Text Chapter 337: Confusion
When the queen saw Xuanzang's appearance again, her heart was also abrupt.
You look at me, you look at you, I don't know what I'm thinking.
After a while, the queen asked with a smile: "Master Xuanzang, is this king good-looking?"
Emma, sure enough, is still a Fanbang woman, she is straightforward and fast-talking, and she can say anything.
Now is it time to answer whether it looks good or not?
Xuanzang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and replied: "Your Majesty is as young as yesterday, it is a poor monk who is rude." But Bajie he ...... He...... Well, let him answer His Majesty's questions himself. ”
Xuanzang had nothing to say, he just wanted to find a place to be quiet as soon as possible.
The queen smiled and said, "Then the mage will step aside, and invite the master of the Eight Rings to the hall." ”
Xuanzang went out of the palace in despair, and as soon as he went out, several apprentices surrounded him.
Wujing asked, "Master, why did you come out so quickly? The queen didn't force the marriage, right?"
Dao Ji smiled: "Just look at Master's expression, the queen didn't give him a visa." ”
Wukong said: "Does the queen want to hear the story again? ”
At this moment, a female official came out and shouted, "Master Bajie, my king invites you to come in and meet you." ”
Bajie was stunned for a moment and asked, "What's the matter with me?"
Xuanzang said on the side: "The queen really wants to see you, you can go in quickly." ”
Bajie was full of doubts and went into the palace to see the queen.
Wukong was also very curious, and asked, "Master, what is going on? Why didn't I understand it?"
Xuanzang said listlessly: "Apprentices, now that the situation has changed, let's go to the post house first and wait for the news of Bajie." ”
Several apprentices felt that the situation was wrong, and they didn't dare to ask more, so they had to follow him to the post house.
Back at the post house, Xuanzang didn't say a word. Wukong and the others had to hide outside the house to gossip, and they didn't dare to make too loud noises, for fear of being heard by Xuanzang.
They gossiped for a long time, but they didn't come up with a single result.
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When it was time for dinner, Bajie finally came back, looking like he had seen a ghost.
Wukong stepped forward and asked, "Senior brother, what is going on?"
Bajie sighed: "What else." The queen dumped the master and said...... also said that he wanted to recruit me to be the son-in-law of the inverted door, you said that this matter was rectified, it was purely inexplicable. ”
And they were petrified together.
After a while, Dao Ji asked, "Second wet chest, you have too much information, right?" Why did the queen dump Master? And why did she fall in love with you? Aren't you trying to trick us?"
Bajie said: "Oh, can this kind of thing still be used to deceive people? I'm dying of death." ”
Wukong said: "Bajie, you make your words clear, don't be so vague." ”
Bajie said: "The queen said, he said that the master was too attentive, and he had a good relationship with her before, but as soon as he left the city, he eloped with other women, this kind of man is too unreliable." She also said...... He also said that I am honest and handsome......"
Before he could finish speaking, everyone jumped up.
Wukong shouted, "Honest, handsome, can these two words match you!"
Ryoma also cried out, "This queen is blind! God, you have made me blind too!"
Bajie said: "Okay, I admit that the word handsome was indeed added by myself, but she really said that I am honest and kind." She also said that now that she is not young, she wants to find a reliable man, and it doesn't matter what looks or anything. is not like the master, with a good face, he messes with flowers and grass everywhere. These are her exact words. ”
"Squeak-"
Xuanzang pushed the door out and shouted, "Didn't you explain to her that she was captured by a female monster when she was a teacher?"
Bajie asked suspiciously, "Why should I explain more to her? What if I want to explain it clearly, and she turns around and pesters you again?" Master, don't you really want to get rid of the queen?"
"It's not...... No...... How do you say that...... I don't want her to pester me, but, but it shouldn't be like this, I ...... I ......"
Wukong said: "Master, you don't need to explain too much, in fact, you have a queen in your heart, right?"
Xuanzang said: "What I said has nothing to do with this! You said that she is a dignified king of the Xiliang women's country, and she is not ugly, why does she look at the eight precepts?"
Dao Ji muttered: "Oh, why do you feel sour, who is making sweet and sour pork ribs?"
Xuanzang said: "Whoever is jealous, I will eat his vinegar? Who believes this? You go and ask the people of the whole world, who will believe it!"
Wukong said: "Master, don't be unconvinced, what people practice Bajie is the Heart Sutra of the Imperial Maiden, which has a charm that attracts women, if you also want to practice, you can ask Bajie to lend you a look." ”
Xuanzang said: "Nonsense, you are all talking nonsense! I am a spicy and honest person, why is he unreliable? No, I have to go to the queen to explain this matter clearly." ”
Everyone had never seen Xuanzang lose his temper like this, and they were all puzzled and had no idea for a while.
Xuanzang hurriedly walked a few steps, seemed to think of something again, turned back to the house, and closed the door.
Wujing asked, "What's going on?"
Wukong said: "Master, he is upset. ”
Ryoma said, "Then what should we think of?"
Wukong said: "You ask me, I don't know." By the way, Bajie, how did you and the queen talk about it in the end?"
Bajie said: "The current queen is not as easy to fool as in the past. I had to tell her that I was a man with a wife. Even if she wants to marry me, she can only be small. But she disagreed, saying that it was okay for two daughters to serve a husband, but she had to be bigger. Then I argued with her about the big, the small, the big, the small, and the little one, and we broke up unhappily. ”
Ryoma said: "You dare to fight even the idea of the master! Hehe, Brother Monkey is right, we really underestimate you." ”
Bajie sighed and said, "Don't laugh at me, let's talk about the master first." ”
Dao Ji thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, let's make a bet and see who can persuade Master, how about it?"
"What do you want to bet on?" asked Wukong and Bajie in unison.
"How about a hundred taels of silver?"
The two of them pouted, indicating that they were not interested.
"Then 10,000 taels?"
"Deal!"
Daoji asked again, "Then who will come first?"
Wukong said: "Let Xiaolong come first." ”
Ryoma waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I don't bet, I abstain." ”
Wujing didn't wait for Wukong to speak, and also said: "I also abstain, whoever you love, go." ”
Wukong said: "Then Daoji will go first, right?"
So Daoji went in to persuade Xuanzang. After a while, he came out and said, "I told Master that we still have an important task, but he said that he wants to be quiet. ”
Wukong said: "It didn't work out, did it? Then it's Bajie's turn." ”
So Bajie went in again.
After a while, Bajie came out and said, "I just entered the house, and before I could speak, Master kicked me out." ”
Wukong said: "Haha, you didn't succeed either, this time it's my turn." ”
So he went in too.
As soon as he entered the room, he said, "Master, are you okay?" ”
Xuanzang said: "If you have something to say, let's talk about it another day, I want to be quiet for the teacher." ”
Wukong said: "Just one word, I'll leave after speaking!"
Xuanzang said: "Then you can say it." ”
Wukong said: "Master, since you can dump the queen, why can't the queen dump you?"
A sentence was like an empowerment, and Xuanzang woke up instantly.
Yes, when she left the Xiliang Women's Country, wasn't the queen sad?
And she has been waiting for many years, how should this account be calculated?