Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, you are stronger than me in all qualities, but when you were in the Liusha River, you and Senior Brother couldn't help me, didn't you?

Bajie said: "Because you are the head snake of the earth, as the saying goes, it is good to say that it is difficult for a strong dragon to suppress the head snake of the earth." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Wujing shook his head and said, "The quicksand river is not my territory, I was just exiled there to be tortured. You see, in the end, I was able to send Master across the river thanks to the Bodhisattva's red gourd. ”

Bajie was speechless.

Wujing continued: "Before I became a Rolling Shutter General in Heavenly Court, I had been wandering in the Nether Realm. All countries and Kyushu are at my disposal, and the five lakes and seas collide with me. I have traveled dozens of times along the land, and I have traveled more than 100 times everywhere! When it comes to the number of fights and brawls, you and Senior Brother together are not as many as me. I have a lot of experience in fighting. ”

Bajie said: "Since you have so much experience in the rivers and lakes, do you know these three monsters?"

Wujing said: "I am not impressed. ”

Bajie said: "Aren't you walking the rivers and lakes all year round?"

Wujing said: "The circles are different! I and these three monsters are not at the same level, so naturally there is no intersection." ”

Wukong said: "Wujing is right. Different circles naturally lead to different acquaintances. Just like Bajie you, when you were Marshal Tianpeng, your understanding of the Nether Realm was very superficial. ”

Bajie said: "There is also such a saying!"

Wukong said: "Senior Brother Sha, you are the most mysterious one in our team. I can see that you are a person with a lot of stories!"

Wujing said: "What story is not a story! All the past events are like clouds of smoke in the past, and the grand plan for hegemony is all turned into nothing." Hughti, Hughti. ”

Xuanzang said: "Why are you talking about it again! Let's discuss the monster thing." Now that the specific data on our side has also come out, you all have to talk about your views on this fight against monsters, right?"

Bajie said: "Master, you haven't talked about yourself yet. ”

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Do you still need to take out the data of the teacher to discuss! Physical defense is negligible, strength is super low, speed is low and super, endurance is super low, magic defense is super low, toxin immunity is low and super, immunity to smoke is super low, and underwater combat ability is directly zero! If you ask me if I have any special skills, I can tell you very clearly: Yes! The power of my skills is super level! But my skills are only effective against that monkey! So my only use is to be used as bait by you two troublemakers, to fish for law enforcement!"

Wukong said: "Ahem, this matter of fighting monsters, Master doesn't have to participate in it." The three of us are dealing with three monsters. ”

Bajie said: "Then who will protect the master?"

Wukong said: "There is no way, I can only let Xiaolong protect the master." ”

Ryoma said: "You all go to fight monsters, and I'm left alone to protect Master?

Wukong said: "I didn't tell you to charge into battle, why did you trap you?"

Ryoma said: "What if the monster comes to catch the master? ”

Wukong said: "Xiaolong, now that there are not enough people, I can only wronged you." If you really don't want to protect Master, then there is only one way left. ”

Ryoma said, "Do you want me to fly that big demon's kite?"

Wukong said: "Do you feel more relaxed?"

Ryoma hurriedly said, "I'll protect my master." ”

Bajie said: "Can Xiaolong protect the master? I think it's a bit hanging! By the way, who's on duty this month?"

Wukong said: "It seems that it is the turn of the Eighteen Jialan Protectors." ”

Bajie said: "That's right, doesn't Master have the protection of the Eighteen Arhats? Why don't we let Master do the MT and attract the other party's firepower?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, you really dare to think about it!"

Bajie said: "Hehe, just kidding, just kidding." As the saying goes: If there is something to do, the disciple will do his job! This matter of fighting monsters is the unshirkable responsibility of the three of our senior brothers. Master, you should stay where it's cool. ”

Wukong said: "Sure enough, reading makes people progress, and the eight precepts know how to respect the master!"

Bajie smirked: "That's a must!"

Wukong said: "But there is one thing you haven't figured out yet. In fact, those who are on duty also have rules on duty. If the monsters want to slash the master with weapons, of course they will do their best to protect them. But if the monsters caught the master and fried them in oil and boiled them in water, they wouldn't necessarily make a move. ”

Xuanzang said loudly: "This kind of death is too miserable! Wukong, don't say it, you are scared to be a teacher!"

Bajie said: "It turns out that there are so many exquisite!"

Wukong said: "Not really. You think this task is that simple. In fact, this task is very pitiful. ”

Bajie said: "Since this is the case, then according to the method that Master said, Senior Brother Sha's sense of battle is super strong, so he will go to amplify the demon's kite, Brother Monkey will do his best to deal with the second demon, and I will deal with the third demon." Brother Monkey wants to fight for a quick victory, and after killing the two demons, he will join forces with Senior Brother Sha to destroy the big demon. In the end, the three of us dealt with the three demons together. You think that's okay, right?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, the speed of that three demons is too fast, you can't contain him! He can get rid of you at any time, and then go to deal with Wujing or Wukong, then it will be dangerous." ”

Bajie said: "Yes, why didn't I think of this?

