Master Pao led five leopards to walk slowly on the path between the jungles.

Before coming, the cannon volunteered, but when it came to the method, the cannon was a little stretched.

In terms of ideological work, artillery can rank among the top three, but if it is about strategy, artillery will not be able to do it.

Just apply the values in the game of Three Kingdoms to plan, the politics of the cannon is 80, and the intelligence is barely enough to support 60.

So Chen Mo, whose intelligence broke through 65, came up with a plan: the inside should be combined with the outside, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, hides from the sky and crosses the sea, and the old man pushes the cart......

Cannon leads five primitive leopards and pretends to encounter the Coalition forces, then joins the coalition forces and creates chaos from within.

Perfectly planned!

After all, in primitive societies, leopards and saber-toothed tigers are the spokesmen of death, and a person who can subdue a leopard is a standard cattle man in primitive societies.

The leopard listened to the cannon and cooperated with the cannon's commands, and three squatted on the road, and two went into the woods to hunt for food.

The cannon lit a fire in the center of the road and waited patiently for the prey.

Dahua and Erhua came back with a roe deer and a pheasant in their mouths respectively, and the cannon was simply processed and slowly roasted on the fire.

The cannons are not in a hurry, and the leopards are not in a hurry, they are all patiently waiting for the barbecue.

The impatient old chief, who was harassed by the wind and others along the way, found that there was no movement in the jungle for a long time, and thought with relief: "There are more people than me? ”

Until now, the old chief had not yet figured out that the only people who had been harassing their march were a group of men, a group of archers.

Feng originally planned to continue harassing the marching coalition soldiers, but saw that the head of the bamboo arrow had begun to dull and was no longer sharp, so he gave up.

The cannon that converged with the wind just now touched the blunt bamboo arrow, and felt that this bamboo arrow could still be used, so he asked the wind to cooperate with him to play a domineering appearance.

The cannon commanded five leopards to practice the leopard's mouth bite bamboo arrows for a long time, and the effect was very good, as long as the strength of the archer weakened a little, the leopards could bite the bamboo arrows 100% of the incoming arrows.

After practicing for a while, Feng ordered the archers to rest in the jungle, and let the cannon control the rest of the situation, and wait for him to cooperate with him.

Most of the roe deer were wiped out by the cannon and the roe deer, but there was still no sign of the coalition troops, and the cannon felt that his patience was a little worn out.

The five leopards stared directly at the barbecue on the shelf, drooling.

Salted barbecue is not only something that humans can't refuse, but even carnivores can't covet it, as evidenced by the saber-toothed tiger family and the five big flower brothers.

Dahua saw the roe deer that was flowing oil, stretched out his claws to touch it, and was slapped down by the cannon: "Dahua, be a little patient, wait and eat later, now that I can't eat, it will be difficult to act." ”

Dahua rolled on the ground aggrievedly, and then stretched her head into the arms of the cannon to be coquettish.

The cannon had no choice but to cut off another piece of barbecue meat and stuff it into the nearest big flower.

The remaining four leopards saw that the coquettish had something to eat, so they also crowded to the side of the cannon, all kinds of coquettishness, and the cannon had to stuff a piece of barbecue meat into each leopard's mouth, and this was the end.

After waiting for a long time, seeing that the roe deer was about to be roasted into jerky, the coalition army came slowly as if looking at the scenery.

One of the coalition soldiers at the front saw the fire and five leopards not far away, and shouted to the clansmen behind him, "Look, the big flower monster can also live and barbecue." ”

Five leopards crouched around the cannon and successfully blocked the cannon's figure.

Cannon heard an unfamiliar sound, and the stone hanging in his heart was finally put down: it was finally here, and if it didn't come, the meat would not be able to eat, and it was too dry.

The cannon then stood up, quickly shaved off the flesh with a bone knife, and threw it at the leopards who were besieging the city.

The dried meat, the leopard did not want to eat it, looking at the pitiful expression and a pleading look, Dahua led his brothers to eat it reluctantly.

"Look, there's a man there, next to the big flowers. The coalition troops who watched the leopard barbecue said in surprise when they saw the cannon that stood up to divide the meat.

"Hey, really, why doesn't Big Flower eat him! Quick, go and call the chief, there is a person here who is not afraid of Big Flower." A coalition soldier said to the people around him.

Several coalition soldiers left in a hurry, looking for the old chieftain in the center of the line.

"What? Feed five big flowers for meat alone?" the old chief shouted in surprise when he heard the report of the clansmen, and the roast meat in his hand fell to the ground without realizing it.

The clansmen next to him looked at the barbecue on the ground greedily and drooled.

It was already about three o'clock in the afternoon, and the reinforcements had not eaten since they had set out, and the old chief had the privilege of eating a roast rabbit.

The tribesmen were told by the old chieftain that they were not allowed to eat until the invaders were defeated.

"Yes, Chief, a man, is feeding the Greatflower, and the Greatflowerbeast is obediently crouching beside the man. The returning clansmen repeated it again.

"Let's go, take me around. The old chief looked at the roast meat that had fallen on the ground, and his heart cracked in distress, he was hungry now.

Several coalition soldiers quietly surrounded the barbecue that had fallen to the ground, and as soon as the old chief left, they quickly pounced on it and robbed it.

Those who grabbed the meat immediately stuffed it into their mouths, and those who grabbed the bones held the bones and smelled them, and the coalition forces who had nothing to find looked at them with envy and dryness.

The old chief followed his people at the forefront of the procession, looking at the cannon playing with the leopard.

"Roll, yes, roll!" Cannon spun his fingers in circles, and the five leopards followed suit.

"Okay, stand up!" Cannon followed Chen Mo to learn a few postures, all of which were the postures that Chen Mo had when he teased the dog.

"Is this a god?, and he can play happily with such a savage creature as the Great Flower Beast!" exclaimed the old chieftain in surprise.

Not only primitive societies, but also in the 21st century, anyone would be surprised and even worshiped if they saw someone in the jungle talking about a wild leopard and getting along with it.

After all, zookeepers don't take leopards out for a walk.

The old chief cautiously came to the cannon and asked respectfully, "Are you a god?"

The cannon laughed without saying a word, and continued to tease the leopard. A master must have a demeanor, that's what the chief said.

The bored wind, who was waiting in the jungle, saw the coalition forces appear, so he ordered a light shot of arrows at the cannon.

"Are you a reinforcement sent by the gods?" the old chief just smiled when he saw the cannon, but did not speak, and asked again.

At this time, nine bamboo arrows were shot in the jungle, and they went straight to the cannon and the leopard, and the old chief saw the bamboo arrows that came from the road, and hurriedly threw down the cannon and the five leopards, and ran backwards alone.

When the leopard led by Dahua saw the bamboo arrows being shot, he jumped up in the same posture as he practiced and took the arrows in his mouth.

There were also four straight cannons, and the cannons grabbed the bamboo arrows that had no strength.

"I, the scumbag cannon master under the command of the Son of the Gods!" said arrogantly, looking at a group of stunned pit goods coalition troops.