Chapter 70: The Fat Man's First Time

This scene is a bit too ...... Disgusting. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

It was not at all surprising that the fat man would appear here, because he was like a hunting dog, and he had an almost pathological soft spot for good things and good babies.

But this situation still greatly surprised Su Bai's expectations;

funeral parlor

crematorium,

incinerator

White fat man,

Strong blacks,

sensational,

sensational,

sensational,

It's really, so spicy to the eyes.

"Don't look at it...... Help me......"

The fat man was almost about to cry, and he looked like he had nothing to love, as if he was now suffering a terrible punishment.

"Are you voluntary?" asked Su Bai with a hint of teasing.

"............" fat man.

"If it's voluntary, I can't reach out to him, because I'm a listener and he's a listener. Su Bai said again, between the audience, you can't fight for no reason.

He ...... Yes...... Already...... Yes...... Die...... Yes...... Finish...... Ahh!!hh

Su Bai took a deep breath and took a step forward to grab the fat man's arm, but when Su Bai was about to use his strength to pull the fat man out of the crematorium, Huo Kun suddenly opened his mouth and let out a howl similar to that of a wild beast, and then a strong force automatically swept towards Su Bai.

With the experience of the fat man, Su Bai didn't want to be pressed under like the fat man, so he kicked on the side steel plate of the crematorium and rebounded with his strength.

"............ Ahhhh!!h

"Don't............ Save me............ Abai............ I'll give you whatever you want............ Really ......"

"I want my bronze chest. Su Bai said.

"Give!"

"Swear, swear by your Dao heart. ”

With the Dao Heart Oath, for a person who regards the Taoist priest as his own strengthening route, it is unlikely that he wants to break the contract, unless the fat man dares to regurgitate himself when he casts spells in the future.

"Swear by my heart!" shouted the fat man, ", hurry up, he's going to." ”

Su Bai smiled, and the thought that this black-bellied fat man was going to be 、、、 out was really happy.

At the same time, Su Bai raised the Hellfire shotgun and pulled the trigger directly at the black man lying on the fat man.

Through the previous contact, Su Bai believed that Huo Kun was dead, that is, the guy who was now sensationalizing on the fat man, not Huo Kun, but a corpse that had the ability to act for some reason, so he didn't count this as shooting at the audience, and it was not a cannibalism between the audience.

"Bang!"

The black man flew straight upside down, slammed into the depths of the crematorium, and then rolled out of the side of the crematorium and fell to the ground.

The fat man immediately got up and quickly lifted his pants.

", this time I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and today the fat man ordered the chrysanthemum. ”

Just when the fat man's words fell, Huo Kun actually stood up again, and then rushed over, on Huo Kun's forehead, there were three bullet holes, which were left when he was shot before, at this time on his chest, there was a large blur of flesh and blood, but it didn't seem to affect Huo Kun's continued survival, if he was still called survival like this.

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, town!"

The fat man held a purple rune paper and squeezed it in his hand, "Ah Bai, give him another shot." ”

"Bullets are expensive. Su Bai said.

"I'll make it up to you. ”

"Bang!"

Huo Kun was hit again, this time in both legs, and the whole person knelt down.

The fat man took this opportunity to step forward and put the purple rune paper on Huo Kun's forehead, Huo Kun was immediately stunned in place, kneeling there motionless.

"Is this a deception?" Su Bai walked over and looked at it carefully, "It's not like it." ”

The fat man shook his head, "It's not a corpse, it's a long story, I'll get the compass in his body out first, and then I'll talk to you in detail." ”

"The compass is still in him?"

"Of course. ”

The fat man affirmed, "Wait a minute, I'll arrange a small formation." ”

Su Bai nodded, took a few steps back, and watched the fat man cover his back door with one hand while gritting his teeth and enduring the pain to continue to arrange a small formation, and suddenly felt that the image of the fat man suddenly became much taller, even if a man who had just been blown up the back door, he could still fight for the baby so tirelessly and persistently, this spirit is indeed worthy of admiration.

"Up!"

The fat man snorted, and a piece of rune paper in his hand spontaneously combusted, and then the small flags that had just been arranged were all windless, and the corresponding was that a very clear red mark appeared at the center of Huo Kun's eyebrows, and soon, a light was projected from the red mark, and a compass appeared on the ground in front of him.

Su Bai immediately started to sprint, and the fat man immediately pounced, however, it seemed that the severe pain in the back door made the fat man's originally light body become very sluggish, and even the whole person actually fell down in pain, obviously the strenuous exercise involved the wound in the back.

