Chapter 377: We've Got a Retard

The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the road is a seemingly eternal traffic, and the steel and concrete of high-rise buildings cover the sky, making the city even more noisy.

"Lift the heaven and the earth, grasp the yin and yang, exhale the ** breath, guard the gods independently, and the muscles are one, so you can live the world and the earth, and there is no end time, and this is the way of life. ”

"The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" once mentioned that there were lost times in ancient times, and there were people who had insight into the changes of heaven and earth, refined essence, and could live immortal, but Ye Fan never believed it.

Not only him, but almost the vast majority of modern people no longer believe that there are gods in heaven and earth, and there are people who can fly to the sky and live immortal.

After finding a parking space, Ye Fan waited for Lin Jia under Parkson. After all, she is a beauty, and she hasn't seen her for three years, and this shrewd lady has come and walked down from Toyota, the first villain in the book.

Guan Mingyu just appeared in front of Parkson, and what he saw was that Lin Jia and Ye Fan were talking happily, and Liu Yunzhi drove Toyota out of the phantom bearing, carrying Lin Jia away.

Ye Fan used to be a popular figure in the school, and now he said that he was going to take a taxi to the party, and the villain found a good point to die, until Ye Fan turned around and walked towards his Mercedes-Benz.

"Wait, Ye Fan, wait, I'm dying of thirst. ”

As the sun set, the whole city was flowing with golden color, Ye Fan felt that the voice was quite familiar, and when he turned his head, he saw a young man wearing a blue plaid shirt running over, it was Guan Mingyu, his tutor in college.

Guan Mingyu's real age is not much older than some of his classmates, and he only entered the college as an assistant researcher in his senior year as a graduate student with a bachelor's, master's and doctoral degree, and obtained the qualification to stay in the school to teach.

Because he is about the same age as himself and others, he is very familiar with the days and months. You must know that the courses in the senior year are very relaxed, the focus is on the graduation thesis and graduation internship, and even the quota for joining the party in the senior year will be relaxed, and at the same time, each student will have a good relationship with the tutor, so that they can get the key recommendation of the tutor when they graduate.

He and others jokingly called him Guan Gong behind his back, because he claimed that he was very good at playing the big knife, loved the motherland and Taoism at the same time, and would lose the long-lost Five Tigers Broken Door Knife.

He waved at himself across the road, then came from the sidewalk, naturally opened the door and sat in the passenger seat, and then said: "Good boy, I haven't seen you for a year, and you drove a Mercedes-Benz?"

"Let's go, there's the conservatory in front of us, remember to slow down when we go there, after all, we have to cross the crosswalk." I recommend buying a bottle of pulsating this time and putting it on the roof of the car, rest assured, this time I check out. ”

He adjusted the air conditioner and smiled in a comfortable position.

"Go, go, you're a university teacher, can you be a little more hooligan?" Ye Fan complained.

"Didn't you say that you were rated as an associate researcher last year, and Director Ma hasn't arranged a position for you yet? Although the old man is stubborn, he is not bad, and he shouldn't give you small shoes to wear. ”

"No, I'm no longer an associate researcher, I'm now a member of the Chongqing Taoist Association Committee, a member of the National Taoist Association, and I'm no longer a teacher. He reached out and grabbed it

Ye Fan was taken aback: "What the hell, a good researcher is not right, how did he become a Taoist?"

In Ye Fan's opinion, associate researcher is already a very senior title. With Guan Mingyu's age, he is definitely a young talent in the group of professors, as long as he doesn't go the wrong way, even if he survives step by step, he can become a full professor in five or six years, and then take a few students to take on projects every year, not to mention making a big fortune but also making a small fortune.

You must know that his main direction is aerodynamics, and it is money to do a review of car companies casually, why did he not become a Taoist priest for most of the year, and what kind of Taoist Association committee member did he be?

"Hey, don't you look down on us Taoist priests?"

"Don't say it, all of us in this industry are very good with serious backgrounds. Do you know it, now the Taoist priests from regular backgrounds are all contractual, with six insurances and two golds, starting with 8,000, and a guarantee of 15,000 after two years. You see that I am now a high merit of Yang, tsk, the basic salary is 50,000 yuan, and the bonus is calculated separately. ”

"With my identity and education, I will be able to preside over a ritual with a commission of at least 20,000 yuan, and you can get down in half a year with a broken car. If I'm diligent, it's a Mercedes in three months. ”

Ye Fan gasped, as if he felt that his twenty-five years of life had been turned upside down, and after a while, he grinned fiercely: "Yes, what are you doing today?"

Guan Mingyu glanced at him worriedly, glanced him up and down, and then said in his heart: "I got up early today and calculated a hexagram, I may have to meet old people today, or many old people." ”

"Hiss!" Ye Fan was stunned on the spot: "Teacher Guan, you can't really tell fortunes, do you? How do you know that you will meet a lot of old people today?"

