Chapter 57: I Want to Smoke!
The people who had calmed down heard a weak voice shouting not far away, it was a black voice.
Several people immediately panicked, followed the sound to find Hei, and found Hei in a hollow.
The weak black smiled reluctantly when he saw that everyone had found him, and then fainted.
"Black, black, wake up, wake up!" he threw himself on the black body and shook it vigorously.
"Shake it again, and the black will be shaken to death by you!" Si saw the fainting black who shook it vigorously, and said with a cover on his forehead.
"Yes, yes, shake him to death if you shake it again! I'll wake him up first!" After finishing speaking, he raised his big hand and slapped his black face.
"Bang Bang Black, wake up, wake up ...... black," shouted with a thick slap in the face.
", if you smoke it again, you'll be killed, don't you see that Hei is unconscious now?"
The math brothers looked at them coldly, they couldn't understand why the chief was so serious about these stupid big guys.
The rough gang carried the black on his back, lifted it up and trotted in the direction of the tribe.
He kicked the stone in front of him and ran after Zhuang, but he was stunned for a moment: "Hey, why is this stone so light?"
Four, who was walking slowly behind, stepped forward, picked up the stone on the ground and checked it, it was about the size of a human head, but it was not too heavy, much lighter than the previous rocks.
Fourth, I remembered that the coal found on the mountain behind the Longtao, although it is also a stone, but it can be ignited and is very useful, maybe this stone, like coal, is also a substance that the chief can use.
So he ordered a few men, each of whom picked up a few more stones, and followed the stout and walked towards the tribe.
The Digital Brothers were curious as to why Four had each asked them to hold a few rocks, and Four had told a few of them what they thought.
Several people nodded to each other, indicating that they understood, and did not tell thick and strong. So he happily hugged the stone.
Rough behind to help support the black, turned his head to look at the number of brothers, they were all holding the stone that was kicked away by themselves just now, and asked curiously: "I said, what are you holding that broken stone?"
"It's okay, just move back and put it in your own room and exercise!" replied Er.
"Such a light stone, how can you exercise? No wonder they are all so weak, or I am the strongest, and the chiefs have named me the first strong man in primitive society!"
"Look, that's power! I crave power!" said Broad Side.
A few people ignored him, and it was not interesting to look at it, so they turned around and continued to help Zhuang drag his black ass so that Zhuang could save some strength.
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Chen Mo is a little broken now, since the grouping, the members of Yue Hechang's team often come to the field to help.
Either the leaves of the sorghum seedlings were plucked, or the mung bean seedlings were pulled, but the grass grew very well.
Chen Mo has explained many times that it's okay to come to the field to help, don't help, and don't talk to the female clansmen.
They used to communicate in words, but now they have begun to transform, turning to eye contact, and they are glaring everywhere all day long.
Chen Mo felt that he was living in an electromagnetic field environment, and he was electrocuted by the charming eyes of everyone flying at every turn!
And this wink was not thrown to him, which was what he was most angry about.
So Chen Mo ordered that non-planting team members were prohibited from entering and leaving the farmland area.
I thought that this would stop for a while, but I didn't expect this group of sperm brains to run more than ten meters away from the farmland and sing loudly.
"Ahh
"Run fast, run fast!" are two saber-toothed tigers.
"The sky is full of little stars!"
Out of tune is nothing, and while singing, the disgusting Chen Mo picked up the bone spear and threw it at the crowd who sang and twisted their butts.
Everyone felt that this was in danger of their lives, so they stayed away, and sang non-stop with the primitive loudspeaker made of maple bark that Chen Mo had used before.
In the end, Chen Mo had no choice but to convene a tribal mass meeting again to discuss the issue of single men and women taking off their singles.
All the men were so shocked that they stopped all their work that afternoon, and jumped into the river to take a bath, regardless of whether the weather was still a little cold.
Then he used feathers to fill all the gaps on his body that could be inserted, and even his nose and ears were stuffed with bird feathers.
When Chen Mo saw the men who appeared in a funny appearance, he thought of a word: birdman!
Here, Silent Lao Shi will give everyone a clean of illiteracy!
Explanation of the noun: Birdman.
False Answer: A man covered in birds.
Correct Answer: A man covered in bird feathers!
Chen Mo saw that Yue Hechang was also full of bird feathers and crowded in the crowd, so he said again: "Anyone who has a mother-in-law is forbidden to participate in the single-off conference!"
There was a wail in the tribe.
Chang protested: "Chief, you said that it is monogamous! Why am I just a husband, and if I don't have a wife, I can't participate in it?"
"Are you still learning to call sheep?" Chen Mo said while picking up bird feathers: "You have a mother-in-law and you are not satisfied, and no one else has yet." ”
Chen Mo picked up the bird feathers all over the place, and many single men came over to snatch them, and then inserted them on his body.
"Look at you, a good team leader doesn't take the lead, he brings his team members to my field every day to make trouble, and when I see your team members making trouble in the future, I will cut your dingding!"
After Chen Mo pulled off the last big feather on Chang's head, he kicked Chang's buttocks, ignoring the many elders around him who were crying bitterly.
The second blind date meeting of the water army tribe came to a successful conclusion.
Looking at the clansmen entering the room in pairs, Chen Mo wanted to smoke, but no. Thinking about it, I haven't smoked for months, how did I survive?
Chen Mo felt that quitting smoking was more difficult than quitting masturbation! He could not masturbate for half a month, but he could not stop smoking for a day.
Chen Mo is a great addict to smoking, and he is a person who has made great contributions to the tobacco tax revenue of our Great Heavenly Empire.
In fact, Chen Mo is also a hidden rich man, with millions of dollars, he conducts low-key business dealings with various state-owned enterprises every day.
The ones that have cooperated with him are: the Celestial Empire is immobile, the Great Celestial Empire electric industry, the transportation industry, the transportation department, etc......
By the way, Chen Mo has never condoled with women who have lost their footing, one is because they are poor, and the other is because they have hands!
Chen Mo is very low-key every day!
What Chen Mo wants to do most now is to find a plant that can replace tobacco, Chen Mo used sycamore leaves as tobacco leaves when he was in college, although the taste is not right, but it is smoked.
But primitive societies have no paper! There are no leaves and no paper rolls.
Chen Mo once asked Pi to fire a pottery tobacco pouch pot, but the rod was not ventilated, so he had to knock the pot head off and insert it into the bamboo.
But the effect is not as good as squatting directly by the fire and using your mouth to smoke the smoke. The smoke entered his mouth and was filtered through his lungs, Chen Mo felt that he was fluttering, and he had to reduce his life expectancy by at least five years.
Chen Mo yelled at Tianchang: "I want to smoke!" and then returned to his hut without turning his head.
"Who is the cigarette? Why have you offended the chief, the chief wants to smoke him!"
ps: There is only one shift today, I'm sorry, everyone......