Chapter 258: Long live the Boss
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"Smack!", "What's the matter with you guy, the boss asks you! Why is the city closed, you say!?"
Brother Ao, who came up in anger, didn't seem to have had a good time, and slapped the head of the brother who persuaded Cangtian, and asked very unpleasantly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
This slap is too level, unexpected, and the usual sincerity is directly on this brother's brain!
The brother's head suddenly ached, and the whole person suddenly panicked, as if he was in some kind of blindfold, he looked at Brother Ao's red little face, and hurriedly asked Cangtian: "Boss, why is the city closed..... Why...... Why..... I... I don't know!"
After the brother finished speaking, he was still holding his head there, I don't know if Brother Ao was confused for him, or if he was proving that he really didn't know, anyway, his head was shaking like the rattle.
The brother's appearance was somewhat comical, and the brothers who were squatting in circles next to him were all giggling and stealing fun.
But Brother Ao was angry, they could only hold back, and they tried not to be happy, so that they all blushed. And asked Cangtian this guy, but he didn't pay any attention to this brother's performance.
After half a ring, standing in front of the city gate, he asked Cangtian to look at the city with thick walls, and suddenly stretched out his right hand, and then the palm slowly went up, and the middle finger stretched out high, and then waved his arm, pointing directly at the sky, and shouted: "Flower country, go to you mlgb!"
This sentence asked the sky to ask the prince to say that it is quite bold, that between the flow of wind and clouds, the season of the rising sun of all things, I saw the middle finger of asking the sky to point at the sky again, and then spoke again, and then looked up to the sky and scolded: "Flower country, I will be your immortal banban!"
After scolding these two sentences, he then asked Cang Tian suddenly turned around, looked calm, and said to the brothers: "Hmph, the closure of the city?
"This lockdown is said to our people with low strength, if you are a king, is this small lockdown a thing?"
Asking Cangtian seems to ask the brothers again, but in fact, he is talking to himself, because he doesn't give the brothers a chance to talk back at all.
"His sister, this is not strong, but I am really angry!"
"Grandma has legs, she has strength, why can't she go! Ben Shao has to go in even if she climbs over the wall! Now it's really his uncle's anger!"
"Seal the city, seal your uncle! You grandma doesn't love things that uncle doesn't love!"
"Hey, the farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but I am standing at the gate of your city, but you are fucking locking down the city and not letting Lao Tzu enter!"
"Flower Country, "Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear" is what you are talking about!
"It's not that I'm boasting about Haikou, in terms of IQ, anyone in your flower country is no play, but if you want to talk about cheapness, count three thousand years forward, three thousand years later, a total of six thousand years before and after, and no one will surpass your flower country!
"Sigh, you are as light as the wind, you are gentle as water, you are as hazy as fog, you are as romantic as the moon, you are as passionate as the sun, you are as tolerant as the sea, in a word: you belong to the country, and there is no place like a person!
"The sky is vast, the road is vast, and the eight calves who are locked down are playing hooligans!"
"Damn, don't let Lao Tzu have the strength, don't let Ben Shao push your city wall! I'll let you close the city, let you be cheap, and seal your second uncle!"
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For more than an hour, the mouth of asking Cangtian didn't stop at all, all kinds of strange and strange words, all kinds of scolding classics, all of which popped out of his mouth as if they were slipping out of his mouth.
The brothers looked at the boss who was scolding, and they were stunned for a moment, and they were completely stunned!
"Guy, come here, look, I'm a god, our boss is a good bullfork!"
"Oh, the boss is so imposing! He's the idol of my life! Long live the boss!"
"Uh-huh, long live the boss!"
"Long live your uncle! you two will give me a side pull, the boss is my idol, you two will choose another person to be your idol!"
"Oh, why? I'll start by saying that the boss is my idol!"
"It's a drop, we said it first!"
"Hehe, what's the matter, you two will be justified in saying that you two are justified first!
As he spoke, he only heard "crackling, crackling", and this brother waved his little fat hand and beat the two brothers again.
The brothers were shocked when they asked the sky to be so majestic, but they didn't forget to sigh fiercely.
Obediently, how long did this boss hold back before he was angry!
I don't know if I don't say it, I'm scared when I exit it! Boss, this guy is just a dirty export!
Isn't this boss the fourth prince of the Rose Empire? How can he be more powerful than scolding street shrews!
Well...... Kneel, kneel completely, the boss is the boss, and scolding is a unique art.
All the brothers secretly admired in their hearts, and decided to learn this dirty skill from the boss, and they now worshiped their boss!
However, when the brothers reacted like that, they suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Isn't this boss the prince of the empire? His cultivation quality can't be so low!
However, the big man's mouth that was scolding in front of him didn't stop at all....... What's going on?
No, no!
The boss scolded, but every sentence of the language is very reasonable and philosophical, anyway, it is very incisive!
This kind of literary and artistic words, without the slightest dirty word, each classic paragraph, is through the ancient and modern, all kinds of words are mixed in, it can be said that there is everything, it is simply a witty word!
The boss is the boss, the name of the person, the shadow of the tree, the boss opens his mouth, it is extraordinary!
"I'm so tired!"
After scolding for a long time, Wen Cangtian seemed to be tired of scolding, and the whole person squatted on the ground, and said hoarsely.
At this time, Brother Ao on the side was very discerning, and hurriedly handed over the water bag, "Boss, come, come, take a rest and drink saliva." ā
Ask Cangtian didn't look at the worship on the faces of the brothers, took the water bag handed by Brother Ao and opened it, "Gu Dong Gu Dong", and drank the water in a big gulp.
No, a whole bag of water was asked to drink it all in one go.
After drinking, he asked Cangtian to burp with water, and threw the water bag to Brother Ao, looking like he was going to continue scolding, probably until the scolding was cool.
This Brother Ao looked at the empty water bag in his hand, and he didn't know what to say for a while, this water is the amount of water that a person drinks in a day, and it was drunk by the boss in one go!
At this time, Brother Ao had to sigh: The boss can not only scold, but also drink!
Anyway, their brothers are all foodies, so it doesn't matter. It's just that this boss can drink water so much, shouldn't it be called a parallel import?
Just when Brother Ao was surprised, he asked Cangtian to take two steps, and instead of scolding, he said: "Is there any water, brother hasn't quenched his thirst yet......."
Hearing this, Brother Ao suddenly shook a spirit all over his body, rubbing it, this ..... Is this really a parallel import?
Brother Ao's whole person was a little stunned, and the other brothers saw that Brother Ao didn't move, so how could they be idle.
A brother hurriedly took his water bag and handed it to the boss.
"Boss, come, we still have this water, it's okay, you drink, drink it and then scold, let's just scold, don't open the door if you don't believe it!" The brother seemed to be afraid that Brother Ao would cut him, and said with a smile on his face.
Hearing this, the man who had just drunk the water asked Cangtian, and squirted out the water he drank into his mouth, spraying the whole brother's face.