Chapter 150 Routine
No wonder it felt so familiar, and these black-clad ghosts almost ignored themselves.
I was one of them.
Dressed in black, Li Xian half-pushed and half-changed his clothes, and then relied on the guidance to walk towards the "employee channel".
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"The flowers on the other side are blooming on the other side, but what can I do in front of the bridge, Sansheng laughed and drunk and went crazy, wanting to wash the sky with demon blood!"
This poem has been engraved on the tablet in front of the passage on the eighteenth floor, and has become a prominent symbol on the eighteenth floor.
There are many yin ghosts and yin ghosts who come and go, but there are few who can bring this poem safely to the yang world.
Those who go in can't get out. Even if you go out, it's not necessarily a good thing......
has been the lord of the underworld for thousands of years, at best, he can only be regarded as a newcomer, and Lord Yama, who is still boiling his qualifications, is very distressed.
He often wondered why he was sent to this place where birds don't to be the Lord of Hades.
The underworld is a buffer between the underworld and the human world. Go back, you can't go back, and for thousands of years, you have only guarded here for the eight characters of "Ten Thousand Years of Hades, Yin and Ghosts Enter Yang".
What if you go to the Yang Realm (the Human Realm)? It's just a place where unproductive ghosts should go, and aspiring ghosts are always thinking about invading the heavenly realm and recreating the glory of 10,000 years ago.
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What is wrong with me? In the past thousand years, my cultivation is no worse than those ghosts who stay in the underworld.
This year happens to be the 10,000th anniversary of the establishment of the Underworld, right? Unfortunately, I'm afraid that I, the new Lord of Yama, won't be able to pick peaches.
Because there is one less ghost in the eighteenth layer of hell, Lord Yama can't afford this responsibility, or he doesn't want to shirk it at all. I just want to make more mistakes so that I can return to the underworld smoothly.
Looking at the seventeen floors gathered in front of him, there were more than 10,000 judges, black impermanence, white impermanence, bull head and horse face, Meng Po, and all kinds of ghosts......
Lord Yama slowly took off the mysterious veil on his head, revealing a face as black as the bottom of a pot, and the curved crescent moon on his forehead.
It seems that what kind of Lord Yama is here, it is clearly Bao Qingtian of Li Xian's era.
The appearance is somewhat similar, but this Lord Yama does not have a good temper like Bao Qingtian, and he only seeks justice for the common people.
"9527, haven't you come yet?" It doesn't matter if his face is dark or not, Lord Yama asked in a deep voice.
No one answered in the field, and Lord Yama raised his hand with a move, and a ghost code that exuded the aura of a ghost appeared in front of him.
"9527, entering the mortal world without permission, violating the iron law of the underworld that ghosts have no desire, and it is heinous and unforgivable, and an eighteenth-level pursuit warrant is hereby added!
Whereas... Because of his duties, this king could not escape the blame, and resigned from the position of Hades to the underworld. ”
The righteous words spoken by Lord Yama were well-founded, but what no one knew was that his tail finger was trembling slightly, and he felt panicked for his first "desire".
"Lord Yama" is just a title of the supreme administrator of the underworld, and it is usually suddenly parachuted in from the underworld, and it is not the turn of these people present.
Therefore, no one cares who will sit in this position.
The underworld is a land of bliss, where there is no desire, and there is never life and death. Come and go empty, don't worry about livelihood and belly, everyone admits this.
But if you want to be locked up here for a thousand years, ten thousand years, and live the same life forever, the position will always be this position, and you will not be transferred in the slightest, and there will be no pursuit of any "desire" in the world.
There is no end in sight, there is darkness in front of me, and I seem to be an assembly line machine that works for the underworld and never stops. After a long time, it is better to forget the previous life and be reincarnated directly.
Not only Lord Yama himself, but also the judges, black impermanence, white impermanence, bull head and horse face, Meng Po, and all kinds of ghosts, their calm hearts all stirred.
However, because of the majesty of the king of Hades, he also has his identity as an elite of the underworld. They can only hide this "desire" in the bottom of their hearts and dare not say it.
As one of the earliest elites of the prefecture, after tens of thousands of years of precipitation, Meng Po gradually drove out all the "desires" in her body and became the current sixth-in-command of the prefecture.
Meng Po, Meng Po, as the name suggests. This is the position of giving reincarnated souls to the soup of Meng Po so that they can forget the troubles of their past and present lives.
Every reincarnated person will instill the memories of their previous lives into Meng Po's brain, and every time she seems to have experienced something in the world.
