Text Chapter 310: Bureau
Seeing the visitor, Cupid shouted, "Mother!"
It turned out that this beautiful goddess turned out to be Cupid's mother, Venus, the goddess of love.
Venus said, "Qiu'er, don't you mind if I find you an extra godfather?"
This woman is beautiful on the outside and charming on the inside.
was originally a very slang sentence, but when it came out of her mouth, it seemed to have a unique charm and made people's hearts flutter.
Cupid laughed, "How could it be? I was going to make you a couple, but I didn't think you had the same plan." ”
Oops, this time Bajie was remembered by Venus again.
Xuanzang nodded to Dao Jin, and Dao Ji hurriedly stepped forward and said, "He...... He's a pig ......."
Venus interrupted directly: "Pig anal fissure, right?
Dao Ji said again: "But he's ugly!"
Venus chuckled, "Isn't it ugly? Besides, I also know that he has a supreme secret book for the study of the psychology of love - "The Heart Sutra of the Royal Maiden". Do you think I'll let go of such a good opportunity?"
Bajie was stunned!
At this time, Ryoma stepped forward again and joked: "Second wet chest, I finally found out! In fact, you are the real Monkey King." ”
Bajie wondered, "Isn't Monkey King the monkey, when will it be my turn?"
Ryoma said: "This is called the blessing of Qi people, Yan Fu Qi Tian! I said brother, you should just stay, the goddess Artemis will definitely forgive you." When the time comes, you will live three nights and live three lives, I don't know how many immortals you will envy and die. ”
Bajie shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that they will beat me to death before they are envied to death! ”
Ryoma continued to pout: "Wet breasts, you are too worried! Think about it, with your father-in-law, Zeus God King, supporting you, who would dare to jump half a 'no' in his mouth? Alas, this is my words......"
Xuanzang came up and asked, "Xiaolong, if it were you, what would you want?"
Ryoma said, "I'll ...... I will righteously refuse them, and then go as far as I can!"
Xuanzang said: "Now that Bajie is worried, you will not fan the flames next to you, so stay where you are cool." ”
Ryoma hurriedly flashed.
Xuanzang said: "Bajie, how is this matter done now?"
Bajie said: "I don't know, Daoji, let me tell you, this time you have to be a 'good person' to the end!"
Dao Ji said: "Senior brother, haven't you always called yourself a friend of women, how could you ask for me?"
Bajie said: "Then it depends on who the other party is! I don't care, anyway, this time I rely on you." ”
Dao Ji thought for a while, and then said to Venus: "Beauty, in fact, my second senior brother, he is a family man, and he is still very dedicated to his feelings, you, it's too late." ”
Venus said, "Gao Cuilan, aren't the two of them already divorced?"
Dao Ji said: "Although it is divorced, but you can still remarry, our Buddhism implements humanized management, and all monks can choose to return to the world." ””
Venus said nonchalantly, "Then be a dewy couple." ”
Dao Ji rolled his eyes and said to Bajie: "Wet breasts, now that the goddess doesn't talk about feelings, she wants to have a one-night stand, or do you think about it?"
Bajie Zhiwu said: "This ...... I can't do this either, I have to ask our project manager, Mr. Tang, first," he turned back to Xuanzang and said, "Master, you have seen the current situation, but quickly help me get an idea." ”
Xuanzang didn't know how to deal with it, so he had to step forward and say to the mud: "It's not impossible for this to be a dewy couple." But this is not a trivial matter, and it must be discussed. Beauty, you wait first. ”
With that, he pulled Goku and the others back to the back room.
Inside the house, Xuanzang asked, "Apprentices, you say, can't the dewy couple of Bajie do it?"
Ryoma said: "It doesn't affect our westward plan, why can't we do it!"
Wujing said: "I think that's the only way to go." ”
Bajie said: "Buddha, he won't blame me?"
Wukong said: "Bajie, you are a person with a criminal record. Thinking about what you were doing in Gaojiazhuang back then, the Buddha didn't say anything to the old man. As for whether or not I forgive you, isn't it just Master's words?"
Ryoma said: "What is forgiveness! Our second senior brother is willing to make such a huge self-sacrifice so that the Buddha's westward plan will not be affected. For a person like him who has great sentiments and noble personality, Master should not only blame him, but also reward him. ”
Dao Ji said: "Hey, that's really the case. ”
Xuanzang said: "Is there no other way?"
Wukong said: "Yes! Let's castrate him, and Venus will naturally give up the idea." ”
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are joking again!"
Wukong said: "Bajie, you are a disciple of Buddhism, it is useless to keep it anyway!"
Bajie retorted loudly: "Nonsense! It's better to keep it as a souvenir!"
Xuanzang's head was big for a while, and he hurriedly said to stop him: "Why is it so far away, you guys should quickly find a way!"
What else can be done?
It didn't take long for Goku to come up with this solution.
He said happily: "I remember, I still have a super return to the city here!"
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.
Dao Ji said: "I understand, it turns out that this return to the city scroll is for this!"
Bajie said in surprise: "Brother Monkey, hurry up and turn on the teleportation, the rhythm of this world can't even stand the old pig!"
Wukong said, "Have you thought about it?"
Bajie hurriedly said: "Think about it, think about it!"
Wukong said: "Then everyone is ready, let's go." ”
As he spoke, he took out the super return scroll that God had given him and crushed it.
The five-second countdown begins.
5......
4......
At this moment, Venus, who had been waiting impatiently outside the door, suddenly broke into the door, but happened to see everyone sneakily huddled together. It's a pity that she's not Hades, so she doesn't know that Wukong has a scroll back to the city.
Venus felt a little strange, so she asked out loud, "Hey, Brother Love, what do you want to ......?"
Before the words fell, she saw a white light flash in front of her, and her love Saint Brother Pig Anal Fissure and the members of the entire westbound team disappeared in an instant.
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Green forests, islands in the middle of the lake.
The grass is still green, and the flowers are undefeated.
Zeus stood by the lake, looking thoughtfully in the direction of Olympus.
At this moment, space distorted, and a black figure slowly appeared behind Zeus. This man had long thin cheeks and a cold face, and it was the same Hades who had fled after being severely wounded by Perseus.
Zeus didn't look back, still staring intently ahead.
Hades said: "Third brother, this time my underworld has suffered a heavy loss. You say, is it worth it for us to pay so much?"
Zeus said: "For the safety of the entire Infinite Realm, what do we have to pay for this? As for the underworld, it is good to recover slowly." ”
Hades said: "But you don't notice, the person we selected seems to be difficult to fit into this team." ”
Zeus said: "Yes, with her withdrawn nature, it is indeed difficult to integrate into this team. Not only her, but even the one chosen by Jehovah would have a hard time fitting into the team. But it's useless to think about it now, you can only take it one step at a time. ”
Hades nodded silently, and then said, "Oh, by the way, our dad said that he was tired of staying in the underworld and wanted to come up to breathe." ”
Zeus said: "You want to come out, you go back and tell him, tell him to stay in it and enjoy the blessings, the world doesn't need him anymore." ”