Chapter 60: A Terrible Breakfast

A few people stepped into the path, didn't take a few steps, turned a corner, and sure enough, they saw No. 8 of the reincarnation road, and they went up to the Jinluan Palace. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

It's just that what stunned the five of them was that the tall Jinluan Hall was not that kind of ancient building with a tall house at all, but a classroom!

The mottled walls, most of the skin of the walls have fallen off, and the windows are so dirty that people suspect that the construction workers were drunk and mistakenly put rusty iron pieces on them as glass.

It's not just a classroom, it's the worst classroom ever!

On the door of the classroom, the words "No. 8 Reincarnation" are written crookedly on the white paint, which makes people feel like they see "eighteen years of ancestral formula, specializing in gonorrhea, phone xxxx" or "XXX, if you don't pay off your debts, your whole family" on the wall.

"We can't go wrong, can we?"

Zhu Zhu looked incredulous.

"Don't you see, the words 'Reincarnation Road No. 8' are so clear that they can't be wrong. ”

Yang Ming pointed to the words "Reincarnation Road No. 8" written in white paint on the classroom door.

"We are big officials when we wear a mask, and there is nothing wrong with breaking the classroom and writing a few words to become Jinluan Palace, just No. 8 of the reincarnation road. ”

Lu Fan stretched out his hand and wanted to push the door, but his hand retracted the moment he touched the door.

It's not a teacher he's never been a bird, but a ghost, an emperor, no matter what his identity, it's not good for him to go in directly, right?

"The emperor, the minister, the minister came to the early dynasty. ”

Lu Fan didn't know what the etiquette should be when he went to the early dynasty, and he had the impression that he had to be summoned in some palace, but this early dynasty in front of him was different from any early dynasty in history, and it was obvious that he couldn't repeat that kind of etiquette.

"Your Majesty has been waiting for a long time, please come in!"

This should be a character like a eunuch talking, the voice is low and hoarse, and what is even more fucked up is that the voice is not coming from the classroom, but from behind him, ringing behind everyone's ears, as if someone is lying behind him and whispering.

But when the crowd came, it was clear that there was no one else!

Zhu Zhu and Wang Jia, the two sisters, screamed in fright at that time, and even Lu Fan was also a spirit.

"When you get inside, you'd better be prepared to see horror at any time, and stop making such a fuss. ”

After explaining, Lu Fan pushed open the classroom door.

The inside of the classroom is also very dilapidated, the floor is cracked, the walls are full of cobwebs, and the ceiling is an old lamp and a fan with a broken blade.

There are only five desks, and a stool is placed under each desk, which is obviously for these five "ministers".

On the podium, a tall ghost sat there, with a large slit in his neck that almost split his head and body in two, and black blood flowed incessantly.

The neck is not the most numbing part of the scalp, the most terrifying thing is the eyes, this ghost's face is the same as the face of ordinary people, but the eyes are as big as copper bells!

The width of the two eyes almost fills the whole face!

This kind of proportion, drawn in a comic, is cute and cute, but it is extremely scary to appear on a ghost.

In particular, the ghost has not yet had the whites of his eyes, and the entire eye socket is pitch black, and the black viscous liquid is constantly crawling down from the corners of his eyes.

In addition to the ghost sitting on the podium, there was also a ghost standing under the podium, with a bright knife embedded in his head, and he should be the one who just sent a few people in.

Except for Lu Fan, everyone else felt a tingling of their scalps, their footsteps stopped instantly, their bodies froze, and even their breathing was cautious, for fear that if they panted a little too much, they would disturb the two ghosts.

"Aiqing, give the seat, give the seat!"

Lu Fan was still hesitant to come to "Long live my emperor, long live, long live", and the ghost emperor spoke first.

"Thank you, Lord Longne!"

Lu Fan took two steps forward and sat in the first row, sitting closest to the Ghost Emperor.

In Wang Jia and the others, they must think that the farther away from the Ghost Emperor is better, but Lu Fan never thinks so, as long as the live broadcast is not over, any corner of this classroom is just as dangerous.

Instead of hiding in the back, it is better to choose a position with the best viewing angle for easy observation.

"Thank you, Lord Longne!"

The other four people also sat separately.

I don't know where they came from, they went from the back row according to the size of their official positions.

"Ladies and gentlemen, since I ascended the throne, I have worked hard for the country and the people, and today, there is a major event to discuss. Someone came to the court, and the ghost emperor seemed to be in a good mood, nodding frequently, "This important thing is ・・・・・・ Zhong Aiqing, what did you eat for breakfast today?"

When he asked this, the ghost emperor's gaze just fell on Zhu Zhu's body.

Zhu Zhu was frightened and shuddered, and hurriedly said, "Qiyu, Qiqi, Your Majesty, ・・・・・・ minister"

"Your Majesty, she was in a hurry to go to the court in the morning, and she was in a bit of a hurry, so she didn't have time to eat breakfast. ”

Before Zhu Zhu finished speaking, he was preemptively spoken by Lu Fan.

"Aiqing made such a sacrifice for the sake of the early dynasty, and I am very relieved. The Ghost Emperor nodded approvingly, and said to the eunuch who stood with his head bowed, "Xiao Chunzi, what did you eat for breakfast?"

"Back to Your Majesty, the black dog's heart eaten by the minister, the minister was on the way to the court, there was a black dog that always barked at the minister, and the minister directly took out its heart, and when he ate, the heart was still beating. ”

The eunuch bowed and said.

As soon as this answer came out, Zhu Zhu broke out in a cold sweat, if she really said her breakfast, wouldn't it tell the ghost emperor that she was a human and not a ghost?

Although the live game didn't say what she would do if she was found out by a ghost, even if she thought about it with hair, she knew that it wouldn't be a good thing!

"Xiao Chunzi, you really have a good appetite, my food is much worse, I eat like an old man, he actually dared to insult me, I threw it in the oil pan and fried it, that old man, the meat is old and sour, and it is unpalatable to death. ”

The Ghost Emperor sighed.

"Your Majesty, if you think the old meat is not delicious, the minister also has a daughter, the former Tianchen ate one of her arms, it is extremely delicious, I am willing to give it to Your Majesty, fry and cook, how to do it is fragrant. ”

"Xiao Chunzi, you think so much about me, and you have to be like this, what more can I ask for. ”

On the desk, listening to the conversation between the ghost emperor and the little eunuch, Zhu Zhu, Wang Jia, Yang Ming, and Li Fei all felt their scalps tingle.

That's eating people, not eating fruits and vegetables, please don't say it in such a light tone!

"Yi Aiqing, I heard that your house is the richest, and the food has always been the best among all Aiqing, I don't know what to eat?"

The ghost emperor and the little eunuch said a few words, and their eyes fell on Lu Fan again.

"Yi Aiqing, what the hell is this called?"

"The best food? According to this perverted way of eating, how can the food be good?"

Lu Fan scolded his mother in his heart, the baby is not a pervert!

"Your Majesty, the minister, the minister, the minister, the entire mansion and everyone in the palace have eaten. ”

"There are hundreds of people up and down in your house, and you actually ate them all, Yi Aiqing, your appetite is really enviable. ”

"Your Majesty has overdone it. ”

"Hundreds of people, how did Aiqing eat it? fried or fried?"

"One-third fried, one-third fried, and the other third, cooked. ”