Even if Meng Po has no waveless heart, she continues to see the prosperity of the world, and constantly experiences unforgettable love and family affection. It's like a stone constantly knocking on her hard heart, day after day, making her heart ripple and constantly produce "desire".
After working in this position for a long time, Meng Po didn't know who the previous one was, and she didn't know what kind of punishment she received after she proposed reincarnation.
Maybe it's because women are sensual and want to taste what "desire" tastes like again.
Meng Po didn't bother with the question of who spoke first, but took two steps forward and said directly: "Hades, old body... I already have a desire, but I am afraid that I am not qualified for my current position, and I want to be reincarnated as a human being. ”
As soon as Meng Po said this, all the ghosts present were surprised and abnormal, and they all turned their eyes to the black-faced Bao Zheng... Even, Lord Yama.
I want to see what kind of expression he has on his face. With this in mind, consider your next plans.
There was no expression of surprise on Lord Yama's face, as if he had expected it.
Glancing at Meng Po calmly, Lord Yan nodded, and then replied: "This king is a ghost who is about to leave, and there is nothing unaccommodating."
Besides, this is also human nature, if you have desire, reincarnation is, there is no need to drag it and consume it. ”
Unexpectedly, the current Lord Yama is different from the rigid thinking of the previous term and the previous office, and he actually supports resignation.
The ghosts who originally planned to survive until the next Hades and then find a way to do it, their silent thoughts gradually came alive.
Lord Yama looked at the ghosts who were about to move in front of him, he didn't say anything, but just beckoned Meng Po to step forward and said, "Drink this bowl of Meng Po soup, forget about the errand in the underworld, and then reincarnate." ”
Meng Po, who has always been expressionless, was also very excited when she heard this, but she thought that all this came too easily, for fear of fraud, so she kept an eye in advance.
After smelling the smell of Meng Po soup, Meng Po soup that has been held for thousands of years, she can be sure that the smell is no problem.
Then he narrowed his mouth a little, and a feeling of dizziness rose in his brain, as if he wanted to deprive his memory of his memory, and the pain followed.
This is a normal reaction to drinking Meng Po soup.
Meng Po waited for a while, wanting to see how the medicine worked, don't make a mistake. And Lord Yama stood next to her and didn't urge her, so that her words and deeds were revealed in front of the eyes of the ghosts who were eagerly awaiting.
Sure that there was no problem, Meng Po was a little happy in her heart, so she drank the tasteless Meng Po soup without hesitation.
The effect of Meng Po decoction came quickly, but after a while, Meng Po's originally bright eyes slowly became dim, and all the memories in her brain were emptied, and now she was a pure white paper.
Perhaps it was a thousand-year-old obsession, Meng Po didn't stay here for long, and kept rushing to the seventeenth layer, which is the starting point of the reincarnation of all things.
It's just that Lord Yama, who didn't say much, suddenly stopped Meng Po, and for the first time a smile appeared on his dark and serious face in front of his subordinates, his eyes were full of cunning: "Hello, this king is Lord Yama."
The seventeenth floor is also vacant for a Meng Po position, and this king sees that your bones are strange, so this position makes an exception for you to do. ”
Hearing Lord Yan's words, Meng Po's dull face suddenly showed a happy smile, and she quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to express her gratitude.
Routines, they're all routines!
It turns out that the special Meng Po soup can also be used in this way, which is really a long insight.
While admiring Lord Yama, the HR director of the prefecture, all the yin cha looked at each other, and at the same time, they couldn't help but carefully explore the fault line in the depths of their memories, wanting to know if they had been cheated by him like this.
A resignation turmoil was easily resolved by Lord Yama, and he looked at many temporary subordinates, and an exciting speech unfolded again.
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Legend has it that after death, people have to pass through the Chenghuang Temple, Ghost Gate Pass, Huangquan Road, Wangxiang Terrace, Guilty Examination Stone, Sansheng Stone, Meng Po Tang, Lechuan River, Nai He Bridge and then enter the reincarnation of the next life.
I also heard that this underworld is divided into eighteen layers, which is a place of bliss, but I don't know how to divide it.
Walking through the "internal passage of employees", Li Xian did not suffer from crossing the bridge, and soon came to the other side of the river.
On the other side of the river, the line of sight could be seen clearly except for three meters, and everything else was obscured by the thick fog, so nothing could be seen.
Now that he is on the other side of the river, Li Xian can see clearly that there is only a tablet here, with the words "first layer" knocked on it, and there is an ancient word "賭" behind it.
