Chapter 43: Jade Emperor, you are no longer righteous
Fang Yi and the Jade Emperor stared at each other for a long time.
He couldn't hold back any longer, and said,
"Your Majesty, Weichen works day and night for Heavenly Court, have you forgotten something?"
"Oh, I don't know what Fang Aiqing said I forgot?"
The Jade Emperor's smile was a little hypocritical, and he asked knowingly.
"Uh......"
Fang Yi couldn't wait to slap the Jade Emperor in front of him to death, whatever innate spirit treasure you can reward ten or eight pieces?
No matter how bad it is, you can reward some magic spells!
No matter how bad it is, how much overtime pay do you give?
No matter how bad it is, you can invite Lao Tzu to a meal!
It's a bit too much for you to give nothing.
The Jade Emperor suddenly slapped his head and almost knocked down the imperial crown.
He said as if it were a matter,
"Ah, today I said that I will enjoy the moon with the Queen Mother, and I am leaving. ”
"Your Majesty, it's only noon, and it's still early in dark!"
Fang Yi gritted his teeth and said.
As soon as Fang Yi's words came out, the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, and he said thoughtfully,
"Ahh
"Fang Aiqing, you wait for your life to recuperate, I have returned to the palace!"
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he patted Fang Yi on the shoulder and turned around to leave.
“......”
Fuck the Jade Emperor, can you be shameless again?
Didn't Lao Tzu just want an overtime pay?
Be a person!
Fang Yi's nose was crooked, he grabbed the Jade Emperor who was leaving, and said indignantly,
"Your Majesty, the minister is a sword mountain and a sea of fire for the heavenly court, shouldn't you reward something to appease the minister's injured heart?"
"Alas, Fang Aiqing, how do you want me to say hello?"
The Jade Emperor said earnestly,
"It's noon, let's get off work, don't care about going to work, okay?"
Good your sister!
This time it was Fang Yi's turn to go crazy.
How did this thing become the Jade Emperor?!
Why is he so picky?!
How can this god have such a boss?!
Fang Yi is going crazy, is there any heavenly reason for this? Heavenly Dao is unfair!
This is also too lacking in morality, is it so difficult to give some overtime pay?
Fang Yi was about to cry, his resentment was so monstrous that his lungs were about to explode.
"I#*$&¥......"
"Fang Aiqing cultivate well, see you in the afternoon!"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and left in a dashing manner, not taking a cloud with him.
Fang Yi looked at the Jade Emperor's distant back, his seven orifices were smoking, and his body was about to burn.
He worked hard, worked hard, and was beaten in exchange for such a distinguished feat.
As a result, the Jade Emperor, an old man, was exposed after work with an understatement?
It's unreasonable!
Fang Yi looked up to the sky and sighed, bullshit Heavenly Court is upright, Lao Tzu will never work overtime from now on.
Emperor Donghua walked over, patted Fang Yi on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice,
"Master Sikou, just get used to it! Your Majesty, it's always been like this!"
Yang Jian and Nezha nodded one after another, and even the head of the roaring dog was like a chicken pecking rice.
"No, this god must seek justice!"
Fang Yi's eyes froze and said.
Just after noon, Fang Yi came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall again.
He stumbled in two steps, coughed up blood in three steps, and stepped into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with his support for the wall.
The gods and immortals were shocked, what was wrong with Lord Si Kou, why was he so seriously injured......
Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun Wen Zhong said with concern,
"Lord Sikou, you don't matter, do you?"
As a result, as soon as Wen Zhong's words fell, Fang Yi fell to the ground.
He lay on the ground like a dead man, raised his head with difficulty, and looked at the Jade Emperor with great affection.
The Jade Emperor slowly got up, his eyes were golden, he stretched out as if he was demonstrating to the Three Realms, and then leaned over to look at Fang Yi.
What kind of moth is this kid going to do?
Fang Yi's figure was crumbling, and he called out in an incomparably delicate voice,
"Your Majesty!"
"It's time for you to pay overtime......
“......”
The smile on the Jade Emperor's face gradually stiffened, and all the gods of the Heavenly Court leaned over and laughed.
This Lord Si Kou is too ruthless, and he has to come to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to ask for the account.
"This guy has become a sperm!"
Taiyin Zhenjun hid his face and snickered, his crystal eyes flashed with different colors, this kid is too interesting.
The Jade Emperor has a black line on his face, this guy is too cheap, how can he be like this?
It's inhumane!
Fang Aiqing, you are inhuman!
The Jade Emperor slowly walked down the steps, the dragon's eyebrows lowered, he seemed to have a hard time, and sighed,
"Fang Aiqing, I thought you would be considerate of my cultivation, alas...... It seems that you are the mercenary one!"
You fart!
Fang Yi's face was long, he barely showed a smile, and said,
"Your Majesty, Weichen is actually forced by life! The ministers are old and young, and they can't even afford a little panacea, but now they ......"
The Jade Emperor almost scolded his mother when he heard this.
Are you stupid?
Your parents died peacefully long before you ascended, and you are an only child, a single dog.
Where did you come from?
When I'm blind?!
But the Jade Emperor is in the way of face, how can he say this kind of thing.
He pondered for a moment, his face sad, and said,
"Alas, Fang Aiqing is for the small family, but I am indeed for the entire Heavenly Court!"
"It's hard to be safe in one house, how can you be safe in the Three Realms?" Fang Yi asked rhetorically.
"No, no, no...... Heaven and earth are big, and one's body is small!"
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said.
“......”
The two of them had been fighting for a long time in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and on this day, the gods of the Heavenly Court could be regarded as having a long insight.
It turns out that the majestic Jade Emperor will also be like a lady who buys vegetables in the alleys of the mortal world, and has a fight with Fang Yi?
And Lord Si Kou is even more powerful, he actually rolled up his sleeves and bargained with the Jade Emperor of the Three Realms Great Heavenly Venerable?
The gods of the heavenly court said: It's true that you've lived for a long time!
These two, absolutely not!
In the end, Fang Yi's face sank, and he said with a dark face,
"Your Majesty, do you pay this overtime pay?"
"If you don't have treasures, you don't want merits!" said the Jade Emperor fearlessly.
He thought to himself, "Look, fight with me?" are you still a little tender.
Fang Yi's heart was horizontal and released a big move.
"Well, from now on, Wechen will never work overtime again. ”
"Then I will sentence you for dereliction of duty!" the Jade Emperor was furious.
"No overtime. ”
"I'll get rid of your immortality!"
"No overtime. ”
"I have stripped you of your godhood!"
"No overtime. ”
“......”
No matter what the Jade Emperor said, Fang Yi's response was only those four words.
Half an hour passed, and the Jade Emperor compromised.
"You won, what do you want?" the Jade Emperor panted, obviously angry.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was soft, Fang Yi hurriedly said,
"The minister wants a meritorious golden body!"
"Impossible!"
The Jade Emperor sternly refused, what nonsense is this kid talking about?
Even I only have a meritorious golden body, what do you want!
"Forget it, no overtime. ”
Fang Yi saw that the Jade Emperor did not allow it, so he raised his leg and was about to leave.
The Jade Emperor was about to go crazy, and he roared hoarsely,
"Fang Yi! Even I only have one merit golden body, and it takes a huge amount of merit to condense one, this really can't be given!"