Chapter 8: March to the Duke!
"Oh, it turned out to be revenge, worthy of being a heroine, a child of the rivers and lakes, happy and revengeful, admired below! "Stannis, who has a brain on the sperm, pats the sycophants in disguise regardless of it.
"It's a pity that I got revenge on the wrong person. ”
"Uh...... Then complete the revenge and be my harem, oh no, guardian mage, I see who dares to touch a dignified earl's witch!"
"You?, your current status is not qualified~~" The witch smiled and shook her head.
Stannis was still unwilling, "So what kind of position can protect you in the right light?"
"At least it's a duke!"
Duke, suddenly, Stannis found his goal in this world, it seems that the Duke can call the wind and rain in this world, do whatever he wants, and it doesn't seem to be as ethereal and unattainable as the Emperor.
He was determined to fight for the Duke.
While he was still letting his mind fly, the witch had already turned away.
"Hey, are you leaving?"
"Yes, the pursuers are coming. ”
"That'...... Can you tell me your name?"
There was a sudden silence all around, and it seemed that even the earth was listening to her name with bated breath, "Anya." ”
What a beautiful name, Stannis was intoxicated.
"So where am I going to find you in the future?"
"The day you become a duke will be the day we meet again. ”
After saying that, the woman slowly walked into the darkness and disappeared completely.
The next morning, the Korodovs found Count Stannis asleep under a tree by the river, with a happy smile on his face.
A group of men hurriedly carried him back to the castle, and it was not until noon that he woke up.
Stannis opened his eyes to find himself on the uncomfortable straw bed, with two of his men and a close friend at the bedside, a little ashamed on their faces.
"You guys, you were very loyal last night!" Stannis said, yawning.
The three of them immediately looked at him, and it seemed that the guys still knew that they were wrong.
"My lord, we were really wrong last night, we were so confused by that hateful witch. Bachelor Romon was the first to speak.
Stannis glared at them, "Could it be that you have even discussed the heir and have been seduced by her?"
The three of them looked at each other, the scene was very embarrassing, and finally the old bachelor, who had lived for seventy years and had seen a big scene, came out and said: "The scene was too chaotic last night, and I was excited for a while, we are also doing this for Your Excellency, your family's successors, will the Red Dragon Banner never fall!"
Speaking is better than singing, exactly the same as what the boss says every time he asks for a raise. Stennis pouted disdainfully.
"By the way, my lord, where did the witch go last night?" asked Korodov, who still didn't seem to give up.
Stannis glared at him, "How do I know! Yesterday she hypnotized me, and I've been sleeping until now." "He made a little panic, it's too late for such a beautiful wizard sister to be recruited to be a harem, how can you big men touch it with dirty hands?
Robert couldn't help but nod, "What a powerful witch, even someone as wise and martial as my boss was hypnotized by her." ”
Stannis was indeed hypnotized, but he was confused by Anya's beauty.
"By the way, I'm hungry. "Stannis began to put on his lordship shelf, and he had not entered a drop of water for a day and a night.
"My lord, I've been waiting for your words for a long time!"
At this moment, a large man jumped in through the door, and it looked like he had been waiting there for a long time.
Seeing this huge mountain-like man rushing towards him, Stannis immediately bounced out of bed in fright, "Assassination!
The big man stopped suddenly, with a blank face, "Master, your brain is so drunk, you don't even know me, I'm your favorite chef Cook!"
[Cook], a large piece of information about him popped up in Stannis's mind, it turned out that this bear-like guy was the only chef in charge of this castle, and he couldn't like it, but he couldn't remember the taste of the other party's cooking, and it seemed that his taste buds were desperately refusing to recall.
"Cook, how could I have forgotten you!" Stannis hurriedly laughed exaggeratedly, "Hurry up and bring something to eat." ”
The chef pulled out an iron plate from behind him, with a wooden cup and plates on it, and in the plate were slices of bread as black as cinders, a little whitish jam, and two red sausages.
Although there was a huge difference from his impression of the Western-style aristocratic meal, he was already hungry and thirsty, and obviously couldn't care so much, he first picked up the cup and took a big sip, but he almost vomited, because it contained a kind of beer that tasted like rancid!
"Who's drinking early in the morning!" said a frustrated Stannis, holding his glass to the ground, "I want water!"
Everyone was shocked, and Master Luo Meng hurriedly admonished him, "Your Excellency, you don't want to die, how can you drink water!"
Stannis thought for a while, and then understood the meaning of what he said, because the river water in this era is synonymous with danger, not to mention that the water in the river is polluted by animal carcasses, and the people who drink the upstream unconsciously defecate and defecate, just because it is full of parasites, if you don't do it, you will get dysentery and die, so it is better to drink light wine with its own disinfection function, although it is difficult to swallow, but it is still important to save your life.
"That'...... That's giving me a cup of this sour...... Sour beer bar. "In order to survive, Stennis had to follow the locals.
Cook interjected, "Master, you like this ale I brew the most, and you have given him the lovely name 'bubble wine.'" ”
Stannis became increasingly suspicious of the sexuality of the body's original owner.
He picked up another slice of bread and stuffed it into his mouth, if it could be called bread.
But it almost didn't knock his teeth out, and he felt like he was biting into a steel plate.
After biting down on a piece with all his might, he began to chew hard with his teeth.
"Poof!" he spat out the taste with his tongue, "what is this?
Cook immediately howled, tears flowing out of his bulls' eyes, "My lord, you have changed, you used to like to eat what I made the most, woo~~" He ran out while crying.
Stannis just complained but didn't expect to provoke such a big reaction from the other party, it's over, this chef is also a psychopath, is there no normal person in this castle!?