Chapter 50: Have You Eaten This Master?
Along the way, Chen Mo was panicked and always felt that something was going to happen.
waved his hand to greet him, and looked at Chen Mo in confusion, not knowing what Chen Mo was going to do.
"Chief, what are you going to do?" he said weakly looking at Chen Mo.
"No, I don't. Chen Mo looked at it with disdain, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
"Say, you wait and bring a few familiar people, go to the back and walk slowly, I always feel that someone is peeping on us, you should be alert. Chen Mo said quietly.
"Uh-huh, got it, Chief. He nodded, pretended to have nothing to do, came to the back of the team, called him a few friends, and quietly slowed down.
As soon as noon passed, Chen Mo felt that the wind that was heading to the tribe should have come back to greet him, why was it almost a day, and there was no movement? This is not the character of the wind.
The character of the wind is fiery and impatient, and he is very fast, and he is also short-tempered and prone to madness. When he went crazy, Chen Mo was scared.
The wind trotted all the way, and if there were no accidents, I could get to the tribe yesterday afternoon, and then rest again, and then return at noon today. This was planned by Chen Mo in his heart.
But why hasn't he come back yet? Could it be that something has happened to the tribe? Or is the wind really drifting away on the road?
Is it because ......
I'm going, I'm warts out of my head. I didn't tell him, I just asked him to go back to report his safety, let Pi prepare to welcome the newcomer, and let Jing prepare to burn bricks to build a house, but I didn't let him come back with some Tianshen salt after he went back.
You say I'm a brain...... Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh. He is handsome, and his brain is stupid.
That's not right, Pi will definitely send someone to meet him! Forget it, let the person go back and report the news. Chen Mo thought.
"Hey, laugh, come on!" Chen Mo made a face that he felt was very kind, and waved at Xiaoxiao.
"Don't go, I'm afraid. Smiled at Chen Mo with an obscene face, covered his buttocks and said.
"Are you okay with your ass?" Chen Mo looked up and down and smiled.
"I don't know, I don't know if Changlong's herbs work. Laughed and rubbed his buttocks, and answered truthfully.
"Does that still hurt?" Chen Mo asked with concern.
"Well, my ass still hurts a little! He laughed and thought for a long time before replying.
"It's good that your ass doesn't hurt!So, can your ass be used today?" Chen Mo was full of anticipation.
"Chief, chief, what are you going to do?!Believe it or not, I told me Father, what do you want about me!" Laughing and running away, he asked loudly.
The people around heard the laughter and shouted loudly, and they all turned their heads and looked at Chen Mo with strange eyes.
This new chief has a lot of taste! Half of the new people thought of it in some way.
Chen Mo's face turned pale. glared and smiled, and then hooked his hands: "Come, labor and management have something to do with you!"
After laughing for a while, he felt that in broad daylight, the chief would definitely not dare to drip himself, so he walked into Chen Mo vigilantly.
"What are you going to do, Chief? I'll tell you, even though you're a chief, I'm not going to give in. I'd rather die than give in, I have a mother-in-law. Laughing and covering his buttocks, he said firmly.
“...... I'm worried about the safety of the tribe, if your ass doesn't hurt, run back to the labor and management to take a look, and then hurry up and bring some salt and come back to pick us up!" Chen Mo also looked at the smile with a twist on his buttocks.
"Oh, that's it, Chief, that's it, I thought you wanted that, but if you don't, then I'll do that!" laughed and breathed a sigh of relief.
Laughing said goodbye to the river, which was sitting on the mammoth, and trotted away.
Sure enough, as Chen Mo expected, something happened to the tribe, something big happened!
The few dozen remaining male warriors of the Navy's tribe trembled at the creature at the door of the chief's room with bone spears in their hands.
Yesterday evening, the wind ran back to the tribe with a few strangers in a hurry, and then lay on the ground panting.
The old chieftain Pi was teasing the women by the fire, and when he saw the wind lying on the ground, he asked, "Fuen, what's the matter?"
"I, the wind!" the wind gasped, then pointed to the outside of the tribe, and then said, "Chief, back! outside......
"Why didn't the chief come in with you? Oh, the chief has changed your name, and the wind suits your personality very well. Pi breathed a sigh of relief and said.
"No, outside! outside!" the wind quickly corrected.
"What's the matter outside, isn't the chief outside, what's the difference between the outside and the back?" asked Pi as he opened his hand over the woman's body.
"No, it's ...... outside" Before the wind could finish speaking, a roar sounded in Chen Mo's house.
"Whew......" Tiger Master's angry voice.
Forgive me for not learning onomatopoeia standards, and using them less rigorously. Don't worry about why the saber-toothed tiger's cry is the same as that of a wolf. I don't know how to describe it in those two words.
Then, in the jungle outside the tribe, a roar also sounded: "Woo!" This is also the voice of the saber-toothed tiger, which is louder than the tiger's.
"Hey, has the chief transformed? has he turned back into a saber-toothed tiger?" Pi said excitedly: "I wonder, why the cub born to the tiger master and the chief together is not like the chief?
Pi was happy with his idea. He nodded again and sighed: "The chief is the chief, worthy of being the son of the gods, in order to have a baby with the tiger master, they have all transformed into saber-toothed tigers like the tiger master!
After speaking, he stood up and said to a group of people, "Go." Let's go meet the chief!"
"Skin, no, chief!" the wind finally rested, gathered some strength, and in a hurry, it all leaked out.
"Yes, I'm not a chief, I used to be a chief, but now I'm a man behind my chief!" said Pi in a slow voice as he watched the sunset.
The sunset shines on Pi's body, which looks very mysterious. The female clansman who was teased by the skin, seeing the skin of the figure stretched several times under the sunset, sighed: "This is the old man, it tastes good!
"Let's go, clansmen, let's go and meet the chief! The chief's trip has been hard! Chi, you go and boil the bath water for the chief! Chang, you give the chief their barbecue and make soup! Big, you go and prepare the dishes and chopsticks!" Pi commanded methodically.
Then he patted the dust on his ass and was about to walk out of the tribe.
"Whew......" The tiger master in Chen Mo's room roared loudly again.
"Look, the tiger master who has just given birth to cubs can't wait to see the chief, why don't you hurry? Be careful that the chief comes back to play your tintin!" Pi said as he walked.
"Pi, it's not the chief outside, it's ......" Feng struggled to sit up and corrected Pi loudly.
"Oh, I know, it's not the chief outside, it's the son of the god Mo who has transformed into a saber-toothed tiger!" Pi nodded and exclaimed: "It's not a loss that the chief changed his name, this sycophant is really loud." ”
"Woohoo......" followed by a roar outside.
"Alright, chief, I know you're back! I'm not out to fetch you!" Pi shouted to the outside of the tribe.
A gust of wind struck, and a saber-toothed tiger stood outside the tribe, looking at the skin that was coming out with fierce eyes.
When Pi saw the saber-toothed tiger outside the tribe, he exclaimed: "Chief, you have transformed into a real like! Tut-tut, this fur, this look, this posture! No wonder the tiger is willing to give you cubs!"
"Skin, it's not the chief, the chief is still behind, and he will be back tomorrow! It's a saber-toothed tiger, chasing us all the way!" the wind gathered enough strength and finished at once.
"Ah, this isn't the chief!" Pi replied, and then felt something was wrong, "Oh, run!" Pi turned and ran.
The female clansman who was teased by the skin: "It's still an old man, it's so handsome to even run away!"
In an instant, Pi was thrown to the ground.
Pi looked at the bloody mouth in front of him and asked, "This master, have you eaten!"
"Whew......"