Chapter 1049: Won't You Become a Rotten Egg, Right?
What does it mean to be a father? It is to marry a goddess, and Diaosi was pleasantly surprised to find that she would marry one and get one free, and she could be a father without waiting for the cave room or something.
It's a kind of Internet joke, a tragic and self-deprecating way of telling the sorrow of Dicks.
How pitiful, Wu Zhe is full of resentment towards this kind of word. As an otaku, although he is not as good as Cheng DΓΉ of a dead house, there are still concepts such as self-deprecation. The self-deprecation of otaku is a typical representative of smiling on his face and crying in his heart. Of course, there are also many cheerful otaku who laugh at themselves in a joking mood, which can be regarded as the spice of life.
Wu Zhe looked at the happy appearance of the little wild boar's good teeth, and felt that he really didn't understand it or did he like to be a father? Forget it, anyway, the IQ of the little wild boar may not understand, and Hai Dongqing's egg production should have nothing to do with it.
But is Hai Dongqing's egg a fertilized egg or not? Wu Zhe wanted to go over and take a closer look. But Hai Dongqing was not allowed to approach even to his master, and as soon as Wu Zhe looked over, its pure white feathers stood up, showing a state of protecting the nest.
"Well, you hatch the eggs well, concentrate on the eggs. Wu Zhe was no longer reluctant.
Anyway, it only takes about three days to know if it is a fertilized egg. Generally, if it is not a fertilized egg, it will become stinky after three days of incubation, and the female bird will automatically give up holding the nest.
But will Hai Dongqing lay eggs in a state of non-fertilization? Wu Zhe really doesn't know. Hens lay eggs even when they don't have roosters. But Hai Dongqing is an eagle falcon after all, and may not be able to judge according to the standards of a hen.
Wu Zhe had no clue, so he could only watch the excitement.
"Let's go find something that will increase the effect of the nest. Wu Zhe beckoned the little wild boar to go out.
The little boar looked around vigilantly, feeling that there was no danger nearby. Xiang Haidongqing purred twice, as if to say that he would go out for a while, and then followed Wu Zhe out of the room.
Wu Zhe took a turn in the courtyard in a greeting of [Good Morning Miss Zhou] and [Greetings to Miss Zhou]. Didn't find anything good. When she moved to the poultry farm deep in the backyard, she realized that she could use chicken feathers to cushion the nest.
"How about getting some chicken feathers to give Hai Dongqing a nest?" Wu Zhe discussed with the little wild boar.
The little wild boar didn't understand, and it didn't seem to understand until Wu Zhe gestured to it to the reed chickens.
The little boar rushed towards it as if attacking.
A few Luhua chickens suddenly clucked and ran away.
A large rooster rushed from nearby, as if trying to defend his hens.
But the little wild boar's round eyes glared, and the rooster shook into a feather duster in an instant. Cowering on the ground, he didn't dare to move.
Wu Zhe watched the little wild boar release a feeling similar to coercion, and the few hens with flapping wings just now were so frightened that they squatted on the ground and collapsed into a ball.
Immediately afterwards, the little boar pounced and crushed a hen under him.
Wu Zhe suddenly remembered what the little wild boar had done to Hai Dongqing the night before.
"If your wife is pregnant, you want to do bad things, aren't you afraid of being caught?" Wu Zhe smiled and thought about it, kicking the little wild boar away.
But fortunately, the little boar just pounced on the hen, bit the boar's mouth on the hen's tail, and took off a dozen tail feathers.
The hen clucked in pain, and the little wild boar let go of it and ran to Wu Zhe's bed with a mouthful of feathers in his mouth.
You have a conscience. Wu Zhe nodded with satisfaction.
But soon the little boar ran back again. Pounced the big underneath him.
My day, you won't change your taste, will you?" Wu Zhe thought very evilly.
But the little boar just stared at the rooster's beautiful tail feathers, bit them off, and then ran away with his fat ass and fart.
The poor big got up from the ground with a shiver, shook his spirits, and tried to regain his strength.
But with a bald tail, it is difficult for it to cheer up the majesty of the past.
That wasn't all, the little boar soon ran back and pounced on the hen that followed.
Anyway, I experienced a meal of chickens and dogs. No, it's after the chicken and the pig bite. The dozens of chickens raised in the backyard of Prince Mo's Mansion have all become bare-ass chickens.
"Our chickens are not afraid of losing them in the future. Some people joked after being surprised: "The bald tails are all from our house." β
Naturally, they would not interfere with the destruction of the little wild boar, after all, it was Miss Zhou's pet. Miss Zhou hasn't stopped her, where is their turn?
There was even a bookkeeper who came up with a smile on his face and asked, "Miss Zhou, do you need to purchase more chickens and ducks for playing?"
This sycophant is filmed with all his might, what else can I say?
When Wu Zhe returned to the bedroom, he sweated and confirmed that his inner room had become a down workshop. There are a lot of scattered feathers floating there.
Hai Dongqing picked the best feathers to hold his nest. Excess or bad material is directly thrown outside.
The little wild boar is like a soldier standing guard, squatting in the partition between the inside and outside with a strict look, protecting his wife and holding the nest.
Even when someone brought meat, the little wild boar didn't care about it. Except for pushing some meat over with Hai Dongqing's nose, he spent the rest of the time squatting there intently guarding it.
The inner room has become a completely forbidden place, except for Wu Zhe, no one else can enter it at all.
Even the old mother who was going to go in to clean up felt her legs weak inexplicably at the moment when she was about to step in. It turned out that he was stared at by the little wild boar's eyes, and his hair stood on end, and he didn't dare to step inside at all.
Wu Zhe looked at something unusual.
Looking at the appearance of the little wild boar, are these eggs really its seeds?
Maybe that Hai Dongqing is also a girl falcon, and she has never had anything to do with other falcons at all.
But it's a bit too nonsense, isn't it? It is completely impossible for the DNA of falcons and pigs to combine and coexist! Not to mention the gap between the two major biological groups of birds and mammals, and even the logarithm of DNA does not match, how can DNA be separated and reproduced?
Could it be the effect of my mixed-race pill? Wu Zhe suddenly thought of something.
The evolutionary organism is a super organism for the purpose of evolution, can it just ingest a little ingredient from the digestive system to make the DNA of the little wild boar produce reproductive adaptability? Or maybe Hai Dongqing also has the effect of a hybrid pill, so that the two can combine DNA in the dark on the basis of their own evolution in order to seek the strongest effect of co-evolution?
The more Wu Zhe thought about it, the more shocked he became, and he couldn't think about it anymore.
Shouldn't I be creating a new species?
But the probability of such a genetic mutation would be very, very low, and it could basically be regarded as a sure failure. Wu Zhe is not optimistic about the future of Hai Dongqing's nest of three eggs.
It won't turn into a rotten egg, will it...... (To be continued......)