Volume 6 The Evil Demons Volume 6 Chapter 3 The Beaten Tianmen River (I)
Chu Bing had two toilet paper rolls stuffed in his nostrils, and while cleaning the red blood stains all over the bathroom, he wondered in his heart, Ruyu, this girl, is she deliberately teasing herself? !
I know I can't stand the stimulation, and I don't know how to pay attention! But this girl's figure really doesn't say, it's really a mountain cascading! I can't think about it, I can't think about it, my nose is itching again.
Chu Bing shook his head, threw away distracting thoughts, and began to clean the bathroom seriously. After cleaning, I took another shower, and it was midnight. Gently push open the door of Ruyu, the light is dark, and you should have slept. Chu Bing returned to his room, threw himself on the bed, twisted his body with satisfaction, and thought, his bed is still comfortable!
Running all over the world for a day, I was tired and fell asleep! Turning off the light, Chu Bing just closed his eyes, and a warm and fragrant body got into the quilt, needless to say, it must be like jade.
"Why don't you sleep in your room?"
"Without a husband, I feel uncomfortable, I can't sleep. ”
Yan Ruyu muttered as she pulled Chu Bing's arm as a pillow. Turning over, Yan Ruyu put one leg on Chu Bing's body, hugged Chu Bing with her hand, and soon fell asleep.
Hugging Yan Ruyu and kissing her forehead, Chu Bing smiled bitterly with happiness and headache, thinking that tonight's sleep, it can't sleep well!
To Chu Bing's surprise, he slept very comfortably at night, very comfortable! Just like a boat in a safe and quiet harbor, it was particularly down-to-earth! If it weren't for Tianmenjiang's door-to-door disturbance, Chu Bing felt that he could sleep with Ruyu in his arms all day.
"Lao Chu, you are really not interesting, and you won't say a word when you come back. If it weren't for Lao Li telling me, I wouldn't have known that you were back! I can't live this day, my wife is a tigress, and my brother is unreliable, what kind of sin did I Tianmenjiang create in my last life, let me suffer such a big crime in my life!"
Tian Menjiang was howling there with his throat pulled, and Xiao Tian was helping him wipe his face.
"Be quiet, your sister-in-law is still resting! Also, what the hell is going on with you, why are you covered with injuries?"
Chu Bing rubbed his temples with his two index fingers and said. Tian Menjiang's voice is simply a sonic weapon, and it's so noisy! But after not seeing him for a month, Lao Tian has really lost a lot of weight and is also a lot haggard! Especially that face, black and blue, it is really a new injury and an old injury, and it makes people feel unbearable when they look at it.
"My injuries were all caused by your sister-in-law! As the saying goes, there is no filial son in front of the bed for a long time. It turns out that when I was still doing kung fu, although Juanzi also played with me all day long, she never bullied me like this!"
"It's okay now, get up and fight, eat, go to work, get off work, she will be uncomfortable if she doesn't beat me a hundred and eighty times a day!
Chu Bing was dumbfounded when he heard this, with an expression of disbelief. He reached out and picked up the teacup, drinking tea, while thinking, the roll was grown up by watching him when he was a child, and although his temper was a little explosive, it didn't explode to this point!
Xiao Tian helped his master wipe his face with medicinal wine, and pouted and said:
"Master, I didn't say you, you deserve to be beaten! Make some trivial things all day long to provoke the master, it's strange if you don't get beaten! I haven't seen you so capable of causing trouble, why are you so wasted now, but you can provoke people like this?!"
"What do you know, she is my wife! I am in adversity now, the more this time, the more she should accommodate me, the more she should know how to maintain my dignity!" Tian Menjiang said angrily to Xiao Tian.
"Then you can't go without washing your feet and socks all day long, and you also stuff your stinky socks under the pillow of your sister, right?
Xiao Tian wiped the big green bag on Tian Menjiang's forehead with a cotton ball, and said complainingly.
"Tap, tap, tap, pain, pain! I just want to see if your sister can help me wash my feet and socks. As a result, not only did she not help me wash it, but she even beat me up so hard that she almost beat me out!
Tian Menjiang said with a grin as he exhaled in pain.
Chu Bing squirted out a sip of tea directly, Lao Tian is looking for death, with his approach, it is not too much to be killed! A man with five big and three thick eyes, his careful eyes are like the eyes of a needle, and he deserves to be beaten!
The three of them were chatting, and Yan Ruyu walked out of the back house. She looked left and right, went straight to Chu Bing's side, and sat down holding Chu Bing's arm.
Looking at Yan Ruyu, who was wearing ill-fitting jeans and shirts, but was even more beautiful, Tian Menjiang asked suspiciously:
"Who is this?"
"Didn't I say it, this is your sister-in-law, Li Yulin didn't tell you? Xiao Tian, my name is aunt. ”
Chu Bing smiled at Yan Ruyu, who was leaning against him, and then turned his head back.
Xiao Tian obediently called his aunt, and then stared at Yan Ruyu desperately, his eyes were almost straight! Although they are both women, Xiao Tian has never seen such a beautiful person, this is a country and a city!
Lao Tian looked at Yan Ruyu's beautiful face, and then looked at her birdish appearance, and immediately shouted with a crying voice:
"There is no heavenly reason! I have a rich connotation in the Tianmen Jiang Yushu, but I can only find an ugly and strange woman as my wife! In addition to being able to fight a little, what point can you compare to me? As a result, I got a heavenly immortal as my wife after going out, my God, are you blind?!"
Chu Bing and Xiao Tian looked at Tianmen Jiang and were speechless for a while. How narcissistic it must be to say this kind of thing!
Yan Ruyu was reluctant to hear this. I thought that this pimple-covered leper dog dared to say that he was wise and martial, and his gentle and considerate husband could not compare to him?!
Yan Ruyu stood up and pressed the five big and three thick Tianmen Jiang to the ground. Without saying a word, waving his fist at his head was a beating!
"With your ugly appearance out of the sky, you dare to say that my husband is not as good as you? Are your eyes, you can't see the truth without beads?
The fist is small and powerful, and after a few clicks, Lao Tian rolled his eyes and twitched. Xiao Tian was taken aback, this aunt looked gentle and beautiful, but she didn't expect her temper to be so short-tempered! Also, her kung fu is also amazing! Although her own master has lost her internal skills, her external skills are still there! But her aunt's hand was pumped with a few punches, which is also too powerful, idol!
Coffee looked at everything that happened coldly on the other side of the sofa, and felt that it was really exciting! Compared to his own quiet nest, this place is too lively, and it is really the right thing to come out! Especially this TV, too~ Mrs. is amazing! You can see thousands of rivers and mountains without leaving home, read all the joys and hardships of life, a proper supreme artifact!
Chu Bing woke up Tian Menjiang, who had added a big bag to his head, and was giving him medicine to reduce swelling there, and Li Nianshou and Liu Hai came together. Chu Bing was a little strange, Li Nianshou called him in the morning, after all, everything was complete, and it was time to treat Lao Tian. Otherwise, in a while, this guy will be crazy!