Chapter 340: Destroyed!【2/3】
On this day, Anduin once again came to the Hearthstone Hall of Stormwind City, and with his continuous struggle, he was already on the relatively safe ladder ranking.
And according to the Hearthstone rules that I have figured out, it will take several days to surpass this ranking, and I need to keep it all the time!
In this regard, Anduin spends more time studying the tactics of various classes, and then discovering and targeting those tactics, and he has gradually developed from a practical player to a theoretical player.
Of course, this doesn't mean that Anduin has completely abandoned Hearthstone Combat, and whenever he comes up with a new tactic against the system, he will still come over and play a few Hearthstone cards.
But this good times didn't last long, and Anduin was now trapped by a huge annoyance, and Anduin was not the only one who was trapped, but all Hearthstone players in Stormwind were like this.
"Your time is very valuable, you came to the Hearthstone Hall to play Hearthstone, I'm Gianna, I'm waiting for you in Hearthstone!"
"I've been looking, where is the world with Hearthstone?"
Many people liked to listen to these advertising lines before, after all, it was a legend who advertised his favorite game and didn't show a very satisfied mood, so was he still a Hearthstone fan player?
But as time passed, these lines were played 24 hours a day, not only in Hearthstone Hall, but also in some well-known taverns and towns, with posters and advertisements that were constantly looping.
Lose your marbles!
It's almost crazy!
"Oh my God! I can't take it anymore... I'm going to throw up now when I hear 'your time is worth a lot'... Who's going to save my wounded heart?"
A young player grabbed his hair in pain, he was originally a bald man, but now he has become even more bald, for a person who is already scarce in hair, let him make such an action, you can imagine what kind of torment is suffering in his heart.
"Yes!"
"My time is indeed very valuable, but don't cycle it! I already know that my time is very valuable, and I have come to Hearthstone Hall to play Hearthstone... Please, don't tour!!"
The bald player has completely lost his mind, and while crying in pain, he duels with the player on the opposite side.
Of course...
The player on the other side couldn't go anywhere, and he also held his head in his hands with a painful expression, and kept muttering some words in his mouth.
- 'I've been bathing, where is the world with Hearthstone?'
This player not only has mental problems, but also has some kind of unexplained empty ear state in his hearing, which shows how devastating Fenpida's brainwashing ads are to people.
"I lost!"
"I lost this round!" the bald player cried out in pain, "I can't take it anymore... I have to go back and get some rest to calm the anger in my heart. ”
"No!"
"I lost this game!" shouted the player across from the bald man, holding his head as well, "Please let me lose... I've got to lose this game!"
The two made a big move in order to admit defeat, which had never appeared in the world of Hearthstone before, but since the brainwashing advertising began to circulate, such a big drama has been constantly staged.
Anduin stood beside the two of them, sighed helplessly, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, two more crazy... This is already the fourth player I have seen go crazy.
Maybe it's too toxic, and how to resist those irritating 'your time is worth a lot of money' spam ads has become the goal of all players.
Anduin chose high-grade mooncloth from Darnassus, and the earbuds made of high-grade mooncloth can block all sounds!
'Hello!'
Anduin made a game-standard gesture recently invented by Hearthstone players, a unique way of communicating between two people without any sound.
'Hello!'
Soon, the player on the other side also communicated with Anduin.
Then the game for two begins...
When Anduin came to the second round, he didn't rush to play his deck, and first played a standard game gesture with the opposite side.
'Nice to meet you!'
The sudden state of affairs left the opposite player scratching his head, but he soon discovered the follow-up meaning of this sentence 'Nice to meet you!'...
Knowing the truth, he silently left his tears of humiliation.
In Orgrimmar, the majority of the Horde players are also suffering from strong and devastating advertising lines, and unlike the Alliance, they only have a strong opinion on the Lexa advertising lines, and by the way, the Banshee King.
"Heads-up players, angrily brush up the record, ladder PK, the winner is king, legendary orange card, come to play and give!lucky draw, surprises continue, classic purple card, the best attributes, mysterious prizes, open with joy!"
"I'm the Banshee King, I'm waiting for you in Hearthstone!"
Because since the beginning, it has never stopped...
...
It wasn't until the fifth day after the infinite loop that all Azeroth players discovered that what had been a 24-hour ad was now a half-hour ad.
This made many devastated players sincerely thank Fenpida for sparing his ears...
Perhaps because of the change in advertising time, the mood has also changed, and Hearthstone players have found many, many new faces appear in the local Hearthstone Hall.
Judging from the character cards of these players, they should have just recently entered the Hearthstone world and belong to new players... And it seems that now new players are entering Hearthstone, there are some tempting policies.
For example, the most straightforward way is to purchase a basic card pack for one gold coin and give away an expansion Hearthstone card pack.
Although many veteran players were outraged, some quickly dissipated their anger, after all, the offer can only be used once, and it is still aimed at new players.
Because this is to ensure that new blood is added, when new players join Hearthstone, the fire of war can continue to burn!
...
Booty Bay.
Archie took the financial statements of the last few days and went directly to Fenpida's room, "Boss, since the second wave of advertising for Hearthstone: Heroes of Azeroth, we have seen a slight increase in sales!"
"And according to the recent character registration, there is probably a lot of players who have joined because of the second wave of Hearthstone: Heroes of Azeroth. ”
"It's more than twice as much as before!"
After listening to Archie's report, Fenpida couldn't help but nodded, "Very good, but I need to remind a few points here, this time the advertising delivery time is one month, every five days, we need to expand the interval of the cycle, know that in the last week, adjust back to the previous twenty-four hours without interval!"
"Yes!"
Archie nodded, left his boss's room, and just closed the door, he became curious about a certain situation inside, obviously the boss was sitting at the table, but why did there seem to be someone in the futon... And there is an extra pair of shoes.
How strange!
The world of the boss is too hard to understand!
Back in the office, Archie meets Helen.
"Archie, you just went to the boss's room and didn't see Iriel?" asked Helen.
"Huh?"
"I said the boss was sitting at the table, but there was still a pair of pants next to the bed..."
Belch?
Helen and Archie looked at each other, and they saw the surprised looks in each other's eyes!
Disastrous!
It seems that some ulterior secret has been discovered!
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