This word is easy to recognize, isn't it just gambling. Li Xiangang wanted to step forward and ask the Yin who was guarding the door, that is, his peers, if there was an employee passage, which led directly to the eighteenth floor underground.
As a result, people ignored Li Xian, and directly threw a bunch of paper money (dark coins) to Li Xian like money, and let him in directly with a move.
Yes, there are no employee benefits this time. But let's go in, I don't believe it, I can't reach the eighteenth floor with my strength?
Li Xian was holding a lot of "money", and just walked to the monument, looking east and west to see where the passage was. Suddenly, there was a pause under his feet, and the solid black earth seemed to turn into a puddle of water, and his body fell directly.
The scene was extremely changing, and Li Xian's mind was only dizzy for a while, and what appeared in front of him was a super large underground casino.
The people here are equally crazy, and Li Xian's ears are filled with fierce noise, and the shouts of "open, open, open" can almost resound in the sky.
The people in front of him were no different from the mortal world, and Li Xian could clearly see the saliva spurting out of their mouths, but he told himself over and over again that they were ghosts and not people, and the dark coins and paper ingots on the table were proof.
It turned out to be a gambling house, so it's no wonder it's called the Land of Bliss.
And since it's a gamble, it's about winning or losing.
Could it be that how much money do you have to win to be able to enter the next level? Li Xian couldn't help but feel worried about the bad luck that was everywhere on his body, and he felt that he had to pass the first hurdle extremely difficult.
However, fortunately, I didn't know that there was something in this underworld that was the same as the Imperial Fortune of the Five Elements Kingdom, which could suppress the pure and innocent bad luck on Li Xian's body, which might be his only hope for breaking through the first layer.
When Li Xian came in for the first time, he didn't know the rules of this gambling game, and he just wanted to ask those ghosts who had lost money, not only were not depressed, but also faintly excited.
However, they didn't mean to answer for Li Xian at all, and let him test it by himself, and then it was just a blink of an eye, and all the idle ghosts were gone.
The ghosts with chips in their hands were basically all on the table, and looking at their excited looks, Li Xian couldn't ask at all.
Even if you can't take money as a reward, no one will answer Li Xian.
There's no way, everything still has to be on your own.
There are more than a dozen gambling tables in this big gambling field, and the tables are full of people, looking at the crowded crowd like iron buckets, Li Xian can't squeeze in if he wants to.
The way of gambling here is also the same, all of which are calamus, dice, pai gow and the like, which are relatively monotonous.
Li Xian is not familiar with these, so he naturally chooses the most easy-to-understand dice.
Dice refers to gambling where the winner or loser is determined purely by dice. It is generally used to bet on the size.
Sic Bo is a bet placed by each player to the banker. Before each bet, the dealer places the three dice in a covered vessel and shakes them. When the players have finished placing their bets, the banker opens the vessel and pays out the prize. Because the most common bet is the size of the buy dice (a total of 4 to 10 is called small, 11 to 17 is big, except for the round dice), it is also often referred to as buying the size.
Finally squeezed in, Li Xiangang put all his chips on the table, looked around, and found that there were really a lot of winners, and many players were piled up in front of the table.
However, the expression of the player who won the money here does not seem to be quite right.
The more you win, the more you cry and mourn, but those players who don't have much money at the table show a smug smile.
Whatever, Li Xian didn't say anything when he asked them, so it was better to bet on them first.
A total of 4 to 10 is called small, and 11 to 17 is big, with the exception of the dice (i.e. the leopard).
Li Xian asked the dealer again about the rules of dice. For the sake of insurance, he only took out three paper ingots, which were equivalent to thirty taels of ingots in the mortal world, and stook them on the "small".
The first time was mainly to test the feel, well, Li Xian didn't think he could win. Actually, it's just to test the water.
As expected, under the influence of Li Xian's bad luck, all thirty taels lost.
Three dice, the number of points sifted out is 16, there is no leopard. That is, the bet on the big wins, while the bet on the small and the bet on the leopard all lose.
However, the atmosphere was a little weird.
The people who bet on the big money were very annoyed, but the people who lost the money cheered, making Li Xian scratch his head.
"A hundred years, I've been here for a whole hundred years, and I've won thirteen thousand three hundred and twelve ingots, when is it a head?"
"Hahahaha, the old decay has only been here for an hour, and he has lost more than half of it. It seems that big things can be expected. ”
"Alas, let's discuss it. Let's see who has some luck today, let's bet with him. ”
"Add me one. ”
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