Chapter 22: Laura goes mad

Although S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hostility towards Charles is unexpectedly high, but the current Charles doesn't know this, and even if he knows, he won't care, the only thing he may care about is actually the subsidiary document in the Laura file, S.H.I.E.L.D. You don't respect the son of the plane too much.

But these are not the problems to deal with now, what needs to be dealt with now is Captain America's doubts, Charles's way of dealing with it is not to explain, I just teach how to drop.

Then he began to push Rogers to let him go, on the grounds that he was about to teach Laura kung fu and did not allow outsiders to be present to watch. Captain America was pushed or "kindly" reminded Charles that there was a stake in the boxing match just now, and when Charles lost so tomorrow's workout needed to be doubled, Charles began to kick him away with his feet.

Rogers didn't give up before leaving: "Although your kung fu is very handsome, but the attack power is still too weak, if you have time, learn boxing, if you come to fight boxing with me, the bet can be canceled." ”

Charles rolled his eyes, and made a bet, I will only run one step a day from today onwards, and it will only be two steps to double the bet, you can threaten me before because I don't want to lose face in front of Laura, and now Laura has been a fan of my kung fu, do you know?

Do you know what a fan is? It's what I say, she believes what I say, I say I can't exercise, she can say that I worked so hard before, you know, this is a fan.

Pushed Rogers out of the door with force, shut Captain America out of the door with a "snap", turned back to Laura and said, "Let's go, let's learn kung fu." While walking, he proudly posed a handsome pose of Huang Feihong, "Chinese kung fu, praise!"

At this time, Joanna followed up and said directly to Charles: "Rogers is the famous Captain America, you know, right?"

After seeing Charles nodding slightly in response to himself, he said: "Although I don't know why Captain America has survived from World War II to the present, Captain America has been active on the battlefield since World War II by virtue of his fighting skills, and his suggestion still needs to be considered." Laura is just a little girl, is it really good to practice your kung fu?"

Charles looked at Joanna suspiciously, this question Rogers asked it and said, don't you know if you live here every day?

But after thinking about it, it is true that after Joanna came here, Laura has never shown abnormalities in the house, either listening to music or playing games every day, nor maintaining her claws like a samurai maintains weapons, at most showing some maturity that little girls do not have, but it is also reasonable to watch Charles teach Laura to deceive people every day, and other times she is a quiet little girl.

When Joanna was caught, Laura destroyed it on the second floor, Charles fought with Joanna on the first floor, and after the fight, he received the requiem charm, and he didn't see Laura's "great achievements" that time, and he missed the opportunity to find Laura's abnormality, and Joanna didn't go out with Laura to "exorcism" at other times.

After thinking about this, Charles won't explain, can he tell Joanna that the three people in the house just now, no matter whether you like Captain America Rogers or can casually beat your exorcist Charles, can't beat the little girl Laura you are still worried about!

When he got upstairs, Charles found that he didn't have any cheats at all, and the cheats were all stored in the electronic version of the system, so why did he go upstairs? But he couldn't be embarrassed, Laura and Joanna were looking at him.

After looking around, he turned around and told Laura in a normal tone: "There is no suitable place for practicing here, let's go to the living room." ”

After returning to the living room with Laura and Joanna, who had been floating, Charles called up the cheats stored in the system.

Previously, in order to prevent Laura and Joanna from seeing the subtitles in their eyeballs, the screen in the right eye was turned off in the system settings, and then the left eye was closed, and only the right eye was open to look at Laura (Joanna had to ignore it when she had Laura).

Looking at the clear screen in his left eye, and looking at the world in his right eye, he found that he could teach Laura to practice while looking at the cheats, and he would not be discovered by others about the vision in his eyes.

"Is this what you have to do to practice?" asked Laura as she watched Charles open one eye and close the other, making Charles look very curious.

"No, it's just that my memory is better this way. Charles explained why he turned a blind eye, but the reason was made up, although in the eyes of those who did not know, Charles did have a great memory when he opened one eye and closed one eye.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, I'll talk about the kung fu you want to learn first. Charles felt that he had deceived people to the realm of incarnation, but after deceiving people, especially Laura, he was a little ashamed and turned away from the topic of his eyes.

"This kung fu belongs to light skills, the name is "Walking on the Moon", and it is a martial art used by the king of stealing kings who likes to steal things at night. After this kung fu is completed, it can look like it is flying across the sky, and when people stand on the ground and look at that person, the moon seems to be at his feet, so it is called "Walking on the Moon". Charles opened his mouth to introduce "Treading the Moon", his tone was full of envy and hope, stepping on the moon and leaving a fragrance, when can I be so handsome.

"The last time you said that there was a fruit that can turn people into people who are full of fire, and now you say that you can fly with your kung fu, although you are indeed very flexible just now, but flying still violates the gravitational pull of the earth. After listening to Charles's words, Laura felt that her IQ was a little humiliated, and her IQ began to go online, reminding Charles, don't exaggerate anymore, you are a liar, we all know this fact.

"Laura, I'm really not exaggerating. Charles is a little frustrated, what to do now, Laura has been out of the state of being a fan girl, and Charles can't explain that he is not exaggerating, if he really explains it clearly, Laura will know that he has been lying to her, which is not what Charles is willing to accept.

"Okay, let's practice directly, the start of light gong needs internal strength to provide motivation, I will first teach you the secret of Chinese kung fu: internal strength "I Ching Tendon". Charles decided to speak with facts and directly began to teach internal skills, as long as Laura practiced magical internal skills, he would naturally believe that he could fly after practicing light skills.

Speaking of practice, Laura was taught by Charles to pose the practice posture of "I Ching Tendons", and Charles slowly told Laura how to exercise and how to sense the true qi in the body.

After a while, I saw Laura's eyes suddenly light up, and she seemed to feel something, but immediately her face turned red and she closed her mouth tightly.

When Charles saw this situation, he realized what was happening, and waited nervously for a while, then saw Laura open her mouth, spit out a mouthful of blood and asked, "Will this kung fu get hurt when you start practicing?"