Chapter 36: Face and Ass
CHAPTER XXXVI
The lady of the heavens, the princess of Lingqu, who is as famous as Mu Tianxue, was frightened and cried by Jiang Shen.
Jiang Shen turned his head and glanced at Mu Tianxue, and Mu Tianxue's face was also a little helpless.
"Woohoo!"
The big black dog barked at Jiang Shen a few times, his voice full of excitement.
"What does it want to tell me?"
Jiang Shen couldn't understand dog language.
"It said that it would exchange Princess Lingqu for a treasure in the royal treasury. ”
Mu Tianxue stroked her forehead.
In the previous life of Mu Tianxue and the big black dog, Jiang Shen took the big black dog to tie up the heir of a god king, and then extorted and blackmailed a lot of good things, so as to make a fortune.
But I didn't expect that in this life, this dog would do his old job again.
When Princess Lingqu heard Mu Tianxue say this, hope ignited in her eyes again. As long as she is not allowed to stay with Jiang Shen, the demon.
"Is this dog crazy?"
Jiang Shen felt that his head was about to explode again, and now the Human Emperor was looking for an opportunity to deal with the Xiaoyao Palace, and now the big black dog tied up Princess Lingqu to blackmail the Human Emperor, didn't he hit his muzzle?
Previously, Jiang Shen abolished the four family masters, and Mu Tianxue made a move on the side, the foundation of the emperor was unstable, and he would not impose the charges on Mu Tianxue's head, and the three major families did not dare to touch the mold of the martial arts mansion.
But this time, the nature is completely different, kidnapping the royal family and blackmailing the emperor, which is almost equivalent to treason. Even if King Xiaoyao was not seriously injured, he would definitely not be able to save Lu Yun, and he would even be implicated.
"It's all learned from you. ”
Mu Tianxue stabbed Jiang Shen's waist and said with a smile.
"What now? Let her go? Anyway, she should have gotten used to tying her up once last time. ”
Jiang Shen said indifferently.
Princess Lingqu had a white little face and looked at Lu Yun pitifully.
Last time, Princess Lingqu was young, and she was pushed down and carried back by Jiang Shen with a stick on the back of her head, but this time she was simply taken back by this big black pig.
"Woohoo!"
The big black dog was a little anxious, it jumped up and down, and resolutely objected.
If it weren't for the fact that it really couldn't break through the palace's formation, it wouldn't have made this decision.
"This pig is learning to bark?"
Princess Lingqu was a little dumbfounded.
"Lose weight! You dead dog will lose weight for me immediately!"
Jiang Shen remembered the 'Black Pig Rider' incident again, and couldn't help but kick on the big black dog, who looked at Jiang Shen pitifully.
"There is a Qilin Divine Beast's Inner Dan in the Imperial Palace, which is very useful for Dahei. ”
Suddenly, Mu Tianxue said, "It probably wants to exchange Princess Lingqu for that Qilin Inner Pill." ”
"Do you want Kirin Neidan?
Princess Lingqu was anxious all of a sudden, and she shouted desperately: "Qilin Neidan is the treasure of the Great Imperial Palace, you, you dare to fight the idea of a national treasure!"
Mu Tianxue's brows furrowed slightly.
There is a Qilin Inner Pill in the Great Imperial Palace, which is a well-known thing, but Jiang Shen in his previous life did not get this Qilin Inner Pill. At that time, he wanted to kill the Great Imperial Emperor and avenge the King of Xiaoyao, but he was severely injured by the other party, even if he became the God Emperor, Jiang Shen still failed to avenge his parents.
This has become Jiang Shen's biggest regret.
The Great Imperial Family is not simple, even if it was pressed and beaten by Daxuan before, and lost countless territories, but the rule is still deep-rooted. In the ten years after getting rid of the King of Xiaoyao, the Great Emperor was destroyed by the Great Xuan, the Southern Punishment was great, and more than 100 vassal states were destroyed, and Shenzhou was unified.
In her previous life, Mu Tianxue didn't see through the hole cards of the Great Imperial Dynasty, and after being reborn, she was still extremely jealous of the Great Imperial Family.
Of course, Mu Tianxue is not afraid of the royal family, but she is afraid that the other party will be unfavorable to Jiang Shen. As everyone thought, Jiang Shen was still too weak, and Mu Tianxue couldn't stay by his side all the time.