Xuanzang said: "Wujing is still going to amplify the demon's kite, you go to fight with the two demons, Wukong is fast, just enough to deal with the three demons." After Wukong killed the three demons, he quickly turned around and replaced Wujing, and Wujing freed up his hands to join forces with you to deal with the two demons. If this is arranged, the winning rate can be about 60%. Of course, this is only the most optimistic estimate, because now we have not figured out the strength of the other side at all. ”

Bajie said: "But there is another very important problem: although we plan to do so, the monsters also have their own plans." I think the end result is a scuffle, and you can't tell who fights whom!"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, that's why we have to calculate, we have to think about letting the monsters follow our beat." ”

Wukong said: "Master, when you remind me like this, I have come up with a brilliant idea. ”

Bajie exclaimed: "There is still a brilliant idea!

Wukong said: "Doesn't that big demon like to devour? Lao Sun and I are immortal King Kong body, and I guarantee that he will not be able to eat and walk around. ”

Bajie said: "I'm afraid he won't dare to swallow you!"

Wujing said: "Yes, since these monsters have drawn shadows and captured us, they obviously know us very well. He can swallow the rest of us, but not you. ”

Wukong said: "Master said well just now, we have to think of letting the monster follow our beat, that's the right thing! ”

Bajie said: "What can you think of?"

Wukong said: "Hehe, when we are facing the enemy, you and I can change each other, isn't it?"

Bajie said: "You can change my appearance, but I can't change your appearance." You're too skinny!"

Wukong said: "Autumn is coming, eat too many melons and fruits, and get lucky!"

Bajie said happily: "This can be had!"

Wukong said: "I changed my appearance to deal with the big demons, Wujing went to entangle the two demons, and you changed my appearance to entangle the three demons." As long as the Great Demon is tricked, our plan will be more than half successful. ”

Bajie said: "That Dapeng Jing's speed is so fast, how can I entangle him?"

Xuanzang said: "You just have to say something big to stabilize him, and wait for Wukong to succeed." Wukong's side has succeeded, and we have hostages in our hands. ”

Bajie said: "I understand! As long as Brother Monkey succeeds, our trick will be sold!"

Wukong shouted: "This is called 'calculation', not 'treacherous scheme'!"

Bajie said: "Isn't calculation a trick?"

Wukong said: "Calculation is a positive word, and treacherous is a derogatory word." ”

Bajie laughed and said: "When did 'calculation' become a compliment!"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, let me ask you: If the Buddha has known for thousands of years, and he has known for thousands of years, how did they do it?"

Bajie said: "Calculate it." ”

Wukong said: "Isn't it just calculation!"

Xuanzang explained from the side: "In fact, calculation is the meaning of calculation. Of course, you can also call it planning ahead, planning, planning, and so on. The ancients said: Plan and then act, I don't deceive!"

Bajie suddenly realized: "That's right! This is what 'counts'! It can't be said that it is 'rape'!"

Everyone shouted in unison, "Oh me!"

Bajie said: "Hey, don't bah, let's discuss it next." ”

Wukong said: "What do you think of Bajie?"

Bajie said: "I'm just thinking, let's say Brother Monkey captures the big demon as a hostage, but the monster captures me or Wujing as a hostage, so what?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, there is also this possibility." ”

Wukong said: "If Wujing is caught, we will try to save him." If Bajie is arrested, it should be regarded as a dedication to the great cause of westward travel. ”

Xuanzang said: "This is not good! Our team is a whole, and no one is missing." ”

Bajie said: "Look at this monkey brother! I asked a serious question, and he gaged again. ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, I'm kidding." If that happens, your safety is of course the first priority. It's a big deal, just swap hostages and start from scratch. ”

Bajie said: "Let's talk about it, you can't trick me." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, you can rest assured! In case we can't fight them, I'll play yin, see if I don't kill them!"

Bajie said: "Sure enough, it's my brother!

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't be in a hurry to be happy, you can change me to try it." ”

Bajie got the order, and he changed his body into the appearance of Wukong, but his belly was bigger.

Wukong said: "The appearance is not bad! From today onwards, you will start a hunger strike to lose weight." ”

Bajie hurriedly said: "That's not possible! People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic!"

Xuanzang said: "I think it's okay, there's no need to lose weight." There is also a bundle of fairy ropes here for the teacher, and when the time comes, he will be able to get through the trick by strangling his stomach. ”

Wukong smiled: "Tie the fairy rope to make a trouser belt, it seems that it can only be like this." ”

Bajie said: "I can think of this kind of ghost idea, Master, you are too bad!"

The first pre-war mobilization meeting of the famous Shihuling Battle in history ended perfectly.