readx;?“ Li Xiaofeng, what are you doing in my pocket? I'm not a. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "I really can't figure out what he's going to do, could it be that he got rid of these two women and deliberately showed intimacy with me?"

If it weren't for Qingyun outside, I would have wanted to escape. This kid won't be pursuing Qingxue and not succeeding, so he will change his orientation.

"Just show you, your brother is going to take me to this place in order to comfort me. Li Xiaofeng took out a roadside business card from my pocket.

It turned out to be that kind of service, and that sexy girl, and my eyes lit up when I looked at it. It seems that it has been too long since Yin and Yang have been harmonized, and my concentration has dropped a lot.

"Brother, what's going on?" Qingyun blushed, but she still looked at the business card to make sure it wasn't fake, and her face became very ugly.

"Qingyun, didn't I say it, your brother saw that I was in a bad mood, so he took me to this place, he said that he was a regular customer, and there would be a discount. Who made you not believe it?" Li Xiaofeng said something like this.

But I'm so wronged, I don't know how I could have this thing in my pocket. I recalled the scene of the past few days, and it seemed that I didn't have the opportunity to meet any people who posted small advertisements on the side of the road. Even if I did, my heart would have moved a little, and I wouldn't have been able to keep this kind of business card.

I was completely confused. However, in Qingyun's opinion, my expression is tacit.

"Brother, you're really not a good person, I'm going to tell her about this. Qingyun said this, and stopped suddenly.

"What's the matter? Who are you going to tell?" I couldn't help but blush.

"Anyway, you two hurry up and open the door, and if you want to play, you have to take us with you. Qingyun had an expression that had already been released.

"Go ahead, I'll go back myself. Shangguan Qingxue also caught a glimpse of the business card.

I'm already thinking about whether to take Li Xiaofeng back to the village tomorrow, after all, it's always bad to take Qingyun.

"Are you sure you want to follow?When you get to that place, the two of us enjoy it, are you watching from the sidelines?" Li Xiaofeng looked at Qingyun with a smile.

"Qingxue, don't go. Qingyun grabbed Shangguan Qingxue's hand suddenly, and then glared at Li Xiaofeng, "Li Xiaofeng, with Qingxue here, I don't believe you will mess around." ”

"What does this have to do with me?" Shangguan Qingxue's face turned white with fright, "Let them go." ”

"Qingxue, you really don't plan to care about this matter?" Qingyun looked at Shangguan Qingxue in confusion.

"What's the matter, they men are like this. Shangguan Qingxue suddenly regained her cold appearance. From what she said, she seems to know men very well?

"That's right, Qingxue said it well. Li Xiaofeng agreed.

"What's good, Li Xiaofeng, why did you turn bad so quickly. Qingyun looked at Li Xiaofeng with disdain.

"Am I bad?" Li Xiaofeng patted me on the shoulder affectionately, "I used to be a stuffy person, but now under the leadership of my cousin, I have become a cheerful person, shouldn't you be happy for me? What's more, Qingyun, isn't your reaction a little bigger." ”

"Where did I react too much. Qingyun still had no intention of leaving.

"You see, even Qingxue knows that we men are like this, and there are some things that shouldn't be taken care of, unless, you really like your brother. Otherwise, if he goes to prostitute now, you don't have to react so much. Li Xiaofeng smiled indifferently, "As for me, I can't catch up with the goddess, so I can only give up, I've been entangled, it's not good for anyone." Maybe I've seen too few women to see it, so I'm in a situation from which I can't recover. ”

I don't even know where Li Xiaofeng got these crooked theories. But Qingyun doesn't believe me anymore, even if I explain, I'm afraid it won't have much effect.

Who keeps the little roadside ads in my pocket?

"So if you go to prostitution, you can forget the feelings of going to Qingxue?" Qingyun quickly figured out Li Xiaofeng's words, and she said angrily: "Who taught you this!"

"Have you forgotten that business card just now? My cousin taught me, and as for whether it's true or not, I won't know until I've practiced it. Li Xiaofeng smiled evilly.

I'm a black line. If this continues, I am afraid that the glorious image in my sister's heart will be gone.

"You guys. Qingyun said that she wanted to return the business card to me, but after thinking about it, she picked it up and tore it again, and then pulled Shangguan Qingxue away.

"Cousin, what are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and drive now, or when they figure it out, they will follow again, and you are not afraid of being entangled by death when the time comes." Li Xiaofeng saw that I was still stunned, so he squeezed the back of my hand.

That's when I reacted, anyway, my image is gone, and it's only time to come back if I want to fix it.