"Woohoo!"
The big black dog barked a few more times.
"Not Kirin Neidan?"
Mu Tianxue was stunned, she always thought that the big black dog's target was Qilin Neidan.
Princess Lingqu's eyes widened.
"Woo Woo!"
The big black dog barked desperately, and Mu Tianxue's eyes became brighter and brighter.
"Okay!
Mu Tianxue smiled at Jiang Shen and said, "I didn't expect that there would be such good things in the Great Imperial Palace...... The land of Shenzhou is worthy of being the richest place in the heavenly world under the divine realm. ”
"What's that?"
Jiang Shen didn't know what medicine was sold in Mu Tianxue's gourd.
Princess Lingqu also looked at Mu Tianxue curiously, wanting to hear what the black pig who could only learn to bark was thinking.
"You'll know when you get your hands on it. ”
Mu Tianxue glanced at Princess Lingqu and said with a smile: "In short, the Human Emperor will definitely exchange that thing for Sima Lingqu." ”
Then Mu Tianxue bent her fingers a little, and Princess Lingqu, who was hanging from the tree, fell to the ground.
"You tied her up, you go to the emperor yourself to negotiate the conditions, don't want to pull me and the snow into the water. ”
Jiang Shen kicked the big black dog again, and the big black dog looked at Mu Tianxue pitifully.
Princess Lingqu cried again, and she finally recognized the black pig as the black dog that followed Jiang Shen...... Not to mention being kidnapped by Jiang Shen last time, this time he was taken back by a dog.
"I'll talk about it. ”
Mu Tianxue smiled bitterly: "In order to maintain the royal face, the human emperor will definitely slaughter Dahei." ”
"Will it work?"
Jiang Shen was a little worried, he could see that Mu Tianxue was very jealous of the human emperor of the Great Emperor.
"It should be fine. ”
Mu Tianxue kicked Da Hei and said, "Let's just say that Princess Lingqu is in trouble, and I will bring her back and put her in the martial arts mansion to recuperate from her injuries and get some compensation from the emperor." ”
Jiang Shen was relieved at this time, although he ...... The Emperor of Men could guess what was going on, but saying so at least saved him face.
"You haven't asked me yet?"
Princess Lingqu said miserably.
"The prisoners have no right to speak. ”
Jiang Shen glanced at Lingqu, Lingqu shuddered, and hurriedly closed his mouth.
"Brother Shen, what did you do to her last time, why is she so afraid of you?"
Mu Tianxue asked curiously, Sima Lingqu's identity as a dignified princess seemed to be a little too afraid of Jiang Shen.
"Actually, it's nothing, just keeping her with my horse and trying to do an experiment. ”
Jiang Shen touched his chin and said, "My father grabbed a centaur from a foreign battlefield, and I was more curious about whether the centaur was the product of humans and horses together, so I wanted to try her." ”
Mu Tianxue's eyes widened, and then the flowers and branches of laughter trembled.
Take the princess of the dignified Imperial Dynasty as an experiment to see if you can breed a centaur? I'm afraid that in the whole world, only Jiang Shen, a lawless guy, can make it.
Princess Lingqu is going crazy. That time, Jiang Shen poured a whole bag of *** into the horse, if it weren't for the timely arrival of King Xiaoyao, Princess Lingqu would really be ruined by a horse.
However, the dark horse of the divine horse also died because he ate too much and couldn't vent, and his blood vessels burst.
Jiang Shen has always been haunted by this matter, and Princess Lingqu regards Jiang Shen as the only nightmare in her life.
Mu Tianxue coughed embarrassedly and said, "Since that's the case, I'll take Da Hei to negotiate with Renhuang...... Brother Shen, you are here watching her. ”
While speaking, Mu Tianxue gently pecked Jiang Shen's face and floated away with the big black.
"It's still my snow baby who is the best. ”
Jiang Shen touched his cheek and smirked.
"You, don't come here!"
Princess Lingqu looked at the smile on Jiang Shen's face and cried again.
"When I want to see you, I feel a pain in my ass when I see your face. ”
Jiang Shen snorted.
That time, he was really beaten badly, and he didn't get out of bed for at least three months. If it weren't for the fact that he was still young at that time, King Xiaoyao's exploits to the Great Emperor would have been too great, and if he were someone else, he would have been beheaded by the whole family.
Jiang Shen was just beaten by the board.
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