Chapter 185: The Kikube Incident
Xia Ye didn't understand why Xiong Liu called him the master, in his current memory fragments, there was no picture of him being an official, except for the impressive woman, there were not even a few passers-by.
But does it matter?
Unimportant!
The other party's respectful attitude and actions have greatly satisfied his pretending to be **, which is enough. How to put it, no matter how much a person's soul changes, the deepest things will not change. The deepest part of Xia Ye's soul is a circle, and all the comparisons want to be round.
"Young man has a future, and whoever believes in me has eternal life. "Even if you don't have a memory, you have to pretend to be just right and convincing.
"Thank you, Lord Juggernaut!"
Xia Ye just said it casually, but Xiong Liu took it seriously, this is the promise of the master, with this sentence, he can go sideways on the territory of the demon undead in the future.
Xiong Da Xiong Er is called an envy, I didn't expect this kid to get it first, but it doesn't matter, when the news that they are the master mount spreads, they can also go sideways.
You don't look at the pet that dominates, it is also the belief of the little demon family, Harry, who is funny, all the big guys in the entire demon world are not messed with by him, and they are not still alive and moisturized.
They were already determined to follow Natsuba, and the mount was mounted.
Regardless of what the two little devils thought for the time being, when a few people were chatting, the scolding war was still going on, and the two parties seemed to be not tired, and the more they scolded, the more excited they became. Turning over and over just a few words, he didn't greet his family, he just said that the other party was rubbish.
Xia Ye had a toothache when he heard it, and the sound of grinding his teeth was really terrifying, like entering a rat's nest.
"Can you understand what they're scolding?"
Although Xia Ye's memory is sealed, the language of the two worlds can be understood, as if it is engraved in his soul. Both sides scolded the same thing, but with different syllables, and it was easy to tell that they were different languages.
Xiong Liu didn't think about it and said directly: "I don't understand!"
"Then you scold a hammer, don't be too tired!" Xia Ye couldn't understand the brain circuits of these two people.
"The scolding war is about a momentum, what if you don't understand it, anyway, it's just those few words, just think about it, you can understand it, you must not lose in momentum!" Xiong Liu's demeanor as a general seemed to be commanding a super battle.
"Forehead ......."
What else can Natsuba say, it's simply sick.
Looking at the scolding of the two parties, Xia Ye's cheap character in his bones was also hooked, what kind of chivalrous demeanor for the country and the people, while playing.
"I'll teach you a way to scold people that they can definitely understand, and you don't get tired, the momentum is definitely enough. ”
"Little ones, don't scold yet, Lord Juggernaut wants to teach us the art of scolding, all learn it hard!" Xiong Liu is now planning to follow Xia Ye, and he will clap his ass and call it a smooth slip.
"Don't be so nervous, it's simple. ”
Looking at the eyes of tens of thousands of demons with a little reverence in fear, Xia Ye's whole person floated, thief Jier Shuang!
"First make fists with both hands, and stretch out your paws and hooves without hands, and then put your middle fingers up, and stretch out any one of your four fingers and two fingers. Make the gesture to the other person and look up and squint. ”
That's right, Xia Ye teaches international gestures, no, it should be said that it is a universal gesture, the middle finger! No matter what kind of world it uses, it can easily express what he should mean, and it instantly makes people inexplicably angry.
Tens of thousands of demons raised their middle fingers at the same time, the scene was absolutely spectacular, and the momentum was not bad at all, and the neat and uniform middle fingers could be said to be as imposing as a rainbow!
As soon as the demon side suddenly made such a move, the orc side was instantly stunned, looking at the contemptuous eyes, the raised middle finger, and the vulgar words that came to the mouth couldn't be spoken~!
Why didn't Natsu Ye, who has no memory, teach orcs the middle finger, obviously orcs are more like good people than demons, and they don't have a terrifying and violent demonic aura.
There is no other reason, Xia Ye doesn't know why, he is inexplicably unhappy with the orc race, and he is instinctively unhappy, and he doesn't even notice it.
However, the vertical middle finger can become universal in the world because of his simplicity and rudeness, and it is easy to trouble.
After the leader of the orc patrol reacted, he learned this simple and crude magic skill at a glance, so the orcs also began to raise the middle finger collectively.
Tens of thousands of demonic beasts, orcs and giant beasts, from the noisy scolding, to the silent middle finger, the scene is quiet and terrifying, the needle drop can be heard, it is simply poisonous.
Xia Ye watched it with relish at first, and tens of thousands of people collectively raised their middle fingers, who has ever seen this kind of situation! And then after a while, it won't work.
This group of guys is so poisonous, they are worthy of carefully selected soldiers, their perseverance is stronger than the other, and after making good gestures, they really just stand there without moving, and they don't even move the fart, like a group of statues.
A group of "statues" are gesturing here, who can look at this thing.
Xia Ye couldn't help but fantasize in his heart that it would be interesting if a few people died on both sides suddenly, and then they would fight.
Originally, it didn't matter if he thought about it like this, but he ignored the Kaos around him, or he didn't know what power was!
There is no doubt that Kaos's passive ability is back in effect and has taken a strange direction.
The fart spirit demon who had endured the fart before and was also the origin of the scolding war suddenly couldn't help it, and an earth-shattering fart exploded around like a bomb! For a while, the yellow mist was shrouded, and the surroundings were covered with farts.
The demon who was close was almost smoked, even if it was Xia Ye, who had no five senses, he felt inexplicably diaphragm, which showed the power of this fart!
This is not the most important thing, the most important and the most deplorable thing is that an orc was frightened by this fart, and the blood flowed backwards, and he actually burped directly!
There's no need to wash it, your demon did it first, everyone is dead, this is a real hammer!
The orcs themselves have a violent personality, and after scolding for so long and the death of their companions, their anger was instantly ignited, burning their minds, and whatever the peace contract boss ordered, they all went to the special, and even a few went berserk directly.
"Damn the devil is too deceitful, brothers, kill this bunch of garbage for me!"
The orc took action directly, caught the demon off guard, and suffered a small loss.
Xiong Liuyi saw that this was okay, the masters were here, he couldn't be cowardly, it didn't matter who was right or wrong, what did the demon fear.
Because of a fart, the two sides began to scold and fight, and also because of a fart, the two sides began to fight. This battle directly led to a full-scale war between orcs and demons, and indirectly led to a continent-wide reshuffle war. Later generations called this series of events the "Kikube Incident", a full-scale war triggered by fart.
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