The sun rises and the snow stops, and the flowers and birds chirp.

The sun sets, the clouds are light and the wind is light.

A few booms, out of nowhere, dozens of passenger planes flew out, pulling white tail smoke, drawing Tian characters in the clear blue sky.

Pu Ke took advantage of Xiang Xiaoyu's gaze to the sky and stuffed the post into his arms.

"Hey, stinky boy, have you seen enough, it's getting dark, we should go home too!"

Pu Ke knocked Xiang Yuxiao on the back of the head.

"Uncle Tianxing is also on the plane. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu groaned and rubbed his head.

"Don't worry, he's fine. ”

"That's good, but what to do with these two second goods?"

Xiang Xiaoyu pointed to the two brothers lying in a pool of blood.

"They..."

Puk paused and thought for a moment.

Xiang Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, just waiting for him to say that the painting bone was flying, so they would be the real same kind, looking forward to this day for a long time, and I was thinking about it with nightmares.

"Bury it. ”

Puk said seriously.

"Buried? You're not kidding me, are you! I'm a dual-life body, and so are they, I can draw bones and soar, and they should be able to do the same, so how can I say that I'm buried, and this is not planting trees. ”

"You make a lot of sense when you say that, you can plant a few trees on the grave after you are buried, what do you say is good to plant?"

Puk couldn't help it, giggling.

"It's not funny at all, let's carry them back quickly, it's so hot, and when you attract flies, you will stink." ”

Huo Zhi looks stronger than Hanzi, and Hanzi must be lighter, so Xiang Xiaoyu picked Hanzi.

"Don't say that I didn't take care of the elderly, Huo Sick is handed over to you, and I am responsible for this heavy one. ”

"This?"

Pu Ke effortlessly carried Huo Ill on his shoulders with one hand.

Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't believe that this old man had so much strength, he couldn't have taken some medicine.

He tentatively picked up Hanzi, his arm was bulging, he didn't catch his breath, and when he lifted it to a small height from the ground, his hand was weak, Hanzi fell to the ground, and he almost flashed to his waist.

"Oh my God, this meat is made of mercury. ”

It was easy for Pu Ke to carry Huo's illness, and in the time of Xiang Xiaoyu, he moved his knee joints in the same place, did thirty sets of side leg presses, and fifty sets of squats, without sweating half a drop.

"Young man, as a person who has come over, I will give you a piece of advice, after the lights go out at night, you will be less covered in the quilt and do strange things, and it will be easy to be soft!"

"Absolutely not, I swear to God, if there is, I will not believe in evil!"

"Well, that would be even more disappointing to me. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu looked up at the plane, and her hands couldn't help but tremble.

"I'm so disappointed. ”

"When I was young, I used fireflies on my back to illuminate the light, and I often read and write under the covers. It's a pity you're not. ”

"Yes, yes, I often study under the covers, and I thought I was the only one who had this habit. ”

"Alas, in the end, it won't work, I'll come!"

Puk reached out to pick up Hanko.

Men can't say no, especially when they are told by others.

It's just that he still has a gun in his hand, so it's not easy to do.

"Here, help me with this. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu handed the gun to Pu Ke.

Park Ke put down Huo's illness and took the gun, he hadn't paid attention to it before, but when he looked closely, he was shocked, and he recognized it at a glance that it was a prison break.

"Where have you been these days?"

Xiang Xiaoyu was asked and was silent for a long time.

Pu Ke saw that he was tired and asked him to come over, as if he wanted to reason with him.

The two of them sat on the bluestone pile by the river, blowing the river breeze, watching the sun surging the river, ready to have a long talk with him.

Xiang Xiaoyu was trapped in the underworld, and Pu Ke didn't know about it at all.

The Iron Man used to spy on them only showed that they had been sleeping, the sea in the sky was in a hurry, and Oak didn't have much of the bother to ask them. Where did this gun come from, and why did Xiang Xiaoyu lead the zombie soldiers here?

