Chapter 399: Eat Your Girlfriend
After chatting with the female ghost for a while, Lu Fan left. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Regarding how the male ghost and the female ghost went on a blind date, the female ghost didn't say too specific, just said that she sat there, chatted with each other, and asked some questions.
"Sure enough, the blind date between ghosts and ghosts is different from mine, and he doesn't need to be pulled into the illusion. ”
However, even if you know this, it doesn't seem to be of much use.
There was already one left, and now the third blind date of the male ghost has been going on for a while, Lu Fan didn't delay much, and also went to the third room.
This time, Lu Fan was not so polite, knocked on the door casually, and walked in according to his mobile phone.
The first thing that catches your eye is a bloody section, with a bone in the center, and blood gushing out.
Nima, this female ghost has no head!
"Hello, beauty, I'm here for a blind date. With the experience of the previous two times, this time Lu Fan saved all these links in polite greetings, and went directly to the point, "What test do you have, just come." ”
"Good. ”
Lu Fan lay on the bed.
"What is this? sleep?"
Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly a pair of arms reached out from behind and hugged his waist, and a cold concrete body was also pasted up.
He could only feel below his neck, but not above his neck, and the body behind him was headless, so it must be the female ghost.
Lu Fan hurriedly looked down at his hand and found that he was not wearing a ring on his finger, in this scene, he and the female ghost were not husband and wife.
"Honey, woke up so soon?" a voice came from behind him, "no more sleep?"
"Well, wake up. Lu Fan said, "I've slept enough." ”
"Have you forgotten, today is Sunday, no need to work. The hand behind him was still holding him, "I'll sleep again." ”
"Well, then I'll sleep again. ”
Lu Fan just raised his head and lay down.
"Ah, I can't sleep!" The female ghost behind her body was propped up, "My best friend came to our house today, and I almost forgot about it!"
"Your best friend?" Lu Fan didn't ask who his best friend was, but just followed the female ghost's path, "Ah, yes, it's really a sin to forget such an important thing." ”
"Don't sleep, get up and get ready!"
The hand pushed Lu Fan.
"Oh, it's up!" Lu Fan got up and got out of bed, and was just about to leave, when the hand behind his back grabbed him again, "Did you forget something?"
"Forgot something?"
Lu Fan blinked vigorously, Nima I don't know anything at all, how can I forget?
"Kiss!" The headless female ghost raised her neck, if there was a head on her neck, that head should be looking at Lu Fan, "You will kiss me every day after getting up, have you forgotten?"
"Your uncle!"
Lu Fan said the middle finger fiercely in his heart, I'll go to the ghost sister, your old man doesn't even have a head, how do you want to kiss it!
"Honey, what are you doing in a daze? Don't you love me?"
Lu Fan was stunned for a moment, and the female ghost spoke again.
"Honey, I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Lu Fan made an excuse and smiled softly, "How can I kiss you in this situation?"
Then he didn't wait for the female ghost to speak, and ran to the bathroom with a smoke.
Not to mention, this home in the fantasy world is very meticulous, there are really two toothbrushes on the bathroom sink, and Lu Fan can't tell which one is his own, but he doesn't need to tell the difference, he doesn't plan to brush his teeth at all.
After staying inside for a while and rinsing his mouth with water, Lu Fan walked out.
The female ghost will also get up, because there is no one on the bed in the bedroom.
"Come in and help!"
There was a voice in the kitchen.
Lu Fan immediately went to the kitchen.
The female ghost has already tied her apron, and she looks at this posture to make a dish.
"Don't you have to wait for someone to come?"
"No, take the dish out and put it in the second cabinet on the right. ”
"Take it right away. ”
Lu Fan stretched out his hand and opened the cabinet, and the arms and legs of the cabinet were full, and Lu Fan secretly scolded Fack.
Gollum!
The two heads also rolled out of the cabinet and rolled to Lu Fan's feet.
"Nima, don't let me help chop vegetables!" Lu Fan hurriedly grabbed the two heads and stuffed them into the cabinet again, "What kind of food do you want?"
"Human heads!"
"Oh. Lu Fan took out the head that Lu Fan had just stuffed in, "Which one?"
"It's not these two, I want a woman's head. ”
"Woman's head?" Lu Fan paused, bent down and swept into the cabinet, "No, there are only these two left." ”
"Who said that, I obviously remember that there is a woman's head, you look for it again. ”
So Lu Fan endured the nausea and rummaged through the arms and legs of the cabinet.
"No, there are only these two heads. ”
There was no third head in the cupboard.
"Oh, what can I do, there is no woman's head. ”
The movements of the female ghost stopped.
"Then don't do it, go out and eat. Lu Fan was really afraid that the female ghost would make the dish for him to eat, "I know there is a restaurant nearby, and it tastes very good." ”
"Are you stupid!
"We don't eat heads. ”
"Hmph, I'm going to eat people's heads!" The female ghost turned around, judging from the direction of her neck, she should be looking at Lu Fan, "Although you are human, but you said when you chased me, you won't mind that I'm a ghost, and you will meet all my requirements!"
"But, there is no woman in the family. ”
Lu Fan spread his hands.
"It's gone now. The female ghost hand is placed in front of her neck, probably supporting her chin, "However, it will be there immediately!"
"Immediately?"
"My best friend!" the female ghost slapped Lu Fan with her elbow, "You forgot, my best friend is a human being!"
"That's not good, that's your best friend!"
"What's wrong, anyway, she is a human being, sooner or later she will die, early death and late death are deaths, why don't you die now?" The female ghost handed a kitchen knife to Lu Fan, "You are good at knife work, she is here, you are responsible for cutting off her head!"
"I'll go, this female ghost's fantasy is really messy, not to mention living with ghosts, you can even become best friends!"
"This is not strange, I think, since you can live with people, why can't you have girlfriends?"
"That girlfriend is really miserable, before she arrived, she was calculated by her best friend to be beheaded, the reason was that she just wanted to eat a woman's head. ”
"Do you think the demon anchor killed this girlfriend this time, or did he choose not to kill him against the ghost's wishes again?"
"This time, you should have to obey the wishes of the ghosts.,The first two demon anchors didn't obey the wishes of the ghosts.,The blind date failed.。 ”
"Anyway, I don't know why the demon anchor chose to disobey the wishes of the female ghost last time.,It's obvious that you have to go along with it.,This time, I hope the demon anchor won't do stupid things anymore.,Make the right choice.。 ”
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