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Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, this time it's really fun, the monster is about to attack the city!"

The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, don't be in a hurry. ”

Wukong said: "There are twenty-two demon kings alone, how can you not be in a hurry?"

The Bodhisattva said: "Actually, that Sai Tai Sui is my mount, the Golden Retriever, descending to earth. ”

Wukong asked, "It turned out to be the Bodhisattva and your pet?"

The Bodhisattva said, "Yes, I raised it." ”

Wukong shouted, "Okay, you bodhisattva! You like to raise some kittens and puppies or something, it's your personal hobby, I shouldn't blame you." But since you have raised them, you should take good care of them, instead of escaping one today and another tomorrow as you do now!"

The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, you have wronged me this time. ”

Wukong said: "What do you mean by this?"

The Bodhisattva said: "Wukong, let me tell you, the nine-headed worm that escaped to the South China Sea last time has been caught by me, and he confessed a big secret. ”

Wukong said: "What is the big secret?"

The Bodhisattva said: "He said that recently a group of powerful monsters formed an alliance called the Monster Alliance. The purpose of the establishment of this alliance is to arrest your master Tang Xuanzang. ”

Wukong said: "Monster Alliance, what does this have to do with your mount Xiafan?"

The Bodhisattva said, "I sent the Golden Retriever Roar into the inside of the monster to listen to the news." ”

Wukong said: "That's not right!"

The Bodhisattva asked, "What's wrong?"

Wukong said: "That nine-headed insect fled to the South China Sea last year, and it has been at least three years since your golden retriever roared down to earth! ”

The Bodhisattva said: "The Buddha's magic power is boundless, the magic is clever, the enemy is the first, and he has the unfathomable mystery." ”

Wukong said: "Since it is all expected by the Buddha, what kind of undercover agent should be sent?" And the bell of your mount is simply designed to restrain me. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Everything is constantly developing and changing, and even the Buddha does not dare to guarantee that he can control everything." So the undercover agent must be sent. ”

Wukong said: "Could it be that this monster alliance is very powerful?"

The Bodhisattva said, "Amazing, very tight." I heard the Buddha say that the head of this monster alliance is called Bond Chief, nicknamed Condenser, and he is best at sneak attacks and assassinations. ”

Wukong said: "Is this condenser domestic or a foreign product?"

The Bodhisattva said, "It seems to be a foreign product." ”

Wukong said: "That means that the hidden map of the West Pole Continents has been opened?"

The Bodhisattva said, "So you also know about the West Pole Continents?"

Wukong said: "Of course I do. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "In short, there has been an undercurrent surging recently, so you masters and apprentices must be careful. ”

Wukong said: "You're scaring me!"

The Bodhisattva said, "What am I scaring you for!" Now there is not only a monster alliance, but even the Buddha is ready to play a big one. ”

Wukong was surprised when he heard this: "It doesn't make sense! Since there is a monster alliance, why does the Buddha want to add fuel to the fire?"

The Bodhisattva said, "The Buddha is also forced to be helpless." The immortals are complaining, they say that the recent plot design is too simple. ”

Wukong said: "Why is it so simple?"

The Bodhisattva said: "They say that even if you have passed a level with a few messy couplets, you will pass another level by beating a little snake demon who has not yet transformed into a human form, and it will not be exciting at all." ”

Wukong said: "It turned out to be for this bit of." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Isn't it? ”

Wukong said: "These immortals are all full of food!

The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, don't get excited, just walk carefully in the future." ”

Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you promised me back then, this serial task is just a simple level!"

The Bodhisattva said, "Uh...... That's exactly what I said back then. But now I've accidentally risen to the difficulty level. ”

Wukong complained: "I can't imagine that this scripture-learning task also has an automatic upgrade function?

The Bodhisattva said, "It's just a little bit of difficulty, and for you, it's no problem." ”

Wukong said: "Why do I feel like I'm being pitted?"

The Bodhisattva said, "No way, the customer is God." That's why the Buddha designed the plot of this monster attacking the city. ”

Wukong said: "By the way, the monsters are still attacking the city! ”

The Bodhisattva said: "What are you panicking about! This plot is designed by Buddhism, that is, the scene is bigger, and the safety factor is still quite high." ”

Wukong said, "What about now? ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Well, almost, I'll go with you now." ”

Wukong asked, "Since that monster is an undercover agent arranged by you, do you still catch him?"

The Bodhisattva said, "Don't catch him, just play a show and let him go." ”

Wukong exclaimed, "The mythical version of Infernal Affairs!"

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After the discussion, the Bodhisattva followed Wukong to Zhu Ziguo.

As soon as they flew over Zhu Ziguo, they found that the situation was not right.

The monster corps that was originally around the city gate were all gone, and there was only one Sai Tai Sui left on the scene.

The Bodhisattva said, "Huh, what about the monsters?"

Wukong said, "Yes, where are the monsters?"

The Bodhisattva said: "It seems that the plot shouldn't be like this. ”

Wukong said: "It seems that I can only ask my master what is going on." ”

So the Bodhisattva and Goku flew to the top of the castle tower. When the king and all the ministers saw the Bodhisattva coming, they were all greatly shocked and retreated to the city and knelt down together to pray.

Wukong said, "Master, what about those monsters?"

Xuanzang said: "They have all withdrawn." ”

Wukong said, "Why did they want to leave? Did you do something to them?"