If you think about it, there are a lot of plots that hide from him.

"This gun was given by someone else in my dream. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu casually said nonsense, which scared Pu Ke even more.

"Are you sure it was given to you by someone else in your dream?"

Looking at this Pu Ke's panicked expression, he seemed to feel something more terrifying.

No, this old man is so easy to deceive, thinking of this, Xiang Xiaoyu continued to make it up.

"Well, I'm sure! I slept in a daze that day and had a strange dream. In the dream, a person, looking very vague, poured me a cup of tea, told me to sit down, and gave me a, no, it was a for me. ”

"And then?"

Then I listened to the graceful sound of the flute, fell asleep again, and had a strange dream. ”

"A dream within a dream?"

"It's called a dream within a dream. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't help but smile secretly.

"Go on. ”

"And then I didn't dream in a dream again, and you dreamed of something?"

"What?"

"I dreamed that I came here with a gun and saw my father!"

"Don't talk nonsense, you kid, you said you're dreaming now?"

"Not necessarily, maybe I'll wake up and I'll still be in the college entrance examination room. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu whistled a few times.

At this time, the prison broke inexplicably, end to end, turning into a circle, getting smaller and smaller, like a ring, flying to Xiang Xiaoyu's right hand, directly aimed at the ring finger and put it on.

Teeth biting, hard pulling, dead buckles, Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't take it off.

"Don't struggle, this gun is a prison breaker, it has a relationship with you, it's in love with you. ”

"What, this broken gun is in love with me, what a joke!"

As soon as the words fell, the ring tightened, and Xiang Xiaoyu felt that his heart was pricked by a needle.

"See, it can hear you scolding it, it's really in love with you. The name of this gun is broken, the weapon used by the stiff god pillow cold current, put it in the underworld after death, it's, it's a mother gun, it is rumored that it will become a ring when you meet your sweetheart, just like you have on your hand, you can't take it off. ”

Looking at Puke's expression, it was not like lying to him, this gun was indeed a prison break. It turns out that he is the stiff god, he can only die, I don't know if there are any cheats, maybe he can learn a few tricks.

"Then I'll trust you for the time being, I just hope that the next time a beautiful girl chases me, it won't be jealous. ”

"You believe me, so how can I trust you?"

"What do you mean, I didn't lie to you about anything. ”

"Dream in a dream,, and a gift in a dream, do you know who you met?"

"Who, is it possible that he also has a crush on me?"

Oops, it hurts, the ring is tight again.

"Assassin you! If what you say is true, then you are in trouble. He is not a human, he is She, his name is Meng Fusheng, the ace killer of the She clan, a trick of the south wind blows the dream all over the Metaverse, killing countless zombies, in the dream he creates, you can exchange items with others, and even as long as the dream in the dream is connected with reality, your consciousness will be controlled by him, manipulating you to kill, referred to as doing whatever you want. ”

"Dream floating! It's just obscene, what a little pervert, how can there be such a person!"

"The world is flowing with water, and it is a dream. Because of some emotional problems, he was persecuted by Emperor Yu, and then disappeared and disappeared for many years. ”

"Well deserved!"

"So you, are you telling the truth?"

"I... I..."

Xiang Xiaoyu squeaked and whined, I was for a long time.

"Hands outstretched. ”

"Why don't you give me a ring again, do you want to confess to me?"

"Hurry up!"

Pu Ke grabbed Xiang Xiaoyu's right hand, glanced at it, and then shook it back vigorously.

"There is a red mark on the second joint of your index finger, a place like the underworld, let's go less next time, at least you can't go until the red mark disappears, otherwise I don't know what will happen. ”

Puk is really well-informed, and nothing can escape his eyes.

Very embarrassed, Xiang Xiaoyu's performance is over.

"Hmm. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu hung her head, like a bullied yellow flower girl.

"But it's okay, I picked up a handful of artifacts, and you don't lose money, kid. Oak patted him on the shoulder and comforted.

"I know that I don't lose, I study in the quilt every night, and I definitely won't lose!"

