Chapter 15 This is the Matter
Date: October 16, 2019
Location: Earth, Huaxia, Linco Apartment
Characters: Father Lin, Mother Lin, Lin Ke, Lilith
Time: Three public hearings
Event: Triage
"Bastard boy, you give an honest explanation to my mother, where have you been in the past half a month? What's going on with that Lilith? If you dare to talk nonsense, see how I clean you up!" In Lin Ke's room, Lin Mu stood in front of Lin Ke and said with a grand attitude.
I have to say that Mother Lin in this state is really quite a royal sister, and I don't know how Father Lin surrendered to Mother Lin, who has a strong personality at first glance...... Ahem, off topic. Anyway, as a direct face of momentum, Lin Ke, who was sitting on the bed, was not in a good state. At this moment, his brain is racing rapidly, trying to make up a "fact" that can fool his father and mother without revealing the existence of space-time apostles and aliens.
Although it's not good to deceive people, but now Lin Ke can only do this.
(PS: Lilith is now in charge of receiving Lin's father in the living room because she is a guest.) )
"Uh......" After organizing the language in his mind, Lin Kecai said: "Mom, this matter is a long story......
"Then make a long story short!, don't think about fooling me!," Lin Mu said in a decisive tone, while staring at Lin Ke with a pair of eyes. To be honest, under such a gaze, Lin Ke suddenly felt that his pressure increased, but his thoughts gradually became clearer, he pondered for a while and said: "Mom, you shouldn't have forgotten it, my physical problems ......"
"You mean you're going to turn into a zongzi!" Lin's mother suddenly became nervous, if Lin Ke's son made her worry the most, it was nothing more than the mysterious clay pot that she and Lin Ke's father brought back a few years ago turned her son into a zongzi.
If time could be repeated, no matter how attractive that project was to them, Lin Mu would never take over that project back then. After all, for Lin's father and Lin's mother, no matter how important the project is, it can't compare to Lin Ke's own son! If she had known that there was that kind of ghost thing in the clay pot, how could she take it over, and in the end, her son would have become that thing that is not a human or a ghost. Even if I think about it now, it still makes Mother Lin feel sad and want to cry.
"That's right!" Lin Ke nodded, looking at Mother Lin's extremely nervous appearance, he also felt a little guilty, so he said: "Actually, Mom, the reason why I disappeared for half a month this time is because of this incident......
"What the hell is going on?" Lin Mu couldn't help but ask.
"Well, it's a ......long story," Lin Ke thought for a while, and then said, "Actually, Lilith is actually a supernatural lover and an expert in this area. Just over a month ago, she came to our house out of the blue and told me that she could solve my physical problems......"
......
Just when Lin Ke was fooling Mother Lin while organizing the language, Lilith also took a sip of the tea handed over by Father Lin, and said, "Thank you, uncle." ”
"No thanks!" Father Lin smiled gently, and with that handsome uncle's face, there was a gentle and elegant taste. He asked, "Little girl, your name is Lilith, isn't it, can I ask you what your relationship is with my family, Lin Ke?"
Lilith's eyes narrowed slightly when she heard this, her ears moved slightly, as if she heard something, and she smiled: "Lin Ke and I are friends!"
"Can you tell my uncle how you met?and what happened to you in the past half month...... Father Lin then asked, his smile a little bitter, "After all, Lin Ke is my son, and he has been missing for half a month this time, which really worries us." ”
"Yes, I actually took the initiative to find Lin Ke!" Lilith smiled and took another sip of tea, and said, "Because I am a lover of the supernatural, I came here to verify because I accidentally learned about Lin Ke's particularity...... Well, because I once accidentally learned about that clay pot, I wanted to see if I could solve his physical problems for Lin Ke......"
Although she had no idea what was going on, with her good hearing, Lilith was able to retell it based on what Lin Ke had said. After all, she wanted to know that it would be better to cooperate with Lin Ke in this kind of life.
The two of them said that it was half an hour...... Well, because Lin Ke said hi, he accidentally made up a twisty and bizarre story. So much so that after listening to what the two of them were saying, Father Lin and Mother Lin had confused and dazed expressions.
"Keke, are you right? You and the little girl named Lilith went deep into a certain Shang and Zhou tombs, killed a white-haired zongzi, and finally went through hardships, broke countless mechanisms, and found Guzhong fish in the tomb, and solved your physical problems after taking it?" Lin Mu said with an expression of "You tease me".
Lin Ke also felt a little embarrassed when he heard Lin's mother's retelling, he didn't think it was when he made it up just now, but now when he heard it, he made up a normal tomb robbery routine! But despite this, Lin Ke still nodded stubbornly and said, "Although it sounds quite mysterious, it is indeed like this!"
"You also know that you are quite fantastical! bastard, what you said just now is really not nonsense?" Lin Mu said suspiciously, no way, it was really Lin Ke's story that was too bizarre, and the bizarre Lin Mu's first reaction was not to believe it.
Lin can see that he can't be cowardly now, so he said: "But what I said is indeed the truth, if you don't believe it, you can ask Lilith." At the same time, I thought in my heart that I would breathe with Lilith and settle this bizarre story later. Anyway, his parents must not be suspicious.
"Then your current physical problems have been solved, and you won't become a zongzi in the future?" Although she was skeptical about Lin Ke's story, Lin Mu still had a little expectation when she asked about this.
"Uh...... The solution is solved, but I will still become a zongzi in the future, hmm...... But from now on, there is no need to worry about the safety of life. In the future, Mom, you will treat my zongzi form as my superhuman form!" Lin Ke laughed as he spoke, which made Lin Mu reward him with a chestnut angrily, and scolded: "Bastard boy, what is this something to be happy about!" looked relieved.
Lin Jianzhi knew that he might have passed the test in a fool's way, and he was also relieved in his heart. But then he remembered the reply of the apostle sister when he asked him about his physical problems, and he couldn't help but feel a pain.
Because the apostle's sister replied to him like this: It's okay, it's not a big problem, you can't die! Well, and the dead old lady will also give you a free resurrection package, so young man, don't worry too much! Life and death are downplayed, and it is our tradition to do it if you don't accept it!
Made, why the hell did he suddenly think of this!