Chapter 7 One person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven

Something happened.

A young man in his twenties rushed to the examination room desperately, followed by a beautiful woman behind him: "Let me, let me go, emergency!"

The man wore a mask and didn't say a word, and the students who were watching in the hall fried the pot: Could it be that he encountered an infectious disease, the emergency should be sent to Western medicine for treatment, why did he bring it here?

"Doctor, help, save my boyfriend!" The woman entered the outpatient room and saw more than a dozen doctors seated, she was stunned and then happy, so many doctors are here, and her boyfriend's matter is easier to solve.

"What the hell is going on, why do you still have to wear a mask?" Professor Yin asked eagerly.

All the patients are selected, and the sudden appearance is really a headache, and if the man wearing the mask is really an infectious disease, the assessment cannot be continued, and it needs to be sent to the Western Medical Department immediately to find out the cause.

In front of many doctors, the man did not hide it, he directly took off his mask to reveal a sausage mouth, his two cheeks were swollen, and there was a bulging stuff in his mouth: "Help...... Save...... I....... ”

The man slurred his speech, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, walking around the examination room.

"Relax, relax......" The woman comforted her boyfriend and explained on his behalf: "Junmai is my boyfriend, he swallowed a light bulb by mistake and couldn't pull it out in his mouth, please save him!"

Coincidentally, when Chang Jun arrived at his girlfriend's house, he saw a new light bulb bought in the UK, and the wrapping paper was written with a warning message: "do not put that object into your mouth.

How could anyone put this stuff in import? The British are a bit of an idiot......

Chang Junmai was a little curious about how he couldn't pull it out if he could put it in, and then he stuffed the light bulb into his mouth, and then there was no more.

The two couldn't pull out the light bulb, called an ambulance for half an hour, and finally could only find the nearest hospital on the map, where did they know that they accidentally bumped into the Chinese medicine department.

"Doctor, hurry up and save him, his cheeks are getting bigger and bigger, and the more you delay, the more difficult it will be to treat......

The girlfriend pleaded.

Chang Junmai nodded at the doctors, anxious.

Since the patient has arrived at the hospital, Professor Yin, as the director, must take on this responsibility. He said to Professor Chen beside him: "Old Chen, it's still a surgical expert to do this kind of thing, or send him to the Western Medical Department?"

Professor Chen shook his head: "The two of us, the president of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital and the director of a hospital affiliated to the school, are here, and it won't be a joke to send them out elsewhere?

The patient just had a light bulb in his mouth, and he was alive and kicking, his vital characteristics were stable, he was not threatened at all, and there was no need to make a fuss.

He looked at the roster, and the next person to be assessed was Chu Chenggong, so let him solve this matter!

Do you want me to urgently treat a patient with a light bulb in his mouth?" Chu Chenggong shuddered and said to Professor Yin: "Teacher, this is a surgical job, why don't we send him to the Western Medical Department ......?"

He looked at the teacher eagerly, he really didn't know how to deal with this kind of thing for the first time.

How do you know that Professor Yin glared: "This is the assessment of you, if you give up, you won't have a chance......

In fact, in the professor's mind, this work is at least better than treating stubborn diseases, and most of the patients who come to the hospital for treatment are stubborn patients who have not been well treated by Western medicine and come with an attitude of trying.

This kid picked up a bargain, and he didn't know how to be blessed in the blessings.

"Well, I'll do my best!"

Chu Chenggong didn't dare to pack the ticket, so he took the two of them into the operation room and found a pair of tweezers, alcohol cotton balls, and paraffin oil.

He first used tweezers to dip an alcohol cotton ball in his mouth and cheeks to smear, the alcohol swelling, paraffin oil lubrication, as long as the glass part of the bulb was slightly pulled out of the glass part, he could break it and take the glass shards out of his mouth.

"You, you're still a student, I'm telling you that this trick is useless, we use everything when we're at home?" The girl said eagerly: "Why don't you make an appointment for surgery, let's cut the cheek raiser first......"

The girls kept chattering, and Chang Junmai was also very anxious.

Only ten minutes later, Chu Chenggong had no choice but to take the tweezers and pull out the bottom of the bulb. He didn't have much hope, and he didn't know how to pull the bulb out with just a little force.

"What the hell is going on?"

Chu Chenggong was dumbfounded and found that the edema of the patient's lips and cheeks had all subsided, and the lubricant had worked.

It's only been ten minutes, and the alcohol cotton ball has such a big effect?

"Thank you...... Thank....... ”

The patient stammered and thanked him, and went up to hold the doctor's hand, but he didn't expect to take out the light bulb so easily, and if he had come to the hospital half an hour earlier, he didn't know how much less he would have suffered.

"Pulled out?"

The girlfriend turned around when she heard her boyfriend's stammering and looked at him with an incredulous gaze.

"The problem was easily solved?"

When the three of them walked to the consultation room, all the examiners were taken aback, they didn't expect the candidates to solve the problem in such a short time, and the light bulb was completely removed, and the patient was not harmed.

Professor Yin smiled and filled in the score with excellent.

"I have a cat in my belly that kicks me all the time!"

Jiang Heng also encountered incurable diseases, and the patient had a feeling of picking on his children when he said this, and if it was a nerve problem, he should go to a psychiatrist as soon as possible.

After a series of diagnoses, he found that it was possible that he had bloating in his stomach.

I couldn't diagnose it, so I had to be a dead horse doctor and prescribed medicine according to the treatment method for flatulence.

What's even more unbearable is that the patient followed him to the operation room: "Doctor, hurry up, I have a stomachache ......"

Jiang Heng Mali poured the medicinal soup into the bowl: "You sit down and drink it slowly, don't worry, even if I can't cure your disease, the experts and professors outside won't care, and your treatment this time is free!"

Jiang Heng wiped the cold sweat on his head with a handkerchief while comforting the patient, he had no confidence in this assessment.

The patient's heart calmed down, drank all the medicinal soup, hiccuped a few times, and let out a few farts in a row, the flatulence in the stomach disappeared, and it didn't hurt at all!

"Great, thank you so much!"

The patient thanked him again and again, pulled Jiang Heng out of the operation room and said to the experts: "My illness is all cured, thank you to this doctor for relieving my pain!"

"Jiang Heng can also pass the assessment if he is usually a child?"

Professor Yin's eyes narrowed and he smiled, the facts were in front of him and could not be slandered, and he happily filled in the word excellent on the grade column.

Jiang Heng passed the assessment.

Several classmates in Qu Ruo's class were inexplicably cured, and the patient passed the assessment, and he was in a good mood when he walked out of the operation room.

No one doubted it, not even Qu Ruo, who knew how much benefit the aura he left behind in the operation room would bring to the students.