"Then can you tell me about the underworld?"

Then, Xiang Xiaoyu told him about what happened under the underworld.

first added oil and vinegar, and then exaggerated, Xiang Xiaoyu blew himself into a god.

"What, and the aircraft carrier, how did you escape?"

"I rode my leopard, with the Prison Breaker Spear in my hand, and in the blink of an eye I split the carrier boat in half. ”

The ring suddenly tightened again, and Xiang Xiaoyu screamed in pain.

"It's not bragging to me, it can't listen to it, be honest, tell the truth. ”

"Okay. ”

If it was hard, how could Xiang Xiaoyu be able to beat the army of all nations in the underworld plus the modern army, he was lucky.

It's not dog shit luck, it's cat shit luck.

Jiuguan once told them that there is a cat in the underworld called the wind oil cat, and you can see all of it by applying its excrement to your eyelids.

By mistake, they unlocked a brand new feature of the Wind Oil Cat.

The three Xiang Xiaoyu brothers were chased and intercepted by ghost soldiers and came to a dark forest.

He heard a meow and looked up to see the big cat of the forklift falling from the sky.

The mad cat looked at them, its stomach purring.

"Brother Yu, is he hungry, won't eat us? ”

Hanko was scared because she was hungry herself.

"I hope not. ”

Mutter~

Then, the air was filled with the fragrance of alabaster, which was refreshing.

"Wow, it smells so good. Hanko dilated her nostrils and sucked non-stop.

Boom!

Da-da-da-da!

The mad cat is like a Gatling that goes off the fire, and its tail is constantly spewing alabaster.

The brothers are full of money, three layers inside and three layers outside, all over the body.

"This smell, so familiar!"

Xiang Xiaoyu touched it and scolded.

"This tama is!"

Coincidentally, a heavy number of ghost soldiers came over and surrounded the entire dark forest.

However, the ghost soldiers seemed to be blind, and the person who wanted to be arrested did not react in front of them.

"Hey, Brother Yu, they can't seem to see us. ”

"Like, is it this cat?"

It turns out that the wind oil cat feces are smeared all over the body, and the invisible effect can be achieved in the underworld.

As invisible as you are, as disgusting as you are.

Xiang Xiaoyu wanted to escape, if he didn't escape, he would have no chance.

However, those oppressed ghost slaves were still holding the sword he had given them and were fighting hard, and if they left at this time, it would be tantamount to exacerbating their demise.

The hope given by rushing is more desperate than despair.

Save the ghost to the end, and send the Buddha to the west.

This underworld, the lord is decided!

When he returned to the battlefield, he was dumbfounded.

All the ghost slaves are holding a lot of money and are free.

Don't play cards according to common sense, how can you win?

It turned out that Tiandi Bank was bought, and all the money was given to the ghost slaves and those wandering ghosts.

What's going on, who can have the financial resources and courage to dare to go against the king of Hades?

Because this person has a reason that Hades can't refuse, a death invitation.

Responsibility: Privately colluded with Liu Wubei, embezzled and accepted bribes, and is now expelled from the post of Hades, confiscated all property, and imprisoned in a space prison for 3,000 years.

I heard that this person wore a crown on his head and a dragon robe, and looked like an emperor.

When he said his name, I almost got wet.

"My name is Qin Shi Huang, with my financial resources in the underworld, I am now buying Tiandi Bank, officially becoming the president here, and taking over the underworld!"

The ghost soldiers of all countries put down their weapons one after another and bowed their heads.

Then, the return shift of train No. 9 came, and the brothers immediately slipped into the car.

After returning to the real world, after reading the news, Xiang Xiaoyu immediately took the zombie soldiers to the sea of the sky.

"Qin Shi Huang, are you sure?"

Hearing this, Pu Ke was even more surprised than Xiang Xiaoyu.

"Sure, but it's a little weird, he's holding a cup in his hand that looks like milk. ”

Love to drink milk, is it...