I started the car and was about to question Li Xiaofeng, but this kid began to close his eyes.

More than ten minutes later, we hit the red light, and there were still more than thirty seconds.

"Boy, don't pretend, tell me quickly, why did you say that just now, wouldn't it hurt me?" I pushed Li Xiaofeng dissatisfiedly.

"Cousin!" Li Xiaofeng's voice seemed very irritable, "Your brother and I haven't slept well, you can disturb me now, is it really okay?"

"Sleep hairy, when has this been. You've made Lao Tzu like this, what else is there to pretend to sleep?"

"I scared Fang Tang last night, otherwise you think he would be so honest this morning?" Li Xiaofeng finished speaking, suddenly closed his eyes, and then began to snore. I have to say, he really looks like he's asleep, and I can't even tell if he's pretending to be or not.

The horn of the car behind me sounded.

I just took a look, the red light had already ended, and I hurriedly continued driving.

Li Xiaofeng really slept soundly along the way, and there was a lot of saliva left behind.

In the evening, we stopped in front of a Sichuan restaurant.

"Old watch, hurry up. "I was angry in my heart and deliberately slapped Li Xiaofeng's forehead.

"Have you arrived?" Li Xiaofeng opened his eyes in a daze, "How do I feel that I haven't slept enough." ”

"Are you a pig?" I wanted to beat him up at the thought of how he ruined my reputation.

"I'll sleep again, if you want to get out of the car and pee, you can go, even if it's dark here, don't be afraid, there are mountains everywhere, trees everywhere, there is not even a living person, who are you afraid of watching you, or are you afraid of ghosts, let me get out of the car and accompany you?" Li Xiaofeng quickly closed his eyes again.

"Are you blind? Haven't you been hungry for so long?" I cried out.

"What time is it? Li Xiaofeng opened his eyes at this time, looked at the sky again, and then touched his stomach and smiled: "Don't say it, I'm also a little hungry, let's go eat." ”

"What, so you're going to dinner?" I sneered.

"It's hard to do something special first. Li Xiaofeng looked at me strangely.

"Alright, the car is parked now, we don't have anything special, you have to tell me the truth first, what the hell is that kind of business card? I don't remember having this kind of thing in my pocket. "I don't feel like I'm able to figure this out, and I'm embarrassed for the rest of my life.

"Shall I continue to sleep for a while?" Li Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"Don't talk to me about these useless things. Lao Tzu will be a man in the future, what do you want Qingyun and Qingxue to think of me?" I glared at Li Xiaofeng.

"You still care so much about the opinions of these two women, even if we men really go to prostitution, there will be no problems, don't you say? They are not your girlfriends, and they shouldn't react too violently to this kind of thing, I guess I couldn't accept it for a while, and now I'm afraid I've figured it out a long time ago." Li Xiaofeng still didn't take this matter seriously, and he didn't seem to be threatened by me, so he took out his mobile phone and started playing.

"I'm not talking about the consequences, I'm asking you, did you do it?" If it wasn't for Li Xiaofeng, who would be so boring? Could it be a strange thing? But strange things give me the feeling that I wouldn't do such a thing. I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Alright, cousin, I didn't think you were so daring. Didn't I see that there would be trouble when I was pestered by the two of them? That's why I used that way, the business card was in your pocket, and I took it out myself, you are a good man, so you can rest assured. Li Xiaofeng looked at me with tears and laughter.

"Is that really the case?" I still didn't believe it, "The two of them came over suddenly, you didn't know in advance, how could you have let them go so coincidentally? If you put them in when I saw them coming, even if I chatted with Qingyun, I couldn't see it, Qingyun and Shangguan Qingxue were not fools, they would have noticed your movements." Not to mention that I didn't feel like I was put in. ”

"What's there to worry about here. Li Xiaofeng said and put his hand into my pocket again, and took out another business card, this time the girl was even more exciting than the one just now.

"How the hell did you do that?" I looked at Li Xiaofeng in disbelief.

"When you were talking, I pretended to close my eyes, just so that you wouldn't notice me. Then I secretly opened the window. When you're not paying attention, two business cards fly over, move quickly, you can't find out, and the rest is about magic, and it's not fun to say it. Li Xiaofeng said with a smile.

The thought that Li Xiaofeng can remotely control objects and put a business card in my pocket without knowing it is not a difficult task.

"One is enough, why get two. ”

I was still a little afraid, and I subconsciously wanted to check Li Xiaofeng's body, and in just a while, he took out two prostitute advertising business cards from my pocket, and if he went somewhere else, he took them out of my pocket again, wouldn't I die of shame?