"Because I saw that you said in the QQ group that you would have a party today, so I calculated it. ”

"Go, go, go......"

Ye Fan's face darkened, he really lived up to Ye Hei's name, and directly started in third gear to vent his anger, and drove towards Bright Moon City on the sea.

The two talked nonsense all the way, and Guan Mingyu shouted: "Stop, stop, I'm going to pass through the gate of the Conservatory, this time I'll buy Red Bull, buy Red Bull!"

"......" Ye Fan ignored him anymore and muttered: "Be serious, there is Mingyue City on the sea not far ahead, so many classmates, you are a teacher anyway." ”

"Hey, you don't know, I haven't been in a car in years, and I'm a little excited. ”

Contrary to Ye Fan's expectations, Guan Mingyu sat in the passenger seat, but sighed softly.

"Hmm? Do you usually rely on walking? Or do you become a dead house? Is there any taboo that Taoist priests can't do?"

"That's not true, I just don't want to. Let's go, I'm here, I saw Wang Ziwen and them. His voice was faintly reminiscing, as if it were simply telling a fact. Ye Fan found a place to park the car, and the two walked down side by side.

"Yo, Mr. Guan, why are you here?"

As soon as Guan Mingyu appeared, all the stars and moons suddenly appeared, enveloping Guan Mingyu. After all, here, he is the only teacher.

Guan Mingyu dealt with it casually, watching this business conference room being wrapped, Ye Fan and himself were surrounded by a group of former classmates and friends, asking the two landlords of the city to drink.

After the wine, everyone drove to KTV, and the ghost cried wolf.

Guan Mingyu shouted: "Beauties, handsome guys, I'm an old driver, just take my car today, the seven-seater one is no better than your small car." ”

"Yo, Mr. Guan is now an associate researcher, and he is generous, and he has directly gone to the seven-seat business and taken on several projects?" several of them laughed.

Guan Mingyu took out a bunch of keys: "Where is it, I just haven't driven a car for many years, today I, an old driver, want to experience it, who is with me? ”

"I, I'm ......," a series of voices suddenly shouted.

"Okay, just a few of us, you wait first, I'll drive. ”

"This is the key to Lamborghini, no, this is too fast. This is the key to Daben, too old-fashioned, and the scene is not suitable. Forget it, that's all ......" said and left quickly.

The others were dumbfounded: "What project did Mr. Guan take, so many luxury cars?"

"Last year, I heard that I received the review of four new models from SAIC, and I got 20 million!" Ye Fan blew casually, and then walked away.

"Shhhh

"Hey, Mr. Guan still lacks an assistant now, I regret that I didn't go to graduate school under him at that time. One of the girls sighed.

"Yes, I heard that several of his assistant students have shared 600,000 yuan each, and we have only earned one-tenth of his students after a year of hard work. The girl named Liu Yiyi sighed.

As soon as Ye Fan drove away in a Mercedes-Benz, an eye-catching passenger car stopped in front of everyone and shouted, "Come up." ”。

Everyone is a car lover, even if you don't love a car, you have to buy a car, so naturally you have a lot of research on vehicles.

The tall body, the shape that I've seen on video countless times, the loud roar, the familiar logo...... Everywhere proves itself to be one of the best-selling models in China.

Chang'an, the light of Wuling.

It's really a seven-seater, and he didn't lie to us!

"Hey, why do you all look like this?" Guan Mingyu got out of the car and looked at everyone, looking puzzled.

"No, no, the wind is a little strong at night, and the face is a little ......stiff," one person explained awkwardly.

Guan Mingyu looked at his constipated face, and forced a smile and said, "Oh, okay, I have an air conditioner in the car, you won't be stiff, it's cold outside." ”

"Let's go, they're almost there, and it's not convenient if we go too late. Later, the old driver will show you how to run out of the feeling of zero zero seven in the city. ”

After speaking, he took a few people up, and then drove a group of students with stomach, liver, eggs, and body discomfort towards KTV.

After a period of twists and turns, several people finally stopped in the underground parking lot of the entertainment city, looking at the Mercedes-Benz BMW Porsche, this Wuling Light really stood out from the crowd.

"Hey, sitting in the light of Wuling to attend the class reunion, I don't have anyone anymore. ”

"You didn't look at the way the security guard in the parking lot looked at us just now, it's like looking at the mentally retarded......"

"He bought that bunch of keys Taobao, right? So many luxury car keys. Or he's a car repairer? How do I remember that he was my college tutor?"

He shook his head as he watched a few people leave. There are six people in seven seats, and there are five in addition to themselves. According to the rules they set at will, since they chose to take the same car with them, it was their good fortune.

Eighty-seven years after the dragon snake, he has never experienced everything in modern society. Concrete forests and technological creations have been experienced longer than ordinary people's lives. For himself, he just saw a few similar scenes when he was in the middle of the immortals, and he just saw things and thought about people.

You can mess around, and it's normal for others to complain.

He followed a few people and walked slowly upstairs.