At this moment, Su Bai could pick up this compass very comfortably.

"Ah Bai, you can't use this thing. The fat man struggled to get up, "I really can't use it." ”

"I know, but there are always people who can use it, so barter. Su Bai looked at the fat man and said.

"Okay, let's put you here first, I'll exchange things with you, but there is a premise. The fat man's voice began to become intermittent, and his face was still red, obviously even now, the sharp pain of the back door being exploded was still so obvious.

"What premise?"

"First...... Take me to the hospital. ”

"Then what should he do?" asked Su Bai.

"It's burning, damn it, isn't this the place to burn people? The fat man gritted his teeth and said, obviously, he now has a deep hatred for Huo Kun, no, to be exact, for Huo Kun's corpse, he simply hates it to the core.

Su Bai nodded, no matter what, Huo Kun is also a very qualified listener, so let him rest in peace as soon as possible.

The use of the incinerator is actually quite simple, Su Bai put Huo Kun's body on the conveyor belt, and then pressed the button next to it, watching Huo Kun being sent into the incinerator, and then the gasoline sprayed out, ignited, and Huo Kun's body immediately sat up.

This is supposed to be a normal phenomenon when corpses are incinerated, and the sudden exposure to high temperatures of a stiff corpse after death can cause deformation of muscles and bones, causing the corpse to curl up or simply sit up.

When he saw Huo Kun's body almost incinerated, Su Bai couldn't help but have a very embarrassing feeling in his heart, the audience, it seems that he is more like a god-like existence than ordinary people, but in fact, that's it, he may die at any time, just like ordinary people, he will die.

............

Leaving the funeral home, getting into the car, Su Bai drove, and the fat man left his seat with his hips there, almost squatting until a quarter of an hour later, Su Bai drove the car into a hospital.

Squatting in a small car is naturally more laborious and painful than squatting on flat ground on weekdays, because the car moves constantly accelerating and decelerating, bringing inertia, but the fat man has to do this, because if he continues to do it, it will be very painful and painful.

Su Bai drove with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and the fat man had countless white eyes, because Su Bai's schadenfreude was too unconcealed.

In the car, the fat man also intermittently told the whole thing.

Su Bai analyzed it well before, that is, when the fat man was calling him, in fact, the person was already standing outside Pudong Airport and taking a taxi, obviously, he really didn't worry for a minute.

However, what the fat man didn't expect was that Huo Kun was so masochistic;

Huo Kun's strengthening route is the opposite of the fat man, but it belongs to the same type, Huo Kun also told Su Bai before that his little ghosts were all drawn by him, and Huo Kun's cultivation method is also very inhumane, he actually drew his seven emotions and six desires, and then suppressed them in his own body, it seems that he is still on himself, but in fact he has been stripped out, this is a method of being too forgetful, of course, Huo Kun's strength is naturally not up to the level of lychee, or even far inferior, but this route and method are already on the right track。

However, Huo Kun died, he was really dead, he died in front of Su Bai, but, because the main body died, the seven emotions and six desires that were previously sealed by Huo Kun himself to improve and sharpen his state of mind began to loosen, and when the fat man carried Huo Kun's corpse to the crematorium to prepare to arrange a formation to force the compass out of Huo Kun's body, it happened to be "desire" The complete loosening of the seal stimulated Huo Kun's corpse to begin to have an unconscious instinctive impulse similar to that of a beast, and the fat man naturally became the object of his venting and satisfaction, in fact, it can be regarded as a much advanced corpse transformation, which is also the reason why Su Bai saw the scene when he entered the crematorium.

After arriving at the hospital, Su Bai helped the fat man register, and then went to the anorectal department;

The Department of Proctology is a department specializing in the treatment of constipation, anal fissure, anal fistula, abscess, stenosis, anal hypertrophy, perianal eczema, mixed hemorrhoids, internal hemorrhoids, and external hemorrhoids.

The fat man went in to check on the doctor, and then the doctor prescribed a medicine list and asked him to go to the hall to pay the bill.

Su Bai took the order from the fat man's hand and walked to the hall with the fat man.

"It's really planted this time, it's so unlucky. "The fat man's first time was just lost, when he wasn't mentally prepared.

"This medicine list is a bit interesting, there is actually a romance, is the hospital pharmacy even selling this now?" Su Bai glanced at the list and said.

The fat man was a little incomprehensible, and turned his head to look at Su Bai: "What the hell is romance?"

"A brand of sex 、、、 love lubricant, it seems that the doctor who treated you feels sorry for you. (To be continued.) )