Xuanzang said: "I talk to them about life, ideals, morality, and beliefs." ”

Wukong said, "And then they withdrew?"

Xuanzang said: "That's right." ”

The Bodhisattva complained: "Tang Xuanzang, you have ruined my entire plan!"

Xuanzang said: "What plan?"

So Wukong told the Monster Alliance and the Bodhisattva Golden Retriever Roar undercover in detail.

Xuanzang exclaimed: "Oh, why did you get to the difficulty level!

Wukong said: "What else can I do! ”

Xuanzang said: "No! No! We must think of a way!"

Wukong asked curiously, "What can you come up with?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, what kind of way should I think of? I can't violate the rules of the westward journey, but I can also clear the customs quickly! It's really nerve-wracking." ”

Wukong said: "Is there really a way?"

Xuanzang said: "Don't bother me, let me think about it." With that, he meditated on the tower and began to use his mind quickly.

Wukong felt curious, so he stood next to him and didn't speak. The Bodhisattva was also curious, and she also wanted to know the answer, so she also stood by and didn't speak.

About half a pillar of incense, Xuanzang shouted: "There is a way!"

Wukong said: "Say it quickly, say it quickly, what can you do!"

Xuanzang said: "The specific operation is like this: Wukong, you go to the West Heaven to spread a lot of news, and say that you can live forever by eating Tang monk meat, so that those monsters will be tempted and arrest me." And then you will get me out again. When you get me out, aren't you already in the vicinity of the West Heaven! This will save a lot of travel! Hahahaha, I can come up with such an idea, isn't it very witty!"

Wukong said: "Don't say it, this method doesn't violate the rules of westward travel at all! Master, you are really a talent!"

After hearing this, the Bodhisattva sneered: "Tang Xuanzang, back then, you changed the Buddha's arrangement without authorization, skipped many tasks and did not do them, and as a result, you suffered from half a year in prison, have you forgotten!"

Xuanzang said: "What is the suffering of half a year in prison? As long as I can complete the task of learning from the scriptures, even if I suffer from a few more years of imprisonment, I will admit it." ”

Seeing that Xuanzang looked like he was dead, the Bodhisattva immediately changed his tone and persuaded bitterly: "Tang Seng, if you want to achieve positive results, you must go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties. How can you make up for these eighty-one difficulties with this kind of trick?"

Xuanzang said: "As long as I succeed in learning the scriptures, it will be a great merit! With this merit, I will be able to achieve positive results, so why do I have to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties?"

The Bodhisattva said: "If you do it like this, you can't even make up the number of words!"

Xuanzang said: "The number of words is not enough, right? That's very simple." Wukong, borrow a pinch of monkey hair from you. ”

Wukong was amazed, "Oh, Master, did you steal my thousands of incarnations to learn supernatural powers?"

Xuanzang said: "No, no." Give me the monkey fur, I'll be useful." ”

Although Wukong thought it was strange, he still did it, plucked a handful of monkey hair and handed it to Xuanzang.

The Bodhisattva shouted: "Tang Xuanzang, you used this trick to kill your master, Elder Fa Ming, and in the end, I helped you resurrect him." Now you want to use this trick against me again? If you are so bad and do not change, how can you achieve positive results!"

Xuanzang looked calm, took a pinch of monkey hair with his middle finger and thumb, and sang with a smile: "My heart is like this, everything is lonely, and it is not proven, the golden cicada sings Bodhi." ”

Wukong Qi said: "Master, everyone is a Bodhi, why are you singing Bodhi?"

Xuanzang rolled his eyes and said, "I can sing whatever I want, you care about me?"

The Bodhisattva laughed angrily and said, "Okay, you Tang Xuanzang, you actually want to follow the Buddha's example of teaching the Dharma with flowers! The Buddha once passed on a mantra to me, do you want me to read it to you?"

When Xuanzang heard this, he couldn't help but shake his hands, and countless monkey hairs fluttered and flew in the wind.

Goku hurriedly took the hairs back from his body.

Xuanzang said: "Oh, Wukong! Now that the monster fight is over, shouldn't we be on the road?"

Wukong said: "That Sai Tai Sui is still under the city." ”

Xuanzang wants to pretend to be confused, and the Bodhisattva should act as if nothing has happened. She changed the subject and said, "Anyway, the undercover plan has failed, so I'd better take him back." Wukong, where's my golden bell?"

This time it was Goku's turn to pretend to be confused. He asked rhetorically, "What kind of golden bell, I haven't seen it." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "You pretend to be me, I'm going to recite a mantra." ”

Emma, it's this trick again, it's really tried!

Wukong hurriedly handed over the golden bell: "Bodhisattva Mo Nian, are you looking for this thing?"

The Bodhisattva took the golden bell and threw it on Sai Tai Sui's head, and the demon king immediately rolled on the ground and changed back to its original shape, which was really a shiny golden retriever.

The Bodhisattva stepped on his mount and went straight back to the South China Sea.

As soon as the Bodhisattva left, Xuanzang's master and apprentice became the boss again.

Now the king looked at them in a completely different way. How can someone who can talk to a bodhisattva be an ordinary monk?

Everyone very ceremoniously welcomed the master and apprentice back to the palace, and held a feast to thank the holy monks and grandfathers for their grace in retreating from the enemy and saving their lives.

After repeated retention, the westbound team repaired in place for seven or eight days and was ready to hit the road again. The king and the civil and military officials sent them out of the capital for more than 40 miles, and then they said goodbye.