"Ji Kang'er, what Dad asked today is the Hades Curse?!"

Ji Hao raised his eyebrows, he was very disgusted with Ji Kang'er's incoherent words.

"The child is here! Dad, wait for the child to make a long story short," Ji Kang'er wiped the spitting stars from the corners of his mouth while vibrating his words, and said busily:

"Boy, I can't think of a better game to compete with that kid. The little Taoist priest thought about it for a long time, and finally he said to me, 'Listen to Master, there is a village called Dayan River in the depths of my Western Mountains of the Great Zhou, and all men and women in the village have the high ability to fight evil beasts with their bare hands. It is said that no outsiders can enter there, and as a Taoist priest, I naturally can't leave Zhongnan Mountain, and I can't go there, but I have loved it for a long time. ’

The child immediately guessed that he was agitating and wanted to kill me in a game. Thanks to my flexible brain, I won't dig at the truth, I won't hit the south wall and not return, I thought about it, so I figured it out, this challenge of visiting Dayanhe Village is unfair to the little Taoist, that's because he stays at home, but for me, it's a rare opportunity, you think, I can come and go freely. In this game, there are only two endings, one is that we both lose, and no one can see Dayanhe Village, and the other is that as long as I can come out of Dayanhe Village alive, I will win alone. This is not a bad deal, why not go to such a fun place, that afternoon, the child said goodbye to the little Taoist priest, left Zhongnan Mountain and went to Xishan.

"The child walked around the Xishan Mountains for ten days, but he couldn't find a single family, let alone a village. I thought to myself, that maybe the little Taoist priest was lying to me! Just as I was about to leave, a hunter came out of the valley carrying a civet cat. ”

Ji Hao yawned and said, "To the point, have you found Dayanhe Village?"

"Daddy, don't worry, I'll get to the point right away, Old Man Ji Bo begs you to pour me some water. ”

That Ji Kang'er didn't care about the impatient expressions of his father and Ji Bo, and drank a bowl of water generously, and then continued slowly:

"The hunter pointed me in the right direction, but before leaving, he scared me and said, "Boy, it's a demon village, and you can't go there."

"How can the child manage so much, there is only one thing in my heart that I can't let go, that is, even if the sword mountain is a sea of fire, I will win the little Taoist!

"Under the guidance of Orion, I climbed five hills, and then I rested by a stream. In the depths of the willows and flowers, I saw a white-bearded old man fishing under a big cedar tree, I was in the light and he was in the dark, this old fellow had already seen me resting on the big rock, but he didn't say hello, it was really not interesting. By the way, that old shirt tree is bigger than your father's big tent.

The child was thirsty and begged the old man with the white beard for a bowl of clean water to drink. The old man glanced at me, and said, 'There is no water, but there is wine, but I am afraid that the little brother will not be able to get it,' and pointed to a large gourd hanging high on the old cedar tree.

"The child is enraged, old man, you dare to underestimate my Ji family heir. Without saying a word, I recited the Hades mantra, picked up the stones on the ground, and carried the confidence brought by the Hades mantra, and I saw the bottom of the gourd is a blow. Our Ji family is a cow, and in an instant, the wine in the gourd flowed into a line along the hole at the bottom, and I only had to raise my head and open my mouth to drink this wine. Tsk, fairy wine, I drank it all, and I didn't leave it for the old man.

"When the old man saw that the boy had broken his gourd, he was anxious, and said, 'Baby, you can drink wine, why do you break my gourd?' and I asked him if he had caught a fish?

I thought to myself, I can't talk about drinking other people's wine and breaking other people's gourds. This fishing is what I'm good at, second only to my housekeeping skills. So, I took my heart as a career, concentrated on fishing with bated breath, and in a short time I caught most of the baskets of crucian carp babies...... As for why this old man never catches a fish......

Ji Hao and Ji Bo listened to this kid Yunshan Wushu for a long time, but they still didn't get to the point, so they exchanged glances with each other. But the story told by Ji Kang'er is so interesting that the listener can't stop.

Ji Hao no longer pursued Ji Kang'er, and patiently looked at his unsuccessful son, to see how he finally fulfilled this story.

After fishing for a while, the old man probably liked me, and when he saw the basket full of fish I had honored him, he laughed so hard that the snot bubbles were about to come out, and he was so happy that he was sobbing and babbling about something. I said, what is cooing, cooing, my stomach, so for the sake of me being busy for a long time, please invite me, a foreigner, to drink fresh fish soup.

The old man looked at the child's greedy and pitiful appearance in distress, just like my mother, he couldn't see the child being hungry, and some wanted to promise me, but he seemed to be very difficult, and he lowered his head and muttered to himself for a long time, but I just didn't see it at all. The old man struggled with his thoughts, and at last he slapped himself on the knee and said, 'All right. He took me to his house.

"Maybe it's because it's late, but I'm dazed by the old man. However, the old man's house was one of the best in the village, a very imposing straw house. ”

Ji Hao forcibly interrupted Ji Kang's words and prompted: "Ji Kang, say 'Hades Curse'!"

