, the excesses were only to a degree, especially after what had just happened, and she decided not to bear it anymore-
"Jolina. The veins on the bringage's forehead jumped, and her sharp eyes lit up amazingly, and she pointed sharply at the girl in the corner not far behind her.
The fiery red hair, the ears, the tail, the poor crying book in the hand, the words - the expression can be said to be very serious.
"Wheat porridge, purple sweet potato soup, pumpkin pie, golden cake ......"
"Matcha pudding, red bean sorbet, fresh fruit salad, ......"
"Orange Cake ......"
"Teresa, you called me?!"
Bang——!
A book slammed into the face of the girl named Jolina.
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【(4)】Jolina of the Red Fox Clan (I)
Jolina is from the Red Fox Clan, and as a member of it, Jolina has inherited the Red Fox Clan's shiny red hair, ears, and fluffy tail.
And there are a pair of brown eyes that are smart and energetic.
It's a pity......
It was assumed that Jolina from the Red Fox Clan should go to the Tech Department.
After all, cooking is also a technique -
Jolina has few hobbies and doesn't seem to have any pursuits in her studies – the only thing that is certain is about eating.
She eats some snacks when she gets up in the morning, goes to the cafeteria after reading in the morning, goes to the lunch after the first class in the morning, eats lunch after the second class, and has a good afternoon tea in the afternoon, and then touches the canteen after class, and the evening supper is essential.
She has two things to envy,
The first is her ability to report the menu;
The second is that she can't get fat at all.
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【(5)】Jolina of the Red Fox Clan (II)
"Babbling——!" Jolina screamed in pain when she was hit in the face by the book thrown by the goldfinch, she grabbed the book, distanced herself from the book, and rubbed her nose, complaining, "Hitting people doesn't hit their face-"
"You don't need a face. The Goldfinch said indifferently at her.
Obviously, after the action just now, I thought that there was no need to continue to be patient.
Jolina is the roommate that Goldfinch "confirmed" after changing roommates dozens of times - a fact that itself can show its face in the "Enrimon Gossip Tabloid".
"Although I said so...... Qiao Lina didn't deny it, and whispered, a little aggrieved.
But such a tone is of no use to the goldfinch.
Seeing this, Qiao Lina lowered her head and thought for a while before raising her head, her expression became a little serious - the student who saw this scene next to her imagined that perhaps this girl who had no other ideas in her eyes than food could no longer stand the moody goldfinch at this time, and decided to fight back.
So they looked at Jolina expectantly.
Jolina lived up to expectations and spoke—
"Teresa, what are we going to eat in the cafeteria?"
“......”
So even after being slapped in the face, are you still thinking about eating?!
The Plantageng seemed to ignore Jolina's intentions, but tacitly acquiesced in her sneaky approach to her.
"Hey, let's sneak out, there's a lot of people later—" Jolina whispered—probably because of her seriousness.
If you are caught by someone in the student department if you study early and leave early, the end will be a bit bleak.
However, Jolina knew that the goldfinch didn't care about that, so she made such a bold proposal.
Hearing this, the goldfinch paused, and sure enough, he did not refuse her offer, but just snorted coldly at Jolina, and walked out of the classroom. "Ah, thank you for Teresa—keep reading, but stay away from her next time. Jolina bent the corners of her mouth with joy, followed the goldfinch, and after taking two steps, she remembered something, raised the book in her hand that had been smashed by the goldfinch, and stretched out her hand,
He handed it to a glazed-eyed student not far from where the Golden Finch had been.
The student was in tears.
He doesn't read a book?
And what's your expression?
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[(6)] It's like a battlefield
Goldfinch and Jolina found their place in the cafeteria before the "army" attacked.
The canteen is very large - Anlimont College has built a very large canteen because of the needs of accommodating students, but there are many students, even if
There are several entrances to the cafeteria, and when almost all the people in the school pour into the cafeteria at the first time, it is indeed enough to choke -
Bang!
Rumble——!
"The cafeteria after morning reading at Amlimond College" - this phrase is often used in peacetime to juxtapose with war scenes, and has a long time
For a while, professors also used this place as an observation point to give students a sense of the battlefield.
It's not bad.
Jolina and the Plantagenet felt the crowd rushing and calmed down.
"Ahhh
"it, it, don't stop me!" a student behind him was overtaken and his eyes were red.
......
"I feel that the porridge cooked today is just the right thickness!" Qiao Lina took a bite of the porridge and felt extremely happy.
"Get out of the way of Lao Tzu——! a certain student is already going crazy.
......
"Perfect!" Jolina praised.
"Poisonous, hey——!" another scream rang out behind him.
......
"Hehe, you're leaving early again - how many times this month?" Jolina was about to let out the next sigh when her ears suddenly rang
A cool voice.