Ji Kang'er said with a big grin as if he didn't feel guilty: "Oh, the 'Hades Curse'! Actually, it has nothing to do with this old man, it was his granddaughter who gave the child a loop. In other words, this girl's appearance is handsome, and this girl's temperament is really strong, no matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like the granddaughter of this ugly old man, but she seems to have picked it up. ”

Ji Hao frowned, and said in his heart: "Son, son, our father and son don't look at each other on weekdays, you always avoid me, and I have the opportunity to talk so much today." I can't believe that you are so gossiping and thinking about it! It's all your grandmother, mother, wet nurse, and maid ring who are spoiled by these women!"

Ji Kang's story has gradually improved, Ji Hao is not easy to interrupt, so he has to change his sitting posture uncomfortably, all of this is in Ji Bo's eyes. Ji Bo motioned to Ji Hao with his eyes: Be patient.

"'Goo-goo-', 'goo-goo-', the old man cried out to be hungry as soon as he entered the house, and he was no longer than me.

At this moment, a pretty girl with a rolling pin in her hand and a glaring eyebrow jumped out from behind us, and her name was Goo.

"When the little girl saw the old man following me, she began to shout angrily: 'Hey, old ding, why did you bring outsiders home and break the village rules?' I guess this girl must be an authentic housekeeper in the future, fierce, not lost to my mother!

"The coo girl looked at the fish basket in my hand, and her attitude suddenly took a 180-degree turn: 'Lao Ding, you have great ability!'

"The old man said, 'My granddaughter, haven't we tasted anything new for a long time?' Tonight, you can make us crucian carp soup? ’

"I thought he would tell the little girl that I caught the fish, but when I saw that he accepted all the compliments of Goo, I couldn't help but roll my eyes at God behind my back.

The little girl suppressed her excitement and said in a low-key manner, 'Well, for the sake of you finally catching a fish once in ten days, I'll let you bleed, and we'll make a good meal.' However, the two of us originally made a bet on the koi, and you can't use this basket of fish to settle the account. ’

"Goo Gu did the work that is called a neat, killing fish is like killing people, the murderous aura of the stove room rushed straight to the beam of the room, making me feel chills all over my body, thinking about what if she is Sun Erniang, what if she is a human meat bun in the middle of the night. My little bit of caution was all seen by the old Ding Tou, and he turned around and squeezed his eyes at me secretly, hum, proud of his granddaughter's success in tricking outsiders. ”

When Ji Kang'er saw Ji Hao's ugly expression, he knew that he had made another mistake of talking nonsense, he only paused slightly, and he still couldn't stop chatting for thousands of miles:

Gugu took out her daughter's red capital, the wine was authentic, but it was made of fresh fruits in the Silent Valley, the entrance was soft and the aftertaste was endless, and the feeling, tsk, was like fragrant the face of a handsome girl. ”

The tea bowl on Ji Hao's case was picked up by him angrily, however, he was held down by Ji Bo's eyes, and Ji Hao silently put down the tea bowl.

Ji Kang said it interestingly, and he had long forgotten his strict father and Ji Bo, who couldn't help laughing.

"Miss me as a teenager, am I easy?!" Ji Kang actually ignored the atmosphere of the military tent, immersed himself in memories, and began to take care of himself into the mode of complaining about the woman:

"In order to fight for our old Ji family, I searched for more than ten days in Xishan, I couldn't eat, I slept in the open, and I got into this extremely hidden village by selling my fishing skills. But I just want to have a few more drinks to get rid of fatigue and sleep on a solid wooden bed. Who would have thought that the wine was really strong, and I was drunk on the table after a while, and when I woke up, the two of them were still fighting in big bowls of wine.

"The child thought, this grandfather and grandson must be rare to meet a confidant in the deep mountains, and immediately became angry, we have always been a sensible child, right, Ji Bo?

The boy touched the sleeve of his coat, and was stunned, and ten marbles were about to roll out.

So, the boy said, I'll just try to play marbles with you. I asked Goo if she had played the game, and the country girl shook her head. Seeing that she couldn't play, I lost interest all of a sudden, and I had to think about what other games I had at hand to compete with.

"Goo Gu saw my thoughts, so he told me, just tell her the rules of the game, you can do anything better, I listened to it, I have a score, hehe, I won!

The boy then told them the rules of the game: each man had five marbles, and each of them had to dig a hole in the ground, and whoever had the first to bounce all his marbles into the other's hole would win.

"Since I thought I would win, I asked her directly, 'What is the winner's pay?' and the old man immediately stood up and said, 'If you win my granddaughter Gugu, we will keep you in the Dayan River for seven days, and then send you out safely.' ’

"As soon as I heard the words 'Dayan River', people suddenly sobered up, and it was really like stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, it turned out to be in Dayan River. Hee-hee, little Taoist, see how you can turn over and win back the loss.

"The child is from a family, and he knows that he represents the Ji family outside, and it is not easy to be arrogant. When Ji Hao heard this, he couldn't help coughing to hide his impulse to give Ji Kang'er a direct family law.

Ji Kang'er still said slowly: "Therefore, I made a gesture of disdain, cooed that I didn't think so, and said with a smile: 'You are content, you must know that the Dayan River is not something that anyone can come and go if they want to. I glanced at the deer's head hanging on the wall, and it was staring at me coldly, and I immediately clamped my tail and did not dare to say anything. ”